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r r Why He F t Map Vcrnon told ine morning ra the lady with the 09 be passed the tree irhtre two rears ago he carved your and Trifh He says he felt so glad he danced for joy All said the tall brunetteanxious I Did he tell you why he felt so happy Yes dear He said some cutting the tree By Proxy priscllla laudeth not In rare housewifery S o smiles but modestly Is still Touching her industry Yet are her talents widely known And how she doth excel The explanation I own bre makes each minute tell Puck As Others View It wouldnt trust a stranger Long Then you are not a believer m reciprocity do you mean by that Long Why only a stranger be likely to trust you Detroit Trib tine Hot and Cold Jot and sultry was the day So Ive since been told When 1 proposed to May Who gave it to mo cold The mercury stood at ninetythree As the mercury often will r But the answer May handed back to me Gave me an awful chilL Chicago News What She Said Bobbie That Mrs Castleton said something nice about you Mrs Von Blumer purring What was it Bobbie She said you didnt show your age New York Life Poor Man It was a wild despairing cry Which echoed through the dull re sort It startled all who loitered nigh But all their thrills alas were short For though it broke the listless spell A moment it was soon restored Because too well they knew that yell Man overboredl Kansas City Times A Damper Have you ever loved and lost sighed the swain Nope responded the promptly Ive won every breach of promise suit I ever brought Leader Blue i My lips are blue You wonder why I am not chilled JIve Berry pie Detroit Free Press late c tbJt his own and most Jr then he must still me her sklJ1 0 ShortI ShortWhat would f el- and J 0 i thin Initials encircled ahem a- heart alp love after all men were Y downy must r r maiden > > ¬ pions of the Lariat Rough Riders Line Riders Range Riders Pony Express Veterans Pioneers Trappers Hunters Scouts Heroes and Old Tuners of the Wilderness Explorers Bull Fighters Steer Throwers and Steer j Tiers Hone Wranglers Buffaloes Longhomed 41 Texas Cattle n DAMES AND tour oW r centl at w erfcJa hiiy flelcL 7 tat Atom it jitfd hiTr jaritr constituency than any llf e pre id nt world me thousand men jrp and children go to Hull House to attend clubs and Mrs Phil Lydig a society leader ap peared at the Newport casino one morning this season wearing double chin with only her eyes showing Mrs Jenny C Law Handy now In Tecumseh Mich has circled the globe three times She was born in Australia educated In Germany and Italy and now Is married in America She speaks four languages and comes of a prominent family Crum an eccentric lady air in Wiiliamstown Mass celebrates her birthdays by receiving the people of the town and accepting their contri toward her winter supply of food clothes etc She always issues a general invitation previous to the cele bration Miss Dorothea Klumpke the famous California astronomer who was the first woman to gain the degree of doc tor of mathematics in France has a special building of her own in the great observatory garden of Paris One of her duties Is to photograph the stars in that section of the heavens known as the Paris belt For this she makes frequent balloon ascen Pen Chisel and Brush Francis Bacon was plain In his hab its of eating While providing dab orate and splendid banquets for his guests he himself ate only one or two simple dishes According to an English journal the American Winston Churchills novels gain in British circulation because many people suppose them to be of Winston Spencer Churchill the president of the British board of trade Ettore Ferrari of Rome the sculptor of Italy whose greatest work Is the equestrian statue of Victor Emmanuel has completed a statue of Verdi which will stand in Fairmount park Philadelphia the gift of Italian residents of that city Jules LeFebure the artist is anx ious that the prize he has offered to American art students consisting of a years tuition at the Julian academy under himself and Robert Fleurrie and a silver medal shall generally competed for by art students in Amer ica Though may Is brief Leonard g DAU h r iS HtEl F I I thebrIdge I I lng I buttons I sions fore- most C I wrong victory f GlNT I Barak A Cross uf yea was seen t a z I then crosses re- siding Mandy pur- pose di- versions be more win Its ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The best show that ever struck Chicago Chicago Journal Nothing in the world of Tented is its equal AT V fJ f The Badge of Jffoneaty df UKI composing H Is priwU in plain Forty yeartbf wciM ience prorehi tsswperior or tha cure of stomach disorders and all ills It buiids up the run down system as no other tonic can