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How do you make this funny?
Goodin Times….
Cece, the Vampire Years
great pumpkin
Which one is the Great Pumpkin?
Buck (Buddy Holly)Do I really look like Buddy Holly,
Barb?
Gran Goodin (rolls)
Sky, please shoot the picture. I have rolls in
the oven!
George and Ralph are talkingDon’t take the picture yet, George and Ralph
aren’t paying attention
Nice Truck!
Naaaaahce Truck!!!!
Bear went over mountain
“The bear went over the mountain”“The bear went over the mountain”“The bear went over the mountain
which nobody can deny”
The Goodins at home with Giraldo Rivera (center)
What’s Geraldo Rivera doing here?
If you say the turkey is dry you might be hit over the head with a plate of rolls
I’m stuffed
I’m stuffedMe too!
Wally-the big day he bought the Edsel
The hair isn’t working with that outfit Marge!
Dad seconds
Please sir, can I have some moah?
One too many Olympias and Pete puts a dart in his forhead
Probably want to unwrap that first, Gran
Boots with kids (killing hand)Mommy you’re
killing my hand !
[Ed’s note-Sometimes the obvious ones are the most difficult]
Tom-caffine and nicotine
Maybe if I have caffeine and nicotine, I can figure out how to get my hat on
straight
Beer/Beard
It’s me or the beard
George!
Did she say “have another beer George?”
“It slices it dices”
teethTeeth!!I want teeth!!!
No teethNo teeth!No teeth!
I hope George doesn’t find out I’ve
been picking his wild- flowers
Sheep
Those animals are following me every where. They’re like
sheep
Oh wellI didn’t go
into this field for the outfits
Nor did I
Me neither, Ruth.
Grow six inches
I better grow another six inches
or daddy won’t have any pictures
of me.
Maybe it wasn’t Dad’s fault after all
Backhoe in this outfit
Let’s sell this place and I’ll build you a house in the
country
WHAT!!!!!!
How can I run a backhoe in this
outfit?
Glasses like Meg
Boy! I hope my hair doesn’t look like
theirs
Boy I hope I don’t need goofy
glasses like Margaret’s
What is this child being told
to do?
On three.
One Two Three
Existentialism
Tony, I’m trying to explain
existentialism to you!!! Now focus!!!
Jen-Never close your eyes when its Gran’s
turn to deal!
Ralph did you tell Jenna
Ralph-Did you tell Jenna not to
close her eyes when I deal?
Gavin eyes closed
If I close my eyes will Uncle Sam stop this
moronic presentation?
Doonesbury Mom, there is something buried here in the dune.
It must be a Dunesbury
Ugh
Don’t call him a “dweeb” just because
he has a smurf innertube.
Twit?
Nerd?
Dork?
Know any Elton John
Know any Elton John?
C-Cate enjoys teaching small children to stand on the furniture
C-Cate told me to sit here
C-Cate said sit here
Nuff said
Warm hamburgers in the carIt could be worse. It
doesn’t warm hamburgers in
the car.
federal landHelp! Help!! I was cut down on federal land!!
Thom-Open me and I will warm your hambugers in
the car.
Dave admires Kayte’s clever way to try and get somebody to put another log on the fire
Dr. Jekylle
Ms. Hyde
RedealNot in this house, we
don’t redeal when someone gets six nines
Got hat. Got cigar. Dig
Jobsite theft
Jobsite theft was a problem during construction of the Goodin Familiy home
If your job allows you to sleep in the cab of your truck all day, what do
you retire to?
Fishing would be too much stress.
She still dresses the same way
today
Dave’s taste in broaches leaves something to be
desired
Meg grows upWhen I grow up I’m going
to move to Washington and live in a
collective
What am I doing wrong?
M78-0943
M13-9709956
Flopsy, mopsy etc.Read me the one about the three bears flopsy, mopsy and the Santa
Maria.No one else knows that
one.
REQUIRED PICTURE
I have an outie
bellybutton or ears?
Both!!
Mom wants hat off
I can’t wait to get this hat off!
When is Vatican II?
WhateverWhatever!
Everbody (last slide?)
Goodins Plenty
The End