2020 Catalog · 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN Printed in Canada. ook great... Item# 0034 6 69 $4.49 CAN ACTURED IN CANADA There are some people in life that make you laugh ttle ttle. Item#

I wish I were a cat because

the fatter you are,

the more people like you...Item# 0197

29267 11138

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2

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“Your socks look great

with your loafers”...

Item# 0034

29267 11056

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9

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There are some people in life

that make you laugh

a little louder, smile a little

bigger and live just a littlebit better.

Item# 0479

29267 123118

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If you walk a mile in my shoes...

Item# 0459

29267 123057

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Unless you can be a unicorn...

Always be yourself.Item# 0013

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Let’s go somewhere...Item# 0006

29267 11088

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We are so hilarious.

I feel bad for the people...

Item# 0007

29267 11089

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To my children:

Never make fun of having to

help me with computer stuff...

Item# 0409

29267 122890

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Maybe it’s a good time

to start accepting yourself

the way you are...

Item# 0206

29267 11141

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2

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Note to self:YOU are AMAZING...

Item# 0257

29267 11152

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8

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Wishing your pets could talk

is fun until you remember...

Item# 0051

29267 11059

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0

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No one looks back on

their life and remembers...

Item# 0030

29267 11055

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Item# 0030

29267 11055

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I’m not 40...

Item# 0326

29267 118152

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It’s a great excuse for us to...

Thanks for being born.

Item# 0324

29267 118138

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What if I fall?

Oh, but my darling...

Item# 0192

29267 11160

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3

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2020 Catalog

2

$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50

All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideAge Birthday

70 isn’t old...

Item# 029329267 111556 9 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

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0293_70Tree-v4-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 8:55 AM

29267 225816 2

if you’re a tree.

Happy Birthday

4953US-0293

ABD/70 Tree

Every time a woman turns 40...Item# 0563


29267 16633 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

0563-was0450_Cougar-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 9:00 AM

29267 226986 7

a cougar is born.

4953US-0563

ABD/Every Time A Woman

Looks 22

Feels 18

Acts 10...

Item# 051729267 13285 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


517-0250_50Man-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:09 AM

29267 226746 1

That makes you 50

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0517

ABD/Looks 22, Feels 18, Act 10

Oh-no,

say it isn’t so...

Item# 050729267 13275 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


507-0071_OhNo50-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:56 PM

29267 226706 3

Not The Big 5-0!

4953US-0507

ABD/Not The Big 5-0

4953US-0594

BD/Darling

until going bra-less pulls

the wrinkles out of your

face.

29267 227186 2

Darling, you’re not old...

Item# 059429267 16664 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0594-was0393_Braless-v2-Border-Resize-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 11:40 AM

When I was born,

I was given a choice ~

a big schlong

or a good memory...

Item# 060029267 16670 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


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29267 227216 2

I don’t remember what I

chose! Happy Birthday

you big stud muffin!

4953US-0600

BD/Given a Choice

20% stud 80% muffinItem# 0599

29267 16669 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0599-was0387_StudMuffin-v2-Border-Resize-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 1:03 PM

29267 227206 5

Happy Birthday Stud

Muffin

4953US-0599

BD/Stud

I’ve discovered the

fountain of youth...

Item# 059629267 16666 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0596-was0389_Fountain-v2-Border-Resize-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 1:00 PM

29267 227196 9

and it looks and

tastes a lot like

Vodka!

4953US-0596

BD/Fountain Of Youth

However old you are...

Item# 030529267 111686 9 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

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29267 225886 1

4953US-0305

ABD/New 30

is the new 30.

Happy Birthday!

Every year, on this day,

I know I’d MARRY YOU

all over again!

Item# 034029267 11829 96 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

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4953US-0340

AN/Marry You

Happy Anniversary!

29267 226146 7

Anniversary

I know you had lots of

birthday wishes yesterday, but

who is thinking of you today?...

Item# 036629267 11855 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0366_BelatedWoman-v2-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 9:53 AM

29267 226236 9

Me, that’s who!

Happy Belated Birthday

4953US-0366

BBD/Belated Woman

Belated Birthday Birthday

4953US-0532

ABD/Best Part Of Being Over 40

29267 226866 4

The best part of being over 40...

Item# 053229267133001 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


is we did all our

stupid stuff BEFORE the

Internet. Happy Birthday!

The best part of being over 40...

Item# 0264$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711153 65

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29267 225766 8

4953US-0264

ABD/Over 40

is we did all

our stupid stuff

BEFORE the Internet.

Happy Birthday!

29267 226046 8

…you should be 10

times that excited!

Happy 50th Birthday

4953US-0329

ABD/10 Times

29267 226186 5

Happy 50th Birthday!

You don’t look a day

over fabulous!

4953US-0347

ABD/Birthday 50

3


All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideBirthday

Someday we’ll be two

sweet old ladies...

Item# 058929267 16659 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


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29267 227166 8

4953US-0589

BD/Sweet Old Ladies

you go first! Happy

Birthday!

A short poem about WRINKLES:

Go braless every now and then...

do it with style and grace.

looking youngWhen trying to keep

Item# 058229267 16652 86 $3.49 US / $3.99 CAN


0582-was0421_Poem-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 10:48 AM

29267 227106 6

to pull the wrinkles

out of your face.

4953US-0582

BD/A Short Poem

4953US-0590

BD/I Recycle

29267 227176 5

Of course I recycle...

Item# 059029267 16660 36 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


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I’ve been using the same

age for years now!

Once you lick the frosting

it becomes a muffin...

off a cupcake

Item# 058129267 16651 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

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0581-was0423_RiceCakes-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 10:58 AM

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and muffins are

healthy. You’re

welcome.

4953US-0581

BD/Cupcake

You’re not old...

Item# 057929267 16649 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

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0579-was0427_Gravity-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 10:34 AM

29267 227076 6

just a vicim of gravity!

Happy Birthday

4953US-0579

BD/You’re Not Old

Since things get better

with age...

Item# 0559


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0559-0463_Magnificant-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 8:29 AM

29267 226966 3

4953US-0559

BD/Since Things

I’m probably close to

magnificent by now!

