8/8/2019 ChristmaChess A3

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 "what's for lunch this Christmas?""gloop"

"I thought we were having gloop for dinner"

"that is glosh"

"oh, what's the difference?"

"gloop is glosh before it becomes glud"

"and the substance we had for breakfast""oh, that was glug"

"can I stir the glug as it becomes gloop? I

do not want you to forget it and let it

 become glud"

"mmm. no" 

"can I add salt"

"no"

"can I arrange the table?"

"no"

"what can I do"

"arrange the chess board"

"choose a color"

"pink""(gulp) this is good gloop"

"yeah, make your move"

"why can’t we both move at the same time"

"move"

"would this pawn mind being the first to

 move"

"let the carnage begin"

"don't pawns have rights"

"make the move"

"half the board is full of them, they

should be a union by now"

"don't forget to eat your gloop before it

cools and becomes gloo"

"if they had a union they would all be

queens instead of being pawns"

"make the move"

"why should there be only one piece in a

square"

"either because square was empty or because

the piece in it just got killed"

"are you sure it is not illegal to kill in

a game"

"good move"

"I feel sorry for your pawn"

"this game has been played for centuries

this way"

"can my horse just share the square withyour pawn"

"kill it"

"it is so mean to use a horse to displace a

 pawn"

"make your move my queen is waiting to get

your king"

"really , that is so sweet, tell her my

king is taken but he might be generous if

she is nice to him"

"my queen wants to kill your king"

Continued ...

"is it really legal to play this game, I

 mean there is more a king and queen can do

without killing each other, plus it's

Christmas"

"eat your gloop"

"think of all the things our pieces could 

do together""your turn to move"

"instead of killing each other why don't we

form an alliance and do something

constructive"

"check"

"ah, there you go again"

"check again"

"Christmas or no Christmas, I am sure it is

illegal to be bouncing so many checks"

"my queen is gonna get your king mated"

"your queen wants to kill my king and calls

it getting mated"

"check mate""you have no idea what mating is all about"

"the game is over"

"can I continue moving the pieces"

"go ahead, if it makes you happy but just

remember that the game is over" 

"I love the way the horse moves"

"you would have won the game if you had 

 moved it earlier"

"I did not want to win"

"you played like a loser"

"losing is not the only alternative to not

 being the winner"

"if you had made those moves before my

queen mated your king, you would have won

 pawns down"

"I did not lose, I am still moving my

 pieces"

"the game is over, I won"

"would'nt it be nicer to be able to say We

 Won"

"We played chess not nice"

"that is not nice of you"

"what is that you are doing putting your

 bishop on that rook"

"that is my bishrook"

"what is a bishrook""a bishop teaming up with the rook"

"what on the chess board for"

"to be more powerful than a bishop or a

rook is at any given time"

"now what is that horse doing on the

rook... lemme guess, it is horook"

"how did you find out"

"I am smarter than you"

"together we can be smarter than you and me

are as individuals"!!!

Wishing Hannah and Saravana a Happy married life!

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