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11:05PM, 20 Jan - : Ruta changed the subject to BE E&TC 2014 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Ruta joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Zaid joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : +91 72 76 233509 joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Nischal joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Pal V joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Ravi Jerrywala joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Nur joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Suniel Motgi joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : RAHUL KARPE joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Nivan joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Piyush Malha joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Mohanish Thakur joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Adnaan Ahmed joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Aanand Thengdi joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : shriDhan joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Shantanu joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Ravi Jerrywala joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Rahul Kathuriya joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Vivek Amilkanthawar joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Avinash Mohan joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Kedarnath joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Dinesh Manjare joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Palak joined 5:18PM, 24 Jan - Palak: Silent lover back 5:19PM, 24 Jan - : Haan re bhaise... aa gaya me... 5:19PM, 24 Jan - Palak: Partnr ko bhi leke ata 5:20PM, 24 Jan - : Jab tu hai toh uski kya zarurat... 5:21PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Matlab partner he 5:21PM, 24 Jan - Nischal: Silent lover to gay nikla 5:21PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 5:22PM, 24 Jan - Palak: 5:22PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Chintya wo tujhe bol rha he uska partner 5:24PM, 24 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Silent lover left the group... 5:25PM, 24 Jan - Palak: 9:34PM, 24 Jan - : Kedarnath left 9:59PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 9:59PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Good night 9:59PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 10:00PM, 24 Jan - shriDhan: 10:27PM, 24 Jan - RAHUL KARPE: Gn 8:10AM, 25 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Gm jsk 9:13AM, 25 Jan - Zaid: 9:14AM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 9:14AM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning 9:23AM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 9:29AM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 9:30AM, 25 Jan - Zaid: 9:32AM, 25 Jan - Nivan: 12:05AM, 26 Jan - : Suniel Motgi left 1:27PM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 12:33AM, 26 Jan - Nischal: JAI HIND 12:35AM, 26 Jan - : Happy republic day frndzzz... jai hind.... bharat mata ki jai... 12:35AM, 26 Jan - : Oh sry... 12:38AM, 26 Jan - Piyush Malha: Vande matram 12:38AM, 26 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Happy republic day guys 12:45AM, 26 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Very touching. dost vo nhi jo apke liye kamaye
dost wo hai Jo apki T-Shirt 0r kbi wapis Na de Dost wo nhi Jo apko Treat de Dost wo hai Jo Aap k Ghar aae 0r kahe "aaj kya Paka hai , Jo b hai Jaldi Se Le aa" .. Dost wo nhi Jo call milne aaye, Dost wo Jo Ghr kr k
Maang kr Le Jae
k Samne aa k
Msg kre"kaminey bahar aa. Dost wo nahi jo kahe wo ladki teri kismat me nahi, Dost wo hai jo kahe "saale party de party usey toh ghar se utha Dost wo nhi Jo Janaze me aae, Dost wo hai Jo Kabar Pe T-Shirt Le k aae 0r kahe "Le saale nhi Chaiye Tera Ehsaan chal Uth Or meri Dosti wapis kr. Send to all special friends luv u yr Dosto se problem share karna achha hai..... Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker dete hai per..... Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai. Indian Friendship is not about: "sorry". Its about: "saari galti teri thi" Indian Friendship is not about "THANKS". Its about :"koi Ehsaan nahi kiya mujhpe" layenge tere liye"
Indian Friendship is not about : "I miss u". Its about "kahan mar gaye thay itne din"? Indian Friendship is not about :"I understand". Its about: "Hamesha main hi kyun samjhoon"? Indian Friendship is not about : "I'm happy 4 ur success".. Itz about : "Chal beta treat de"? Indian Friendship is not about: "Are u coming to see us tomorrow"? Itz about: "Dramaybazi band kar, aur chup chaap chal mere sath". Indain Friendship is not about :"Just reading this msg".. Its about :"Sending it to all lovely friends whom u never want to lose".
Wat is the meaning of true friend. ? Jab ek dost apni akhri sanse le rha ho aur uska dost ankho me ansu le aye aur ka he, Chl uth Yaar Aaj last time "Maut" ki Class Bunk Krte hain. Apne un friends ko yeh msg send kro: jinki umr ap apni umr se lmbi chahte ho..pls don't break d chain .. Love u frnds.. 7:03AM, 26 Jan - Zaid: 7:47AM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Kuch Nasha "TIRANGE" ki Aan ka h. Kuch Nasha "MATRUBHUMI" ki Shan ka he. Hum Lahrayenge har Jagah ye "TIRANGA" Nasha Ye "HINDUSTHAN" ki Shan ka he. JAY HIND 7:47AM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: . " ..... " 7:55AM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 8:36AM, 26 Jan - Zaid: Dear Republic of India you are that wonderful country where the anthem still evokes tears & the flag a tug of the heart. Happy 65th. 9:03AM, 26 Jan - Palak: 9:33AM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare:
9:45AM, 26 Jan - Ruta: 10:26AM, 26 Jan - Palak: MUST READ..! Some facts you may not be knowing about INDIANS | 1. 38% of doctors in America are INDIANS. 2. 12% of the scientist in America are INDIANS. 3. 28% of the IBM employees in the world are INDIANS. 4. 36% of the NASA employees are INDIANS. 5. 17% of the INTEL employees in the world are INDIANS. 6. 34% of the MICROSOFT employees are INDIANS. 7. Sanskrit is the mother language of all the European languages. WHICH MEANS SWED ISH TOO. 8. SANSKRIT is most suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes mag azine, 1987. 9. CHESS was invented in INDIA. 10. Creator and founder of HOTMAIL is INDIAN (SABEER BHATIA). 11. Aryabhatta who was from INDIA, invented the number ZERO.
12. INDIANS invented the NUMBER SYSTEM. 13. ALGEBRA was invented in INDIA. 14. CALCULAS and TRIGNOMETRY came from INDIA. 15. The general manager of HEWLETT PACKARD (HP) is INDIAN (RAJIV GUPTA). 16. Creator of the PENTIUM CHIP(90% of the today's Computer runs on it) is INDIAN (VINOD DAHM). 17. BHUDHYANA first calculated the value of pi (3.14), and he explained the concep t of what is known as the Pythagorean theorem. he discovered this in the 6th cen tury long before the European mathematicians. 18. We have almost 5600 different newspapers and 3500 different magazines with app roximately 120 million readers every day. 19. SUSHRUTA (from india) is the father of SURGERY. 2600 year ago he and health sc ientist of his time conducted complicated surgeries like --> artificial limbs, f ractures, urinarystones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery 20. LAXMI MITTAL (steel king) is the richest man in ENGLAND. His house in England is the most expensive house in the world, more than 70 million pounds. 21. ALBERT EINSTEIN once said:- We own a lot to the INDIANS,who taught us how to c ount, without which no worthwhile scientific have been made. 22. INDIA has the THIRD largest army in the world with more than 105 million men.. .... I'm Proud To Be An Indian...) | Happy republic day in Advance to All my fellow Indians |Jai Hind | 10:26AM, 26 Jan - Nur: 1:02PM, 26 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: 2:24PM, 26 Jan - Shantanu: 2:24PM, 26 Jan - Shantanu: 2:24PM, 26 Jan - Shantanu: @ shirdi ..... 2:24PM, 26 Jan - Palak: 2:25PM, 26 Jan - Palak: Rahul tashan madhi 2:31PM, 26 Jan - Nivan: Awesome video rahul 2:50PM, 26 Jan - Nischal: video 2:53PM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 3:21PM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 3:34PM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 3:37PM, 26 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: 10:49PM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 11:34PM, 26 Jan - shriDhan: Kon aahe he 7:43AM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 33 1) 2) 3) 4) . . . .. .. .. ..