Holy #%@*!

Item# 0558$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


29267 16628 36

0558-was0464_HolyShit-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 8:27 AM

29267 226956 6

4953US-0558

BD/Holy

You’re how old?

Think old and you’ll be old.

Think young and you’ll be a

delusional OLD FART!

Item# 053429267 15385 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


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29267 226886 8

4953US-0534

BD/Delusional

Happy Birthday you

marvelous old fart!

Older than dirt?

Item# 056029267 16630 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0560-was0462_OlderDirt-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 8:37 AM

4953US-0560

BD/Older Than Dirt

I knew dirt when it was

still a rock!

29267 226976 0

4953US-0578

BD/Wrinkle

29267 227066 9

wrinkle wrinkle little star...Item# 0578

29267 16648 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


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I’ll never tell how old

you are!

4953US-0530

BD/Wishing You Another Year

29267 226846 0

Wishing you another year

full of Amazing Adventures...

Item# 053029267 13298 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


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Blue Skies * Dreams

Come True * Happiness *

Laughter * Joy * Love

4953US-0528

BD/Here’s To Another Year

29267 226836 3

Happy Birthday!

Here’s to another year of

laughing at our own jokes...

Item# 052829267 13296 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


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and keeping each other

sane! Love Ya!

4953US-0527

BD/365 Days Lovelier

29267 226826 6

365 days lovelier

than before

Item# 052729267 13295 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


527-0291_Lovelier-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:22 AM

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0523

BD/Everyday You Sparkle HIM

29267 226786 9

Every day you sparkle...

Item# 052329267 13291 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


523-0263_SparkleRule_Men-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:15 AM

but today you RULE!

***Happy Birthday***

29267 226876 1

Happy Birthday!

Blah

BlahBlah...

...PROSECCO!Item# 0533

29267 15384 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


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4953US-0533

BD/Prosecco

Here’s to celebrating

you!


All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted Inside

4953US-0516

BD/Life Should Not Only Be

29267 226736 4

Life should not only be lived...

Item# 051629267 13284 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


516-0249_LifeCelebrated-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:09 AM

it should be celebrated!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0489

BD/Age Is Just A Number

29267 226636 5

Age is just a number...

Item# 048929267 12657 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0489_AgeNumber-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:28 PM

In your case a really

high one!

4953US-0488

BD/A Grain Of Salt

29267 226626 8

Take every birthday with

a grain of salt...

Item# 048829267 12656 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0488_Margarita-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:27 PM

This works much better

if the salt accompanies

a large Margarita!

4

Birthday

4953US-0522

BD/Everyday You Sparkle HER

29267 226776 2

Every day you sparkle...Item# 0522

29267 13290 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


522-0263_SparkleRule-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:14 AM

but today you RULE!

***Happy Birthday***

29267 226266 0

4953US-0383

BD/Good Boy

You started out a good boy.

Then you became a swell kid.

You turned into a

wonderful guy.

Later you grew up to be a

strong, solid man.

Now...

Item# 0383

Printed in Canada.

29267 12282 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

0383_GoodBoy-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:24 AM

you’re just an old FART!

Happy Birthday!

29267 226176 8

When I was young,

I couldn’t wait to get older...

Item# 0346$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 29267118350 6

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0346

BD/Expecting Shit

well, I wasn’t

expecting this shit!

Happy Birthday!

A good friend

knows all your stories...

A great friend

helped you write them!

Item# 035029267 11839 86 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0350_GreatFriend-v2-wBorderResize.indd 1 16-07-07 2:17 PM

29267 226216 5

4953US-0350

BD/Great Friend

Sending birthday

hugs and wishes!

Real friends

don’t judge each other...

they judge

other people, together

Item# 034929267 11838 16 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226206 8

4953US-0349

BD/Judge People

Have a super duper

Birthday filled with

pretty things and cake!

Be Happy,

It drives people crazy!

Item# 034829267 11837 46 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226196 2

4953US-0348

BD/Happy Crazy

Here’s wishing you

happiness and joy that

never ends

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0394

BD/Golden Years

“Golden Years”

Item# 039429267 15378 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226316 4

my ass.

4953US-0407

BD/Geezer

“Geezer”...

Formerly known as

“Stud Muffin”

Item# 040729267 15380 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0431

BD/Happy Hour

29267 226446 4

You know you’re old...

Item# 043129267122975 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0431_Nap-v2-w

Border-Resized.indd 1

17-02-01 11:09 AM

29267 227226 9

Happy Birthday

stud muffin!

when “Happy Hour” is a

nap! Happy Birthday old

fellow!

4953US-0452

BD/Dignified and Sober

29267 226516 2

At your age, people

expect you to

be calm, dignified

and sober...

Item# 045229267123033 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0452_Sober -v2-wBorder-R

esized.indd 117-02-01 11:18 AM

disappoint them!

29267 226556 0

May your birthday be filled

with merriment and shenanigans...

Item# 046529267123071 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0465_Merrim

ent -v2-wBorder-R


4953US-0465

BD/Shenanigans

but mostly shenanigans!

...and WINE!

May your birthday

be filled with joy...

Item# 0246

29267 110736

6

Designed & Printed

$3.50 US



5

Birthday

I just burned 2000 calories...

That’s the last time I leave

brownies in the oven

while I nap!Item# 033629267 11825 16 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226106 9

Happy Birthday!

You’re now older (and hopefully

wiser) Have a great day!

4953US-0336

BD/2000 Calories

I hope you celebrate

your birthday appropriately...

Item# 033729267 11826 86 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226116 6

with lots of booze and

bad decisions!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0337

BD/Bad Decisions

May you live to be so old

that your driving terrifies people!

Item# 0339$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 29267118282 6

Printed in Canada.

29267 226136 0

Like a fine wine,

we get better with age...

Item# 033829267 11827 56 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226126 3

Here’s wishing you

happiness and joy that

never ends!

Happy Birthday!

or rather, we feel

better about our age

with lots of wine!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0339

BD/Driving

4953US-0338

BD/Fine Wine

29267 226156 4

4953US-0341

BD/Glazed Donuts

…sometimes it’s better

not to remember how

many you’ve had! Happy

Birthday!

