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: a clue ..,nt rape put on hold bdon ws editor

1zeman police department placed the rape case of State ~rudent in an inactive file.

tltng tO Bozeman police detective Darcy Dahle, the sexual assault during a parry ar the Lambda in· on Oct. 28 was declared macnve because the • failed to find any new leads :ruall\' one of those things rhar 1s pendmg new lhle said. "In other words it's nor completely :I. bur it is mactive for the rime being." twould not comment on any of the happenings 10

lly to say that it cannot be further carried out .uspects or \\ itnesses are foW1d. ~s nor an\' real cur and dried black and white or cases iike these," Dahle said. "The details of

1r dictate what 1s gomg ro happen, they're all e way we handle them. The case is just inactive."

~lice department also helps the victims by refer­o the \·in1m witness program. Gloria Edwards, ess assistance coordinator, said her program

1cnms with legal aspect of the case. nice' that I provide arc dunng regular office \ ards said. "I explain how the court process

\'hat will happen next as far as the legal system." ls said m an inactive case like the MSU student's, respons1bilmes. Even though the police will no

sue the case, Edwards still tries to help rape

I rvices are not limited to just if there is an actual ·se," Edwards said. "I can also help receive crime 1pensat1on or apply for that. Thar is a fund that

1• ered through the board of crime control. That Jeff Gee prepares a Christmas tree at Owenhouse Ace Hardware. pay all medical expenses and counseling for

> icrims of violent crime."

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ium under way Mandatory bicycle sticlters proposed

g to Chuck the idea of has grown to ns ..:omplcx. y include

indoor playing fields which would increase the use of the use of the stadium to better serve the community.

Allen y arnell, vice provost for student affairs, said the needs of the community will be looked at before the compls::x is built.

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Parking places, repeat offenses and impoW1ding.

Sound like parking violauons? Well it is, but this time for your bike.

Stolen or 1Llegally parked bikes may soon have a new identificauon system .• ow strictly in the planning stages, both ASMSU and the Admm-1strauve Review Task Force arc mak­ing recommendanons ro control bike traffic on campus.

"There are a Jot of violations hap­pening here," said Brad Dubeau, the vice president of A SM SU. "We need to get the bikes in rhe racks ."

The need for a new system arrives from the muJnple infractions o n cam­pus. Bikes that arc locked to trees anJ railings, and people riding when only walking is permitted on the mall are causing safety problems for pedestri­ans . Both committees feel the answer to this problem is identification.

"They need ro figure our who owns which bike," Dubeau said.

One of the ways of achievmg this will be through mandatory stickers

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for each bike These stickers ''ill be similar to the ones useJ for vehicles In fact, Dubeau said the process will be similar to registering your car with the Campus Police.

ASMSU representanves hope the fee will nor be prohibtrivc to stu­dents, and therefore recommended a small amount.

"I would say approximately five dollars," Dubeau stated .

Also, students who pay for parkrng decals would nor haYe ro purchase another for rhe1r bikes.

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Heather Femquisr assisrs students from Wilson Elementary School.

discussion going on and a kind of needs assessment trying ro determine what \Vould benefit the MSU community, Bozeman community, Gallatin County, rhe state and the different groups that would have piece of the facility," Yarnell said. "'We're raking a look at the best investment for our commw1ity."

Y arndl also said the idea of a new stadium has undergone some changes from the original ideas for the project.

"What's happened here is an evolution from the original concept which was a straight stadium used only 6 times a year," Yarnell said. "The idea has become a multipurpose facility which the entire community can use and our students can benefit from"'

According to Lindernenn, the athletics department wanrs tbe ne\il sr.idium to serve the needs of others as well. As a

Allen Yarnell vice provost of student affairs

"There's a lot of discus­sion going on and a kind of needs assessment trying to determine what would ben­efit the MSU community, Bozeman community, Gallatin County, the state and the different groups that would have piece of the fa­cility. We're taking a look at the best investment for our community."

result, Lindemenn is currently meeting wirh members of the community and on campus groups.

de-velop a projecr: that can be inclusive and meet rhe needs of as many as possible."

"We're meeting with groups both oo and off campus ro gee an idea of what a broader set of needs are than just ours here at arhlcrics;' Lindemenn said. "We're trying ro see if we can

Bob Lashaway, director of Facilirv Savices said there are many ideas as to how rhe stadium cm pro\•ide for every­one. HO\vever, ir 1s imporrant t0 be realisnc

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Sticlters fromp

These deliberations are onlY in t planning stages. According tO ·Larq Baker, assistam to the dean of eduq and health and human development task force ts considering all r:ypes of problems at the requesr: of Robert ,·ice president for admimstration an finance. But at tlus point, there ha no recommendations .

''Once these discussions and a~ menrs are made, they ,,·jlJ be forwai the vice president md thus ro the p for either concurrence or denial," B • said.

Currently, if a bike is found pai illegally, the Jock will be cut, if post and the bicycle impounded. Whe smdenr goes ro pick up a bike he o must pay a $10 impound fee and '\l required ro register the bike on thct base. Students may either pay or a their ticket. Lock damages are not bursed.

Only a voluntary system of bic registration exists, mostly ro rrack V bikes. Srudems can register their I with a database and receJ\'e and id• tion decal. Lr. Merv Gunderson of Campus Police, explained thar the was put int0 place as a courtesy to srudents. He believes mandawrr 1

would be beneficial. "I think that ir would be a goo1

he stared. "Thar way we could at I 1

srolen bicycles."

"We're thinking in rerms of conceprs, and at this stage in planning, you haYe to ha,·e rour thoughts open ro a real wide range of possibilities, and at some point fairly early in the process, you have to gt~t down to \Vhat is pos,~ible and what is real," L,tshaway said. ~e haven't gotten there yet, so at this poim everything is still a possibility. Now ir's not thac were saying were going to do something huge that it takes a Seattle-like population base co support."

at the revenue srrea bring t0 a project an defined largely by w services you provide them."

Lashaway said ir mav not seem like deal has been accom lot has been done.

