I Have A Dream (office version)

I Have a Dream: A MeetingBoy Presentation

Slides By: FlyoverJoel

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that other people’s lack of planning isn’t my problem.

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that your bad day doesn’t entitle you to ruin mine.

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that your stupid cousin we had to hire can actually perform his job.

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that vendor capabilities presentationsalways include donuts.

Attend Lunch & Learn

No Lunch Provided

No Learn Provided

Wish For Death

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that my boss will actually explain what

he wants and not penalize me for not

“doing whatever it takes”.

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that the client’s indecisiveness doesn’t cause the project to launch late because of capricious changes.

Siri, define capricious.

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that your poor time management doesn’t bring me in on weekends.

Work Life Balance

WorkLife

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that anyone who leaves a voicemail is forced to listen to their own voicemails until Judgment Day.

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that account management actually asks their client if they like it, instead of making us change thingsfor no reason.

Change Expectations Suck

I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that my contributions will be judged by the quality of my ideas, and not on the title on my business card.

MeetingBoyUnappreciated Office Worker

Review

Please take 17 minutes to listen to and reflect on the amazing “I Have a Dream” speech from the

incomparable Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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