4953US-0333

BD/Vodka Flavour

I’m so old, that I remember

when Vodka only came

in Vodka flavour.

Item# 033329267 11822 06 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

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29267 226076 9

You’re not old!

just more experienced at

being you!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0331

BD/Rum Cake

I was gonna make you a rum cake...

...but now it’s just a cake

and I’m drunkItem# 0331

29267 11820 66 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226056 5

Happy Birthday!

Put on your party

hat and celebrate!

It’s scientifically proven

that people who have more

birthdays live longer.

Item# 033229267 11821 36 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

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29267 226066 2

Here’s to another year

of being AWESOME

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0332

BD/Live Longer

Cheers, Beers and many more years!

Item# 0328$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 29267118176 6

Printed in Canada.

29267 226036 1

Happy Beer-th day!

4953US-0328

BD/Cheers Beers

Technically, if you don’t cut the cake,

and just eat the whole thing with a fork...

Item# 0325$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 29267118145 6

Printed in Canada.

29267 226016 7

you are still only

having one piece!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0325

BD/One Piece



Item# 032429267 11813 86 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226006 0

get drunk and eat cake!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0324

BD/Get Drunk

Another year to prove...

Item# 032729267 11816 96 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0327_OlderWiser-v2-wBorder-v2.indd 1 16-07-07 2:00 PM

29267 226026 4

that “older” doesn’t

necessarily mean

“wiser”.

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0327

BD/Older Wiser

can turn into a hip-hip

hip replacement!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0323

BD/Hip Replacement

Careful!

At your age, that hip-hip hooray...

Item# 0323$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 29267118121 6

Printed in Canada.

29267 225996 7

4953US-0334

BD/New Skills

With age comes new skills...

you can laugh, cough, sneeze,

and pee all at the same time!

Item# 033429267 11823 76 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226086 6

Wishing you everything

wonderful!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0335

BD/ Running

29267 226096 3

May your birthday be

filled with enough joy

and smiles to last the

whole year!

6


All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideBirthday

If you have to ask if it’s too

early to drink wine...

you’re an amateur and we

can’t be friends.Item# 0318

29267 11807 76 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225966 6

Like a fine wine we

get better with age or

rather, we feel better

about our age with

lots of wine!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0318

BD/Wine Amateur

YES YOU!

THE OLD ONE!

HELLO!

Item# 031729267 11806 06 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225956 9

Hope your birthday is

AWESOME!

4953US-0317

BD/Birthday Old One

a crazy cat lady!

One year closer to being

Item# 031629267 11805 36 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225946 2

Hope your birthday is

something special

just like you!

Have a great day!

4953US-0316

BD/Crazy Cat

hashtag was called a pound sign.

And before that, we played

Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit!

I’m so old, I remember when a

Item# 031529267 11804 66 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0315_PoundSign-v2-wBorder-v2.indd 1 16-07-07 1:51 PM

29267 225936 5

You’re not old!

just more experienced at

being you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

4953US-0315

BD/Pound Sign

Carpe

diem!

out of this

the hell

Item# 031429267 11803 96 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0314_CarpeHell-v2-wBorder-v2.indd 1 16-07-07 1:50 PM

29267 225926 8


filled with sunshine,

smiles, laughter,

love and cheer!

4953US-0314

BD/Carpe Hell

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

So when is this...

Item# 029929267 110866 6 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225856 0

4953US-0299

BD/Know Better

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A whole year...

Item# 029629267 110846 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225846 3

4953US-0296

BD/Incredibler

old enough to

know better”

supposed to kick in?

more incrediblerer!

A little bird told me it was

your birthday...

Item# 0290$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711117 67

Printed in Canada.

29267 225806 5

4953US-0290

BD/Ate Him

Not saying you’re old...

Item# 0294$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711156 66

Printed in Canada.

29267 225826 9

4953US-0294

BD/Brush Fire

It’s your birthday...

Item# 029529267 110836 5 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0295

BD/Whoop

29267 225836 6

I ATE HIM.but your birthday cake

looks like a brush

fire.

whoop-de-frickin ‘do.

It doesn’t matter if the glass

MORE WINE!

there is clearly room for

is half empty or half full...

Item# 031029267 11802 26 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0310_MoreWine-v2-wBorder-v2.indd 1 16-07-07 1:48 PM

29267 225916 1

Life should not only

be lived, It should be

celebrated!

Happy Birthday!

4953US-0310

BD/More Wine

29267 225906 4

It’s all fun and games ‘til...

your jeans don’t fit anymore.

Item# 0308$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 29267118008 6

Printed in Canada.


filled with excitement,

joy and laughter!

4953US-0308

BD/Fun And Games

You’re not old...

Item# 030729267 111206 7 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0307

BD/Old Vintage

you’re Vintage!

Happy Birthday

29267 225896 8

You’re not getting old...

Item# 032129267 11810 76 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225986 0

you’re just becoming

a classic!

4953US-0321

BD/Birthday Classic

29267 225976 3

Best wishes for

a wonderful day

and a year filled

with happiness!

4953US-0319

BD/Dog Years Girl

7



As we gather together for your BIRTHDAY,

may our glasses be full,

our cake have lots of frosting...

Item# 0251$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711150 64

Printed in Canada.

29267 225726 0

4953US-0251

BD/Gather Together

and our pants be

stretchy.

May your birthday

be filled with joy...

Item# 024629267 110736 6 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225716 3

4953US-0246

BD/Joy Wine

and WINE!

Birthday

29267 225636 8

Age and glasses of wine...

Item# 0198$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711139 69

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0198

BD/Age Wine

should never be

counted!

Happy Birthday

Divorce

Getting divorced sucks...

Item# 052629267 13294 36 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


526-0279_Divorced-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:21 AM

29267 226816 9

4953US-0526

DI/Getting Divorce Sucks

being divorced doesn’t!

Let’s Celebrate!

Item# 050429267 13272 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


504-0032_LetsCelebrate_Revised-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:54 PM

29267 226696 7

4953US-0504

CO/ Let’s Celebrate

So proud of you!