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. . ' ,' , . 7:44AM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Gud morning 8:55AM, 27 Jan - Zaid: 10:56AM, 27 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Nice line: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any rest for years." Keep it always happy whether it is 'yours' or 'others. Good Morning 10:58AM, 27 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train trip pe j a rahi thi. Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi, K, Achanak Boss ne puchha: "Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren" Secretary sharmate hue boli: "Sir, jese aap ki marzi" Boss: "To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do" . . . . . Na dosto Na. . . Gande msg or mere number se ? Impossible... ................................. 2:28PM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 10:23PM, 27 Jan - : V.V.IMP Dear All, This is to inform you that medicines are prescribed (by our great doctors) by br and name & not by the generics (Ingredients). Hence we end up paying more money
for the same medicine. Follow these few steps to know more & start saving on your medical bills. 1. Simply download HEALTHKART PLUS software on your Android device 2. Search the medicine name 3. Type the medicine name which you are using (e. g. Lyrica 75mg (Pfizer compan y) 4. It will show u medicine company, prices and Ingredients 5. Now main point CLICK ON 'SUBSTITUTE' 7. Don't be surprised to see that same drug is available at very low cost also. And that to by other reputed manufacturer. e. g. Lyrica by pfizer is for Rs. 768 .56 for 14 tab (54.89 per tab) & same drug by Cipla (Prebaxe) is available ONLY @ Rs. 59.00 for 10 tab (5.9 per tab) Forward this msg to as many people for benefit of all. very useful information Medicine for Blood Cancer has been found !! Please don't delete this without for warding. I am forwarding it to the maximum I can. Let it reach the 110 crores In dians and the remaining if any. 'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free o f cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai".Create Awareness. It might help so meone. Forward to as many as u can, kindness costs nothing 10:26PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 10:27PM, 27 Jan - Nivan: 10:30PM, 27 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: 10:30PM, 27 Jan - : Thanks... to all... 10:31PM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 10:35PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 11:26PM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: ...? ? . . new person joining watsapp.. msg, videos repeat yeh latest hai.. 11:26PM, 11:29PM, 11:29PM, 11:30PM, 11:30PM, 11:30PM, 11:31PM, 11:42PM, 11:42PM, 11:43PM, 11:43PM, 11:43PM, 11:43PM, 11:43PM, 11:44PM, 11:44PM, 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Ruta: Palak: For eg dinesh Palak: Dinesh Manjare: Tari mhanla palak kashi shaant aahe ajun Dinesh Manjare: Oooooooooooo Adnaan Ahmed: Palak... Dinesh Manjare: Palak: Palak?? : Palak left shriDhan: Hahhahaah shriDhan: Chintu left shriDhan: Ruta: shriDhan: Ooooooooooooooo : Adnaan Ahmed: Om teri wajah se chintu left our grp...
11:45PM, 27 Jan - : Ab maine kya kiya be...? 11:46PM, 27 Jan - : Sabhi ko pata hai kiske wajah se gayaa wo... 11:46PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 11:46PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Huh...disgusting people... 11:46PM, 27 Jan - : 11:47PM, 27 Jan - : Mujh se dur hi re tu... 11:47PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: @Adnan ....Jane de ...otherwise chintu block kardega 11:47PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Lol... 11:47PM, 27 Jan - : 1st yr ki maar lagta bhul gaya tu .. 11:48PM, 27 Jan - : 11:48PM, 27 Jan - Piyush Malha: Ek or wicket gayi 11:48PM, 27 Jan - Piyush Malha: Good night 11:48PM, 27 Jan - : 11:48PM, 27 Jan - : Aaditya Pawar joined 11:49PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 11:53PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: Good night 11:54PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: @OM: tere jaisa roz maar khane ko nhi milta...is liye bhul jata hu yaar... Tu khud se apna mazak banwata h...its nt cz f me or ne1 else... 11:56PM, 27 Jan - : Lagta kisi ko waha michi lag gayi... 11:56PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Michi???? 11:57PM, 27 Jan - : Q jal gayi kya teri...??? 11:57PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: 11:57PM, 27 Jan - : 11:57PM, 27 Jan - : Kuch b ho ... Pr mai kisi ko tere jaisa pareshan nhi karta... 11:58PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Woh toh dikh hi raha hai...michi... 11:58PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 11:58PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Calm down...its js out f fun... 11:59PM, 27 Jan - : Sighing out here... Jst for others.... 11:59PM, 27 Jan - : Gn...to alll... 8:12AM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning 8:12AM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Cintya left. 8:13AM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 8:26AM, 28 Jan - Shantanu: 5:02PM, 28 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Hum dost he kabhi bi6ad jayenge,par duniya gol he hum fir mil jayenge, par ye yaad rakhna ki me jab kahu, "HOW R U?"tab tum ye mat kehna"WHO R U?" 5:17PM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 5:17PM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi kahunga 5:23PM, 28 Jan - shriDhan: 5:33PM, 28 Jan - : 7:06PM, 28 Jan - Zaid: 8:25AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 8:25AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 8:40AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Beautiful lines for all : Apne gam ki Numaish na kar, ... Apne nasib ki Aazmaish na kar, Jo tera hai tere Paas khud aayega, Har roz usse paane Ki khwaish na kar.!! Chhu le tu asman zamin ki talaash na kar; Jee le zindagi tu khushi ki talaash na kar; Taqdir badal jayegi apne aap hi aey dost; Muskrana sikh le wajah ki talaash na kar.... good morning 8:50AM, 29 Jan - Zaid: Kuch zyada toofaani hogaya 8:53AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm..socha aaj kuch jada tufani karenge 9:31AM, 29 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya:
10:58AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: New word in dictionary: RahulGandhi (verb): to talk nonsense, irrelevant to questions asked and make a c omplete fool of oneself. Usage: "How was your viva? I RahulGandhied it" 9:49PM, 29 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: No English dictionary has able to adequately ex plain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED. Some people says there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, When you marry the right women, U are COMPLETE... And when U marry the wrong women, U are FINISHED... And when the right Women catches U with the Wrong Women.... You are COMPLETELY FINISHED..!!!! 11:21PM, 29 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: Timepass effect on cricket field... Coach :Coach :Dhoni :-...... Coach :... .... Bowling Bowling Dhoni :- ......... Coach :..... Pace Dhoni:- ............ Coach :Ball ..?? .. ......... .. ... .... .......... ...? .... ... Bowling ... ........ ...?
10:17AM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 2:43PM, 30 Jan - : Prasanth G joined 3:56PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon 5:04PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 5:10PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: 6:19PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon 6:46PM, 30 Jan - : . : . : . ( : . ) !!
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. ...!!!!!!!!! 7:26PM, 30 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: I told her: If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana. Wo black pehan ke aayi. Mujhe bura laga. Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki toh maine jaana, wo andar se pyar karti hai. 7:26PM, 30 Jan - : 7:33PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Kya purana jokes bhej raha hai ravi 7:33PM, 30 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: Super lame 7:33PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Naya he waha 7:39PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Lame... Kathuria to Alok Nath ka sanskari scientist ha i. 7:40PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 9:24PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: Changed the group icon 9:25PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: 9:25PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: Pahchan kon ????? 9:26PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: 9:26PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Hahahha 9:26PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: K 9:26PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Naya hai wah 9:26PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Epic pose 9:27PM, 30 Jan - Aanand Thengdi: 9:28PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: 9:28PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: 9:30PM, 30 Jan - Aanand Thengdi: New hay waha 9:38PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Navin he waha 9:38PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: Accha aahe waha 9:51PM, 30 Jan - : I dont think any one wud b able to ans dis 9999=4 8888=8 1816=3 1212=0 1919=? Ans dis if u are mastermind 9:52PM, 30 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Look at these happy faces And look at these sad faces
Did you notice that all happy faces have closed eyes ! And on the other hand , all sad or angry faces have open eyes ! Dis is life , close ur eyes & ignore all negative things to live happy Apne gam ki Numaish na kar, Apne nasib ki Aazmaish na kar, Jo tera hai tere Paas khud aayega,
Har roz usse paane Ki khwaish na kar.! Chhu le tu asman zamin ki talaash na kar; Jee le zindagi tu khushi ki talaash na kar; Taqdir badal jayegi apne aap hi aey dost; Muskrana sikh le wajah ki talaash na kar .
Today is 'love you day' send to everyone you love (and me) whether its real love or friend love, brother love, sister love, daughter love, son love, father love and mother love. You are lovable if you get FIVE back 9:52PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Tujhe aate kya ans 9:53PM, 30 Jan - : Haan.. 9:53PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Toh tu mastermind hai....tuhi bol de 9:54PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 9:55PM, 30 Jan - : Pehle jawab de fir has... 9:57PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu:
10:05PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Ans. 2. Om? 10:05PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Tujhe bhi kisine answer fwd kiya hoga 10:06PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Master mind 10:07PM, 30 Jan - : Isme itna kuch nhi hai jo kisi ki zarurat ho.. Its simple.. 10:07PM, 30 Jan - : @nischal: sahi hai.. 10:08PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Yeah it was simple 10:08PM, 30 Jan - : Ya... 10:08PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Just copy and paste in google 10:08PM, 30 Jan - : 10:09PM, 30 Jan - : Bas cpy paste hi karte rehenga... Yamesha...??? 10:15PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Good nishchal 1:03AM, 31 Jan - : Bill Gates has decided not to invest further in India after rec eiving a letter from Mr. Banta. To, Bill Gates, Microsoft, U.S.A. From: Banta Date: 1 April 2013 Subject: Problems with my new computer... Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home & we have found some problems, which I wa nt to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key & we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' but ton, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' & now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence' , so when you will provide that? 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse & keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide me the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a sing le photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want my wife know where I go after my office hours. Last one Mr. Bill Gates P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?" Regards, Banta .. 6:59AM, 31 Jan - Zaid: 10:38AM, 31 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 6:24PM, 31 Jan - Zaid: 6:25PM, 31 Jan - Prasanth G: Soo true... 7:37PM, 31 Jan - Avinash Mohan: Man yt to talk to him 7:37PM, 31 Jan - Avinash Mohan: I ll send it to u 10:16PM, 31 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Gotya: Aaji apan gharat nehmi 5 lok rahnar... Tu baba aai, mi n didi. Aaji: Nai re Tuza lagn zale ki 6 honar. Gotya: Didiche lagn zale ki parat 5 honar. Aaji:Tula mulga zalyawr parat 6 honar. gotya: parat tu melyawar 5 honar. Aaji: zop kutrya.. 10:30PM, 31 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Really Good One The killer one... Wife: Sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai. Jahan bhi chupati hoon, dhoondh leta hai Husband: Nalayak ki book me rakh de, exam tak nahi dhundh payega. 10:39PM, 31 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Really Good One The killer one... Wife: Sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai. Jahan bhi chupati hoon, dhoondh leta hai Husband: Nalayak ki book me rakh de, exam tak nahi dhundh payega. 10:56PM, 31 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi aur ek baar post kar..abhi bhi joke post nahi hua 7:06AM, 1 Feb - Zaid: Whatsapp creativity. . . .
