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This a compilation of quotes I use before my training sessions. Some are profound, some cheeky, but all of them are fun. They are presented here the "Garr" way...
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Some half baked, some well done but definitely lots of fun!
Mohit Chhabra [email protected]
When I was a boy, I was told anybody could become President. I am beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them.
William Arthur Ward
Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but
in doing it.
Greg Anderson
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
William Safire
A suicide helpline is where they talk to you until you don’t feel like killing yourself. Exactly the
opposite of telemarketing.
Dana Snow
How much easier it is to be critical than be correct.
Benjamin Disraeli
Stay Hungry.Stay Foolish.
A year from now you may wish you had started today.
Karen Lamb
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do!
BF Skinner
The best way to teach people is by telling a story.
Kenneth Blanchard
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people
always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can
become great.
Mark Twain
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.
William Arthur Ward
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
Yogi Berra
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years and then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
The American people love Home Shopping Network because it is
commercial free.
Will Durst
Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a fire.
W. B. Yeats
You have a brain like Einstein's –dead since 1955.
Gene Perret
If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee.
If I were your husband, I’d drink it.
Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill
The word duck is 75% obscene.
Lenny Bruce
Marge: You know, Homer, it is very easy to criticize.
Homer: Fun, too
My favourite machine in the gym is the
vending machine.
Caroline Rhea
The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt.
Robert Buzzell
David Bissonnette
My wife had a go at me last night. She said, “You'll drive me to my grave.” I had the car out in thirty seconds.
Common etiquette says not to talk about politics, sex, religion,
or money. But these are the only things interesting enough
to discuss!
Bumper Sticker
An Apple a day keeps Windows away
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Anon
Never judge a book by its movie.
JW Eagan
Four steps to achievement:Plan purposefully.Prepare prayerfully.Proceed positively.Pursue persistently.
William Arthur Ward
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
The person who knows to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
Russ Dudley
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Jimmy Durante
Never spend your money before you have it.
Thomas Jefferson
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
The secret of teaching is to appear to have
known all your life what you learned this
afternoon...