in which alcohol is used Tho actho medic inner principles of nntivo roots such as Golden and Queens root Store anti Mandrake root Bloodroot and Black Chcrrybarlc are extracted and preserved by the use of chemically pure trIple refined glycerine Send to Dr R V Pierce at Buffalo NY tor free booklet which King Coe Ellin vood and a host of othcpg showing that these can be ended upon for their curative action all weak states of the stomach iy Indigestion or dyspepsia as well 0 or liver complaints and in diseases where thero is and gradual running down of and system The Golden Medical Discovorv makes Thus all skin affections blotches pimples and eruptions as well as scrofulous swel lings and old open running sores or ulcers are cured and healed In treating old running sores or ulcers it is well to in sure their healing to apply to them Dr Pierces AllHealing Salve If your dont happen to have this Salvo in stock send fiftyfour cents in postage stamps to Dr E V Pierce Invalids Hotel Surgical Institute Y and You cant afford to accept a secret nos trum as substitute nonalcoholic medicine OF KNOWN COMPOSITION not even though tho urgent dealer may profitDr and stomach liver and bowels Sugarcoated easy to take as The Royal Box The Prince of Wales Is despised by the proprietors of Paris cafes as a one bottle royalty Queen Alexandra has caused it to be made known that the sheath will not be tolerated at her court the winter of kings of Ethiopia conquering lion of the tribe of Judah has chosen as his successor his young grandson LIg Eyassu or Yasu the son of his younger daughter a lad now about twelve years old Emperor William is studying ocean ography He became interested In that science through the lectures writings and conversations of the Prince of Monaco who is an authority on the character and queer contents of the ocean depths Good Rule for Life Italian proverb Take help of many advice of few 7 e lam l wortll s puri InYigorat f l medIcal Scud e roots I accomp ied I 11 wasting los t1 strength rich Ire bJood andso invigorates and re u ates e stoma er 1 a d t rou t o system BuffaloN a box of the Salvo will return post v com- Ing MeneIJk kIng l TL Ox Wry Peer of Doctor Pierce t iedlc a there a blood ei and tents liver flesh r v whole drug- gist sown ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ < > > IT RINGS TRUE THROUGHOUT Cowboys Wild West Girls Vaqueros Senorius Guardias Ruralcs Men and Women Sharpshooters Cram Broaches and Mustangs l Cowponies Paintponies and all other real actual simonpure denizens of the cowcamp and range reproduc ing the Sports Games Roundups Gallantries Hud Combats Adven ships Perils gen- uine j Frolics ¬ HOLIDAY YOU 6F THE COWBOYS X AHfr SUDIAMS OF THE SOST FAMOUS 3AHGH IH THE WORLD AND COM UtE fIRS T IIIUIL LI bwiI 6EiU COW- GIRLS f A prodigious f ho two 101 Ranch Show onoof which Jamestown National lJ I t tJ tbe tridm n t pliant of r1 a consolidation a rovss1 for + SOLELY OF OKLA ku KOMAS PBASBIE I POSED FEATURES AH FIGURES Ii The oniyexpo 1 era border life 7of its original kind sud scope by very nature and source impossible of or imitation sitton of Vest r pIEf L 1 j J dupli- cation ¬ Exposition tin other for months and conceded OF NEW YORK CITY lilli the legitimate M5I AMUSEMENT SENSATION c two turcs and Romantic Daily Happenings of their lives Everything except a i snderoot Indians fresh from Campfire and Council making their with Paleface Civilization tastic Native Accoutrements and Paint and exhibiting dicer War Dances nerd other Weird and Pastimes Savageries Horsemanship Bow and Arrow Skill Methods of Hunting Trailing Ambushing Exuberant Western movement pervades our every long and varied programme number Every act and is typical of the Ranch and Range Without Circus Vaudeville or Theatric adjunct or atmosphere OYERWNI TRfllL FORENOON STREET F lRiDE Form your opinion of our Enterprise if you arc not acquainted when we ride the principal thoroughfares in the morning 2 P H TWO DAILY RftJM GB SHINE 8P H Doors open an hour carter for FREE and welcome inspection of our Indian and Cowboy Encampment Grind Stand Tickets oa sale at the groUnds contJhuously from 9 a nii to 9 p no ADMISSION 5Ge CHILDREN 25 fist Clu otUlte in S action Jf ri r Q 4 i i J f i2 i 1if f 1i t f ti ri P F j 2 t j J Fan Rita Ceremonies Trapping and PER i rte f f Lbi 7 < < > > To the KingsTaiU Wa loam ia JLeftTes Proia tbt Jour Blair pf SI jofgfe Smatf thnt 8ir QfoSie rtfcrJfoar at the Chapel BoyaX atjite hjnsteal programme at tte th new London bridge 131 his chief a glee party Immediately after the glaeyparty had sung God Save the King in the tent in which the king and were two unknown persons in a man and his wife stepped forward and to Sir Georges Infinite disgust