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Anchor: Safaid ko Charwaha: Ghass Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho? Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko Charwaha: Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Charwaha: Use bhi pani se Anchor Ghusse se: Manhos admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse bar bar puchta kyu h ai Kala ya Safaid... Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai Anchor: Aur kala? Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai... 10:11AM, 1 Feb - Zaid: 10:32AM, 1 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:34AM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: Hey, let's switch to Telegram: http://telegram.org/dl 2 10:50AM, 1 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: 11:00AM, 1 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 11:27AM, 1 Feb - : Next year june to hoga, par Vacations nai honge Holidays to honge, par happy holidays nai honge Khana to roz khaenge, par ek dusre k tiffins nai honge Sms to honge, par bhejnewale dost nai honge
Free to honge, par Bunk karne k liye lectrs nai honge..... So guys enjoy the last few months of our clg life 12:17PM, 1 Feb - : Hey, let's switch to Telegram: http://telegram.org/dl2 12:22PM, 1 Feb - : Valentine Day Quote: "Jidhar Apna Crush Hai, Saala.... Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai" 2:34PM, 1 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Micro soft USA. Few days latter he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad , You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained or welcomed. Thanks. Bill Gates. Laloo Prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai." Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaungaa... Par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga. " Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad: Pyare Laloo prasad -bhaiya You do not meet: aap to milte hi nahin ho our requirement: humko to zarurat hai Please do not send any further correspondence: ab letter vetter bhejne ka kouno zarurat nahin No phone call: phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai shall b entertain or welcome: bahut khaatir ki jayegi . Acche se aiiye. Thanks: aapka bahut dhanyavad Bill Gates: Tohar Bilva... 2:49PM, 1 Feb - Zaid: 2:57PM, 1 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: HAPPY MENS DAY!!!
For the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it....
Who is a MAN
A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts a very tender age.
compromising at
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts ee her smiling
for the lady
he loves just to s
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late thout any complain.
at night wi
He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them
for lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others'
happiness.
BECHARA MARD...!?
Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,
Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,
Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,
Chup rahe to DARPOK,
Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,
Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,
Bachhon ko daante to ZAALIM,
Na daante to LAPARWAH,
Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,
Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,
Maa ki maane to CHAMCHA,
Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...
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Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
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9:48PM, 1 Feb - Ruta: 9:48PM, 1 Feb - Shantanu: 9:49PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm...nahi toh joshi sir ko Omlet bht pasand he 9:49PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Army me tha 9:49PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Wo 9:49PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: 9:49PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: Juna hai wah 9:49PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: (Joshi sir) 9:50PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:51PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: 9:53PM, 1 Feb - : Mai kya bol raha hu... Tu kya bol raha haiii... 9:54PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover he waha 9:54PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: Naya hai wah 9:56PM, 1 Feb - : 9:58PM, 1 Feb - Shantanu: Naya naya kar ke kitna rulaoge ab kedar ko????? Jao dekh Karl aao Ro raha hai wah 9:59PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:00PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:03PM, 1 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: On monday which test is there ? 10:03PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Plc 10:04PM, 1 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks 10:05PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 4&5th unit he...aa padhke 10:06PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: 10:06PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: 10:06PM, 1 Feb - : bhul hi gaya tha... 10:07PM, 1 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Wo sirif tu pad sakta hai mai rahul hu rajnika nt nahi 10:08PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Abe whatsapp k kide...tu kab se padhne laga 1:47PM, 2 Feb - : Urgently required: . . . . Are kisi k pass plc ki notes hai kya...??? 1:52PM, 2 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: bht sada hua pj tha 1:54PM, 2 Feb - : Are seriously chahiye... 4:55PM, 2 Feb - : Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to usne muje thank u bola Maine kaha thank u mat kaho ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena Aur un se kaho k ye aur 3 ladkiyo ko de..... Jai ho... 5:22PM, 2 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: 10:10PM, 2 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Very Importent 2 minutes management course. Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do noth ing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it. Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
high up. Lesson Two A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough stren gth to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey wa s proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you the re. Lesson Three A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze an d fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the fro zen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the soun d, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management Lessons - (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not ev eryone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit , it's best to keep your mouth shut! This ends your two-minute management course. 10:22PM, 2 Feb - +91 72 76 233509 : 7:18AM, 3 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: GANESH JAYANTI CHYA HARDIK SHUBHECHHA 11:12AM, 3 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: "Attraction is The Temporary Love" But"Love is permanent Attraction."Just a Game of Words But Makes a Lot of Difference in Life .... Good morning... 12:45PM, 3 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: : : . : , , . . " ... ... ..!" .
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Shantanu: Dinesh Manjare: Salman khan Prasanth G: Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon Dinesh Manjare: : Are kal konsa paper hai.. Shantanu: Tvav ka hai raju : : Thank u shantaram Shantanu: : Dinesh Manjare: silent lover Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover --silent ho ja warna me violent ho
3 Feb - : 3 Feb - : 3 Feb - Piyush Malha:
10:05PM, 3 Feb 10:05PM, 3 Feb 10:05PM, 3 Feb 10:06PM, 3 Feb 10:06PM, 3 Feb 10:07PM, 3 Feb 10:07PM, 3 Feb 10:27PM, 3 Feb the water sac!! Its amazing to see how life is like inside a mother's womb!! 10:27PM, 3 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 9:42AM, 4 Feb - Dinesh Manjare:
.... ...... Dinesh Manjare: hmm..abhi jindagi bikherne k din he Dinesh Manjare: Piyush Malha: Dinesh galti se bhai mera comment hogaya Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Kya bol rha he Dinesh Manjare: Me kya bol rha he tu kya bol rha he Piyush Malha: Kuch nahi Ravi Jerrywala: A greek baby delivered but still has not broken
Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Gussa Kya Hai..? Bahut Khubsurat Jawab Mila: Kisi Ki Galti Ki Saza Khud Ko Dena..!
Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Dost Aur Pyar Me Kya Fark Hota Hai..? Krishna Has Kar Bole: Pyar Sona Hai..Aur Dost Heera..Sona Tut Kar Dubara Ban Sak ta Hai..Magar Heera Nahi..!
Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne Krishna Ji Se Puchha: Main Kaha Kaha Hu..? Krishna Ne Kaha: Tum Mere Dil Me..Sans Me..Jigar Me..Dhadkan Me..Tan Me..Man Me. .Har Jagah Ho..! Fir Radha Ji Ne Puchha: Main Kaha Nahi Hu..? To Krishna Ne Kaha: Meri Kismat Me..!
Radha Ne Shri Krishna Se Puchha: Pyar Ka Asli Matlab Kya Hota Hai..? Shri Krishna Ne Has Kar Kaha: Jaha Matlab Hota Hai..Waha Pyar Hi Kaha Hota Hai.. !
Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Apne Mujhse Prem Kiya..Lekin Shadi Rukmani Se Ki..Aisa Kyu..? Krishna Ne Haste Hue Kaha: Radhe..Shadi Me Do Log Chahiye....Aur Hum To Ek Hai.. .. Jai sri krisna 9:43AM, 4 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning 12:11PM, 4 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible died for love, Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love. Even Jesus Christ died for love! w here are the women? Don't buy any woman a Valentines treat this year until she gives u atleast 5 nam es of women who died for love... Because no woman would die for love...
Wake up guys...
