AWOL Issue 334

hua hin, ThaiLanDLast week we ran an article about how tourism may be changing the face of hua hin, specifically how the locals and tourists interaction may be negatively effected. Some readers have made it known that they don’t agree with the article, without contacting us directly, and the purpose of this week’s front page is to encourage readers to do so, whether they agree, disagree, don’t care or have something they feel is worth sharing or looking into.When we first launched aWOL in October 2008, we always intended to have a ‘Letters To The Editor’ section, and indeed for a short time we printed the section; however we did not receive enough letters or emails to continue with it. We are sure that there are plenty of you out there with something to say, so we plan to reintroduce a Letters section in the next couple of months.anything sent to us does not have to be directly related to aWOL or any story we run, but we would have to reserve the right to edit anything we publish for either space or content considerations, without materially altering whatever is being put across. Decisions on whether to publish a reader’s letter will be at our discretion, but will be based largely on how interesting it is but also on whether we can print it without legal issues, as the libel laws in Thailand are very strict. We will not print the full name of the reader submitting the letter unless specifically requested.While we will be happy to receive letters through the post (see page 17 for our office address), the quickest, cheapest and easiest way is to send an email to:

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“The Cobbler is even more simple. It is a ball game..‘cobbler’ is the slang for ball.”

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ProPertY For saleoNe Bedroom coNdo For sale - Quiet, one bedroom beautifully fully, furnished 55s/m. Freehold property with beautiful swimming pool/gymnasium. Private car park with 24 hour security. Open and closed-in balcony. Central location in quiet cul-de-sac.Two air cons plus three ceiling fans. Five minute drive/ride to Macro/Hospital, 7/11, pharmacies, several expat bars & restaurants. 15 mins drive/ride to downtown, Market Village, Beach, Banks, Clinics etc. Price 2,600,000 Thai baht. Contact 087 881 4767 or email [email protected] hoUse aNd land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.Pool VIllas oN small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.FUllY FUrNIshed VIlla 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.eUroPeaN stYle VIlla, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.stUNNINg l shaPed Borfai bungalow; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.large BUNgaloW Near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.VIlla oN large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.Pool VIllas oN small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.attractIVe hoUse oN small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.FoUr Bed VIlla On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.FUllY FUrNIshed VIlla 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.Pool VIlla oVerlookINg lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.large hoUse/laNd Near Palm Hills, 4 bed; 4.5m baht.Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

ProPertY WaNtedI am lookINg for a 3 bedroom villa on a secure private, completed development, with a swimming pool, close to Hua Hin and the beach, budget no more than 5m baht. For sale by the owner only. Contact 080 100 4194loNg term reNtal properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or [email protected]

commercIal ProPertYsUNrIse coast commercIal properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.

ProPertY For reNttoWNhoUse For reNt, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a monthrooms aVaIlaBle IN family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email [email protected] for more informationWell eqUIPPed 1 Bedroom condo for rent in Hua Hin. Condo newly renovated has A/C, washer/dryer, conv oven, microwave, refrigerator, induction cooker and many cooking utensils. King bed, two recliners, Plasma TV, dvd stereo, computer desk, glass shower and washer/spin dryer. 12,000 baht monthly or 10,000 baht per month for longterm lease, 6 months minimum. Reply to [email protected] or call 089 740 1781.loVelY hoUse For rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771

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Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027Hua Hin Tourist Police 032 516 219Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 520 616Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230(air-con) 032 511654, 512543Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073Tourist Information 032 513 885Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215Electricity Call Centre 1129Hua Hin Water 032 511 677TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100TT&T 032 532 0183BB 032-900020-1, 086-01272733BB Call Centre 1530CAT 032 511 350Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928

