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You need 4 rings tomake a marriage:- The engagement ring- The wedding ring- The suffer-ring and- The endure-ring.
Twenty blokes on a stag weekendwalk into a bar. You would thinkat least one of them wouldhave ducked.
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Two women are out on a hen night. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however,they had consumed far too much alcohol. Whilst walking home they needed to pee, sothey stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties anduse them. Her friend however was wearing an expensive pair of panties and didn’t wantto ruin them. She happened to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with aribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his sweet and innocentwife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girlnights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home withno panties!!" “That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to herass that said..... '’From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"
Scientists have discovereda food that diminishes a
woman's sex drive by 90%...
Wedding cake.
I'm going to watch my weddingvideo later "backwards". I lovethe end bit when I take off the
ring, go back down theaisle and jump in
the car anddriveaway.
What’s thedifferencebetween
a boyfriendand a husband?
About 4 stone
“I am" is reportedlythe shortest
sentence in theEnglish language.
Could it be that"I do" is the longest?
A successful husband is one whomakes more money than his wifecan spend. A successful womanis one who can find such a man!
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