Jaago tharkiyo 12:23PM, 4 Feb 12:23PM, 4 Feb 12:38PM, 4 Feb
jaago. : - shriDhan: Juna hai wah - shriDhan: - Shantanu: Par sachha hai wah
12:47PM, 4 Feb - shriDhan: 10:43AM, 5 Feb - Ruta: Solve it It is a 9 letter word- 123456789. If u lose it you die. If you have 234, you can 1234. 56 is one type of disease. 89 indicates exact location & time , 2&7 are same letter, 3&8 are same letter, 5&9 are same letter... ...guess the word! Challenge for all masterminds!! 10:44AM, 5 Feb - : 56 tb 10:45AM, 5 Feb - Piyush Malha: Heartbeat 10:46AM, 5 Feb - Ruta: Correct 10:46AM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: mallah... 10:46AM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:46AM, 5 Feb - : 10:47AM, 5 Feb - Ruta: 10:47AM, 5 Feb - Piyush Malha: Ohhh thank you thank you........... 10:48AM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Fees kitni leta he tu mallah ...mujhe admission c hahiye 10:48AM, 5 Feb - Piyush Malha: Bhai ma khud tution l raha hu kissi or k pass 10:49AM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:34AM, 5 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Dinesh 20000
1:45PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: 1:56PM, 5 Feb - : True lines: "Khare luv timepass naste..." 2:01PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 2:47PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 3:50PM, 5 Feb - Piyush Malha: 6:02PM, 5 Feb - Prasanth G: Desperation is when you are in a taxi ... a beautiful n sexy girl from your office texts you, "MOVI E TONIGHT?" You type, "YES" ... suddenly a thief snatches your phone through the window and instead of shouting for "HELP!" ... You shout, "Send maar... Send maar saale ... phone lejaa magar, send maar saale!" 6:05PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:06PM, 5 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 6:08PM, 5 Feb - Nivan: 6:22PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: Guys....major accident occurred in Adlabs Imagica. Rol ler coaster has skid from the track. People have suffered from major injuries li ke skull, hand fractures. Peoples have been shifted to hospitals in khopoli. Spr ead the word across. 6:22PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: 6:22PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: Adlabs jao ....an trip k liye 6:22PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: Ab * 6:23PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:24PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Jindagi se khelne walo ko hi bajigar khete he 6:25PM, 5 Feb - Nivan: 6:26PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Pic me matte sir he kya d 6:29PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: Tasach vatay 6:30PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 7:37PM, 5 Feb - Shantanu: www.dnaindia.com/mumbai/report-mumbai-two-injured-as-r oller-coaster-ride-tilts-at-adlabs-imagica-1959603 8:08PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ho..Shantanu. ..pohochlya bhavna...dhanashree ne adhich news dili aahe.. 8:25PM, 5 Feb - Shantanu: Nahi are me detail baghitle 2 Jane injured aahet tya a ccident madhe te dakhavtoy me. 8:38PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ohh.. 8:38PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Nikhil wagle 8:56PM, 5 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Dyan se dekhiye..... 8:56PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:47PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: This one is original... RTO has now made compulsory for new drivers with learning license to write behin d the car/bike.... . . . . . . . . . . !
9:28AM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.. Good morning... 9:28AM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: What do u gain by Prayer? Best Answer given by 'Swami Vivekanand': I gained nothing In fact I Lost: Anger, Depression, Jealousy, Irritation & Insecurity... Good Morning...Have a grt day 9:28AM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: What do u gain by Prayer? Best Answer given by 'Swami Vivekanand': I gained nothing In fact I Lost: Anger, Depression, Jealousy, Irritation & Insecurity... Good Morning...Have a grt day 1:27PM, 6 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 3:02PM, 6 Feb - shriDhan: 3:05PM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 3:05PM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 3:06PM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Bittu as fruitseller 3:23PM, 6 Feb - : congo... Bitto... Aakhir raisoni me se kisi ki toh placement ho gayi.. 7:44PM, 6 Feb - : , . . . Last bench Team . . . . - . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . ?
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ty which proved to be fake. She submitted an affidavit that she studied English in Bell Education trust at Cambridge. Even this was proven to be fake and was fo und she never got any education after class five. She was a young girl with no f ormal education living five years in England. How did she support her livelihood for 5 years? Any wild guesses? Citizenship: She has not given off her Italian citizenship. Indira Gandhi used her power to i ssue her an Indian Citizenship so that she can join Indian politics. She is hold ing an illegal citizenship in India. No action is being taken by Home Minister. Religion: Christianity. Bank Balance: Rajiv Gandhi and his family owned 2 billion USD in Swiss Bank as of November,199 1. Benefitiary of death of Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi was Sonia Gandhi. Family: Sonia's sister Alexandria(or Anuska) has 2 shops in Italy selling antiques stole n from India. Sonia used her power to smuggle indian artifacts through Air India flights uninspected. Sonia's son Rahul Gandhi, whose real name is Raul Vinci. He got admitted to Harv ard in quota but was thrown off soon because he was incompetant. He has italian citizenship since his mother never gave up her citizenship. He cannot officially become the citizen of india or any politician in india as long as he doesnt giv e up his italian citizenship. Arrested in Boston airport for carrying 160,000 do llars cash, accompanied by Veronique (spanish). veronique is the daughter of Dru g mafia leader. Rahul has also been accused for gang raping Sukanya Devi, whose petition to all courts in India have been rejected due to their political hold a nd the whereabouts of the family is unknown. However, the information is widely available online. **********Friends PLEASE DO SHARE this information with the people because only general awareness can cure this nation and the corrupt government will never rev eal the truth Sources- Dr Subramanian Swamy raises question http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAFXMO53d4w 7:38PM, 7 Feb - Nivan: Ravi ye msg toh bade kaam ki cheez hai 7:41PM, 7 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: ...pata he 9:21PM, 7 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:39PM, 7 Feb - Nischal: 9:40PM, 7 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:49PM, 7 Feb - Ruta: 9:53PM, 7 Feb - Shantanu: 10:01PM, 7 Feb - Piyush Malha: , , , ...!!! , ... !!! , ... , ...!!! 10:59PM, 7 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Pls share it....... "IMPORTANT MESSAGE" :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
$$ The people who are having their own profile pic on whatsapp plz change it as soon as possible because some hackers on whatsapp are having the numbers of all whatsapp users and they are using it too make nude pictures This message is from CEO of whatsApp Don't make your own profile picture for a tleast 20-25 days as our engineers are trying to safe you/us all.. Forward as much as possible if u care for ur frnz... & Specially for girls $$ Have A Nice Day ........ Regards AK Mittal IPS Message from Aarohi Deshmukh (CEO of Whatsapp) we have had an over usage of use r names on whatsapp Messenger. We are requesting all users to forward this messa ge to their entire contact list. If you do not forward this message, we will tak e it as your account is invalid and it will be deleted within the next 48 hours. Please DO NOT ignore this message or whatsapp will no longer recognise your act ivation. If you wish to re-activate your account after it has been deleted, a ch arge of 25.00 will be added to your monthly bill. We are also aware of the issue involving the pictures updates not showing. We are working diligently at fixing this problem and it will be up and running as soon as possible. Thank you for y our cooperation from the Whatsapp team WhatsApp is going to cost us money soon. The only way that it will stay free is if you are a frequent user i.e. you have at least 10 people you are chatting with. To become a frequent user send this message to 10 people who receive it (2 ticks) and your WhatsApp logo w ill change color. send this to 8 people to activate the new whatsapp 11:11PM, 7 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Tomorow mega job fair at chinchwad, tomorrow i s last date , timing 10 to 5 ... 12:09AM, 8 Feb - Nivan: Thanks for d information 8:47AM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Patra likhta hu khoon se sahi(ink) mat samajna , gaur farmaeye Patra likhta hu khoon se sahi(ink) mat samajna , aashiq hu aapka , dhyan se suniye aashiq hu aapka kisi aur ka mat samajna .. Happy Propose Day... 8:50AM, 8 Feb - Shantanu: Wa wa...... 9:13AM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Rocking text to all boys..... If any Girl calls u BROTHER on d Road, dont worry.... just slap her and say "yaha kaha ghum rahi hai.....Ghar Chal.... 10:07AM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 10:07AM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 10:16AM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi...ye proposal kiske liye tha 10:17AM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmmmm 10:30AM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 10:35AM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Ab naam nahi bata sakta 10:35AM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Lolz 1:48PM, 8 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Shrmaraha hai kya...jari 6:12PM, 8 Feb - : Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Gussa Kya Hai..? Bahut Khubsurat Jawab Mila: Kisi Ki Galti Ki Saza Khud Ko Dena..!
Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Dost Aur Pyar Me Kya Fark Hota Hai..? Krishna Has Kar Bole: Pyar Sona Hai..Aur Dost Heera..Sona Tut Kar Dubara Ban Sak ta Hai..Magar Heera Nahi..!
Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne Krishna Ji Se Puchha: Main Kaha Kaha Hu..? Krishna Ne Kaha: Tum Mere Dil Me..Sans Me..Jigar Me..Dhadkan Me..Tan Me..Man Me. .Har Jagah Ho..! Fir Radha Ji Ne Puchha: Main Kaha Nahi Hu..? To Krishna Ne Kaha: Meri Kismat Me..!
