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Dear IT Professionals, This is regarding problems faced by
a married lady after installation of a Softwarecalled "Husband".
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Dear Tech Support,
ast year I upgraded from !oyfriend .# to Husband $.# and noticed
a distinct slowdown in o%erall system performance, particularly in
the &ower and 'ewelryapplications, which operated &awlessly
under !oyfriend .#.
In addition, Husband $.# uninstalled many other %aluable
programs, such as(omance ). and Personal *ttention +., and then
installed undesirable programssuch as !* .#, - .# and Golf /lubs
0.$. /on%ersation 1.# no longer runs, andHouse cleaning 2.+ simply
crashes the system.
Please note that I ha%e tried running agging . to 34 these
problems, but to noa%ail. 5hat can I do6
Sd78Desperate
D9*( D9SP9(*T9,
-irst, :eep in mind, !oyfriend .# is an 9ntertainment Pac:age,
while Husband $.# isan operating system.
Please enter command; ithoughtyoulo%edme.html and try to
download Tears +.2and do not forget to install the Guilt .# update.
If that application wor:s asdesigned, Husband $.# should then
automatically run the applications >T under any circumstances
install ?other8In8aw $.# @it runs a %irus in the bac:ground that
will e%entually seiAe control of allyour system resources.B
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the !oyfriend
.#C program. These areunsupported applications and will crash
Husband $.#.
In summary, Husband $.# is a great program, but it does ha%e
limited memory andcannot learn new applications uic:ly. Eou might
consider buying additional softwareto impro%e memory and
performance. 5e recommend /oo:ing .# and Hot ingerie=.=.
Good uc: !abeF Tech Support