the man played God Save the King with his knuckles on his chin accompanied by his wifes voice The king called Sir George to him and asked who they were Sir George by that time knew the name oT the performers and gave It adding that he was sorry they had intruded out permission Oh no intrusion said the king It was charming Tell them to per form again So Sir George had to tell the that their number en cored by royal command and to their great delight and to the chagrin of Sir George they repeated it Not Abashed When I was young said a lawyer my best client was a wealthy old lady noted for saying caustic things about her acquaintances One morn ing when I was staying at her house she vilified one of her neighbors named Stamford without stint By way of changing the subject I proposed to read to her from a volume of lectures I had happened to bring with me She assented I at random and when too late dis covered that I was in the middle of a lecture on the government of the tongue I was afraid she would think I had selected it to admonish her yet 1 dared not stop for fear of seeming to make the offense more pointed So on I read to the end pretty sure that my reading would cost me a client worth two hundred a year to me ended the said Thank you Mr It is an ex cellent lecture and would fit my neigh bor Stamford to a T The Conference This is a grave matter began the undertakerConsequently we want more light thrown upon it remarked the lamp manufacturer T I hope our views will all be in mony with the occasion put in the piano maker No pipe dreams admonished the I hope whatever is said none will take it ill said the doctor Then well all be good natured and not ask cross questions supplemented the lawyer But it was the remark of the baker which broke up the meeting What I want to know first of all he declared is who is expected to sup ply the dough Baltimore Swift Bird The Mexican road runner has only two short legs but he can beat a horse a hound and an electric carriage and give them a handicap start Speed Is not his only recommendation He eats as he runs or rather as the things run away with him Snakes are the principal part of his diet big and little His crop is as elastic as his legs are swift and when he wants to prepare for a long journey he coils tip a rattler or two inside of his neck and sets out across the Mexican desert with a swiftness that makes it look like a bunch of dust on a record break ing tour around the world Carrot Pudding One cupful of grated carrots one cupful of grated potatoes one cupful cupful of raisins and currants mixed two teaspoonfuls of all kinds of mixed one teaspoonful of soda one teaspoonful of salt Mix all together and steam for three hours Grease a small pail and put the dough in it Set the pail in a kettle of boiling wa ter keeping the water well up near the top of the pall Cover kettle over so all the steam may be kept in as much as possible Boston Post Burning Wood Wood crackles when it is ignited the air expanded by heat forces its way through the pores of the wood with a crackling noise Green wood makes less snapping than dry because the pores contain less air being filled with sap and moisture which extin guish the flame whereas the oC dry wood are filled with air which supports combustion Posted Him He vainly See that sweet little girl in pink I was engaged to her the whole of last summer Stranger eager ly Very glad to hear it I am the lawyer shes commissioned to sue you for breach of promise Shopkeeper Is anything else I can send you sir What would you say to a piece of this cheese Custom er I wouldnt care to say anything to It It might answer me back Snapped It Out Dear am I the only woman you have ever loved Yest or ever will And it must have been the way be said it that made her mad Her Little Slip Departing Guest Weve had a slm ply delightful time Hostess Im so At same time I regret that the storm kept nil our best people away Brpbkl n Life VV f f In ecn with Butwhen- I II hat 4 4 4 4 I j I J I I Of one cupful of onehalf I spice I I pores there lad the l4i1JF1t 1 1 i v Jt J a s when LF 10 w the opening at- traction wan seat- ed costume per- formers was I i start- ed 9 I plumberS American- A sugar flour be- cause t iit JXd F- A > ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ° = ° L C j j r rxn trtrtrm Jnb Pr in in WORK DONE WHEN PR4MISED Good Work Done Cheap Cheap Work Done Good + THE Are to o the Be Printing on short notice such BILLHEADS I LETTERHEADS 1 CARDS CATALOGUES fe POSTERS and n fact everything that is printed Orders for Engraving such as Wedding An nouncements Invitations cc of E i ih 7 6 E tp r A II r r r 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Why He F t MapVcrnon told ine morning ra

