Ash's Long-Ass Porfolio

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YOU WILL NEED TO BE AN AVID READER

Currently reading three books:Tina Feys Bossypants (humour)

Type Matters by Jim Wilson (design)The Promise by Jonathan Atler (political science)which is a fascinating account of Obamas first year inoffice. One has read an unspeakable number of fantasynovels, classics and am constantly into a new

biography/autobiography.Im afraid youll never find me without a book, oldchap.

AN OBSERVER OF LIFE

Well, as far as I can tell, the person who wrote the jobdescription knows exactly what they want in acandidate for the writing position. He or she is anobserver of life and Im sure well get on very well,mostly because I feel the same way.

A PERSON WHO APPRECIATES HUMOR AND A LINEWELL WRITTEN

My favourite comedians are Stephen Fry and HughLaurie. They are very British, very witty, and terriblysuccessful. Lets have tea. Even if I dont get the job,Im sure well be able to laugh at something especially if youre based in Sentral because people-watching there is fun .


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YOU MUST HAVE THE ABILITY TO SAY WHAT NEEDSTO BE SAID IN AS ELOQUENT, SUCCINCT,COMPREHENSIVE, FUNNY, WITTY AND/OR BRIEF A

MANNER AS THE CONTEXT OF THE BROCHURE,ARTICLE, AD OR ONLINE LOCATION REQUIRES.

It would be wonderful if you could read the rest of thisPDF, Im pleased to say Ive done plenty of work on myown in the performing arts and communication line

that has required the ability to write and plan in aninspired manner.

I believe I am capable of switching writing stylesaccording to your format and demographic. Samegoes for managing social media, and writing in that

context.Im quite sure that well be able to figure it outtogether. Id love to work with you. When I saw this ad,I was rather incredulous what Ive learnt over theyears matches your needs quite poetically, if I say somyself.


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As for the below:

Write highly well-drafted brochure copy for our unique range ofeducational workshops. Id love to. Lets do it!

Write ad copy that delivers results. If your product is good, Ican write my heart out.

Write scripts for promo, socially conscious and fun videos.No problem. Speech + Drama background.

Come up with fun ideas for promotional activities.I feel like this would be inspired naturally by the writingprocess.

Work with the design team and other writers to developmarketing collaterals that are a cut above others in theindustry.Ditto the above. Plus I am a bit of a graphic designer myself,

so I could be another eye, if you need that. Write blog posts, tweet and post on the company's Facebook

pages.Not a problem.

The ability to handle the backend of a WordPress blog is anadvantage but not a prerequisite.

Grew up on Wordpress, cant edit CSS or Java to save my life,but am a confident user .

The ability and interest in making short videos and/orphotography is an advantage but not a prerequisite.I use a Fujifilm Finepix x-100 and am an avid amateurshutterbug. I scour Vimeo for hi-res promotional videosregularly, and am sure I can contribute positively in thisarena.


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Ashvina marie naidu LL.B (Hons)

Dependable, passionate, and charming, Ashvina is a person possessed of drive and exuberance. She is a literal force of nature; plant her in any environment and she will harness its energy to produce creativity and love. She was most probably born outside of the box.

Calvin WongWriter/director

Kuala LumpurI believe in her capacity to love, nurture, instruct and inspire all those who spend quality time with her, and heartily commend you to engage her in assignments which she will undoubtedly perform to the best of her ability.

Joshua WK ChongAdvocate & SolicitorWriter/Actor/DirectorKuala Lumpur

more references attached !

Profile + Interests

Systematically curates material (mostly Web). Interested in the balance between art, design andstory-telling.

Observant, intuitive and takes highly-customised approaches in addressing requirements of eachproject encountered.

Prioritises refreshing, innovative methods in dealing with interest groups, co-workers and clients.

Content created with balance in mind, sensitively and thoughtfully produced. Selects and createssubtly engaging visual components.

Some legal background, engages easily with literature.

Self-taught in graphic design level approaching intermediate.Particularly interested in typography.