"'What Chuck h mken a project that fairlv narrow f<X.-us 'Let's rcallv take a I if we can broaden and crearc an achiev project,' " Lashaway ;<Whereas I think th concept due to its focus would have cult to accomplish."

According to Lindemenn, it may be quite a while before the first game is played or pass is tl1rown in the new stadium.

However, Yarnell said nothing has been decided upon as of yet.

"We're nowhere near a construction process," Lindemeno said. ''We're not even into a planning process. Right now we're in a discussion process. We 're re all) not e\ en imo fundmg yet, the l>imple reason 1.S thac \'OU ha\ e to look

Lashawav also preliminary planni well.

"'Chuck mer w1 university planning explained the dim: project is takmg," said. ''We're on a g step l.D a fairly len but I think "\.Ven: on t track."

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Campus Police Report -<ber 5 A student reported that her the driver. ent reported a pair of vehicle was hit while parked in Employee reported a water leak ng from his locker at the South Fieldhouse lot. Un- in Cobleigh H all. Officer re-

I assist for a student ;i on a patch of ice on . t. She was transported n Deaconess Hospital ans. •ployee reported van-1 lab at Leon Johnson. J sogarion. males were found roller the tenms courts. Of­d them to leave.

·tber 6 :le student twisted her walking down the stairs She was checked by

erom Student Health. t student reported ha­me calls. Under inves-

.ckpacks were reported e was taken from Reid e other from Gaines

responded to a non­ienr on SouthSeventh.

loyee reported a bal­as srolen from Cooley

·r invesoganon. s responded to a ve­re m front of South ozeman Fire and Police . <led.

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der investigation. sponded and found !ors of water There was a complaint of a but no major damage.

vehicle honking its horn in Family Officers responded ro noise Housing. Complainant stares this complaints in Family H ousing. happens frequently. Vehicle was A male suspect was arrested gone on arrival. for possession of dangerous

A student reported that some- drugs, possession wirh intent to

one damaged the roof of his ve- sell and possession of drug para­hicle by walking on it. Under phernalia. investigation. December 10

A student was arrested on a A non-injury accident at bad check warrant. Cleveland and South 11th due ro

A reported theft of a book and icv roads. sropwatch from the MSU Book- · A student reported her vehicle srore. The items were recovered. was struck while parked on South

A srudent reported he lost Seventh. Under investigation. his wallet in Wilson H all. A student reported her vehicle

A report of suspicious people was srolen from Family Housing. by Linfield. Individuals were The vehicle was recovered in gone on arrival on officers ar- Hardin. rival. December 11

December 8 A report of the theft of ser-A non-injury accident on vices on long distance phone calls.

South 11th involving three ve- This is under investigation. hides. An officer responded to a d1s-

A vehicle struck an MSU park- orderly conduct call in Family ing sign and left the scene. Under Housing. Suspect was gone on investigation. arri \'al.

December 9 A studenc reported his ve-An officer found a root kit h1cle was struck while parked in

while on foor patrol. the South Fieldhouse lot. Case is Officers responded ro a report under investigation .

of a vehicle in a ditch behind North An employee reported van-Hedges. Contact was made with dalism at Robert Hall.

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Shakespeare ':\ la Carte Part III presented by the MSU media and theatre arts department will be shown at 7 p.m. Dec. 18 in the Strand Union Theatre. The cost is $2 or free with season pass.

Montana Gerontology Society would like to an­nounce the availability of a $1,000 scholarship to all cli- -gibleMGS student members. Applications can be obtained by contacting Dr. Katina Mendis at (406) 657-2272. The deadline for all applica­tion submissions is Jan. l.

Roberta Holloway's the­sis exhibition will be on d is­play through Jan. 4 at the Haynes Fine Ans Gallery. An opening reception will be held from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Dec. 18. The H aynes Fine Arts Gallery is located o n the second floor of Haynes Hall.

ASMSU Day Care invites all children of student par­ents to attend a Christmas

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4 Letters Exponent gets comments

To the editor, I am a srudcnt at MSU-Bill­

ings, but I frequently stop at \'Our campus and ha\'e had the opporru­nity to pKk up the E-.:po11e11t sev­eral nmcs. I haYc two comments.

I was delighted to pick up last weeks E>:ponmt and sec the article and pictures of pets from the Bozeman Animal Shelter I had hoped to see new pets and sranso­cal reports each week. For some­one looking for a lonng pet, this is ccrr.;inly a worthwhile cause. Bozeman 's animal shelter 1s one of rhe few, if not the 0 LY shelter m the US. that has a no-kill policy. This is truly a humane idea, one that other shelters would prob­ably follow if Bozeman shows it can work. In order for them to make it work, howe\'er, they need the support of the entire commu­nlt:y. Keep up your good work in supporting the shelter, and help them and your community b) be­ing responsible pet owner~ - spay or neuter your animals .

The other comment 1s that I'\'e noticed whenever the new Exponents are dropped off ar the graduate housing buildings and dorms, the old, unread issues are dropped into the garbage. Add­ing up all the issues thro\\n our in all the housing areas must consti­tute to a great deal of waste Please · the campus should be a maior contributor to the recycling ef­fort. Rather than throw the old issues away, can't they be col­lected and recycled? HO\.\ about

recycling bins in each and c\'ery housing area lobby so that we can all be a little more en\'ironmen­ralh conscious'

·Linda Davenport MSU-Billings student

Economics lesson shared

To the editor, I recently read Tawna

Mitchell's article "Tip 15% or tay Home," in the E-.:ponmr and 1t inspired me to\\ rite a shore story. Please allow me to share it with fellow Exponent readers

Dale E. Bread, a Foods and umnon maior at MSU worked

part time at a local restaurant. Dale reprcscnc a typical restau­rant worker. He earned mmi­mum wage + tips (which a\·er­aged 8% of his total sales). He routinely waited on 5 rabies that were occupied by four people during any g1\'cn hour. The aver· age customer spenc s~ 50 for a burger, fncs and a pop. This means he was responsible for $30 per cable every hour or $150 per hour. Thus he brought 111 $12.00 per hour in the form ~of rip . Since he performed cleaning and cash­ier duties in addinon to sen mg food, Dale shared the nps with one person - the cook. This made 1t so Dale earned S 10.25 per hour ($6 + $4.25). Sure Dale had to clean up messes and deal '' ith drunks, but he also had customers like Bill Demahome, who ''as courteous and npped well

Bill Demahome, a CET ma-

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JOr at MSU, represents a typical construction worker. Bill worked in all kinds of weather, his hands were ah\ ays full of fiberglass and wood splinters, and he had to walk on steep rootS at least twice a week. (Nor the best work cond1-nons, bur Bill's realistic \"iC\\ of life: sho" ed him that all iobs ha,·c good and bad aspects). Bill earned S9 an hour and could add up all of his nps (It's a nice round figure- 0).