the lady with the 09be passed the tree irhtre two

rears ago he carved your andTrifh

He says he felt so glad hedanced for joy

All said the tall brunetteanxious

I Did he tell you why he felt so

happyYes dear He said some

cutting the tree

By Proxypriscllla laudeth not

In rare housewiferyS o smiles but modestly Is still

Touching her industry

Yet are her talents widely knownAnd how she doth excel

The explanation I ownbre makes each minute tell

Puck

As Others View Itwouldnt trust a stranger

Long Then you are not a believer mreciprocity

do you mean by thatLong Why only a stranger

be likely to trust you Detroit Tribtine

Hot and ColdJot and sultry was the day

So Ive since been toldWhen 1 proposed to May

Who gave it to mo coldThe mercury stood at ninetythree

As the mercury often will r

But the answer May handed back tome

Gave me an awful chilLChicago News

What She SaidBobbie That Mrs Castleton said

something nice about youMrs Von Blumer purring What

was it BobbieShe said you didnt show your age

New York Life

Poor ManIt was a wild despairing cry

Which echoed through the dull resort

It startled all who loitered nighBut all their thrills alas were short

For though it broke the listless spellA moment it was soon restored

Because too well they knew that yellMan overboredl

Kansas City Times

A DamperHave you ever loved and lost

sighed the swainNope responded the

promptly Ive won every breach ofpromise suit I ever brought

Leader

Blue i

My lips are blueYou wonder why

I am not chilledJIveBerry pieDetroit Free Press

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41

Texas Cattle n

DAMES AND

tour oW rcentl at werfcJa hiiy flelcL 7tat Atom it jitfd hiTr jaritrconstituency than any llfe pre id nt

world me thousand men jrpand children go to Hull House to

attend clubs andMrs Phil Lydig a society leader ap

peared at the Newport casino onemorning this season wearing double

chin with only her eyes showingMrs Jenny C Law Handy now

In Tecumseh Mich has circledthe globe three times She was born inAustralia educated In Germany andItaly and now Is married in AmericaShe speaks four languages and comesof a prominent family

Crum an eccentric lady airin Wiiliamstown Mass celebrates

her birthdays by receiving the peopleof the town and accepting their contri

toward her winter supply offood clothes etc She always issues ageneral invitation previous to the celebration

Miss Dorothea Klumpke the famousCalifornia astronomer who was thefirst woman to gain the degree of doctor of mathematics in France has aspecial building of her own in thegreat observatory garden of ParisOne of her duties Is to photograph thestars in that section of the heavensknown as the Paris belt For this

she makes frequent balloon ascen

Pen Chisel and Brush

Francis Bacon was plain In his habits of eating While providing daborate and splendid banquets for hisguests he himself ate only one or twosimple dishes