Radha Ne Shri Krishna Se Puchha: Pyar Ka Asli Matlab Kya Hota Hai..? Shri Krishna Ne Has Kar Kaha: Jaha Matlab Hota Hai..Waha Pyar Hi Kaha Hota Hai.. !
Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Apne Mujhse Prem Kiya..Lekin Shadi Rukmani Se Ki..Aisa Kyu..? Krishna Ne Haste Hue Kaha: Radhe..Shadi Me Do Log Chahiye....Aur Hum To Ek Hai.. .. Jai sri krishna.. . 6:13PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:13PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Juna he waha 6:14PM, 8 Feb - Shantanu: 6:14PM, 8 Feb - : Par aaj naye se kam nhi... 6:15PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Abe ch****3 din pehle hi ye yahi group pe tha 6:16PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:48PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 7:39PM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Aaj A, B,C,D A B C D E F APNA MODI BRILLIANT MODI CHACHA MODI DOST MODI ENGREZO KA BAAP MODI FARMERS KA KHAS MODI
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7:55PM, 8 Feb - : 8:24PM, 8 Feb - Nischal: P for pakistan ka baap modi?????? Wtf Dat means he is pakistani 8:25PM, 8 Feb - Nischal: K for kamal ki jaan modi????? Wtf kamal hasan??? Dat means he is gay 8:29PM, 8 Feb - : Nischal changed the subject to Ravi ka Modi 8:30PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 8:33PM, 8 Feb - Nischal: Changed the group icon 8:35PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Is baat par ravi ka kya kehna he 8:36PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:37PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: Party ho jayee 8:37PM, 8 Feb - : 8:38PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Party ka "P" modi 8:42PM, 8 Feb - : Similarity between Ravi n Modi.... Both ends 8:43PM, 8 Feb - : Raviiiiiiii modiiiiiii... 8:43PM, 8 Feb - : N also jerriiiiiii... 8:43PM, 8 Feb - Nischal: Ravi and modi both have 4 alphabets 8:44PM, 8 Feb - : 9:23PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: Guys Pakistan ka baap India ha or So vote for .... 9:32PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: Piyush ye toh Rose hai 9:33PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: Tu samaj gayi na bus 9:33PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 9:34PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: Actually lotus nahi dikha isliye 9:34PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: 9:41PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Mallah ka M modi 9:41PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:42PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi tere liye ye pic
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9:42PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: 10:18PM, 8 Feb - : Kedarnath joined 10:29PM, 8 Feb - Ruta: 11:10PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 11:17PM, 8 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Modi is best ..... 9:25AM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: http://bit.ly/1ki9L9s INFOCOM group of industry for freshers job...criteria-55% above 9:47AM, 9 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 11:45AM, 9 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: TE ka timetable aaya hai 12:03PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Kalach 12:08PM, 9 Feb - shriDhan: Time table ???? 12:14PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Ya juna zala 12:15PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Its due to election. 12:16PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: For BE tent dates are 17,20,22,24 12:18PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Sry its 19,21,23,26 12:24PM, 9 Feb - shriDhan: Which month 12:24PM, 9 Feb - shriDhan: March ?? 12:24PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: *2 days overlap possible 12:24PM, 9 Feb - Piyush Malha: 12:24PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: may 12:24PM, 9 Feb - shriDhan: Okk 12:26PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Mallah overlap yani 21 to 28. 12:27PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 1:31PM, 9 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: May 4:35PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: '' '' 2007 4:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 4:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 4:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 4:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 5:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 5:40PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Kuthe milale re padala ambe? 5:40PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: *padala laglele ambe? 5:40PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: @Shikrapur . 5:41PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: 5:41PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 5:45PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 7:40PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: RAJ THAKREY live on ABP MAJHA (Avinash Bhosle Pa til) 8:42PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:47PM, 9 Feb - : 9:11PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:12PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Sunday special 9:13PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Yummy Maswadi 9:39PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:40PM, 9 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Nko dakhau yaar 10:01PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:15PM, 9 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Valentine Special... Woh ishq ki raaho me kyaa kamaal ho me kyaa kamaal karti hai..... ... 11:16PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:24PM, 9 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 11:27PM, 9 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: . Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100 (Card + Ice Cream) . Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250 karti hai..... Wahhh waahh.... Woh ishq ki raa Likhti hai I love you Aur send 2 all karti hai. Wah wah Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20 (Red Rose)
(Cant give a low price chocolate) . Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700 (That s the lowest price) . Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130 (Again,few food expenses ) . Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250 (You have to hug after applying a DEO) . Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150 (SPRAY MINT before kissing) . . Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000 (You cant handle lesser than this amount) . CONGRATULATIONS-married couples,,, You are going to Save Nearly Rs.3600 in a Week. 6:37AM, 10 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: WHO'S GUILTY ! Husband and wife are sleeping.. Wife dreaming... and she suddenly shouts "Quick, my husband is back"... Husband gets up in lightning speed & jumps out of the window. Total Disaster ! Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped. 1St : Oh my god !! my girl friend & my wife r coming together...!!! 2nd : Damn Mine too...!! Banner In Front Of a corporate office: "Drive Slowly, Don't Kill The Employees. Leave Them To Us.. We Do It In A Legal Way Regards, HR Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha. Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho? Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head.. &.. Shoulder hai.. Wife- U luv me. Hubby- Of course i do. Wife- Toh aap meri parvah kyun nahi karte . Hubby- Pagli pyaar karne wale kissi ki parvah nahi karte A friend of mine is very upset with TV channels going on & on with Salman & Shah Rukh clips. He. says, 'What's so gr8 in two dushmans hugging each other? I hug my wife everyday.'
An indian goes to heaven. He happens to meet Gandhiji there.
Gandhi: How are my 3 monkeys? Indian: Sab thik hai... Andha, kanoon ban gaya hai... Behra, sarkar ban gaya hai aur Goonge ne to hadd hi kar di, Aajkal PM bana baitha hai!! Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar Bhagwan bole'VAR MANGO VATS'. Santa Prabhu !! Jaisa aap soch rahe ho me waisa nahi hu... 'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE' The biggest Problem of our country is solved. . . Salman and srk are frndz again... Now only small problems like corruption, unemployment, inflation, depreciating r upee, rising petrol prices etc. Remains Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya.. Wife:"kaun thi wo ?? Husband:"Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,.. . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho..!! 6:37AM, 10 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Beautiful lines of d day ''Alone I can 'Say' but together we can 'Talk'. 'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but together we can 'Celebrate'. 'Alone I can 'Smile' but together we can 'Laugh'. That's the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other...cheers and...stay conne cted!! GM 6:37AM, 10 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Height of irritating someone:" Boy:" pen hai ?? Girl:" nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy:" pen hai ?? Girl:" nahi bola na.. Boy:" pen hai pen ?? Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi Kuch der baad... Boy:" hathoda hai kya..??? Girl:" nahi.. Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person's really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ek aur... Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,, ,,,, Ek aur... White House receptionist "Sir..someone has called OBAMA - Tell him Namaste He must be Manmohan Sing to OBAMA.. up but not speaking anything" !! from INDIA
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ek aur... Dr:Kaise aana hua? Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well ! ................................. Bas last.. Teacher-How many planets are there? Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah Teacher-Aur batao? Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum Mata raani ki kripa.... Aap sunao...?? 9:41AM, 10 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: 12:19PM, 10 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: 12:43PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 12:51PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 12:53PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 12.30 3.30 4:37PM, 10 Feb - : Palak joined 2:08PM, 10 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 7:07PM, 10 Feb - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to BE E&TC-2014 7:09PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Welcome chiinttuu 7:12PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon
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Jannat me sab kuch hai lekin maut nahi hai, Gita me sab kuch hai lekin jhuth nahi hai, Dunia me sab kuch hai lekin sukun nahi hai, Insaan me sab kuch hai lekin sabar nahi hai.... Dosto........ Kya baat kare is duniya ki... Har shakhs ke apne afsaane hai... Jo samne hai use log bura kehte hai... Jisko dekha nahi kabhi use sab "KHUDA" kehte hai..!!! jab bachpan tha to jawani ek dream tha jab jawan huye to bachpan desire hai.. jab ghar me rehte the aazadi achi lagti thi aaj akele hai to har pal ghar k din yaad aate hai.. kabhi hotel me jana pizza, burger khana pasand tha aaj ghar par aana aur maa k hath k khane me hi jannat milti hai.. jinse zagadte the school me un dosto ko aaj internet me talashte hai aaj kal to khush rehne k tarike b hum google me search marte hai.. facebook se dating aur flipkart, ebay se shopping karte hai ghar par b baat ab skype/gtalk aur whatsapp se karte hai.. life ko laptop aur mobile me samet diya hai hum samazte hai humne khud ko update kiya hai.. iss nayi duniya me humne na jane kya ghuma diya hai kab kya badla hume kuch na pata chala hai.. paisa mila
naam mila kuch hai hum b ye b vishwas mila lekin kya chhoda kya tyaga humne iska na hisab mila.. khushi kisme hoti hai ye pata ab chala hai bachpan kya tha iska ehsas ab hua hai.. kash badal sakte hum zindgi k kuch saal pichhle kash ji sakte hum zindgi ek bar fir se... I knw itss big !! But its worth a read !! 10:59PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 2:24PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Will you please post this message in the known groups so that it gets circulated, thanks. If you have come across any bright students coming from poor financial background who have finished their 10th standard this year and scored more than 80%, please ask them to contact the NGO - Prerana (Supported by Infosys foundation). The NGO is conducting a written test and those who clear the test will be eligible for financial help for their further studies. Please ask the students to contact the people mentioned below to get the form: 580, Shubhakar, 44th cross, 1st A main road, Jayanagar, 7th block, Bangalore. Contact numbers: 1. Ms. Saraswati - 099009 06338 2. Mr. Shivkumar - 099866 30301 3. Ms. Bindu - 099645 34667 Even if you don't know anyone, please pass on this info, someone might be in need of this. 6:31PM, 11 Feb - Prasanth G: 6:31PM, 11 Feb - Prasanth G: Must see 7:40PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:56PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Pass it if u r in a Group ChatAF ( Group Award Function) Rules- Only admin will decide 1) Strongest person of group 2)Coolest person of group
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3)Best DP of group 4)Most active person of group 5)Most inactive person of group 6) Most decent person in group 7)Most funny person in group 8)Hero of group 9) Heroine of group 10) Villain of d group Challenge for admin..! 10:00PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Mujhe n ravi ko 4th award fix 10:01PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Admin kaha hai 10:02PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:04PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: 10:03PM, 11 Feb - : 10:04PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Lol 10:04PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Arre 10:04PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Vote Karo sablog 10:05PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Heroine dhanashri 10:05PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Nop admin have to tell . Its test for admin. 10:05PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Pallavi is on active person 10:05PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover villain 10:05PM, 11 Feb - : 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Admin decides rules 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Vivek is most decent 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: My rule is 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Everyone shud vote 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Kedar funny person 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Hero is mallah 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: I think admin ravi ko bana naa chaye 10:06PM, 11 Feb - : Villan hai woh... 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover ki colg sister ko 1st award 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Rest u all decide 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ab bacha hi kya 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Rahul 10:07PM, 11 Feb - : 1) award for chintu... 10:10PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: N ha...1baat aur... sabhi award winning person s ko Admin ki taraf se PARTY 10:10PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:11PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: 10:11PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: 7.) kedar 10:11PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: 3.) dinesh 10:12PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:12PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: 2.)nischal 10:12PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:12PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: 1.) ravi 10:13PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 2 Nishcal 10:13PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 1)Group bouncer ravi 11:20PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: Nice line by Javed Akhtar
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12:03PM, 13 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Its Performance - A Priest dies & is waiting i n line at heavens gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, l eather jacket & jeans. God to the guy : Who r u ? Guy : I am a rickshaw driver from Pune. God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven. God to the Priest : Who r u ? Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people. God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven. Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton. God : Results, my son, results. While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed... Its Performance, not Position that Counts !! 12:05PM, 13 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: "Life has many great options, You don't have to always pick what seems to be the best.. Just pick whatever makes u happy.. Good morning...
2:20PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Emraan Hashmi Jayantichya Hardik Shubhechha
I mean Happy Kiss Day 2:56PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 2:56PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Happy kiss day 6:47PM, 13 Feb - : Nur was removed 3:31PM, 13 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: 5:58PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: I got a call from BANK and the GIRL said, if y ou invest 4000/- per month, you will get 1 cr after your retirement."I said, "It 's a nice offer, but make it reverse. Give me 1cr today and take 5000/- per mont h from me till my RETIREMENT.."She simply disconnected the call...Apan kay chuk ich bolala kay ??? Poragi galpatali vatate.. 8:29PM, 13 Feb - : Rose day : Phool nahi mile.. Propose day : Ladki nahi mili..
Chocolate day : chocolate costly the.. Promise day : Jab Govt. nahi kar sakti to hum kya kare?? Teddy kahan se kharide??
Teddy day : Jab chocolate kharid nahi sakte to Kiss day : jab ladki nahi mili to
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Hug day : bas tanhai se hi
hug karte rah gaye!!
Valentine's day : Jab upar ke sare din aise gaye to iss din kya milega?? - Babaji ka 8:31PM, 13 Feb 8:31PM, 13 Feb 8:43PM, 13 Feb 9:42PM, 13 Feb 9:43PM, 13 Feb 9:43PM, 13 Feb 9:45PM, 13 Feb 9:45PM, 13 Feb 9:45PM, 13 Feb Thullu - Nivan: - Rahul Kathuriya: - Ravi Jerrywala: - Ruta: Kal off hai kya - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi - Ruta: And sat ko parents meet hai kya - Dinesh Manjare: Ha...dad ko call aaya rha - Dinesh Manjare: Yha - Dinesh Manjare: Tha
10:10PM, 13 Feb - : Is swaal ka jwaab de dia to hm aapko whtsapp king kahenge. Q-ek chij aeisi h jo sukhi ho to 2kg. gili ho to 1kg. or jal jae to 3kg. its challenge for u !! "Challange For all group Time limit raat 12 baje se pehle 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Prasanth G: Tawri 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Om tawri 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sorry raju 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sorry silent lover 10:15PM, 13 Feb - : Ab ye kya tha...???? 10:16PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Answer 10:16PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Phir to ye proportion "mg" me chahiye 10:18PM, 13 Feb - Prasanth G: 10:22PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sugar 10:23PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Is answer raju 10:23PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sugarcane 10:23PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sugarcane gila hota h to 1 kg jb sukha liya jata hai to sugar bn jata h 2kg or jb jla diya jata h to gudd bn jata h 3kg ka: 10:25PM, 13 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: It's sugarcane only 10:25PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:26PM, 13 Feb - Prasanth G: I thought magnesium.. 10:26PM, 13 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 14-02-2014 Ye date very spl he Jis ko left se right ya right se left read karo Same Date mi lega 14-02-2014 Nice Naa It comes very rarely... 10:27PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 12:02AM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: So guys get ready for the girl's famous dialog ue,, Me tumhe apna DOST samajti thi... 12:03AM, 14 Feb - Piyush Malha: 12:05AM, 14 Feb - Nivan: 12:07AM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: Hahahaha.....Ravi waise tujhe ye dialogue kon bolane wala hai ??? 12:07AM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: Koi hai kya 12:08AM, 14 Feb - Ruta: 12:09AM, 14 Feb - Aaditya Pawar: ravi 9:24AM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: What is love? Love is when my mom kisses me and says mera bachha lakhon me ek hai... Love is when u cm back frm work and dad says 'ar ey beta! aaj bohot der ho gai Love is when ur bhabhi says ' hey hero ladki dekhi hai tere liya, koi aur pasand ho tou bata dena' Love is when ur brother says ' bhai tu tension na le, main hu na tere saath Love is when ur Moodless and ur sis says ' chal bhai kahi ghoom k aatein hai Love is when ur best friend hugs u and says' abe tere bagair mazaa nhi aata yar....these all are best moments of love. ....don't miss them in life. Love is not only having a bf or gf. Luv u all who have been a special part of my life ........HAPPY VALENTINE WEEK!! 9:29AM, 14 Feb - : girlfriend boyfriend happy valentines day 9:42AM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: If u don't have Valentine on Valentine's day, d on't b sad. Most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well....