Ar the ume these two were working through school, Ta\\ na M., a narrow-minded English L1r major (whom I should point our had no background in economic ) nouced that Dale had to scrape gum off a table top and felt sorry for him. She immediately pro­posed the "Tip 15% or Stay Home," bill to aid Dale in his plight. The bill was promptly enacted.

Dale E Bread" as happy" 1th his ne\\ wage of $15.50 an hour which greatly exceeded the market value of his work. Under the new ordinance, Bill Demahome, who till earned $9 an hour decided he

could no longer afford to car at his favorite restauranr. He and others like him sullenly decided they had no choice bur to Sta\' home to save money This action left Dale with less income from nps than he had before the bill. He was forced to look for another job.

What went wrong? Whv were people so upset? W~ll, it all goe back to Tawna M . who had no grasp of ho\\ markets work to allocate funds for goods and ser­vices You sec, the town's resi­dents naturally decided that 8% was the appropriate rate for tip­ping This helped maximize the purchase of food at Dale's restau­rant. With the new tip rate ordi­nance in effect, people decided that the pnce of eating our'' a n 't worth frequenting the restaurant where Dale worked.

What if Tawna had taken a seep back and looked at the big

picture? Would she still have real­ized that the marker system in­sures that workers of similar skill le,·els earn similar wages' Could she have also realized that some people don't even know what it's like to get a np' Or that wait persons should feel fortunate co· get rips rather than to expect them?

Let's hope Tawna corrects her 1diosyncrar1c misconceptions about the business world and learns to \"!cw s1tuauons from a broader, more realistJC viewpoint.

Ehren Wells Former Student

Dance squad says thank you

To the editor, As a member of the Montana

State UniYcrsity Cat Dance Squad, I would like to cake a moment to recogmze all those who ha,·e shown us upport as w:: prepare for the N arional Uni,·crsal Dance Assoc1aoon comperinon in Or­lando, FL. Having to opportu­nity co compete on a nanonal level 1 exhilarating, but it would not be po s1ble without the help of area busine , MSU faculty 'student support, and various donaoons.

Communit\' efforts on our behalf ha\'e bee~ outstanding. In fat, in only a few weeks, the dance and cheer squads were able to rai e approximately 10,000. This money has secured our place at the compention and we are now con­centrating on the rema1mng ex­penses However, we arc not dis­couraged With so much encour­agement from the public, and an enormous amount of team dedica­tion, there is no doubt that we will meet our goals.

To be worthy of the attention we ha\'c recci\'ccl, all quad mem­bers will sustain fundraising ef­forts and connnue to train for the

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that I will miss him next I realize that your wo ceived a lot of cnon m course of the semester, realize, from working my high school ncwsp commitment that it r in\'oh-ed \\Ith a newsp consistent basis. I ha\'e writing expand OYer the while you\·e written for nwt (I should also a shghtlv biased .1s we are I ~ ish you best of luc school and no less than life. Finally, I would lik. an\'one wh·o has offered o(Ken, tr\' a month in of a reporter Deal with pres ures th.u arc plac and consider ho\\ much could ha\·e done If behe\'C you could sur efforts, I;d challenge yo up a pen and actually ir newspaper--<ons1srentl the remarks tow ards Ke has told me that after and pay for " ming 1s Ken probably makes 1 an hour But don't l t

courage you, dear re.1 applying for the 1ob. you'll do gre.1t

Orrin Libolt Sophomore Nursing

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1nl< before you buy bris :Dlumnist

we prepare to break for the holidays, I would like to leave you with t found in the newspaper the past week or so. Cappy Holidays Barbie" is the hot item this season. Nationwide, :ly 24,000 people put their name on a waiting list to purchase one of Some lucky people purchased the soon-to-be collector's items at a

· fS27-32; now they can getMatte/ilittlemoneymakerfor $100-200. rbes magazine recently explained the annual income a person needs

mablc. The formula goes something like this: take your age, multiply : nd put three zeros on the end of that number. As an example, let's !a is 31. Multiply her age by four to get 124. Add three zeros to amve '. Obviously, Sall)' Sota rerurncd to college because she wasn ' c earning iable S 124,000 a year. is week Catholic Social Services reported the organization provided

IC with life's basic necessities during the past two years despite a strong 1t inally, editorials called Rev. Curtis Gatewood "Scrooge" because he ·.eration: Boycott Santa Claus." Rush Limbaugh wasted no time

the band wagon and booed Gatewood on his radio talk show. • 1, despite the fact that Happy Holiday Barbies were page one news

n: Boycott Santa Claus was page two news, Pll think I'll side with The Baptist minister and president of the Durham, N.C. chapter of is asking parents to give their children the best possible Christmas c. Gatewood believes African-Americans would serve their children

, ning less under the tree and more into the bank. Money market ti pay for a college education. Happy Holidays Barbie just doesn't ~e when you remove her wrapping and play with her in the sandbox . .!Opie are going to spend $300, $400 on Christmas presents even if

1ln'teven have health insurancc,"Gacewoodsaid. "Once Santa retreats 'b Pole, they're not going co have Santa Claus permission to go the ')"re going to ask for your insurance card." IS man in no Grinch whose heart is too small or shoes are coo tight.