Congrats Everyday

4953US-0245

BD/Facebook Birthday

29267 225706 6

I’d know it was your birthday...

Item# 051529267 13283 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


515-0245_FacebookBirthday-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:08 AM

even without facebook.

Like a fine wine we get

better with age...

or rather, we feel better

about our age withlots of wine!

Happy Birthday!

If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine...you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.

Item# 0318

29267 118077

6

$3.25 US / $4.49 CANPrinted in Canada.

4953US-0585

ED/Viagra

29267 227136 7

I’m taking viagra

and drinking prune juice...

Item# 058529267 16655 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0585-was0415_Viagra-v2-Border-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 11:07 AM

I don’t know if I’m

coming or going!

4953US-0586

ED/Good Side Effects

29267 227146 4

Why are there never any

good side effects?

Just once I’d like to read a

medication bottle that says...

Item# 058629267 16656 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0586-was0414_Sexiness-v2-Border-Resize-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 11:09 AM

may cause extreme

sexiness.

4953US-0583

ED/Skinny Woman

29267 227116 3

There’s a skinny woman inside

of me crying to get out...

Item# 058329267 16653 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0583-was0419_Skinny-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 10:52 AM

but I can usually shut

her up with Chocolate!

4953US-0580

ED/I’m Not Slurring

I’m speaking in

cursive!

29267 227086 3

I’m not slurring...

Item# 058029267166504 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0580-was0424_C

ursive-wBorder-R

esized-wM

anuLogo.indd 119-01-15 10:59 AM

4953US-0572

ED/Nickname

29267 227046 5

My nickname is “Mom”,

but my full name is...Item# 0572$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


29267 16642 96

0572-was0439_MomMomMom-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 10:13 AM

Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom

4953US-0571

ED/Time To Sit And Read

29267 227036 8

I want time to sit and read,

take a nap, and snack...

Item# 057129267 16641 26 $4.49 CAN


basically, I want to be

in Kindergarten.

4953US-0573

ED/Gin And Tonic

and I’m the only one who

knows about it.

29267 227056 2

My office has

just started

at my desk...

“Gin & Tonic Tuesdays”

It takes place

Item# 057329267166436 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0573-was0438_G

inTonic-wBorder-R

esized-wM


has clearly never had

cupcakes. Or wine. Or

chocolate. Or pizza.

Whoever said “Nothing tastes

as good as skinny feels”...

Item# 056729267 16637 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0567-was0445_SkinnyFeels-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 11:02 AM

29267 227016 4

4953US-0567

ED/Nothing Tastes

8


All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideEveryday

4953US-0538

ED/Drunk Disorderly

29267 226896 5

We go together like...

Item# 053829267 15389 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

Drunk and Disorderly!

4953US-0520

ED/When Someone Tries To Rain

poke them in the eye

with your umbrella.

4953US-0519

ED/It’s All Fun & Games Until

29267 226766 5

It’s all fun and games until...

Item# 051929267 13287 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


519-0253_FunandGames-wBorderREsized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:12 AM

you have to wake up and

be a parent at 6am.

4953US-0518

ED/If You Ever See Me Drinking

29267 226756 8

If you ever see me drinking

a Bud Light Lime...

Item# 051829267 13286 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


518-0252_BudLight_Revised-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:11 AM

I have been kidnapped

and am trying to signal

you.

4953US-0555

ED/After Dealing

29267 226936 2

After dealing with

people all day...

Item# 0555 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


29267 16625 26

0555-was0469_CatAllDay-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 7:40 AM

I realize how much I

love my cat.

4953US-0549

ED/Life Camera

29267 226916 8

FOCUS - on what’s important

LIFE IS LIKE A CAMERA

CAPTURE - the good times

DEVELOP - from the negatives

And if things don’t work out...

Item# 054929267 15392 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0549_LifeCamera-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-30 2:58 PM

Just take another SHOT.I guess that makes me a

drinkie

29267 226996 4

Oh, you’re a foodie?

Item# 056529267 16635 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0565-was0447_Foodie-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 9:16 AM

I can stop as soon

as I finish the next

chapter.

29267 227006 7

I’m not addicted to reading...

Item# 056629267 16636 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0566-was0446_AddictedReading-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 9:28 AM

4953US-0566

ED/Addicted To Reading

4953US-0565

ED/Oh You’re A Foodie

you’re not going that

way.

4953US-0503

ED/Don’t Look Back

Don’t look back...

Item# 050329267 13271 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


503-0015_DontLookBack-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:52 PM

29267 226686 0

~Stand tall and proud

~Go out on a limb

Advice from a tree:

~Remember your roots

~Drink plenty of water

~Be content with your

natural beauty...Item# 0475

29267 12310 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0475_TreeAdvice-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 12:24 PM

29267 226586 1

4953US-0475

ED/Tree Advice

enjoy the view.

Life always offers you

a second chance...

Item# 047129267 12309 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0471_SecondChance-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 12:23 PM

29267 226576 4

4953US-0471

ED/A Second Chance

It’s called tomorrow.

29267 226566 7

We have officially reached the age

where we are smack dab between

“pretty much everything annoys

the crap out of us”...

Item# 046729267123088 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0467_RatsAss-v2-w


17-02-01 11:31 AM

4953US-0467

ED/Everything Annoys Us

and “we don’t give a

rats ass”.


Item# 045929267 12305 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0459_WineBar-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:22 AM

29267 226536 6

4953US-0459

ED/Mile In My Shoes

you’ll end up in a wine

bar.

4953US-0451

ED/Be Whatever

29267 226506 5

Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly.

Be weird. Be whatever...

Item# 045129267 12302 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0451_CrazyStupid -v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:17 AM

because life is too

short to be anything

but happy.

29267 226496 9

4953US-0449

ED/Getting Lucky

At my age “getting lucky” means

walking into a room...

Item# 044929267 12301 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0449_GetLucky -v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:15 AM

and remembering what I

came in for.

9



29267 226486 2

4953US-0441

ED/Glasses of Water

How come 8 glasses of water

a day feels impossible...

Item# 044129267 12300 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0441_8GlassesWater -v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:13 AM

but 7 glasses of wine

can be done in a meal?