Trained in music, vocal work and theatre.

contact [email protected] | 012 -3909 410

Address 31, SS22A/8, Damansara Jaya,

47400 Petaling Jaya,Selangor Darul Ehsan,Malaysia

D.O.B 29 th September 1986


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Work experience overview-Kindly refer to work experience document-

fort*log | 2010-12Directress

Agi | 2011 - 12 Forensic Report Editing Proof-Reading

Pawsome | 2011 - 12 Directing Operations

Miss teaspoon | 2011-12 Brand Development

Help academy, a-levels dept | 2010,

2011Vocal & Dramatic Technique Sessions

Vp | 2011Community Building Workshop Co-ordinating

Alpha access | 2011PRMedia Support Work

The DoC | 2010-11! C r e a t i v e D i r e c t o r

legal work | 2009 - 2012 Small Legal FirmsSupport

Literature Workshop | 2010 Actually enlightening workshopCo-ordinat0r : Workshop

speech + drama | 2010 - 2011 Blubricks + Never Ending Story

Co-ordinat0r : Classes + Workshops

integrated arts | 2010 - 2011 The glue project , musical theatre

+ othersCo-ordinat0r : Classes + Workshops

Lecturing | 2009 A-Level LawPre-University Department

theatrE acting + workshops

2010bernarda albaMusical @ klpac

2010after julietPlay @ klpac

short+sweet Theatre, Malaysia

production assistant | 2011 for Props and Make-Up

production assistant | 2010 for Music and Make-Up

workshop participant | 2010 Acting+Directing


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CREATIVE work overview-Kindly refer to portfolio-

Approved group international | 2011-12 A forensics and restorers company.Development and design of logo and identity documents for office use.

Denning it | 2011-12 A legal e-system company.Advising the client in building and developing the brand.Development and design of documents, copywriting of promotional materials.

f.ward & neuro.x events | 2011-12 A mainstream fashion web-based auction effort, and a subsidiary project in event management.Working with the client to build and develop the brands.Development and design of logos and identity documents for promotion and website.Creatively Directing, planning of projects in line with interests, assisting in keeping tabs on project

timelines.

Pawsome | 2011 - 12 An effort for the rescue, rehabilitation and rehoming of stray and abandoned animals, along with theeducation and exposure of the public to issues.Working with the client to build and develop the brand.The development and design of the logo and identity documents as per clients specifications.

GNP | 2012 A law-firm more than 20 years old.The development and design of the logo and identity documents as per clients specifications.

Miss teaspoon | 2011-12 Etiquette Lessons for Children.Development and design of logo and identity documents for promotion and website.

Fort*log | 2011 Ashvinas platform to offer services.Development and design of the logo and identity documents and website.

glowdown | 2011-12Ashvinas blog curating and commenting on items of interest: art, design, lifestyle, culture.The design of icons and desktops to be shared with readers.

Sentosa holdings 2011 A local company that required a font redesign for company gift insignia.

Functions !The development and design of the invitations, poster design, styling, behind small functions.


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education

LL.B (Hons) | 2008

University of Wales, Aberystwyth

A-Levels | 2005

HELP University College

English LiteratureBiology

ChemistryApplied Mathematics

References

attached

Cherry Pua-AfricaDirector, Never Ending [email protected]

available upon request

John newmanDirector, Dalek (S+S Theatre 2011)

[email protected]

Dalveen KaurDirector, Alpha Access [email protected]

Shain SreenivasenDirector, Ver t ical [email protected]

Nicholas ChinMult imedia Designer, k [email protected]

kathleen ChooWriter, Paradigm & Par [email protected]

character references are attached !


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Ashvina Marie NaidU Kindly note the hyperlinks !

Work experienceAshvina Marie Naidu

Fort*log | 2010-12D i r e c t r e s s

fort*log is a small team of creatives and educators, working with a wide range of people to improve their understanding of th emselves and of otherand provide services.

Ashvina has :

Built and developed the brand, established communications. Copywriting all promotional materials, including profiles, web -copy. Planning projects in line with interests, keeping tabs on project t imelines. Dealing with clients and interns, collaborating wi th other companies.

fort*log serves as a platform for the following:!

projectmanagingindividualssmall businesses

educationspeech & dramamusical theatreart & craftliterature workshops

talentvoice-overs

jinglesmodelingacting

creativecontent creationcopy-editingidentity designart direction, styling

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Ashvina Marie NaidU Kindly note the hyperlinks !!