1 1 a man with a very big heart, and that big heart tells him our society's l 1t of whack. It's no wonder Furhes magazine says we need so much n: comfortable. Look at the values we learn. On Christmas, Santa I us toys, toys, and more toys. Our aunts, uncles, and grandparents "opes filled with cold, hard cash. On December 26 when we've barely !~yesterday's new stuff, we're off the mall. We spend the contents of 1 .:s on even more new stuff.

eally wish Pd put that money I spent on my Magic Eight Ball into a 1runt. I could sure use help paying next semester's tuition bill, but the '"" Ball can't tell me where I'm going to find the money. i can never find life's answers in toys or material possessions, so don't .bes magazine. The only thing certain about the future is that some I 't have one. If you have a balanced diet, the very basic clothes needed 1 n and healthy, and a warm, dry place to sleep (one that doesn't say I hood) you have CPtrything you need. You are already far ahead of ll• in this world. You may not have everything you want, but you do ir .ing you need. Beer, skis, evening gowns, stereos, televisions, and

rs are all the proverbial icing on the cake. 1ink. realizing the difference between need and want is really what

.'14oycott Santa Claus is about. Don't go buying what you wane if you ltmar you need. Furthermore, we should challenge ourselves right here 1 you have everything you need and some things you want, it's time Jfhose who really do need. Before you buy a new sweater, count how ~ Jld swearers you currently own. Then ask yourself: "Do I really need

or do_ I just want this sweater?"Before you buy Christmas presents, meeong. Ask yourselves, "Do we really need these things, or do we

:se things?" ! :Ore you shop for Christmas dihner, ask each other "Do we really need ILiham, and stuffing, and gravy, and yams, and pie, and cookies, and irom, and more cookies? Is a fancy dinner just something we want?" • allcngc yourself even further- don't rationalize.

n't buy the new sweater because you'll donate an old one to Sah•ation •l'>the new sweater and give it to someone who really needs it.

on't buy your children new toys because the old ones are looking a t the money away for their college tuition. If you fall into Forbes'

zones, give the money co a scholarship fund for low-income students. lll't buy yourself the Christmas dinner with all the trimmings and say "'~your also buying a can ~f creamed corn for the food bank. Have ·ia Chmtmas dinner. Ear nee and beans for Christmas. The money

go co the food bank. Whether you believe or not- but especially if usmg.~e Chmtmas story as an example for celebraang the holidays. . willing to give up a heavenly existence to lead a human lLfc, we

little If that same someone lacer gave up his human life so all could ltnly c:uscencc, we can give up a lot. nether you perceive Christmas as a cute little story, a beautifi.il or a tenet of your faith, it's a 2,000-ycar-old idea whose time has

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Capitalism conquers holiday season Mike Horgan Exponent columnist

'Tis the season ro be jolly, be­cause we know we couldn't do it all year long. There is nothing wrong with giving gifts, but there is some­thing wrong with Christmas. I feel sorry for the followers of Chnscian­ity because they have been duped like little kids who believe in Santa Claus. Under the guise of "a good Puritan work ethic," capitalists have stolen and hopelessly tarnished ev­ery single marketable Christian holi­day. If t here is an angle, some grecnback-grubbing-grinch will find it and exploit it.

I admit I don' t believe in Chris­tianity (or religion in general, for that matter) but fret nor, worship­pers of God. This column 1s for the materialists, not the humble and introspective followers of Jes us Christ. If you are a religious be­liever and I offend you, don't hare me, just forgive me. If you arc an offended capitalise, sue me. Both of you deserve what's coming.

It almost seems as though hu­man beings instinctively know that capitalism is wrong. The Christian Church, although they practice it to some extent, know it's wrong and preach against it. Jesus asked us co give everything and follow Him. The media may question the value of capitalism, but they love it none­theless. Anyhow, the preachers and reporters really start pounding their pulpits and papers around Chnsr­mas, begging us to be nice (and give up some of chat money char we were taught to love).

Mose sane people agree with the ideals of Christmas, but I find 1c incredibly annoying that they all boil down co one day out of the year. We even wair as long as we possibly can to gee ic over with. Christian historians will tell a dif­ferent tale of why Christmas hap­pens when it does, bur I know chat it's because mankind (not "human­kind") loves co procrastinate. We'd probably wait until December 3 lsc to have Christmas, but we love a parry even more than we love co put things off. Let's face it, rounding off the year with a bottle in one hand and a babe in the other beats the pants off listening to Tiny Tim say, "God bless us everyone" for the twentieth time.

The ideals of capitalism and Christmas are at odds, just as the opposing arguments of our societal conscience. We love to be greedy bur that greed makes us feel guilty. To dissuade our guilt, we buy ev­erybody something, like a divorced farher apologizing for dragging his kids through hell. I don't mind giving presents, but I hare having to cover all my bases in one day. The capitalists know we can't afford to be that nice all at once, so they give us credit cards, telling us that they'll cover the cost until we're ready to pay for it all.

Noc only do I have co buy pre­sents for everyone I know, I have co provide for society ac large. Every­body wanes somerhrng from me. Well, 1f I didn't have to buy all my friends and family gifts, then maybe I could afford to give the fake Santa in front of Albertson's some money. Even panhandlers need a vacation, I guess. I hope my mail-female (nor

" mail-person") doesn't expect a tip either. She pledged to bring me my mail 111 a11y conditions, so she can keep her hand in her own pocket. To be honest, I'm only gcmng gifts for people who are giving me some­chrng, and I am not talking about Federal Express.

I can't even really afford to g1\'e gifts co all my friends and familr, but hey, that's what make-believe money is for (JUSt ask Congress) . Anyway, I'll eventually fold under the pressure and buy people thin~s and go broke. New Year's Day couldn't have been better planned About a week after we all spend cc,o much money and realize that we don't know where the credit card payments are going co come from, we can all drown in a bottle and hope chat '96 will be better. We all get a final chance to make stupid promises chat we know we won't ke('p, and then we start the justifica­tion.

We cell ourselves that all the stress and financial hardship was worth 1r. Cold people goc those coats chat they really wanted, and you got that new car stereo that you really needed, and at lease for one day the world was blind to all things bad. Duped again. You honestly wish rhac 1t could be like chat everr­day, but there arc a couple of things chat have to happen first. You really need co kill chat hangover so you can punch-in tomorrow; you've got bills to pay. The ideals of"us" gee swamped by the things for "me" and we won't remember what's re­ally gorng on until we hear that damn surrogate beggar in front of the supermarket again. Happy holi­days.

