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A short, humorous CV. Some CVs are boring and, sure, over time my own effort will end up in that category, but for now this is as good as it gets!
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I was born in Paisley, Scotland
the road out
Famous for its 11th century abbey and …
From an early age I developed a thirst for high adventure
So after a distinguished university career
I worked for some of the most respected media organisations
But I’m that good
That’s a lot of
respect…
And here’s why…
I am versatile:
budgets, boardrooms, briefings, planning, agencies, campaigns
I am creative:
in or out the box, above or below the line, duckin’, divin’
I think big-picture:
the parts-must-make-up-the-whole-type thing
I think deadline:
it ain’t no good if it ain’t on time
I believe in development:
onwards, upwards, through pain barriers, exceeding expectations
In other words, I’m at my best when…
Solving problemsBig, horrible, tangled, we’re-doomed things
Speeches, messaging, articles, press releases, interviews, reports, B2B, B2C
Writing killer copy
BUILDINGRELATIONSHIPS:
managing, nurturing, seeking, believing
leveraging at all levels;
being a piece that fits into the
big blooming scheme of things yet
remains truly individual to
the core
What attracted me to this job
A place where my skills and creativity can grow and grow
A company with brains and direction
And of course the generous monthly handoff in used bills in a badly lit car park
Thankyou