Help academy, a-levels dept | 2010, 2011 Vocal & Dramatic Technique Sessions

The Irony of Matrimony (2010)

Life : The Mobius Strip (2011)

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Agi | 2011 - 12 Forensic Report Editing Proof-Reading

Working with this forensic technicians to:- edit and proofread case reports for language and clarity - edit and proofread web-copy on www.agi.my

The HELP Academys A-Level Department Annual Production. The

students direct and perform at the end of each year, learning plentyabout their material.

I n 2 0 1 0 a n d 2 0 1 1 , A s h v i n a c a m e i n a s a c o n s u l t a n t t o t e a c hv o c a l a n d d r a m a t i c t e c h n i q u e s i n t h e w e e k s l e a d i n g u p t o t h es t u d e n t s p e r f o r m a n c e d a t e s .!


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Pawsome | 2011 - 12 Directing Operations

Pawsome Profile Sheet : http://goo.gl/AX

An effort for the rescue, rehabilitation and rehoming of stray andabandoned animals, along with the education and exposure of thepublic to issues.

Project management

Working with the client to build and develop the brand, establishcommunications, plan projects in line with interests, and to keep tabson the project timelines.

Miss teaspoon | 2011-12

http://www.missteaspoon.com/

Working with the client to build and develop the brand. Assisted withcopywriting of promotional materials.

Development and design of logo and identity documents forpromotion and website.

Assisted with planning of projects in line with interests, assisting inkeeping tabs on project timelines. !


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Vp | 2011social enterpriseCommunity Building Workshop Co-ordinating

http://vp.com.my/

Vertical Progress is a social enterprise that focuses on thedevelopment of youths. Goal: to enhance and spur effective, result-driven collaborative initiatives.

VP has set up programs for the Vijayaratnam Foundation and thePrimus Child Foundation

VP engages with youth in several different programs structured tobring out the best in them.

A s h v i n a i n h e r c a p a c i t y, c o n t r i b u t e d t h r o u g h r e l a x a t i o n a n dd r a m a t e c h n i q u e s , a r t + c r a f t , o u t i n g s , g a m e s a n d m u s i c .

Alpha access | 2011PRMedia Support Work

Public Relations and Advertising Professionals

Projects assisted :

- CIMB Asia-Pacific Classic 2011- Standard Chartered Liverpool FC 2011

A s h v i n a i n h e r c a p a c i t y, c o n t r i b u t e d t h r o u g h m e d i a

m o n i t o r i n g , c o p y w r i t i n g , o n - s i t e s u p p o r t w i t h c l i e n t s a n dh a n d l i n g m e m b e r s o f t h e m e d i a .


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The DoC | 2010-11! C r e a t i v e D i r e c t o r

6-month community project by fort*log from March August.A space in Taman Desa, Kuala Lumpur running activitiesfor children and adults focusing on:

- Personal Development- Parent and Toddler Sessions- Language and Communication- Board Game Sessions- Multi-Skilled Learning

o Arto Expressiono Musico Numeracy + Literacy

speech + drama | 2010 - 2011 Never ending storyCo-ordinat0r : Classes + Workshops

http://neverendstory.com/

Never Ending Story brings their teachers and courses to schools another places of learning. Subjects include Speech and Drama.

A s h v i n a i n h e r c a p a c i t y, d e s i g n e d e x c l u s i v e c u r r i c u l u m a n dt a u g h t S p e e c h a n d D r a m a f o r a g e s 4 - 1 5 t h r o u g h a r t + c r a f t ,d r a m a t i c t e c h n i q u e s , g a m e s a n d m u s i c .

She facilitated at:- Garden International School- Mont Kiara International School- International School of Kuala Lumpur- Alice Smith School


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MusicalTheatre

- Sri KDU School

speech + drama | 2010 - 2011 BlubricksCo-ordinat0r : Classes + Workshops

http://blubricks.com/

BluBricks is a Learning Studio that aims to churn out highlyskilled/equipped performers in various skills pertaining to the Arts.

A s h v i n a i n h e r c a p a c i t y, d e s i g n e d e x c l u s i v e c u r r i c u l u m a n dt a u g h t S p e e c h a n d D r a m a f o r a g e s 4 - 15 t h r o u g h a r t +c r a f t , d r a m a t ic t e c h n i q u e s , g a m e s a n d m u s i c .

