Case Study:Planet Earth

(circa: 2012)

Type of Business: Non-Profit

Objective: To convince the Four Horsemen of the

Apocalypse to spare Planet Earth, and therefore,

the Human Race.

Tactics: Tons of research. Turns out, Famine is a

huge fan of Ally McBeal (go figure) and War a big

fan of Justin Bieber. After a couple of months of

negotiating, JDW thought they did it. 2012 was a

long year.

Result: JDW was able to hold back the end of

humanity until sometime in 2020. Not sure

when, but it has something to do with Lucas Films

and Google. You’re welcome.