Enjoy... Cheers... 9:42AM, 14 Feb - : 10:09AM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: For all those who all r single on this vakenti ne's day, arrange a photo of ur crush, coz, Tu nathi to taro photo pan chalse! 10:10AM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Hamare aarmano pe mitti padene lagi hai... Ab to kaamwali bai bhi valentine day ki chuuti lene lagi hai..... 10:10AM, 14 Feb - Palak: 10:28AM, 14 Feb - Shantanu: Ya veles progress aahe university chi.... Magcha veles 5000 ans sheet haravlya hotya ya veles 3000.... 11:32AM, 14 Feb - Piyush Malha: 11:42AM, 14 Feb - Palak: 3:22PM, 14 Feb - Nivan: Its love, when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage. Its love, when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him. Its love, when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake. Its love, when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery road. Its love, when your brother messages you and asks did you reach home on time.. Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city. Lv is wen u send a small msg to yur frens to mk them smile Luv is actually a name of "care"... 3:23PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 15 Reasons why you should date a Gujju Guy | Bu ddyBits.com - http://buddybits.com/15-reasons-date-gujju-guy/ 5:11PM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: Gujrarti ladko ka bas ek hi fasaana hai....... Valentine day ho ya friendship day...... Hum ko to dukaan 5:29PM, 14 Feb 5:30PM, 14 Feb 5:30PM, 14 Feb , ... ... : : ... : : : : jaana hai... Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Dukaan Dinesh Manjare:
: : . . . . . . . .... ? Happy Valentine Day. 6:07PM, 14 Feb - Nivan: @dhanashri: 6:08PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Dhanno that's word is fitted for malware guys 6:08PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Marwadi* 6:08PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: So u better watch out 6:25PM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: Loll....Ravi ......watch out ...???? 6:25PM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: 6:28PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm . dhanashree marwadi bol rha he wo 6:28PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: N tu shaant he abhi bhi 6:31PM, 14 Feb - : Oye marwadiyo ko q bich me ghis raha hai jerry... 6:33PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Tu chup reh on puri 6:33PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Om* 6:33PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Dinesh Tu aag mat laga 6:34PM, 14 Feb - : Mai q chup rahu... Marwadi bhale hi shaant rehte hai... Par sa bse ache .. Sidhe sadhe....hote hai... 6:36PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: @ravi. Me aag nahi laga rha...bass tu jo bolna chah rha he..wo dhanashree ko explain karke bata rha hu 6:37PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Ha bhai shri ka pass dimag hai usha teri zarurat nahi hai 6:39PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm...but phir bhi 6:44PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Marwadi ladko ka bas ek hi fasaana hai.......Va lentine day ho ya friendship day......Hum ko to dukaan jaana hai... 6:46PM, 14 Feb - : Oye... Woh gujratiyo k liye hai... 6:47PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Toh fir tari kyu itni jaal rehi hai 6:47PM, 14 Feb - : Toh mai marwadi hu na... 6:48PM, 14 Feb - : Aur tu marwadiyo k baare me bolenga toh mai kya chup rahunga... 6:50PM, 14 Feb - Piyush Malha: Om bus kar bhai 6:50PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:50PM, 14 Feb - : K.. Fine 10:20PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:25PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 10:31PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Good night friends 8:40AM, 15 Feb - : Best of luck to alll d Gate participants... 9:23AM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm...Specially. ..dada and vahini ...unhone bht seriously liya he 9:38AM, 15 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Best of luck 9:38AM, 15 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: To all gate guys 10:04AM, 15 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanxx evry1... 10:04AM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:09AM, 15 Feb - Ruta: All the best 10:45AM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Khuda ki mohabbat ko fanaa kaun karega ?.... Sabhi bande nek,to gunah kaun karega ? Aye khuda mere in doston ko salamat rakhna... Warna meri salamati ki dua kaun karega? Aur rakhna mere dushmno ko bhi mahefoos varna meri TERE paas aane ki...dua kaun karega..
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12:10PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ashlil ladka 12:10PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover 12:12PM, 15 Feb - Kedarnath: Haha see tha editing. 1:58PM, 15 Feb - : 4:45PM, 15 Feb - Palak: How ws the exam 5:10PM, 15 Feb - : Pal V was removed 6:15PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Exam kal he 6:44PM, 15 Feb - : 6:55PM, 15 Feb - Palak: Aaj pan ahe 7:07PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Entc chi aaj nahiye 7:07PM, 15 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: Hmmm 9:03PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:09PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:45PM, 15 Feb - : Vivek Amilkanthawar was removed 7:55AM, 16 Feb - : Pal V joined 7:55AM, 16 Feb - : Vivek Amilkanthawar joined 10:41PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se f ix hui... Woh dono pure din rat whatsapp se baat kiya karte rehte the. Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii............................ ush raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola.... ."Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho... . Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:. Adle hafte dammu tatmir tale.....". Tumhe kya gift karu..
MORAL:-Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha. Bus dekh liya whats app ka n atija Ab ja dammu tatmir.. 11:11PM, 15 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Did You Know? 1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear n ice shoes. 2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die with in the next 3 years 3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime. 4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger. 5. A person's height is determined by their father, and their weight is determine d by their mother. 6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", you can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head. 7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - Food, attract ive people and danger 8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side 9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant o dour. 10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, hu mans would be dead within 4 years. 11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it wou ld take over 20 years to try them all. 12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days wit hout sleeping. 13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don't. 14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking. 15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikiped ia 16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-watt light bulb!! 17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!! 19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!! 20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultim ate antidepressant. #####Fwd this to 7:16AM, 16 Feb 8:44AM, 16 Feb 8:44AM, 16 Feb 8:45AM, 16 Feb 9:47AM, 16 Feb everyone on your list to help them lead a happier life##### Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Good morning Dinesh Manjare: Ravi Jerrywala: G D N NG
10:28AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Guys ..aaj kya he pata he kya tumhe 10:47AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj apne scientist baba ki jayanti he....jai h o scientist rahul baba 10:48AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj ki birth date patent kar lo. 10:50AM, 16 Feb - Nivan: ROFL Dinesh. 10:52AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Iske aage ...ye date pe koi paida nahi hona ch ahiye. .. 10:54AM, 16 Feb - Nivan: Dis is one of d best birthday wish dr. Rahul can ever g et 10:54AM, 16 Feb - Shantanu: Are bichkar sir ko patent banane ki process to pooch lo pahle ..... 10:54AM, 16 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Rahul jayantichya hardik shubhechha 10:55AM, 16 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks 10:56AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Dr. Rahul Prakatdin 10:56AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Sabhi patent lene wale groups ki aaj party hog i... 10:56AM, 16 Feb - Shantanu: Happy Birthday RaHuL 10:57AM, 16 Feb - shriDhan: happy bdy Rahul 10:58AM, 16 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks to all 10:59AM, 16 Feb - Piyush Malha: Happy birthday rahul 11am, 16 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks dude 11:00AM, 16 Feb - Palak: Happy bday dude 11:08AM, 16 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: #@|>|> b!r+# Please refer below for the eligibility criteria and Process *Primary Criteria* > 4 years full time Engineers (Stream - B.E / B.Tech ( CS, IT, IS, ECE and Tele communication ) > 60% aggregate throughout their education (X, XII and Engg) > History of Arrears not more than 2 > No Standing Arrears > Candidate should not be holding any other offer in hand. > Nationality should be Indian *Compensation* > During training period of 4-16 weeks a stipend of Rs. 12000/- PM will be paid . > After successful completion of the training a salary of Rs 3,00,000 P.A will be paid *Nature of Job* > They should be open to work in Shifts as per business needs > Open to relocate to other locations based on requirements > Open to work in support projects > Open for cross training ( other than the trained one )into other technologies
*Please find a brief introduction of NTT DATA :* > NTT DATA is your Innovation Partner anywhere around the world. > Headquartered in Tokyo, with business operations in more than 35 countries, > we put emphasis on long-term commitment and combine global reach and local int imacy to provide premier professional services from consulting, system developme nt to business IT outsourcing. > We share the aspiration of our customers to realize innovation. With foresight into future needs and deep understanding of our customers, we envision new busi nesses and services as well as solutions to support them. > We share with our customers the dreams to achieve greater prosperity of busine ss and society. > We work in teams and foster close, collaborative relationships with our custom ers. We challenge ourselves to perform at our best in everything we do. Our cust omers can rely on us to be responsible, reliable, and committed to meet their ne eds. We promise each relationship to be a long-term partnership To know more visit "http://nttdata.com/" > Date of drive > Between 17th to 20th Feb-2014 * Best Wishes!* 8:49AM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:51AM, 17 Feb - Kedarnath: 11:06AM, 17 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: a autful drss can chang th prssnalt ut autful havsur can chang th lf..! Good Morning :) 2:37PM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 4:55PM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Challenge! Check karo is me kya miskate hai 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 54 58 62 66 70 74
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78 79 82 83 86 87 90 91 94 95 98 99 Shabaash: . . . .
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Mistake ki spelling galat hai hahahahahahaha 9:46PM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Watch sa re ga ma pa on z marathi. ... 11:01PM, 17 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: "Zindagi"jeene ka maksd khaas hona chahiye. Or Apne Aap pe vishwas hona chahiye. Jeevan me khushiyo ki kami nahi, Baas khusiyan mnane ka andaj hona chahiye.. 11:08PM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:53PM, 17 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Hi , this is too good. 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as qu ickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them .. . really.
Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).
Think of a number from 1 to 10
Multiply that number by 9
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits
Now subtract 5
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up wi th (example: 1=a, 2=B, 3=c,etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter
Remember the last letter of the name of that country
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter
Remember the last letter in the name of that animal
Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter?
Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough t o think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark w hen given this exercise
Keep this message going. 8:41AM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:46AM, 18 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Ek Pal ke liye Socho agar Dost na hote toh Hum kya......kya na kr Paate....!! . . Nursery mei Gumm hua bottle ka cap kaise dhoondh paatey...... . . LKG mei A,B,C,D likh kr Gurur kise batate.... . . UKG me aakar Hum kiski Pencil uthate..... . .