S h e f a c i l i t a t e d a t :- B l u B r i c k s S t u d i o- S e t i a E c o P a r k- L a r a s P l a c e

integrated arts | 2010 - 2011 The glue project , musical theatre + othersCo-ordinat0r : Classes + Workshops

fort*logs own projects under the Glue Project umbrella integrated ArExpression, Music, Numeracy and Literacy.

A s h v i n a a n d h e r t e a m t a u g h t w o r k s h o p s a n d c l a s s e s f o rB l u b r i c k s a n d L a r a s P l a c e .

A s h v i n a a n d h e r t e a m t a u g h t m u s i c a l t h e a t r e w o r k s h o p sa n d c l a s s e s f o r L a r a s P l a c e .


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Literature Workshop | 2010 Actually enlightening workshopCo-ordinat0r : Workshop

fort*log facilitated a Literature Workshop for HELP Academys A-Level Department. The 30 attendees were potential A-Levels studentfrom local schools, sitting for the SPM Literature paper in 2010.

A s h v i n a i n h e r c a p a c i t y, u s e d a u d i o - v i s u a l t e c h n i q u e s , a n dw o r k s h o p a c t i v i t i e s t o f a c i l i t a t e t h i s 3 - h o u r w o r k s h o p .

Lecturing | 2009 A-Level LawPre-University Department

Worked in the Pre-University Department to prepare candidates fotheir examinations.

A s h v i n a i n h e r c a p a c i t y , u s e d h e r b a c k g r o u n d i n c o m m u n i t yw o r k a n d f o c u s o n c u r i o s i t y t o f o s t e r a s t i m u l a t i n g l e a r n i n ge n v i r o n m e n t .

legal work | 2009 - 2012 Small Legal FirmsSupport

g.naidu & partnersc.s. saini & associates

Worked with the lawyers in these firms to:- assist in file management - on a case-to-case basis research for submissions


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theatreacting + workshops

2010bernarda alba

Musical @ klpac

ROLE Played : adela ,

Facebook page Watch Promotional Video

Based on The House of Bernarda Alba By Gabriel Garcia Lorca

Executive Producer: Dato' Faridah Merican Artistic Director: Joe Hasham OAM Directed by Christopher Ling

Bernarda Alba, a musical, tells the tale of a powerful matriarch who imposes a strictrule on her household following her second husband's funeral.Bernarda's five daughters, struggle with her cold wishes.

2010after juliet

Play @ klpac

ROLE Played : rhona

Facebook page Watch Promotional Video

Written by Sharman McDonald

Executive Producer: Dato' Faridah Merican Artistic Director: Joe Hasham OAM Directed by Kelvin Wong

A tense truce holds between the Montagues and Capulets after the deaths of Romeand Juliet. Benvolio, Romeo's best friend, is in love with Juliet's cousin, Rosaline, bushe is bent on revenge. Set in a post-apocalyptic world in the near future, After Julieprobes into the aftermath of Shakespeare's masterpiece will history repeat itself?

Appearance on ntv7 for After Juliet

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Promotional shot by klpac for Bernarda Alba

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short+sweet Theatre, Malaysia

klpacs annually-run festival forseveral categories including Short Plays.

International Site

production assistant | 2011for Props and Make-Up

Russell Crowe, Gupta and the DalekPlaywright: Jackie GreenlandDirector: John Newman

- Assisted in design and assembly of props.

- Executed make-up for one actor.


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production assistant | 2010 for Music and Make-Up

Don't Stop Believin'Playwright: BB Ostella AdamDirector: Mahendran Balasupramaniam

- Supervised the 3 actors for vocal training and musical direction.- Designed and executed feline facial make-up for the 3 actors.

workshop participant | 2010

Acting+Directing Workshop Level I + II with Alex Brun.

- Participated in a discussion about the crafts of acting anddirecting.

- Participated in a showcase, acting in two short pieces (10minutes) directed by the participants.


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Ashvina Marie NaidU Kindly note the hyperlinks

Creative portfolio

Approved group international | 2011-12 http://www.agi.my/

A forensics and restorers company.

Development and design of logo and identity documents for office use.!!! !

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Denning it | 2011-12

http://www.denning.com.my/

A legal e-system company.

Advising the client in building and developing the brand.Development and design of documents, copywriting of promotional materials.The below design was used as a Denning IT advertisement in Praxis Magazine, a publication of theMalaysian Bar.

