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Cartoon Caption Contest!
Brought to you by Information Builders
Summer 2015
Cartoon #1: Geographic Analytics at WorkContest Winner
“Our big data analysis has pinpointed the best doughnut shop in the area.”
John Kunzier via LinkedIn
Cartoon #1: Geographic Analytics at WorkOur caption
“This map shows us all the neighborhood cats, and all the nearby climbable trees. Now this area here is what we call the ‘hot zone.’”
Cartoon #2: Advanced Analytics for Better Decision-MakingContest Winner
“I’ll take my chances with the shoe store. How about optimizing my balance instead!”
Ria Martin Clarke, @rcmc1, via Twitter
Cartoon #2: Advanced Analytics for Better Decision-MakingOur Caption
“Tough route! Looks like I should pick up some better walking shoes….”
Cartoon #3: Big Data still a mystery to many executivesContest Winner
Ron Dimon, @rondimon, via Twitter
Hey Bob, I just read an article about big data.
We should get one of those ASAP. I need it by Monday.
Cartoon #3: Big Data still a mystery to many executivesOur Caption
Hey Tom, can you get a good photo of our data lake? I want
something scenic for the cover of our annual report.
Big Data – sometimes it isn’t pretty.
Cartoon #4: Predict and Prevent Bad Outcomes with Predictive Analytics Contest Winner
You will find this resource while shopping at our “Happy Wife, Happy Life” store!!!!
Eric Sandberg via Facebook
I wish I had this predictive model before the great Rolex Meltdown of 2012 and last year’s Holiday Plasma Explosion.
Cartoon #4: Predict and Prevent Bad Outcomes with Predictive Analytics Our caption
Cartoon #5: Data Quality Matters Contest winner
So you call yourself “information,” but unlike Information Builders,
you have no information or customer service, and you know NOTHING about
software?
Information, how may I help you?
Bethanny, @TallTreasure, via Twitter
Cartoon #5: Data Quality Matters Our caption
He’s only too happy to correct your data errors.