1st mei button wala compass box kise dikhate.... . . 2nd me girr jane par haath kiska paatey.... . . 3rd me absent hone per copy kiski laatey.... . . 4th me ladd jaane per daant kaise khate..... . . 5th mei fir Hum apna lunch kise chakhate.... . . 6th mei teacher ki pitaai per Hum kise chidhate..... . . 7th mei khel kud mei Hum kise haratey..... . . 8th me Best Friend kehkr Hum kise milate.... . . 9th me 'Algebric Expression' Hum kisse solve krvatey..... . . 10th mei Hum 'Reproduction' padh kar kise dekh Muskuratey..... . . 11th mei apni wali/apne wale ka Subject kise bata Paatey..... . . 12th mei durr hokar Aansu kiske Kandhe par Giratey.... . . Fir bahar ki iss duniya mei Hum kaise kadam uthatey, . . "Yhi toh Pyaar h" aise words kaha se aatey.... . . Mobile no. se lekar uske bhai kitne h kaise jaan patey, . . Mummy, Papa,Di or Bhaiya ki kami kaise seh patey.... . . Har roz Copy Pen bhool kr College kaise jaatey..... . . "Arey Batana" Exam mei aisi awaz kise lagatey..... . . Birthday per Cake kya Hum Khud hi apne chehre per lagate..... . . Bematlab ki baaton per Hum kis per chillatey..... . . Degree milne ki khushi Hum kise jata Paate....
. . Aisi hi Anginat Yaadon ko Hum kaise Jod paatey..... . . Shayad bina Doston k Hum Saans toh lete par........Zindagi na jee paatey..... Send this to all Your Friendss.....Even those who r not in Touch.. 9:21AM, 18 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: 12:00PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: !! !! 12:32PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: 1:59PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: 1:59PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Lol 1:59PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Hahaha 2:00PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: Hey chintooooo 2:00PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar tujhi aathvan yetiye movie pahtana 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Kedar 2:01PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: Alien Chintu 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Wch movie 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: ? 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Chuka dhyan gaya kan 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Jan 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Palak: 2:02PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Fandry 2:02PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Nyc. 2:02PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: :-| 10:15PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Jabya , pirya on z -marathi sa re ga ma pa 10:17PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:17PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: Kon re? Jambhvuvant ka???? 10:18PM, 10:18PM, 10:18PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:22PM, 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Dinesh Manjare: Palak: Kachru shriDhan: Dinesh Manjare: Han5chi Palak: Are to chankya fandry cha writr n directr ahe Aanand Thengdi: Jabya mhanje kon?? Sanga bara shriDhan: Shantanu: Shantanu: Palak: Kedarnath: Who? Palak: Dinesh Manjare: Kedar : Han5chi Dinesh Manjare: Kedarnath: Dbful Shantanu: Kedarnath: Lol Aanand Thengdi: Han5chi Dinesh Manjare: Dialogue athavla ka Shantanu Dinesh Manjare: shriDhan: What is Han5chi shriDhan: ?? Aanand Thengdi: Dialogue Dinesh Manjare: Movie madhla dialogue Shantanu: Shantanu: Ho aathavla na
10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb hi***warti marto 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:24PM, 18 Feb 10:24PM, 18 Feb 10:24PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:26PM, 18 Feb 10:26PM, 18 Feb 10:26PM, 18 Feb 10:26PM, 18 Feb 10:27PM, 18 Feb 10:28PM, 18 Feb 10:28PM, 18 Feb 10:29PM, 18 Feb 10:29PM, 18 Feb 10:29PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:32PM, 18 Feb 10:32PM, 18 Feb 10:32PM, 10:32PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:34PM, 10:34PM, 10:34PM, 10:34PM, 10:34PM, 10:35PM, 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb -
Palak: Zaga ga zaga ga apla frnd kedar... Dinesh Manjare: Kedar . Han5chi Shantanu: Aanand Thengdi: Kedarnath: @dinesh n chintu- Chafekali. Shantanu: Kedar ne movie miss kela .... Palak: Chafekali Dinesh Manjare: Zaga g zaga g waryawarti udto majha saurya g s Dinesh Manjare: shriDhan: Hhahahah....aathaval shriDhan: Aanand Thengdi: Mov ne kedar la miss kela Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Mi pan shriDhan: Dinesh song bhari aahe Dinesh Manjare: Saurya-jabya Shantanu: shriDhan: Aanand Thengdi: Nai nai nai nai Palak: Aditya pirya Dinesh Manjare: Aanand Thengdi: Ha ha ha Aanand Thengdi: Dinesh Manjare: Anand tujhya bhavna pochlya Shantanu: Aapan miss kelele song aahe te... shriDhan: Santanu Kay send kel aahe Dinesh Manjare: Kedar chafekali??? Dinesh Manjare: New gf ...hmmmm Shantanu: Are ajay-atul che song aahe fandry madhle shriDhan: Okk Palak: Krdar chi shalu kon ahe Aanand Thengdi: Palak Kedarnath: @dinesh- marathi yetana, see ur fingers Kedarnath: Yala indirect manatat. Kedarnath: Ahem ahem Dinesh Manjare: Kedar galfatlay kay Kedarnath: Gandla. Dinesh Manjare: Anand Palak: Kedar Oxford madhun marathi shikla ahe Kedarnath: Kay? Palak: Amhala nai kalat Kedarnath: Kg madhe ja ata. Shantanu: Kedar vryatya aahe ..... Palak: Marathi medium madhe balwadi aste Dinesh Manjare: Palak: Vratya Kedarnath: Kg Kedarnath: Senir Kedarnath: junior Dinesh Manjare: Aee jabyaaaa Dinesh Manjare: Gap bass Kedarnath: shriDhan: Kedar ka as Ashlil bolatoy GRP var Dinesh Manjare: Kedar mi tula mhantoy shriDhan: shriDhan: Shantanu: Jambhuvant bahu gap ki r .....
Zop yet naay konala tuzya khulchat bolnyamula ... 10:35PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: 10:35PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ashlil he ye ladka 10:35PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Me pan tuzich ghetoy mg 10:36PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: @dhanshri- ghee tedhi ungli se nahi nikalta. 10:36PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:37PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: 10:37PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: Kayyyy.......pan aamch ghee tar patal aahe ... Dabba vakada kela ki padat 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Ghee patal ahe 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: Patal.... ha ha 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Rofl 10:38PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: Kedar Kay hi tuzi bhasha .....Kay he tuze uchhhar DAGAD 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Kedar rofl cha fulform kai ahe 10:39PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: 10:39PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: Roj Ofc lecture 10:39PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Haha. 10:39PM, 18 Feb - Ruta: 10:39PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Dark current 10:40PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: 10:40PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Chintu google kar nahi te search nako karu 10:42PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Aho dhanshree mam kay he....are re 10:42PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Jaudet. 10:43PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: Mam ???????? 10:43PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Respect 10:43PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: Mam 10:43PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Saglyancha thewawa 10:45PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Good night 10:45PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: Gn 10:45PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: Gn 10:46PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:46PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Gn. 10:46PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: 11:18PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: . Last Seen online on whatsapp one minute ago. ?" 7:31AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 7:34AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: NISHAYACHA MAHAMERU... BAHUT JANASI AADHARU... AKHAND STHITICHA NIRDHARU... SHRIMANT YOGI... Shiv-janmotsavachya hardik shubhechha 7:49AM, 19 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Each Relationship has Feelings & Differences.It 's always Better to be melted in Feelings.. Than to be frozen in Differences.... Good Morning.. 8:34AM, 19 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Kehte hai peene wale mar jate hai bhari jawani meHum ne toh dekha hai buzurgo ko jawan hote maikhane me 8:47AM, 19 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: ..... 8:47AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:48AM, 19 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: 8:49AM, 19 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: 8:49AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: ....
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9:50AM, 19 Feb - Palak: 9:53AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:54AM, 19 Feb - Palak: 9:54AM, 19 Feb - Palak: 9:55AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Chintya pic clear nahiye. ..clear pathav 9:55AM, 19 Feb - Piyush Malha: Bus karo have Savar padi ni k chalu thai gaya. Gando thyi gayo che k su 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Piyush 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Wachta yet nahi 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Khas tumhare liye bheja hai 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Mallah-han5chi 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Piyush 9:57AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Dinesh te surat loot cha London news paper madhe ali hot i news 9:57AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Photo nai clr tasach ahe 9:59AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:59AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:59AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Maratha then now n forever #respect 9:59AM, 19 Feb - Piyush Malha: Bhai mane to sirf dialog mara 10:00AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:01AM, 19 Feb - Piyush Malha: 10:03AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Dialog galat waqt pe mara 10:04AM, 19 Feb - Piyush Malha: , , , . . . . . . . 10:18AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: An extract of the letter written from Aleppo, which had appeared in The London Gazette of February 1672: "Two day since we rec eived Letters from India, written by the English President residing at Surratte (Surat) who acquaints us with the daily fears
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