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f.ward & Neuro.x events | 2011-12 !!! !

A mainstream fashion web-based auction effort, and asubsidiary project in eventmanagement.

Working with theclient to build anddevelop the brands.

Development anddesign of logos andidentity documentsfor promotion andwebsite(in production).

Creatively Directing,planning of projectsin line with interests,assisting in keepingtabs on projecttimelines.

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Pawsome | 2011 - 12

An effort for the rescue, rehabilitation and rehoming of stray and abandoned animals, along with theeducation and exposure of the public to issues.

Working with the client to build and develop the brand.The development and design of the logo and identity documents as per clients specifications.

GNP | 2012

A law-firm more than 20 years old.

The development and design of the logo and identity documents as per clients specifications.

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Miss teaspoon | 2011-12

http://www.missteaspoon.com/

Etiquette Lessons for Children.

Development and design of logo and identity documents for promotion and website.

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Fort*log | 2011

Development and design of the logo and identity documents and website. !!


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glowdown | 2011-12!http://glowdown.wordpress.com/

A blog curating and commenting on items of interest: art, design, lifestyle, culture.The design of icons and desktops to be shared with readers.

Sample:!

Sentosa holdings 2011

A local company.

Required a font redesign for company giftinsignia.

Functions ! The development and design of theinvitations, poster design, styling,behind small functions.

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C haracter references

To Whom It May Concern,

I have known Ms. Ashvina Marie Naidu since 2006 (it feels much longer!), but I still remember theglowing smile which endeared me to her when we first met, a smile which has led to a lastingfriendship between us.

Ashvina, as anyo ne who knows her will attest, is kind, lively, caring, knowledgeable and expressive.She has the uncanny ability to make anyone around her feel comfortable, like a bean bag, and loved,like a self -help coach, except...she's actually genuine. On a deep, hum an -heartwave level, you can feelthe sincere joy she obtains in getting to know you.

Ashvina has that rarest of attributes: a generous spirit. She not only makes those around her feel atease and appreciated, but she also gives herself to inspire and enco urage them to be more creative,more courageous and more open minded. She dreams big, and wants you to do the same.

She is many things to many people, but she is my personal muse, counsellor, teacher and confidant. Ihave found great comfort in her suppor t, great wisdom in her advice and great joy in sharingexperiences and conversations with her. She has influenced my life in many profound and positiveways, and still does. During times when I'm down, she give me good -for -the -soul TLC, which I suspectshe has an endless supply of.

If I ever have kids, she would be their fairy godmother; her experience in theatre and educationequips her with tools to bring out the best in children, who always feel at ease with her. I believe inher capacity to love, nurtu re, instruct and inspire all those who spend quality time with her, andheartily commend you to engage her in assignments which she will undoubtedly perform to the bestof her ability.

Yours sincerely,

Joshua WK Chong Advocate & Solicitor Writer/Actor/Di rector Kuala Lumpur

Dependable, passionate, and charming, A shvina is a person possessed of drive and exuberance.She is a litera l force of nature; plant her in any environment and she will harness its energy toproduce creativity and love. She was most p robably born outside of the box.

Calvin Wong Writer Kuala Lumpur


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To whom it may concern,

I have known Ashvina all of her life.

She is a very free spirited and creative individual who gives of herself to every project she undertakes.She immerses her self fully in a project [.] has a way with children and is able to communicate withthem on a level they understand without in any way, appearing condescending or patronizing. Shehas always been able to get her message across to them and get them to resp ond to her and deliver.

Patricia David Partner Shook Lin & Bok Kuala Lumpur

Fort*Log. The first time I heard the name I honestly thought it had something to do with videogames or paintball and it wasn't until the founder and IdeaSpout, Ashvina Naidu, explained to mewhat it really meant over brunch that I finally got it. For the love of... Glue?

So it puts the 'hands -on' back in hands -on. I quipped over a delicious Eggs Benedict and was metwith furious nodding and glee from her.

The aim of the whole construct is to encourage pe ople to intuitively interact with their surroundings,be more tuned to the world of creativity and how it can be tied in with logic because those two aren'tas separate of entities as one might have thought and to use their senses, all five of them.

The w orld today seems to be telling the us to be wary of creativity and the thought process and thisis seen in many modes of education. It's sterile,clean and methodical. It can also inhibit for personaldevelopment, if not utilised properly.