According to an English journal theAmerican Winston Churchills novelsgain in British circulation becausemany people suppose them to be

of Winston Spencer Churchillthe president of the British board oftrade

Ettore Ferrari of Rome thesculptor of Italy whose greatest

work Is the equestrian statue of VictorEmmanuel has completed a statue ofVerdi which will stand in Fairmountpark Philadelphia the gift of Italianresidents of that city

Jules LeFebure the artist is anxious that the prize he has offered toAmerican art students consisting of ayears tuition at the Julian academyunder himself and Robert Fleurrie anda silver medal shall generallycompeted for by art students in America

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Chicago Journal

Nothing in theworld of Tented

isits equal

AT V fJ

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The Badge of Jffoneaty

df UKI composing H IspriwU in plain Fortyyeartbf wciM ience prorehi tsswperior

or tha cure of stomach disordersand all ills It buiids up the rundown system as no other tonic can inwhich alcohol is used Tho actho medicinner principles of nntivo roots such asGolden and Queens root Store antiMandrake root Bloodroot and BlackChcrrybarlc are extracted and preservedby the use of chemically pure trIplerefined glycerine Send to Dr R V Pierceat Buffalo N Y tor free booklet which

King Coe Ellin vood and ahost of othcpg showing that thesecan be ended upon for their curativeaction all weak states of the stomach

iy Indigestion or dyspepsiaas well 0 or liver complaintsand in diseases where therois and gradual running downof and system

The Golden Medical Discovorv makes

Thus all skin affections blotches pimplesand eruptions as well as scrofulous swellings and old open running sores or ulcersare cured and healed In treating oldrunning sores or ulcers it is well to insure their healing to apply to them DrPierces AllHealing Salve If your

dont happen to have this Salvo instock send fiftyfour cents in postagestamps to Dr E V Pierce Invalids Hotel

Surgical Institute Y and

You cant afford to accept a secret nostrum as substitute nonalcoholicmedicine OF KNOWN COMPOSITION noteven though tho urgent dealer mayprofitDrand stomach liver and bowelsSugarcoated easy to takeas

The Royal Box

The Prince of Wales Is despised bythe proprietors of Paris cafes as a

one bottle royaltyQueen Alexandra has caused it to be

made known that the sheath willnot be tolerated at her court the

winterof kings of Ethiopia

conquering lion of the tribe of Judahhas chosen as his successor his younggrandson LIg Eyassu or Yasu the sonof his younger daughter a lad nowabout twelve years old

Emperor William is studying oceanography He became interested In thatscience through the lectures writingsand conversations of the Prince ofMonaco who is an authority on thecharacter and queer contents of theocean depths

Good Rule for LifeItalian proverb Take help of many

advice of few

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Cowboys Wild WestGirls Vaqueros SenoriusGuardias Ruralcs Men andWomen Sharpshooters Cram

Broaches and Mustangs lCowponies Paintponiesand all other real actual

simonpure denizens of thecowcamp and range reproducing the Sports GamesRoundups Gallantries Hud

Combats Advenships Perils

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YOU 6F THE COWBOYS

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SOST FAMOUS 3AHGH IH

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or imitation

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OF NEW YORK CITY

lillithe legitimate M5I

AMUSEMENT SENSATIONc

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turcs and Romantic Daily Happenings of their lives Everything except a i snderootIndians fresh from Campfire and Council making their with Paleface Civilization

tastic Native Accoutrements and Paint and exhibiting dicer War Dances nerd other Weird andPastimes Savageries Horsemanship Bow and Arrow Skill Methods of Hunting Trailing Ambushing

Exuberant Western movement pervades our every long and varied programme number Every act and

is typical of the Ranch and Range Without Circus Vaudeville or Theatric adjunct or atmosphere

