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Everybody’s Talking!Unusual success: A young teen from a poor family inLucban, a town in Quezon Province, Philippines, had anunusual opportunity for success on the modeling scene. Rita“Badjao Girl” Goviola’s large family received very little incomefrom her father’s job, so she had to beg for alms on the street.One day, photographer Topher Quinto Burgos took photos ofher and posted them online. That was the beginning of Goviola’srise to success. Her natural beauty was noticed by severalcelebrities, who took her under their wing. Eventually, Goviolastarted modeling and acting, and she was able to afford to builda new home for her family.Roadside bonfire: Toilet paper was in high demand and shortsupply during the COVID-19 pandemic. So when a transporttruck carrying a large load of the stuff crashed on a highway inthe state of Texas (U.S.), it would have been understandableif bystanders had helped themselves to a few of the rolls.Unfortunately, the toilet paper – reported to be the type usedin businesses – caught fire. Instead of cleaning up the spilledload, onlookers ended up watching a bonfire of the importantcommodity. Thankfully, no one was hurt in the incident.Food art: The Japanese art called kyaraben involves arrangingfood into interesting and fun designs. One creative kyaraben-maker, known as Etoni Mama, lives in Tokyo and has threechildren. She became famous on social media for her versionof the art. While any kind of food can be used in kyaraben,Etoni’s choice is fried eggs. She makes cartoon characterswith runny egg yolks as the head and body, and then she addsharder, cooked pieces of yolk to serve as arms, legs, and feet.She dresses up characters with other food items, snipped andshaped to make clothing. Her children love it!Fixing fences: Art Gladu has fixed a few fences during histime living in a house at a busy intersection in Winnipeg,Manitoba (Canada). The reason? Vehicles somehow miss thecorner and end up in his front yard. It happened in the mid-2000s when a truck backed onto the property before driving off.In 2015, another car careened into the yard, hitting his pine tree.More recently, in the wee hours, Gladu woke to a loud noise,only to find that yet another vehicle had punched through hischain link fence before coming a stop on his tree. He’s hopingthe city will have a guardrail installed.

Quoteable Quotes“Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.” —Rabindranath Tagore“The fruit that can fall without shaking,Indeed is too mellow for me.” —Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

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Trivia1. In which part of the human body will you find the anvil,

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Everybody’s Talking!Unusual success: A young teen from a poor family inLucban, a town in Quezon Province, Philippines, had anunusual opportunity for success on the modeling scene. Rita“Badjao Girl” Goviola’s large family received very little incomefrom her father’s job, so she had to beg for alms on the street.One day, photographer Topher Quinto Burgos took photos ofher and posted them online. That was the beginning of Goviola’srise to success. Her natural beauty was noticed by severalcelebrities, who took her under their wing. Eventually, Goviolastarted modeling and acting, and she was able to afford to builda new home for her family.Roadside bonfire: Toilet paper was in high demand and shortsupply during the COVID-19 pandemic. So when a transporttruck carrying a large load of the stuff crashed on a highway inthe state of Texas (U.S.), it would have been understandableif bystanders had helped themselves to a few of the rolls.Unfortunately, the toilet paper – reported to be the type usedin businesses – caught fire. Instead of cleaning up the spilledload, onlookers ended up watching a bonfire of the importantcommodity. Thankfully, no one was hurt in the incident.Food art: The Japanese art called kyaraben involves arrangingfood into interesting and fun designs. One creative kyaraben-maker, known as Etoni Mama, lives in Tokyo and has threechildren. She became famous on social media for her versionof the art. While any kind of food can be used in kyaraben,Etoni’s choice is fried eggs. She makes cartoon characterswith runny egg yolks as the head and body, and then she addsharder, cooked pieces of yolk to serve as arms, legs, and feet.She dresses up characters with other food items, snipped andshaped to make clothing. Her children love it!Fixing fences: Art Gladu has fixed a few fences during histime living in a house at a busy intersection in Winnipeg,Manitoba (Canada). The reason? Vehicles somehow miss thecorner and end up in his front yard. It happened in the mid-2000s when a truck backed onto the property before driving off.In 2015, another car careened into the yard, hitting his pine tree.More recently, in the wee hours, Gladu woke to a loud noise,only to find that yet another vehicle had punched through hischain link fence before coming a stop on his tree. He’s hopingthe city will have a guardrail installed.

Quoteable Quotes“Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.” —Rabindranath Tagore“The fruit that can fall without shaking,Indeed is too mellow for me.” —Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

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