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iT iS WhaT iT iS, iSn’T iT?imagine for a moment or two that you are a farang born in Thailand to English parents, and you have lived there ever since. Maybe your parents were missionaries - it doesn’t really matter how the situation came about. What matters is that you now have Thai citizenship. (This is after all fiction.) Your parents retained their Christian faith, and brought you up in that faith too. So although Thailand is your home, you went to school there, and speak the language fluently, you still retain the religious beliefs and cultural heritage instilled by your parents. You naturally feel a close connection with England, and keep in touch with extended family via social media, which also enabled you to make many friends over there. Some of those friends tell you that England is in a mess. not only is the Church of England a man made usurper of the true faith, but there is now a threat from the Church of Scotland and its’ followers, who have gained a huge presence at the very heart of british government.Your friends plan to rid England of these infidels, by overthrowing the Church and eliminating the Scottish insurgents. They will achieve this by destroying a few churches, along with a World heritage site - the palace of Westminster - a double whammy which will also deal with the threat from Scottish Mps. They tell you that the fall of Westminster will actually benefit English tax

payers by saving the billions it would have cost to repair the already crumbling building. if you agree to help them you will live a life of luxury in Englands’ newly green and pleasant land.What have you got to lose? Thailand is nice but you still feel a bit like an outcast there. You will never convert to buddhism, and the State won’t support you in your old age. You don’t believe what the bbC tells you about the situation in England - your friends know the truth, after all they live with it every day. So you decide to make the move for the greater good and the promise of a better life. Fiction of course, but if it were reality and you blew up a church or two, and helped to massacre hundreds of Mps, only to find that the dream of life in England had been a lie, would you expect to be able to flee back to Thailand?

This week’s word is ‘henge’. a pre-historic monument consisting of a circle of stone or wooden uprights, as in the world famous Stonehenge in Wiltshire. not to be outdone though Yorkshire now has a henge of it’s very own. recently discovered near hornsea, a coastal town not too far from hull, ‘hornsea henge’ sadly no longer has standing stones, just buried remains, so won’t be suitable for pagan festivals. Which will probably come as a huge relief to the local council.

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hUa hiN goLflake VIeW memBers clUB

resUlts19th June 2015Stableford Course CD1st Rodger Teasdale (12) 33pts2nd Steve O’Brien (12) 32pts3rd Mike O’Brien (15) 32pts

21st June 2015Stableford Course AB1st Peter Tucker (11) 41pts2nd Ian Dabiels (10) 34pts3ed Doug East (11) 34pts

FIxtUresLake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday

cha am golF clUBContact: [email protected] events scheduled

hUa hIN golF socIetY

resUlts19th June 2015Sea Pines Stableford 26 entered1st John Hall 35 pts (21)2nd Beate Wallace 34 pts (18) 3rd Michael Edwards 33 pts (06)4th Eric Taylor 33 pts (16)

FIxtUres28th June – 2nd July 2015 Pattaya “gentlemans” away trip3rd July 2015 Lake View. A/B Pairs comp. roBIN’s roll UP

Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath and Nigel Guest for results. Please contact Robin on [email protected] if you are interested in playing. 19th June 2015No results

BUtterFlY rock golF socIetYresUlts22nd June 2015Lake View AB Stableford 13 entered1st Peter Hayes 40 pts (12)2nd John Anstee 36 pts (22)3rd Dana Lilja 32 pts (09)4th Mark Moore 32 pts (10) FIxtUres29th June 2015 Lakeview C&D Two Man Scramble1st July 2015 Springfield Stableford

across1 Skin cream’s cool (7)5 Little time to rest playing this piece? (7)9 Matching teacup and lid, both broken (9)10 By the end of stag party one’s sober (5)11 A way to interrupt Oedipus is to be a lion (4,2,3,6)12 A yard of bitter (4)13 Crazy Frog e.g. boiled in nitrogen (8)17 Get up, walk to job centre, work (5-3)18 One partner given another partner (4)21 Subject - wheat? (5,2,8)23 Order small suit (5)24 Rough estate hiding death of people there (9)25 Overweight and squat, consent to being sent outside (7)26 Prisoner conceals hammer in piece of bread (7)

CrYPTiC CrossWord The solution to last week’s puzzle is on page 14doWN

1 University stunned America over puzzle (6)2 Rue Mari Naif? (6,2,7)3 I say I’m not evil? I am a malign influence (9)4 Calls for retired jugglers etc. (6)5 Ditch the wicked witch (3-5)6 Faulty parachute won’t open (5)7 One may find market hostile before it gets better (5,4,4,2)8 Produce of tree, also shrub (8)14 Rise or fall quickly in the air (9)15 Endlessly watch chap stirring duck soup (8)16 Four attached fairly evenly (8)19 Simple game to fix, say (6)20 Singer’s first in joining concert (6)22 Heads for the opera, savouring this Italian composer (5)