4953US-0433

ED/Resting Bitch Face

resting bitch face keeps

you pretty.

Smiling gives you wrinkles...

Item# 043329267 15382 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226456 1

Ever stop to think...

Item# 042829267 12295 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0428_Forget-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:02 AM

29267 226426 0

4953US-0428

ED/Stop To Think

and forget to

start again?

4953US-0416

ED/Laugh, Cough, Sneeze

You know you’re getting old...

Item# 041629267 12292 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0416_LaughPee-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:55 AM

29267 226396 0

when you can laugh,

cough, sneeze and pee

all at the same time!

29267 226406 6

Happiness is having a large,

loving, caring, close-knit family...

Item# 041829267122937 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0418_OtherC

ity-v2-wBorder-R

esized.indd 117-02-01 2:40 PM

4953US-0418

ED/Another City

in another city!

Am I getting older...

Item# 039029267 12285 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0390_Supermarket-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:28 AM

29267 226296 1

4953US-0390

ED/Am I Getting Older

or has the supermarket

begun playing great

music?

4953US-0392

ED/Earrings

I don’t want to brag,

or make anyone jealous but...

Item# 039229267 15377 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226306 7

I can still fit into the

earrings I wore in high

school!

4953US-0412

ED/Glass Half Full

29267 226376 6

Some say the glass is half full.

Some say the glass is half empty.

We say...

Item# 041229267 12290 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0412_HalfFull-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:51 AM

are you going to drink

that?

To my children:



Item# 040929267 12289 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0409_Children-v2-wBorder-Resized.idml 1 17-02-01 10:49 AM

29267 226366 9

4953US-0409

ED/My Children

I taught you how to use

a spoon.

4953US-0401

ED/Fuck Shit

A wise woman once said

“Fuck this shit”...Item# 0401

29267 15379 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226336 8

and she lived happily

ever after.

4953US-0386

ED/Journey To The Grave

but rather to skid in sideways,

chocolate in one hand, wine in the

other, body thoroughly used up,

totally worn out and screaming

“WOO HOO what a ride!”

29267 226286 4

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave

with the intention of arriving safely

in an attractive and well preserved body...

Item# 038629267122845 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0386_LifeJourney-v2-wBorder-R


That’s a horrible idea...Item# 0378

Printed in Canada.

29267 12280 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

0378_HorribleIdea-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 2:32 PM

29267 226246 6

4953US-0378

ED/Horrible Idea

what time?

4953US-0385

ED/Giggles

until someone giggles

and shits!

29267 226276 7

It’s all shits and giggles...

Item# 038529267122838 6

Printed in Canada.

$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

0385_ShitsGiggles-v2-w


17-02-01 10:25 AM

I’m not sure if my headache

is because I’m dehydrated,

or that I need caffeine...

Item# 028629267 110816 1 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0286

ED/Headache Wine

but I’m fairly

certain that

it can be fixed with

a bottle of wine.

29267 225796 9

4953US-0265

ED/Chocolate Salad

chocolate is salad.

Chocolate comes from cocoa,

which is a tree.

That makes it a plant...

Item# 026529267 110796 8 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225776 5

10



Pilates???

Oh heavens NO!...

Item# 025529267 110756 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225746 4

4953US-0255

ED/Pilates

I thought you said

“Pie and Lattes”

If it requires pants or a bra...

Item# 0208$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711142 69

Printed in Canada.

29267 225646 5

4953US-0208

ED/Pants Bra

it’s just not

happening today.


the fatter you are,

the more people like you...

Item# 019729267 111386 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225626 1

4953US-0197

ED/Wish Cat

and you get to

sleep all day.

I’m pissed...

Item# 018529267 111356 1 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225596 1

4953US-0185

ED/Pissed

let’s go buy shit.

Life without books is like

an unsharpened pencil...

Item# 0172$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711133 67

Printed in Canada.

29267 225586 4

4953US-0172

ED/Unsharpened Pencil

it has no point.

I swear I was doing the dishes...

but then I had to let the dog out...

then my phone went off...

Item# 0171$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711132 60

Printed in Canada.

29267 225576 7

4953US-0171

ED/Dishes

and somehow I ended

up reading.

Learn a lesson from your dog~

No matter what life

brings you...

Item# 016629267 110726 9 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225556 3

4953US-0166

ED/Dog Shit

kick some grass

over that shit

and move on.

I hate how my husband

gets hungry...

Item# 013829267 111146 6 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225526 2

4953US-0138

ED/Hungry Husband

every single day.

a woman’s mood...

Only 3 things can change

Item# 013229267 111126 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225516 5

4953US-0132

ED/Womens Mood

1. I love you

2. 50% discount

3. Wine

I don’t refer to it as gossiping,

I prefer...

Item# 013129267 111116 5 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225506 8

4953US-0131

ED/Gossiping

“sharing our opinions

about other people’s

life choices”.

stop reading and get

things done...

Sometimes I tell myself to

Item# 012729267 111246 5 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225486 5

4953US-0127

ED/Laugh Turn Page

then I laugh and

turn the page.

reading an amazing book...

My first thought after

Item# 012829267 111256 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225496 2

4953US-0128

ED/Amazing Book

“Well, this sucks.

What the heck am I

supposed to do now?”

29267 225436 0

I’m playing that game where the

floor is made of lava...

Item# 0057$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711104 67

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0057

ED/Lava

so I obviously can’t

get out of my bed

or I’ll die.

4953US-0054

ED/Dentist Crown

My dentist told me

I needed a crown...

Item# 005429267 15375 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225426 3

I was like I know, right?

All you need is love...

Item# 005029267 111026 3 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225416 6

4953US-0050

ED/Love Cat

and a cat.

11





Item# 003429267 110566 9 $4.49 CAN


29267 225406 9

4953US-0034

ED/Socks Loafers

said no one ever.

pair of Crocs”...

“Wow, that’s a nice lookin’

Item# 003329267 111006 9 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225396 3

4953US-0033

ED/Crocs

said no one ever.



Item# 003029267 110556 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225386 6

4953US-0030

ED/Plenty Sleep

the nights they had

plenty of sleep.