Fort*Log, in oth er words, is a really good way to keep the us away from the numbing claws of themedia and mindless societal norms and closer to true productivity, and the more wonderful things inlife

Aishah N. Roose Interior Designer

Melbourne, Australia

Joshua w.k. Chong Writer/Actor/Director/ Solicitor [email protected]

patricia david Solicitor [email protected]

Aishah n. roose Interior Designer [email protected]

calvin wong Writer /Director [email protected]


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Never Ending StoryNo. 1-3 Jalan Solaris 2, Solaris Mont Kiara 50480 Kuala Lumpur

Email: [email protected]

www.neverendstory.com

March 23, 2011

To Whom It May Concern:

This is to certify that ASHVINA MARIE NAIDU has worked as afreelance Speech and Drama instructor in our company for a period of one year.

During her stint with us, Ash has demonstrated passion in her craft,ensuring that her love for the arts is transferred to her students in any waypossible. She has also integrated visual arts, dance and literacyappreciation in her lesson plans translating to a more holistic approach tothe delivery of Dramatic Arts. Ash has matured significantly through themonths learning to communicate excellently with both parents and herstudents. She is ready to take on more challenges.

I have been very happy with Ashs performance and look forward toseeing her grow even more as she pursues her passion in different fields.

This certification is issued for whatever purpose it may serve.

Best regards,

( S i g n e d o n h a r d c o p y )CHERRY PUA-AFRICA, Med/ABNLPManaging DirectorNever Ending Story Sdn [email protected]


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WRITING SAMPLES


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Thursday, 8 th November 2012

Hello there.

I hear you're looking for a writer.

You see, I like the sound of you folks.It feels right to extend my warmest greetings to you.

I'll be available to start mid-December, full time - or part time if we're easing into it.

Here is what I wrote for a bio I submitted. I'm judging a public speaking competition for a juniorpublic speaking group this Friday. Enjoy!

Ashvina Naidu had a fine start with a degree in Law from the University of Wales,Aberystwyth - but her family tells her that far before that, she employed a insufferable know- it-all approach to life. After years of being a prize-winning debater in high school and several unflattering comparisons to Hermione Granger in college, her skills in critical thinking and verbal discourse found a cozier home in teaching Speech and Drama.

Ash's love for the dramatic was blown blissfully out of proportion during pursuit of an A-Level in English Literature by a formidable teacher whose brilliance convinced her that a lifetime of being an insufferable know-it-all was glorious, and actually - would you believe it? - possible.Over the years, Ash did a play and a musical in KLPAC - giving form to the valuable training in voice and speech that she gained from idolising Stephen Fry and watching My Fair Lady far too many times.

She has since worked with Blubricks, Never Ending Story and the Jumping Jellybeans - teaching in drama studios and several schools in the Klang Valley including ISKL, MKIS, Alice

Smith, Garden International School, the French School of KL, and Sri KDU. She has had plenty of fun organising or coaching students in preparation for poetry revues, and small productions of Where the Wild Things Are, A Midsummer Nights' Dream, and The Merchant of Venice.

Eventually, Ash started her own little company to run vocal training and art/drama workshops and to enable her to design the identity and branding of individuals and small companies.

She is currently travelling incessantly, training to be a designer, and acquainting herself with some very fine home-schooled individuals.

Have a lovely week.

Also, aren't you pleased Obama got re-elected? If you're a Romney-ite, I'm afraid you'll bedisappointed in me - I'm an unabashed liberal.

Warmest,Ashvina

P/S: I thought I'd share what I wrote today to my nephew who lives in the UK, on the occasion of hisfirst birthday. -

Dear Miles,

One year is longer than most people go without having to buy a new umbrella.(The general wisdom is, that you unwittingly steal them from your friends car-booths and shoe-racks.


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Congratulations, sir, on taking on existence, and the metal beady thing that draws the drapes up and down in the living room downstairs.Both are shiny. Both have destiny.

I am sure you will invade Waterstones, eat pie, or both before the day is over.Or you could just take over the world.That would be rather nice.

Remember that if nothing else, your Aunty Ash loves pie.AND YOU.

Blustery November hugs to all,AMN


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Documents

Ash's Long-Ass Porfolio