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Christy Newton Nursing Junior "I think that we should try to solve our problems at home, but if they are there, we need to support them back home."

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Features 7 slvatlon Armv rings In the Christmas season

Temperatures in Bozeman are expected to dip as the holi­days near.

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see him standing in the doorway favorite grocery store

.....:::; knows you have pocket change. r no escape. l appens each holiday season. e with a friendly smile and a

iand will inevitably melt the ice ur heart and wallet as you er another fistful of :o the Salvanon Army ~er.

~Y vear between Nov. t)e~. 22, the Salvation Army

bell ringers in the doorways · across the country. The local of the Sal\'ation Army has eight in total Van's IGA, Safeway,

- \ValMart, Burrrey's, the Federal - ~ and Me and Dad's in Belgrade

ell ringers greeting gue~ts at the IQrS.

t0rdmg to Ron Forsness, the kettle tor for the Bozeman Salnnon the amount brought in at each 'anes remarkabh· from da\ to !oweyer, he said', the \ValMart i:ms robe: the most popular dona­>t , the highest tratlic location," he ·d

ozeman, most bell ringers are 1rough ,l temporan· age~c: and their work. Wh1k a handful of

ers are \'Olunteers, most are actual ':C5.

ordmg to Forsness, the Salvation a~ gone through 40 paid employ-

ees already, with three weeks remaining in the season. In order to keep all eight stations running, 10 employees are needed each day.

Although there are a few students cur­rently working as bell ringers, Forsness s_a1d additional student help would be a hfe-saver.

"What I would like to see is if some of the clubs on campus would

do volunteer bell ringing," he said. "That would be great."

Keith Patrick is a bell ringer who has been stationed at Safeway since Nov. 21. According to Patrick, the job

has been rewarding so far. "I get a real sense of satisfac­

tion of being able to see people think of other people at the holiday

season and help by purring money m," Patrick said. "It's actually helping them because they're gl\'lng and they're being blessed, and then they're helping by pro­,·iding food or toys for need: families here in the Bozeman area.''

:\JI the mone\' raised bv the local kettle cre\\·s stays In the Gallatin ,. alle) to help with a variety of social service projects The Salvanon Army gl\'es assistance to people struggling ro pay for rent, gas, unlines or necessary rra\·el. In addition, the group puts together holiday food baskets for needy families.

According to P.unck, there 1s no real d1snncnon between the amount given b\ men or women or tlut given b\ people of dJfferent ages. In addmon, he ~aid, dona­tions 'ary from pocket ch.rnge to S20 bills to actual checks.

"There reall} i~n 't an) ,l\ erage," he

said. "Some people put in change, some people put in bills. All different denomina­tions go in there."

Because Montana State students are likely to be found wandering the aisles of local stores, many come across the bell ringers on a regular basis.

Accorrung to Nick Barnam, a junior in civil engineering, he tries to donate when he can.

"I used to occas10nally empty out some of the pocket change," he said. "If I had a

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Mike Ne1bauer, Salvation Army volunteer, opens the post office door for dona tor Brooke Svendsen.

Some heartwarming stories of the generosity shown by local residents should be enough to warm your heart.

According to Keith Patrick, the bell ringer sta­tioned in front of the Bozeman Safeway, he has witnessed sev­eral acts of exceptional gemr­osity so far this season.

"Agentleman uime by a11d said, 'Ill be out in a minute,'" Patrick explained. "He came out in a tittle bit with a $10 bill and he said, 'I found this $10 hilt out here in the park­ing lot a 1veek ago and I turned it in and nobody claimed it. It's not mine and I want to help others 1i•ith it.' So he put it the kettle."

Other tales of giving have left Patrick n1ith a positive imp1·mion about people's desire to hrlp their ftllo1v human be­mgs.

"Another interesting story is a lady and a small girl ... came a1Jd put some mone,v in and I tbozwbt tbe_v looked espe­cial£v plea.red to be donating," Patrick said. "Later in the day, my wife a11d I wc1·e shop­pm._IJ at WalMart and the same lfldv ll'as a checker there."

· Pat1·ick asked the ll'Oman if she was the .rame 011e who had donated at Ins station earlier. The woman replied that she

See Joy, page 8

dents step into the spotlight for Shaltespeare's greatest hits

pholo by Nathan Ho'Nattl

tz and Cam Grierson perform a scene from Shakespeare's immortal classic Twelfth

Jessica McDonald Exponent m.111.1g111g editor

One thcatt:r cla~s final reall) put~ stu­dents on the spot-the spotlight, that 1~.

The media and theater arts department \\ 111 present Sl11tkespeare a' la Carte. Pan II I, a11 EJ>enmg of Shakespcarea11 Scrnes. The e,·cnt \\ill showca~e the talents of Montana State acnng students from the class MT A 374, Acung 111 Shakespeare The performance \\ill be counted as rhc final exam.

The ~tudents enrolled in the class spent the semester studying Shakespeare's son­nets, monologues and play scenes, pnma· rily from T:Pe/fth Ntgbt

"We worked extensively on delivery, the meaning of the words and iambic pen­tameter," said Michael Harrett, a senior 1n the clas~.

MT A 374 1s a flexible topic class A number of students expressed an interest in

studying Shakespeare's works for an entire semester, and the department responded by offering the class.

Joel Jahnke, professor of the class, said the course has been a success, both in the

number of students in,·oh-ed ,rnd the qu.1hn of rhc pcrfornunccs

"There\ been unbcl1nablc progress 111

the cl.1~s," J .lhnke said. ".\ lost ot the stu­dent~ lu,·c nner done .111\ Shakcspc.lre be fore The)\ c all come miles since ~cptem bcr"

Bur sc\ cral ol rhe srudents said pcrform-111g 5h.1kespcare c.111 be tough.