OYERWNI TRfllL FORENOON STREET F lRiDEForm your opinion of our Enterprise if you arc not acquainted when we ride

the principal thoroughfares in the morning

2 P H TWO DAILY RftJM GB SHINE 8 P H

Doors open an hour carter for FREE and welcome inspection of our Indian and Cowboy Encampment GrindStand Tickets oa sale at the groUnds contJhuously from 9 a nii to 9 p no

ADMISSION 5Ge CHILDREN 25

fist Clu otUlte in

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Blair pf SI jofgfe Smatf thnt8ir QfoSie rtfcrJfoar at theChapel BoyaX atjite hjnstealprogramme at tte th newLondon bridge 131 his chief

a glee partyImmediately after the glaeyparty had

sung God Save the King in the tentin which the king and were

two unknown persons ina man and his wife stepped forwardand to Sir Georges Infinite disgust theman played God Save the King withhis knuckles on his chin accompaniedby his wifes voice

The king called Sir George to himand asked who they were Sir Georgeby that time knew the name oT theperformers and gave It adding thathe was sorry they had intrudedout permission

Oh no intrusion said the kingIt was charming Tell them to per

form againSo Sir George had to tell the

that their number encored by royal command and to theirgreat delight and to the chagrin of SirGeorge they repeated it

Not AbashedWhen I was young said a lawyer

my best client was a wealthy oldlady noted for saying caustic thingsabout her acquaintances One morning when I was staying at her houseshe vilified one of her neighborsnamed Stamford without stint

By way of changing the subjectI proposed to read to her from avolume of lectures I had happened tobring with me She assented I

at random and when too late discovered that I was in the middle of alecture on the government of thetongue

I was afraid she would think I hadselected it to admonish her yet 1

dared not stop for fear of seeming tomake the offense more pointed So onI read to the end pretty sure that myreading would cost me a client worthtwo hundred a year to me

ended the saidThank you Mr It is an ex

cellent lecture and would fit my neighbor Stamford to a T

The ConferenceThis is a grave matter began the

undertakerConsequentlywe want more light

thrown upon it remarked the lampmanufacturer T

I hope our views will all be inmony with the occasion put in thepiano maker

No pipe dreams admonished the

I hope whatever is said none willtake it ill said the doctor

Then well all be good natured andnot ask cross questions supplementedthe lawyer

But it was the remark of the bakerwhich broke up the meeting

What I want to know first of allhe declared is who is expected to supply the dough Baltimore

Swift BirdThe Mexican road runner has only

two short legs but he can beat ahorse a hound and an electric carriageand give them a handicap start SpeedIs not his only recommendation Heeats as he runs or rather as thethings run away with him Snakesare the principal part of his diet bigand little His crop is as elastic as hislegs are swift and when he wants toprepare for a long journey he coils tipa rattler or two inside of his neck andsets out across the Mexican desertwith a swiftness that makes it looklike a bunch of dust on a record breaking tour around the world

Carrot PuddingOne cupful of grated carrots one

cupful of grated potatoes one cupful

cupful of raisins and currants mixedtwo teaspoonfuls of all kinds ofmixed one teaspoonful of soda oneteaspoonful of salt Mix all togetherand steam for three hours Grease asmall pail and put the dough in itSet the pail in a kettle of boiling water keeping the water well up nearthe top of the pall Cover kettle overso all the steam may be kept in asmuch as possible Boston Post

Burning WoodWood crackles when it is ignited

the air expanded by heat forcesits way through the pores of the woodwith a crackling noise Green woodmakes less snapping than dry becausethe pores contain less air being filledwith sap and moisture which extinguish the flame whereas the oC

dry wood are filled with air whichsupports combustion

Posted HimHe vainly See that sweet little girl

in pink I was engaged to her thewhole of last summer Stranger eagerly Very glad to hear it I am thelawyer shes commissioned to sue youfor breach of promise

Shopkeeper Is anything else Ican send you sir What would yousay to a piece of this cheese Customer I wouldnt care to say anythingto It It might answer me back

Snapped It OutDear am I the only woman you

have ever lovedYest or ever will

And it must have been the way besaid it that made her mad

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