I love the taste of water.

Especially frozen into cubes...

Item# 002729267 110986 9 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225376 9

4953USUS-0027

ED/Frozen Vodka

and completely

surrounded by Vodka.

Thank you humidity...

Item# 002429267 110966 5 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225366 2

4953US-0024

ED/Humidity

I always wanted to be

the Lion King.

There is nothing better

than a book so good

you can’t put it down...

Item# 002229267 110956 8 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225356 5

4953US-0022

ED/Book So Good

Well, maybe fairies that

clean, cook, babysit and

feed me with a spoon.

All I ask

is that you treat me

no differently...Item# 001729267 110926 7 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225346 8

4953US-0017

ED/Queen

than you would

the Queen.

29267 225336 1

Life is better...

Item# 0016$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711091 60

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0016

ED/Laughing

when you’re laughing.

so hard...

Sometimes I laugh

Item# 001129267 110516 4

Printed in Canada.

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

29267 225296 4

4953US-0011

ED/Tears Leg

the tears run down

my leg.


Always be yourself.

Item# 001329267 11053 86

Printed in Canada.

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

29267 225316 7

4953US-0013

ED/Unicorn

then always be a

unicorn.

4953US-0525

EN/Making A Big Life Change

Making a big life change

is pretty scary.

But, know what’s even scarier?...

Item# 052529267 13293 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


525-0278_Regret_Revised-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:20 AM

29267 226806 2

regret.

Make today so AWESOME...

Item# 0301$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711118 64

Printed in Canada.

29267 225866 7

4953US-0301

EN/Yesterday Jealous

yesterday gets jealous.

When people try to rain

on your parade...

Item# 025429267 111516 1 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225736 7

4953US-0254

EN/Poke Eye

poke them in the eye

with your umbrella.

Encouragement

What if I fall?


Item# 019229267 111606 3 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

Your time as a caterpillar

has expired...

Item# 0186$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711136 68

Printed in Canada.

29267 225606 7

4953US-0192

EN/What If I Fall

4953US-0186

EN/Caterpillar

what if you fly? your wings are ready.

29267 225616 4

12


All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideFriendship

29267 226676 3

A good friend...

Item# 050229267 13270 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


502-0005_CheaperTherapy-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:52 PM

4953US-0502

FR/A Good Friend Is Cheaper

is cheaper than

therapy.

4953US-0500

FR/You Drink Too Much

29267 226666 6

swear too much

You drink too much,

and have questionable morals...

Item# 050029267 13268 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


500-0001_drinktoomuch-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:50 PM

you’re everything

I’ve ever wanted in a

friend.

4953US-0494

FR/If I Ever Get Into Trouble

It’s comforting to know

that if I ever get into trouble

you’ll be there for me...

Item# 049429267 12662 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0494_Trouble-wBorderResize.indd 1 17-07-27 11:41 AM

mostly because you were

probably involved, but also

because you’re a good friend.

29267 226656 9

4953US-0493

FR/When To Pour Wine

A real friend knows when to

listen, when to stop listening.

When to talk,

When to stop talking.

When to pour wine,

When to stop pouring...Item# 049329267 12661 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0493_PourWine-wBorderResize.indd 1 17-07-27 11:40 AM

and just hand over

the bottle.

29267 226646 2 29267 226596 8

4953US-0479

FR/Favourite Adventure


that make you laugh


bigger and live just a little

bit better.Item# 047929267 12311 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0479_LaughLouder-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 12:25 PM

You are my favourite

adventure.

29267 226546 3

4953US-0460

FR/Bad Influence

but damn we are fun!

We are a bad influence...

Item# 0460

Printed in Canada.

29267 12306 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

0460_BadInfluence-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:24 AM

29267 226526 9

You are my best friend,

my human diary,

and my other half.

Item# 045829267 12304 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0458_HumanDiary -v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:19 AM

4953US-0458

FR/Human Diary

You mean the world to

me and I love you.

4953US-0436

FR/You’re Only As Strong

and the friends you

roll with!

29267 226476 5

You’re only as strong

as the tables you dance on,

the drinks you mix...

Item# 043629267122999 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0436_FriendsRoll-v2-w


17-02-01 12:27 PM

4953US-0434

FR/Same Kind of Crazy

make the very best

friends in the world!

29267 226466 8

Friends who share the same kind of crazy...

Item# 043429267122982 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0434_Crazy-v2-w


17-02-01 11:10 AM

29267 226386 3

4953US-0413

FR/Together

We’ve been through

so much together...

Item# 041329267 12291 36 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0413_YourFault-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:53 AM

and most of it was your

fault!

4953US-0569

FR/Friends With Benefits

29267 227026 1

I wish I had

“friends with benefits”...

Item# 056929267 16639 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0569-was0443_FriendsBenefits.indd 1 19-01-15 9:40 AM

but the friend would

own a liquor store, and

the benefit would be

free wine.

4953US-0584

FR/Missing

29267 227126 0

If I ever go missing, I want my

picture on wine bottles

instead of milk cartons...Item# 0584

29267 16654 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0584-was0417_WineBottle-v2-Border-Resize-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 10:56 AM

that way my friends

will know to go look

for me!

4953US-0588

FR/The She

29267 227156 1

The SHE

to my NANIGANS

Item# 058829267 16658 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0588-was0410_SHEnanigans-v2-Border-Resize-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 11:21 AM

If you have crazy

friends you have

everything

4953US-0547

FR/Friends Weirdos

29267 226906 1

and think to myself,

Sometimes I look at my friends

“Where did I find these weirdos?”

Item# 054729267 15391 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0547_FriendsWeirdos-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-30 2:56 PM

But then I think “What

would I do without

them?”

4953US-0556

FR/Believe This Shit

but later you’ll be

like that shit was

ridiculous!.

29267 226946 9

I know you’re my best friend because

I can just give you a look like,

“Do you believe this shit?”

and you won’t say anything...

Item# 055629267166269 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0556-was0468_ShitR

idiculous-wBorder-R

esized-wM


13


All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideFriendship

29267 226326 1

4953US-0398

FR/Out Of Jail

A good friend will bail

you out of jail...