"l he langu.lge 1s d1tfo.ult," s,ud Lrnr,l Hopk1mon, ~ JU~1or in the class "Ir\ h.ud m make people krnrn wh:it ,·ou're expres~-1ng,,

Accordmg to Hopk111son, rhe first step 1n overcoming the language 1s to t.lke rhc \\·orks apart .rnd to analyze each sentence mdn idualh.

"Look them [ rhe words] up," Hopkmson said. "If you knO\\ 1\ hat the \\ ords me.m, it's e.ls1cr ro commun1cate-vou can use an action or body position to communic,uc to somebody ''

Members of the class voted on \\ h1ch sonners and sohloqu1es to perform during the showcase.

"We picked the best scenes," Harrett said.

Sec Shakespeare, page 8

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Rings _____ from page 7 lot, I'd gi,·e some of the pocket Armv or some other donation change; if I didn't have much, that'~ been going for a long I'd just give it all." time, then yeah, I think you

Some studen ts felt bad giv- should part with it," Barnam ing anything under 50 cents. said. "Otherwise, there arc a lot Others felt even more guilty of people that arc strapped for \ralking by without giving any- cash ." thing. Michelle Schmitz, a se- According to Patrick. the n.ior in mechanical engineering, old cliche still holds true: 'tis sa.id the plight of the common better to give than to receive. college student is often a factor "I think it's important for affecting generosity. people to take care of the needs

"I don't usually ha\'C am· of their fellow man," he said moncv," Schmitz sa.id. · "\Ve haYe a very prosperous

A~cording to Barnam, how- country, and I think it's impor­c\·er, dropping change in the big rant that \\ e don't depend just red kettles is a good idea overall. on the go\'t:rnmenr or other

"If you've got money that agencies, but we as indi\ iduals you can part with and you know can help to take care of the that it's going ro like SalYation needs of others."

Joy _______ from page 7 JPas. and that tt bad been tlH first time she had e11er donated to the Sa/pa ti on Arnn•.

"She said: )p/Jcn tbe g0Pe1'11-

mcnt shut do1v11 because of this bud­get ffisis, my /ms band, who's 11 Pct­cran, did11 't get his cbeck thntmo11th. Thnt meant JP.: couldn't p«;v ottr rent.' "

Despemte, the 1J'omm1 called the Salvation An ny, who gaJ>e bcr the money to pay her rrnt for the month. The ll'oma11 J1>asgratef11l to the Sal­l'atio11 A1·my for helping her f«m ily to make e11ds m eet.

According to Patrick, you can llC'J'er tell who JPill be 11mc1·ous this ti111c ofyca1-. ~

"There arc n lot of college stu -dmts rh«t do [gil'e money]. a lot of high school age, all agcs-old,you11g," he said. "One thing tba t smprises 111e is t/Jflt you really rn11 'r predict 11'ho s going to gii>e. Sometimes you t/Ji11k someone you k11ow is 1·eally nligious might g il'c a lot 1111d they may not gi11c anything. O thers arc carrying out nothing but sL1: packs of beer under their anus 1111d they i·e sticking a dollar bill i11."

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Harmara is a research profes­sor m the b10logy deparrment at Montana State\\ ho has been srudy­ing b.lld eagles for 22 'cars Of those years, 16 haYe been spent studying bald eagles in the Greater Yellowstone area.

The presentation "as ~pon­sored by Big Sky Wildcare, an or­garnzarion de\·oted to rehabilitat­ing and relcasmg raptor\ Geise said that although people in the Bozeman area had been working to

rehabilitate birds of prey s111ce the mid- l 980s, Big Sk\· Wildcarc was not established uncl 1991.

Harmata began the presenta­tion bv noting that in 1978, bald eagles ~\'ere cl~sified as endangered animals, based on rhe effects of the pesticide DDT. DDT in the food cha.in is concentrated as fish con­sume microorganisms which ha\·e DDT in them, and then eagles consume these contamina ted fish.

DDT affern bald eagles by causing their eggshells to be thin­ner than normal, which results in crushed eggs as the birds attempt to incubate them. The thinness of

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the eggshells also can make it more difficult for oxygen and carbon di­oxide to be exchanged through the eggshells, and the young eagles die in their eggs.

The banning of DDT in the United States (although it i still exported for use in many develop­ing countries) and increased con­cern and educ:ition about the plight of our nation's symbol, as well as stiff penalties for persons convicted of killing or harming a bald eagle haYe resulted in an increase in the numberofbaJdeaglcs in the United Scates.

H armata and his assistants have beensmdying birds from three sub­populations in this ecosystem. They

attach colored bands to d legs which arc coded to which sub-population th1 from

Harmata discussed med1ods which he and his assistants had med in ordc rure Ji,·e bald eagles wh1 then banded and had a rad mitter attached to their b; said the radio rransmittc solar-powered and were n:main attached to the about five to six years.

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Before the Rain looks into the storm of war

E~·" nf this year's Academy 1inces for Best Foreign im:ll1, Strairberry and nd Eat. Drink, Afan,

1d the winner ( B1m1t fry \'e been shown in the

•\' the Bozeman Film Cfori: the Rain, the fifth '{)minee to arri,·c, ma\' t of this considerabl}· 1p m. rhe debut of d1rec­MancheYski , examines

m h\'es and landscapes pk ''ho populate the ounramous terrain of declared republic of in rhe formerYugosla-

uisitcly photographed imagmed mone intcr­e lm·e stones to create orrrait of the real ll\·cs ace of war. The film is

rucrured in a tnpt:ych, le circular Pulp Fiction.

a Macedonian monas-

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rery, where a young girl has taken refuge. Pursued by gunmen, we witness the tragic consequences The second sequence rakes place m London, where a picture editor Ill a photo agency must deal with the reappearance of her ex-Jover, a Macedonian photographer. And, finally, we tra\·cl with the photog­rapher back to his homeland of Macedonia, where he has not been for 15 years and\\ here he person­ally experiences the changes and dins1ons char ha,·e occurred in his homeland

A simple synopsis doesn't do 1usuce to the enormous mrncaq of this work. Manche\'ski has de,·el­opcd a masterful cnrique of blood hatred in personal and understand­able terms. As American troops embark upon Bosnia "to keep the peace," thts film will remind the viewer of the brutality and pam that communal conflicts pro,·oke and of the indindual liYcs forever changed.