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resUlts 19th June 2015Hua Hin vs. BKK battle (result not available at press time)

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsClansmen 0 0 0 0 0 0Coopers Br Gdn 0 0 0 0 0 0HHin Miss You 0 0 0 0 0 0Infinity Bar 0 0 0 0 0 0Jaew Bar 0 0 0 0 0 0Johnnie Walker 0 0 0 0 0 0Kom Hom 0 0 0 0 0 0Lucky Shot A 0 0 0 0 0 0Lucky Shot B 0 0 0 0 0 0Maria Bar 1 0 0 0 0 0 0Maria Bar 2 0 0 0 0 0 0Master Cues 0 0 0 0 0 0Pa´s Beer Grdn 0 0 0 0 0 0Squealing Pig 0 0 0 0 0 0Sunset B’vard 0 0 0 0 0 0TK Roadhouse 0 0 0 0 0 0

FIxtUresWeek 1 26th June 2015Clansmen v TK Roadhouse Hua Hin Miss You v Johnnie’s 56 Infinity Bar v Coopers Beer Garden Jaew Bar v Kom Hom Lucky Shot A v Lucky Shot B Maria Bar 2 v Maria Bar 1 Pa’s Beer Garden v Sunset Boulevard Squealing Pig v Master Cues

Week 2 3rd July 2015Clansmen v Lucky Shot A Coopers Beer Garden v Maria Bar 1 Johnnie’s 56 v Infinity Bar Lucky Shot B v Squealing Pig Maria Bar 2 v Hua Hin Miss You Master Cues v Kom Hom Sunset Boulevard v Jaew Bar TK Roadhouse v Pa’s Beer Garden

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resUltsWeek 5 18th June 2015Coopers Beer Garden 7 - 13 Clansmen Dara Bar 15 - 5 Casanova’s Hua Hin Bar 8 - 12 Bar 80 Saloon Jaew Bar 4 - 16 Pit’s Cafe Komhom Bar 11 - 9 Monica’s Bar MasterCues Bar 4 - 16 Squealing Pig

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsClansmen 5 5 0 0 46 83Monica’s Bar 5 4 0 1 22 69Komhom Bar 5 3 0 2 6 59Squealing Pig 5 2 0 3 4 56Dara Bar 5 2 1 2 2 56Pit’s Cafe 5 2 1 2 0 55Bar 80 Saloon 5 2 2 1 -4 54Jaew Bar 5 2 0 3 -10 49Coopers Br Gdn 5 1 1 3 -10 48MasterCues 5 2 0 3 -12 48Casanova’s 5 1 2 2 -20 44Hua Hin Bar 5 0 1 4 -24 39

FIxtUresWeek 7 2nd July 2015Dara Bar v Coopers Beer Garden Hua Hin Bar v Clansmen Jaew Bar v Casanova’s Komhom Bar v Bar 80 Saloon MasterCues Bar v Pit’s Cafe Monica’s Bar v Squealing Pig

hUa hIN khao takIaB sUPer Pool leagUe resUltsWeek 1 18th June 2015Bobby’s Birds 4 - 16 Muan Bar 2 JJ Sport Bar 11 - 9 Bobby’s Boys Lanla Bar 16 - 4 Exotic Bar Maria Bar v Anytime Bar n/aMuan Bar 1 7 - 13 Vinyl an Rose Mucky Duck 14 - 6 The Dream Sasa Bar 10 - 10 Drink & Shelter TK Roadhouse 16 - 4 The Kiss

FIxtUres Week 3 2nd July 2015 Bobby’s Birds v Exotic Bar Drink & Shelter v Muan Bar 2 JJ Sport Bar v The Dream Lanla Bar v Bobby’s Boys Maria Bar v Vinyl an Rose Mucky Duck v Muan Bar 1 Sasa Bar v The Kiss TK Roadhouse v Anytime Bar

leagUe taBleteam P W l +/- PtsLanla Bar 1 1 0 12 16Muan Bar 2 1 1 0 12 16TK Roadhouse 1 1 0 12 16Mucky Duck 1 1 0 8 14Vinyl an Rose 1 1 0 6 13JJ Sport Bar 1 1 0 2 11Drink & Shelter 1 0 0 0 10Sasa Bar 1 0 0 0 10Bobby’s Boys 1 0 1 -2 9Muan Bar 1 1 0 1 -6 7The Dream 1 0 1 -8 6Bobby’s Birds 1 0 1 -12 4Exotic Bar 1 0 1 -12 4The Kiss 1 0 1 -12 4Anytime Bar 0 0 0 0 0Maria Bar 0 0 0 0 0