Item# 039829267 12286 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0398_BailJail-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:30 AM

but your best friend

will be sitting next

to you saying “Damn...

that was fun!”

29267 226256 3

4953US-0380

FR/Always Be Friends

We’ll always be friends...Item# 0380

29267 12281 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0380_AlwaysFriends-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:23 AM

because you know too

much!

WE ARE BEST FRIENDS

Always remember that

if you fall, I will

pick you up...

Item# 028429267 111166 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225786 2

4953US-0284

FR/Best Friends

29267 225746 4

When you find people who not only

tolerate your quirks, but celebrate them

with loud cries of “ME TOO!”...

Item# 0304$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711119 61

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0304

FR/Tribe

be sure to keep them.

Those weirdos are

your tribe.

after I finish

laughing!

You and I are more

than friends...

Item# 016729267 111296 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225566 0

4953US-0167

FR/Small Gang

we’re like a really

small gang.

4953US-0164

FR/Stomach Ache

with your best friend.

Nothing compares to the

stomach ache you get

from laughing...

Item# 016429267 111156 3 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225546 6

4953US-0060

FR/Muffin Top

above my muffin

top before sharing

it on Facebook.

I knew you were my real friend after

I noticed that you cropped my photograph...

Item# 0060$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711105 64

Printed in Canada.

29267 225446 7

Let’s go somewhere...

Item# 000629267 110886 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225276 0

4953US-0006

FR/Judge People

and judge people.



Item# 000729267 110896 7

Printed in Canada.

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

29267 225286 7

4953US-0007

FR/Hilarious

who don’t get to listen

to our conversations

and enjoy our

hilariousness.

Friendship is agreeing...

Item# 000329267 11048 46 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225636 8

4953US-0003

FR/Wine & Cheese

that wine and cheese

is always an

acceptable dinner.

Get Well

4953US-0508

GW/Get Well Soon

29267 226716 0

Get well soon...

Item# 050829267 13276 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


508-0097_FuckingDisgustingRevised-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:57 PM

because your cough is

fucking disgusting.

New Baby

How do I put this?...

Item# 026029267 110766 7 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225756 1

4953US-0260

NB/Sleep In

you will never

“sleep in” again.

Guess what?

I’m over napping...

Item# 008829267 110636 7 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225466 1

4953US-0088

NB/Shit Done

good luck getting

your shit done now!

4953US-0420

RED/Inappropriate

Ever.

29267 226416 3

What I love most about us being sisters

is that we can have totally inappropriate

conversations no sane person

should ever have...

Item# 042029267122944 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0420_Sisters-v2-wBorder-R


I smile because

you are my sister...

Item# 034229267 11831 26 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0342

RED/Sister

I laugh because

there is nothing

you can do about it!

29267 226166 1

Relative

14

Relative

29267 226436 7

4953US-0429

RO/More Than Wine

I love you more than wine...Item# 042929267 12296 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0429_LoveWine-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:01 AM

and I really love wine!

If you are lucky enough

to find a weirdo...

Item# 023929267 111656 8 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225696 0

4953US-0239

RO/Weirdo

You are the peanut to my butter.

Blue in my sky.

Flip to my flop.

Cherry to my sundae.

Spring to my step.

Milk to my cookie.

Glaze to my doughnut...Item# 023529267 111636 4 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225686 3

4953US-0235

RO/Peanut Butter

never let them go. best to my friend.

29267 226356 2

4953US-0408

RO/Prune Juice

means your prune juice

is working!

You know you’re getting old when

“getting a little action”...

Item# 040829267 12288 36 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0408_PruneJuice-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:47 AM

4953US-0404

RO/All About A$$

29267 226346 5

or you live with one!

Life is all about ass...

you’re either covering it,

laughing it off,

kicking it,

kissing it,

busting it,

trying to get a piece of it,

behaving like one...

Item# 040429267122876 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0404_Ass-v2-wBorder-R


29267 225536 9

Every day I fall in love with you more and more.

Well, not every day...

Item# 0139$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711126 69

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0139

RO/Annoying

yesterday you were

pretty annoying.

4953US-0554

RBD/Sister

Sisters are so amazing...

Item# 055429267 15393 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 226926 5

Well at least yours is!

Happy Birthday!

I’d take a bullet for you...

Item# 053129267 13299 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


531-0312_Bullet-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:26 AM

Relative BD

4953US-0531

RO/I’d Take A Bullet For You

29267 226856 7

not in the head, but

maybe like in the leg

or something.

Romance

Every love story

is beautiful...

Item# 051329267 13281 36 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


513-0230_LoveStory-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:07 AM

29267 226726 7

4953US-0513

RO/Every Story Is Beautiful

but ours is my

favourite.

4953US-0012

RO/Put Up With Me

put up with me.

Sometimes I wonder how you

Then I remember...Item# 001229267 110526 1

Printed in Canada.

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

29267 225306 0

oh, I put up with you.

So we’re even.

4953US-0481

RT/Retired Monday

What do you call a person

who is happy on Monday?

Item# 048129267 12649 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0481_RetiredMonday-v2-wBorderResize.indd 1 17-07-27 11:17 AM

RETIRED!

Enjoy your Retirement!

Now the fun begins!

29267 226606 4

Retirement

I’m too old for this shit,

I’m too sober for this shit,

I don’t have time for this shit...

I’m too tired for this shit,

Item# 0219$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711146 67

Printed in Canada.

4953US-0219

RT/Old Shit

Happy Retirement!

Cheers to the world’s longest

coffee break!Item# 021829267 111456 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225666 9

4953US-0218

RT/Coffee Break

HAPPY RETIREMENT!

29267 225676 6

My Mother was right...

OMG!

Item# 010229267 110686 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225476 8

4953US-0102

RED/OMG Mom

about everything!

Woo-hoo, it’s Friday!

Oh wait...

Item# 001429267 110906 3

Printed in Canada.

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

29267 225326 4

4953US-0014

RED/Woohoo

I’m a mom.

15



RETIRED

Young at heart...

Item# 021429267 111436 6 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225656 2

4953US-0214

RT/Young Heart

slightly older in

other places.

like A LOT.

