Oh, you’re so punny!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all RIGHT now.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is a period; it marks the end of his sentence.

Two peanuts walked into a bar. One of them was a salted.

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

Act 1, Scene 1

• carry coals: submit to humiliation• colliers: people who worked with

coal• in choler: angry• collar: noose• goes to the wall: is defeated