The Many Faces of Trump

THE MANY FACES OF TRUMP

(That only a mother could love)

Do you think anyone

will noticeI used too

much“Trump Glo”

bronzer today?

Look at this hair, so natural looking. I tell

you, that Fabian guy’s

got nothing on me...

There’s my African

American over there!

Pull my finger. Seriously,

please, someone pull

my finger. This one’s

gonna leave a mark...

No, no, no. I didn’t REALY say my

supporters should kill Hillary. Why does everybody take things so

literally?

Okay, maybe just hurt her a little bit.

Kidding.

Sure, my hands are

kind of small, but you know

what else is really tiny?

I KNEW I shouldn’t have

had my new Trump Mousse manufactured

in China.

You can’t ask mehard questions.

That’s cheating. This debate is rigged.

This whole electionis rigged.

I don’t want to play anymore.

I just inventeda new word.

Bigly.Yeah, bigly.

I bet it’ll be in Webster by the end of

the year.And they think I don’t know any good words.

That damn Manafort

keeps changing my Twitter

password. I’m going to have to get rid of him.

Brexit?That’s the place where you get off the bridge,

right?

You can’t make this

stuff up!

Ohh, BREXIT. Yeah, that means the Brits will be screwed and I’ll make more money on my new golf course. Almost as good as the

housing crisis...

Little Marco said I have small hands.

Just look at this thumb. I ask you,isn’t this a perfect

thumb?

You know what makes my hair stand on end?

Wind. Wind makes my hair stand on

end.I hate wind.

Should have worn one of my crappy

hats today.

But then I get “hat-head.”

I wish everyone would buy my new Trump-Glo bronzer. It’s so natural looking. You can hardly tell I’m wearing

it.

Right back atcha, Dude.

I said, get that crying baby OUTTA HERE!

I know

I droppeda quarter

around here somewhere.

Give me a break. I

didn’t know he was

disabled.I thought he

was justweird.

WHO WORE IT BETTER?

People say I have a

big mouth.That’s not

true. See, I have a dainty little mouth.

Muslim! Muslim!

Get ‘em out! Get ‘em out!

What do you MEAN, I can’t use nukes?

TRUMP SURROGATES

TRUMP SUPPORTERS

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TRUMP’S ECONOMIC PLAN

TRUMP’S EDUCATION PLAN

TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY

WELCOME TO THE NEW GOP

You’ll see. I’m going to build a wall. It’s going to be soooo big. It’s going to be YUUGGE!