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resUlts Week 30 24th June 2015Beach Hut Bar 8 - 10 Saloon Bar 80 Casanova’s v Monica’s n/aDara’s Bar 10 - 8 Jaew Bar Maria’s Bar 7 - 11 Clansman Sunset Boulevard 12 - 6 Aussie Bar TK Roadhouse 13 - 5 Muan Bar The Squealing Pig 11 - 7 TK Roadies The Bridge v Bobby’s Beauties n/a

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsClansman 29 28 1 0 196 57Sunset B’vard 28 21 2 5 104 44Maria’s Bar 27 20 3 4 122 43TK Roadhouse 29 21 1 7 96 43Squealing Pig 28 16 2 10 40 34Saloon Bar 80 28 14 3 11 18 31Dara’s Bar 29 11 9 9 -24 31Monica’s 26 13 3 10 46 29Muan Bar 25 12 5 8 -6 29Beach Hut Bar 28 11 4 13 6 26Bobby’s Bngrs 28 10 4 14 -40 24The Bridge 27 7 3 17 -64 17Aussie Bar 27 5 5 17 -98 15TK Roadies 27 5 4 18 -78 14Bobby’s B’ties 27 5 3 19 -64 13Casanova’s 26 2 4 20 -120 8Jaew Bar 27 3 2 22 -134 8

FIxtUresWeek 31 1st July 2015Aussie Bar v The Bridge Bobby’s Beauties v TK Roadies Jaew Bar v The Squealing Pig Maria’s Bar v Dara’s Bar Monica’s v Clansman Muan Bar v Casanova’s Saloon Bar 80 v Bobby’s Bangers Sunset Boulevard v Beach Hut Bar

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resUltsWeek 11 24th June 2015JW Red 9 - 10 All Nations GH Jungle Juice B 11 - 8 Chon Bar King Bar A 8 - 11 Pink Panther Limelight 11 - 8 JW Black Sabai 8 - 11 Buckleys Tiger Bar 13 - 6 Jungle Juice A

leagUe taBleteam P W l +/- PtsBuckleys 11 9 2 53 18Pink Panther 11 9 2 39 18Limelight 11 8 3 15 16Jungle Juice B 11 8 3 11 16King Bar A 11 7 4 21 14All Nations GH 12 7 5 16 14JW Red 12 5 7 -8 10Sabai 11 4 7 -11 8Tiger Bar 11 4 7 -11 8Jungle Juice A 11 4 7 -31 8JW Black 11 1 10 -39 2Chon Bar 11 1 10 -55 2

FIxtUres Week 12 1st July 2015All Nations GH 13 - 6 JW Red (played early)Buckleys v Sabai Chon Bar v Jungle Juice B Jungle Juice A v Tiger Bar JW Black v Limelight Pink Panther v King Bar A

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resUlts Week 18 22nd June 2015Dara Bar v TK Roadhouse n/aJaew Bar v Bobby’s Birds n/aJNB Bar v Waring Bar n/aMonicas v Kom Hom n/aMuan Bar v The Squealing Pig n/aThe Clansmen v Sunset Boulevard n/aThe Connection v Sa Sa Bar n/a

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The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www.h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk.NEXT RUN Saturday 27th June 2015 @ 5:00 pmHua Hin H3 Run #309 – Armed Forces Day RunLocation: Soi 102 West of LagunaGoogle Map link: https://goo.gl/maps/GaHNYGPS Coordinates: N 12 32.712, E 99 56.275 (N 12.545200, E 99.937922)From Hua Hin or Cha-Am: map link https://goo.gl/maps/YAQRbMake your way on Phet Kasem Road to and turn into Hua Hin Soi 102. Drive 1.6 km and turn right after Hua Hin Orchid Residence. Drive 1.0 km and turn right, continue for 190 m and turn left onto dirt and drive 300 m to Hash run site by Spirit Temples.HARES: Jock twat & Bent BananaFees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.

