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Oh, you’re so punny!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all RIGHT now.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is a period; it marks the end of his sentence.
Two peanuts walked into a bar. One of them was a salted.
When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.
Act 1, Scene 1
• carry coals: submit to humiliation• colliers: people who worked with
coal• in choler: angry• collar: noose• goes to the wall: is defeated
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