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Cartoon Caption Contest! Brought to you by Information Builders Summer 2015

Information Builders #CaptionThis Contest 2015

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Cartoon Caption Contest!

Brought to you by Information Builders

Summer 2015

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Cartoon #1: Geographic Analytics at WorkContest Winner

“Our big data analysis has pinpointed the best doughnut shop in the area.”

John Kunzier via LinkedIn

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Cartoon #1: Geographic Analytics at WorkOur caption

“This map shows us all the neighborhood cats, and all the nearby climbable trees. Now this area here is what we call the ‘hot zone.’”

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Cartoon #2: Advanced Analytics for Better Decision-MakingContest Winner

“I’ll take my chances with the shoe store. How about optimizing my balance instead!”

Ria Martin Clarke, @rcmc1, via Twitter

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Cartoon #2: Advanced Analytics for Better Decision-MakingOur Caption

“Tough route! Looks like I should pick up some better walking shoes….”

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Cartoon #3: Big Data still a mystery to many executivesContest Winner

Ron Dimon, @rondimon, via Twitter

Hey Bob, I just read an article about big data.

We should get one of those ASAP. I need it by Monday.

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Cartoon #3: Big Data still a mystery to many executivesOur Caption

Hey Tom, can you get a good photo of our data lake? I want

something scenic for the cover of our annual report.

Big Data – sometimes it isn’t pretty.

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Cartoon #4: Predict and Prevent Bad Outcomes with Predictive Analytics Contest Winner

You will find this resource while shopping at our “Happy Wife, Happy Life” store!!!!

Eric Sandberg via Facebook

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I wish I had this predictive model before the great Rolex Meltdown of 2012 and last year’s Holiday Plasma Explosion.

Cartoon #4: Predict and Prevent Bad Outcomes with Predictive Analytics Our caption

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Cartoon #5: Data Quality Matters Contest winner

So you call yourself “information,” but unlike Information Builders,

you have no information or customer service, and you know NOTHING about

software?

Information, how may I help you?

Bethanny, @TallTreasure, via Twitter

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Cartoon #5: Data Quality Matters Our caption

He’s only too happy to correct your data errors.