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Arsenal’s hopes of signing Colombia international Jackson Martinez, 28, are over after the Porto forward agreed a four-year deal with Atletico Madrid. (AS) Manchester City boss Manuel Pellegrini, 61, says the club lacked ambition last season and that he would like to manage his native Chile before he retires. (El Mercurio) Newcastle United and Stoke City want 25-year-old Ukraine international winger Yevhen Konoplyanka, who is available on a free transfer after his contract at Dnipro expired. (Daily Mirror) West Bromwich Albion are prepared to make former Newcastle and Chelsea striker Demba Ba their highest-paid player, with the 30-year-old telling his current club Besiktas he wants to return to England rather than play in China for Shanghai Shenhua. (Birmingham Mail) Stoke City are expecting a formal bid from Chelsea for £8m-rated goalkeeper Asmir Begovic, 28, and will ask the Premier League champions to include Nigeria forward Victor Moses, 24, in any deal. (Daily Telegraph) West Ham United have agreed a £12m deal for Marseille midfielder Dimitri Payet, 28. (Daily Mail) Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino hopes to convince two of his most in-demand players to stay by making goalkeeper Hugo Lloris, 28, captain and appointing 21-year-old forward Harry Kane as vice-captain. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea’s Egypt winger Mohamed Salah, 23, is expected to tell Fiorentina whether he will stay with them for the 2015-16 campaign on Wednesday after spending the second half of last season on loan at the Italian club. (Daily Telegraph) Sunderland have made an offer in excess

of £11m for PSV Eindhoven’s 24-year-old midfielder Georginio Wijnaldum, who is also a target for their north-east rivals Newcastle United. (Guardian) The arrival of Republic of Ireland international winger James McClean, 26, at West Bromwich Albion has split the club’s support. (Sun) Manchester City full-back Shay Facey, 20, is poised to extend his loan at New York City FC, the club midfielder Frank Lampard has joined after completing the season at the Etihad Stadium. (Manchester Evening News) Hull City’s £10m club record signing Abel Hernandez will only be allowed to leave the Championship club on a permanent deal after the Tigers ruled out loaning the Uruguay striker to another club. (Hull Daily Mail) Newcastle United are behind schedule in the transfer window compared to last season - despite a pledge from club owner Mike Ashley to spend big this summer. (Evening Chronicle) Former Arsenal keeper Bob Wilson, a double winner with the Gunners in 1971, says the proposed arrival of Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech, 33, will give Wojciech Szczesny, 25, the perfect chance to improve himself by learning from Cech. (Sky Sports) Birmingham City boss Gary Rowett claims that 18-year-old forward Demarai Gray will make it to the very top of the game - but should only leave for the right club. (The Mirror) Bournemouth’s Wales international midfielder Shaun MacDonald, 27, has abandoned plans to leave on loan and is determined to fight for his place. (Bournemouth Daily Echo)

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SWiTzErLanDFOUR in every five banknotes has been used for an illegal payment by FIFA, investigators have confirmed.Currencies from the euro to the dollar to the Angolan kwanza contain clear traces of FIFA’s sweaty fingers when illuminated under ultraviolet light.An FBI spokesman said: “Almost every note in your wallet has, at one time, been used in a multimillion dollar bribe between football federations, usually in squalid toilets.“When riffled through, the banknotes issue a whispering sound which, when amplified 100 times, says ‘It’s for the good of world football,’ and ‘they’re only opposing Qatar because they’re racist’.

tRAceS OF FiFA FOunD On 80 PeR cent OF BAnknOteS

Above: This wad of £10 notes was found by police investigating the FIFA corruption scandal

when searching Chuck Blazer’s home.

“The historical figures that appear on the notes, from Egypt’s Rameses II to the UK’s Adam Smith, have all begun to resemble Sepp Blatter’s distinctive, ‘bummed turtle’ countenance.“And, if left sealed in a vault, they will begin to move very gradually toward Switzerland as if going home.”The fear is that people could become contaminated by the notes, with children being especially at risk; indeed there have already been several school incidents involving the awarding of tuck shop concessions, with complaints about having to travel to schools over ten miles away in order to buy a sherbet dip.

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