Winner of the Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival, this film represents significant creativity at irs best.

from page 7 7 p.m. Monday in the Strand Union Theater. There is a $2 charge to all free to individuals without a season pass.

The semester has been used to prepare for Monday's perfor­mance.

"The scenes and monologues we've chosen are memorable ones," Jahnke added. "It's certainly worth the two bucks."

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is still fighting crime rwo years after the first movie rook place. We are forced to bclie\'e that bad guv, Robert G. Durant, who died in ·a helicopter crash is still aliYe and has just been in a coma for rwo vears V.'ith a sudden recov­O=This mo\'ie sucks!

l=Bonng. Try to catch it erv, he is back to his old \\'a\'S. · I ha,·c a few small problems

''1th the Durant character. For starters, the guy was m a helicop­ter crash and, yet, he has no scars or anything. · Then nw second problem with Durant 1s that he is

jor problem is that suddenly Darkman went from a skinny guy, Liam Neeson (who did an excellent performance in the ongmal), to Arnold Volsoo, a tall guy with a bad accent. If you ha\'e eYer seen the first Darkman then please do not rent this film Ir would rum your whole image ofDarkman. Darkma11 2 is just a re-hash of the same old tricks with almost rhc same plor. I really wish that directors would keep away from comic book sequels and try to come up \\'Jth original ~tor) Imes Be prepared because there will soon be another rc­lc.1sc sequel to Darh11a11 called Darkma11 3 Dze, Darkman, Du.' Other Larry Drake films

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MOVIE #1 Da1·kman 2: The &t11n1 of

D11ra11t (1994) 93 min. I nO\\ knm' wh\' Dm·kma11 2

did not ha\-e a theatrical release. Ir would ha,·e only laHcd a'' eek. This sequel to a 1:ealh spectacu­lar mo\'ic was a\\ asre of film and time for e\'Cf\'One inYoh·ed. Herc is how the story goes: Darkman

played by L1rr~ Drake Nm\, 1! .rny of you arc fan11har ''1th Drake, yo~1 will rcoll that he pla\·cd Lenn\. on LA Lnw Come on 1 After ''arching poor Lenny all tho\C years do \'OU rcallv rhmk \'Ou can bcJ1e\'C h;m as a Cr1111c bo~s?

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MOVIE #2 Candyman: Fare1vell to the

Flesh (1995) 99 min. Just sav h.is name fiye rimes

and he wiil appear. Candyman returns ill this sequel to rhe smash hir. Tony Todd repnses his role as the demented killer \I irh a hook for a hand. le all starts off wirh a professor in New Orleans g11·ing a lecture on Candvman. When he says his name five rimes 111 front of a mirror, we expecc rhe hook ac anytime. Bur ir rakes rhe Candyman awhile to arriYe 111 his hometown, New Orleans. Any­way, rhe professor is murdered and anorher man is framed for rhe murder. We then spend whar seems like ecernicy waiting co catch a glimpse of Candyman. Annie Tarrant is a school reacher whose father was killed by Candy man for

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CAST: Tony Todd, Timothy Carhart and\' cronica Camvnghr.

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ingham porter

most students will be Christmas break with

::! family, the MSU cheer · squads will be prepar­.:lves for the performance ·es. iontana State cheer and ds have made their hard

(off as both teams were o compete in the na­-:t next month. :teams have both quali­:ie national meet which :Id on Jan. 5-8, in Or­. The teams will be

According to Harrison they are finding it's difficult to prepare for the national meet, and still perform at Bobcat home games. They are also juggling classes, fi­nals, work and a possible social life.

Senior dance squad member Jenni Connor explained how hard it has been.

"We had practice until 10 o'clock at night," Connor said. "We had morning practices and Sundays."

"It's like a dream and you never think you'll ever go there," said Krisha Nyquist of the dance team, "and you try and we ranked [for nationals] and it was incred­ible. We are going. That is us now."

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gm Division I-AA, and vised Jan. 8, on ESPN.

s submitted tapes of •ous skills in October

elected to compete by d Dance Association

- d Cheer Association <es.

Members of the cheer and dance squads said they hope to do well, but they also want to have a good time.

"We're focusing on the team, to do the best we can," Connor said.

The Montana State dance squad works on a routine during a recent practice in Worthington Arena. The 'Cat Dancers and the Bobcat cheerleaders earned a berth in the NCAA Division I-AA National Competition in Orlando next month. The two teams will represent MSU for the first time at the national meet.

games. money will be funded by MSU. 20. s the fist time that ei­MSU cheer or dance

:ve made it to to the ·1eet. It is the first time ance team has submit-

According to Harrison the team believes participating in the meet will increase its credibility, and that students and fans will take the team more seriously than they have.

Members of the cheer and dance teams raised $10,000 to buy plane tickets by selling raffle tickets and other various fund rais­ers.

The cheer squad will be the only team competing from the Big Sky Conference. The dance team will be one of two Big Sky teams competing.

According to Mary Kay Mi­nor, the head coach for both teams, the squads still have a lot of practice ahead of them.

T hey will still be at the games, dancing and leading cheers to continue supporting students and faculty.

·farrison, a senior on the lflg squad, is excited that ; going to nationals. : happy to be the first," ;aid.

Terry Phelan, a member on the cheerleading team said he hopes that going to the nation­als meet will boost school spirit and get more people yelling at

There will be other fund rais­ers thoughout Christmas break including ones at the Holiday Stores Classic Basketball Tourna­ment, Dec. 29-30.

An undetermined amount of

The routines that will be per­formed at the meet by both the cheerleading and dance squads can be seen by students and fans during halftime at the men's 'Cat/ Griz' basketball game on Jan.

"It's an honor for us," Minor said. " It's like going to the Final Four."