4953US-0524

TY/Thank You Girl With Flower

29267 226796 6

Thank You

Item# 052429267 13292 96 $4.49 CAN


Thank You

FOREVER begins with a seed

of FAITH, planted in LOVE,

with hopes and DREAMS.

4953US-0483

WD/Just Married

Item# 048329267126515 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN


0483_JustMarried-w

BorderResize-w

ManuLogo.indd 1

18-10-17 4:08 PM

29267 226616 1

May your Happily Ever After...

Item# 008129267 111076 8 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

29267 225456 4

4953US-0081

WD/Happily

begin with today.

Wedding

29267 226226 2

4953US-0364

WD/Shower

begin with today.

Always be yourself.

be a unicorn.

Then always be

a unicorn.

Unless you can

Ever feel like

you’ve had

too much wine?

Me neither.

Pilates???

I thought you said


Oh heavens NO!

She’s a artist...

she was just weird!

ooohhh - I thought

Is it me, or does

funny without

Vodka?

orange juice taste

Things I hate

about work:

1. Waking Up

2. Humans

3. Work

getting old...

I just took my

bucket list and

changed the

“B” to an “F”.

I don’t mind

to receive a cheque

I’m in the mood

for six hundred

thousand dollars.

When you really

want to slap

someone, do it and

say “Mosquito”

You call them

“cuss words”...

I choose

to call them

“sentence enhancers”

REAL MEN

LOVE CATS

Sometimes I tell

myself to stop

reading

and get

things

done.

Then I laugh and

turn the page.

Sometimes I

laugh so hard

the tears run

down my leg

Learn a lesson

from your dog...

kick some grass

over that shit

and move on.

I wish cake

went to my boobs

Cats RULE.

5000-MAGNETSPIN

TWO-SIDED COUNTER

MAGNET SPINNER

25.5”H x 12” W / $50.00

5555-RRMAGHEADER

RAVEN’S REST

MAGNET HEADER

16

Magnets

4953-M041

Unicorn

29267 11867 16

Always be yourself.

be a unicorn.

Then always be

a unicorn.

Unless you can

Ever feel like

you’ve had

too much wine?

Me neither.

4953-M035

Too Much Wine

29267 11866 46

4953-M056

Pilates

29267 11869 56

Pilates???

I thought you said


Oh heavens NO!

4953-M091

Bitching

29267 11870 16

I call it Verbal

It’s all about

Some call it

bitching.

Release Therapy.

perspective...

4953-M054

Artist

29267 11868 86

She’s a artist...

she was just weird!

ooohhh - I thought

Is it me, or does

funny without

Vodka?

orange juice taste

29267 11875 66 29267 11874 96

4953-M106

Hate Work

29267 11873 26

4953-M111

Oj-Vodka

4953-M109

Bucket List

29267 11872 56

4953-M105

Cheque

Things I hate

about work:

1. Waking Up

2. Humans

3. Work

getting old...

I just took my

bucket list and

changed the

“B” to an “F”.

I don’t mind

to receive a cheque

I’m in the mood

for six hundred

thousand dollars.

4953-M097

Mosquito

29267 11871 86

When you really

want to slap

someone, do it and

say “Mosquito”

4953-M031

Cuss Words

29267 11865 76

You call them

“cuss words”...

I choose

to call them

“sentence enhancers”

4953-M027

Wine 2 People

29267 11864 06

They should put

more wine in

a bottle...

So there’s enough

for two people.

4953-M025

Men Cats

29267 11863 36

REAL MEN

LOVE CATS

4953-M022

Turn Page

29267 11862 66

Sometimes I tell

myself to stop

reading

and get

things

done.

Then I laugh and

turn the page.

Sometimes I

laugh so hard

the tears run

down my leg

4953-M013

Tears Leg

29267 11861 96

Learn a lesson

from your dog...

kick some grass

over that shit

and move on.

4953-M012

Dog Shit

29267 11860 26

I wish cake

went to my boobs

4953-M008

Cake Boobs

29267 11859 66

Cats RULE.

4953-M002

Cats Rule

29267 11858 96


All Magnets: 2.5” x 3.5”

Magnets

17

4953-M339

Driving

4953-M348

Happy Crazy

4953-M334

New Skills

4953-M318

Wine Amateur

4953-M336

2000 Calories

4953-M314

Carpe Hell

4953-M315

Pound Sign

4953-M317

Bday Old One

4953-M349

Judge People

4953-M350

Great Friend

4953-M401

Fuck Shit

4953-M451

Be Whatever

4953-M475

Tree Advice

4953-M581

Cupcake

4953-M599

Stud

4953-M600

Given a Choice


All Magnets: 2.5” x 3.5”

4953-M197

Wish Cat

4953-M310

More Wine


the fatter you are,

the more people like you...Item# 0197

29267 11138

6

2

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.



Item# 0034

29267 11056

6

9

$4.49 CAN

MANUFACTURED

IN CANADA


that make you laugh


bigger and live just a littlebit better.

Item# 0479

29267 123118

6

$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0479_LaughLouder-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1

17-02-01 12:25 PM


Item# 0459

29267 123057

6

$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0459_WineBar-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1

17-02-01 11:22 AM


Always be yourself.Item# 0013

29267 110538

6

Printed in Canada.

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Let’s go somewhere...Item# 0006

29267 11088

6

0

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.



Item# 0007

29267 11089

6

7

Printed in Canada.

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

To my children:



Item# 0409

29267 122890

6

$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

0409_Children-v2-wBorder-Resized.idml 1

17-02-01 10:49 AM

Maybe it’s a good time

to start accepting yourself

the way you are...

Item# 0206

29267 11141

6

2

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

Note to self:YOU are AMAZING...

Item# 0257

29267 11152

6

8

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

Wishing your pets could talk

is fun until you remember...

Item# 0051

29267 11059

6

0

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.



Item# 0030

29267 11055

6

2

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.



Item# 0030

29267 11055

6

2

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

I’m not 40...

Item# 0326

29267 118152

6

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.



Item# 0324

29267 118138

6

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

What if I fall?


Item# 0192

29267 11160

6

3

$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN

Printed in Canada.

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