How do you make this funny? Goodin Times….. Cece, the Vampire Years

How do you make this funny?

Goodin Times….

Cece, the Vampire Years

great pumpkin

Which one is the Great Pumpkin?

Buck (Buddy Holly)Do I really look like Buddy Holly,

Barb?

Gran Goodin (rolls)

Sky, please shoot the picture. I have rolls in

the oven!

George and Ralph are talkingDon’t take the picture yet, George and Ralph

aren’t paying attention

Nice Truck!

Naaaaahce Truck!!!!

Bear went over mountain

“The bear went over the mountain”“The bear went over the mountain”“The bear went over the mountain

which nobody can deny”

The Goodins at home with Giraldo Rivera (center)

What’s Geraldo Rivera doing here?

If you say the turkey is dry you might be hit over the head with a plate of rolls

I’m stuffed

I’m stuffedMe too!

Wally-the big day he bought the Edsel

The hair isn’t working with that outfit Marge!

Dad seconds

Please sir, can I have some moah?

One too many Olympias and Pete puts a dart in his forhead

Probably want to unwrap that first, Gran

Boots with kids (killing hand)Mommy you’re

killing my hand !

[Ed’s note-Sometimes the obvious ones are the most difficult]

Tom-caffine and nicotine

Maybe if I have caffeine and nicotine, I can figure out how to get my hat on

straight

Beer/Beard

It’s me or the beard

George!

Did she say “have another beer George?”

“It slices it dices”

teethTeeth!!I want teeth!!!

No teethNo teeth!No teeth!

I hope George doesn’t find out I’ve

been picking his wild- flowers

Sheep

Those animals are following me every where. They’re like

sheep

Oh wellI didn’t go

into this field for the outfits

Nor did I

Me neither, Ruth.

Grow six inches

I better grow another six inches

or daddy won’t have any pictures

of me.

Maybe it wasn’t Dad’s fault after all

Backhoe in this outfit

Let’s sell this place and I’ll build you a house in the

country

WHAT!!!!!!

How can I run a backhoe in this

outfit?

Glasses like Meg

Boy! I hope my hair doesn’t look like

theirs

Boy I hope I don’t need goofy

glasses like Margaret’s

What is this child being told

to do?

On three.

One Two Three

Existentialism

Tony, I’m trying to explain

existentialism to you!!! Now focus!!!

Jen-Never close your eyes when its Gran’s

turn to deal!

Ralph did you tell Jenna

Ralph-Did you tell Jenna not to

close her eyes when I deal?

Gavin eyes closed

If I close my eyes will Uncle Sam stop this

moronic presentation?

Doonesbury Mom, there is something buried here in the dune.

It must be a Dunesbury

Ugh

Don’t call him a “dweeb” just because

he has a smurf innertube.

Twit?

Nerd?

Dork?

Know any Elton John

Know any Elton John?

C-Cate enjoys teaching small children to stand on the furniture

C-Cate told me to sit here

C-Cate said sit here

Nuff said

Warm hamburgers in the carIt could be worse. It

doesn’t warm hamburgers in

the car.

federal landHelp! Help!! I was cut down on federal land!!

Thom-Open me and I will warm your hambugers in

the car.

Dave admires Kayte’s clever way to try and get somebody to put another log on the fire

Dr. Jekylle

Ms. Hyde

RedealNot in this house, we

don’t redeal when someone gets six nines

Got hat. Got cigar. Dig

Jobsite theft

Jobsite theft was a problem during construction of the Goodin Familiy home

If your job allows you to sleep in the cab of your truck all day, what do

you retire to?

Fishing would be too much stress.

She still dresses the same way

today

Dave’s taste in broaches leaves something to be

desired

Meg grows upWhen I grow up I’m going

to move to Washington and live in a

collective

What am I doing wrong?

M78-0943

M13-9709956

Flopsy, mopsy etc.Read me the one about the three bears flopsy, mopsy and the Santa

Maria.No one else knows that

one.

REQUIRED PICTURE

I have an outie

bellybutton or ears?

Both!!

Mom wants hat off

I can’t wait to get this hat off!

When is Vatican II?

WhateverWhatever!

Everbody (last slide?)

Goodins Plenty

The End