·cs need to understand

pectives on "cism, fotthe

both the any future eExponent. editor of a

Ken Hedge Exponent spocts editor

aper and a writer of edirori-to receive a certain amount of the decisions I make and the

. I have no problem with d that people think and

from different stances than I :tmbrace those views as a

c diverse world in which everybody liked the Dallas preferred zone coverage over defense, we would all just be c same crowd. Who wants

there are those out there · ticism of the MSU foot­at t:Unes, too harsh. I

• ,to write opinions that

fail to take a stand on issues. I believe that if the football team won those two home games against Weber State and Eastern Washing­ton, it would have been a different sea­son for the Bobcats. They had the talent to

win, but didn't do so. I would have been a hypocrite to write anything else. If everybody on campus who felt as me took the ti.me to write their feelings on those two games, we would still be print­ing letters ro the editor on that subject.

This is not to say that the individual members of the football team are losers, though. I have never attacked anyone individually or attacked their characters to make myself feel better or smarter, as some letters to the editor seem to do. Many of the football players I know work hard at both their sport and their school­ing, and they deserve credit for this.

See Critics page 13

Bobcats' defense leads to win Craig Swanson Exponent interim sports editor

The Montana State women's basketball team built an early lead and held on for a 71-51 victory against W cs tern Montana last night in Bozeman.

Leading 18-13 with 9: 18 to play in the first half, the Lady 'Cats ( 5-4) built a big lead by holding the Bulldogs ( 4-4) scoreless for the next 4:06. During the stretch, Nichole Zikmund scored five points in a row to help MSU build a 26-13 lead with under six minutes to play.

Trailing 36-21, WMC fought hard to keep the game close. Tracy Harris hit six points early in the half and helped cut the Lady 'Cats' lead to 47-36 with 12: 16 left to play in regulation. However, MSU went on a 12-4 run over the next 5 :46 to put the game away, 58-40 .

While the Bobcats' defense kept WMC from scoring, the offense was unable to get much going. Shanna Smith said the team played a solid game, but can still improve on certain areas.

"We played well at times," Smith said. "J just think we lost a little intensity there when we really needed it."

Smith explained that offensively, the team seemed a little out of sync. "Offensively, we just have to get into the flow of things," Smith said. "We could have

put them away earlier, but overall, we played a good solid game fundamentally." The Lady 'Cats were led by Melissa Beil who played a strong game inside. She scored

18 points and pulled down 11 rebounds. Julie Brown had a good all around performance. She hit six field goals and scored 14 points on the night. Brown also grabbed 10 missed shots including seven offensive rebounds .

See Victory page 13

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Seerup is ace marksman after intramural archery competiti Lance Nussbaum Intramural reporter

Ir's not often that a basket­ball gym gets convened into an archery range. Howe,·er, on Wednesday night 32 archers converged on the North gym recreation facility .

Competing in four different categories (Release Aid, Sight, Bare Bow, and Primiti\'e) the archers zeroed in tO try and capture the Intramural Archery Championship Title. In the release aid category Josh Seerup recorded a perfect score of 300.

"This was the first rime I had sho t my bow in over four years," Seerup said. "Fortu­nately, once I sighted in, things fell into place."

Seerup has participated in past Intramural rournaments as well and felt that the competi­tion this year was very good.

"'After Rich (Wilkins) and Mart (Fisher) scored 294 and 292, I felt a little nervous," Seerup said, "but I like the pressure, it helps me focus .n

He acquired his skills by participating in archery leagues in junior high, and has de\•el­oped inro an archer of fine

repute. Ty Denning, affiliated with

Lambda Chi Alpha, posted a score of 272 to win the sight category.

He started a little slow, bur finished strong to pull ahead of John Thorn and John Georgio who cied at 264. Denning, a Montana nati\'e, is a junior in c1\'ll engineering and learned how ro shoot a bow for the sake of hunting.

The Bare Bow category, having six compeators, saw Chet Teske accumulate 218 points tO

rake rop honors. "I was a linle worried about

arrow penetration, but the targets slowed them down enough to avoid any damage," Teske said. "I had a good rime, and it feels good tO know that I won my division."

Teske hails from Battle Mountain, NeYada, and is currently enrolled in the Fish and Wildlife program. He's been shooting his bow for four years, and says he likes the challenge of bow hunting.

In the primitive category, Pat Driscoll, affiliated with the Pikes, secured a point total of 188. Although it's nor a 300, DnscoU's efforts were impressiYe considering most people in this

Yellow Beast, along wi Red Pepper were the choice for Rob Turner Swinehart, respecci\·ely

Both bows were of pound, fiberglass, ambi style and could barely arrO\\ t0 the target, let stick it into the bale of Nonetheless, the com was close m this carcg the rop five scores ran from 188 to 162.

Tina Bergam, the so ror in the women's di"\is" retained her champions · she went on ro shoot a 2 Sight Di"\ision.

-.1111~•-=:t category were trying t0 shoot • with bows similar t0 those

~ "1 was pleased with shoonng," Bergam said. good groupings. I only more women would en tourney; it would be nice some competiaon

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The Ladv 'Cars will knge a 74:53 loss at

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from page 11

Sheeban said. "We are going to go after it , and we just need to be mentally tough and play a prime time game."

MSU has played strong ream defense throughout the vear and will need to slow do,~11 Colorado's offense in order to bear them.

MSU will play Colorado next Friday, Dec. 22, at 6:00 p.m. in Wonrungton Arena. The Lady 'Cats will have a full week to prepare for Colorado and rake care of finals.

"'We are solid defensive team, I think we are as good as any," Sheehan said . "They (Colorado) are a greacshooting team, and if they are going to shoot that 50% they are used to it could be real rough for us.»

__ from page 11 i !he sports editor, it's my responsibility, as written in the

e book under the requirements of the position, to provide •opinions for the student population. Thankfully, nowhere

a > it say I have to please everyone. I would have a hard time

r the letters page in the Exponent so students who don't ., ve the opportunity ro voice their opinions in a more 11brmat, have a forum to do so. , terstand that people have a vast array of backgrounds and ·1 .ceive a vast array of responses concerning issues that get

~rltere have been quite a few letters that attack columnists i>r their opinions on whatever topics . All I can say about •1 is I hope that if their opinions reflect their true feelings, Jso reflect their true mentabties. thing to criticize an opinion and quite another to attack the

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