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Here are 21 clean and funny jokes for kids, for you and your little ones to enjoy. These are courtesy of Lizzy Burbank, author of 2 children's joke book (Jokes for Kids Series). Perfect for long car trips or rainy days, these jokes are great for young children.
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21 Jokes For Kids
Here are 21 Clean, Hilarious, and Funny Jokes for Kids!
Perfect to enjoy with your little ones!
By Lizzy Burbank
Why do some people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
(hehe)
Two guys were lost in the desert and getting hungry.
“What are we going to do?” one asked.
“Make sandwiches, I guess.”
A hamburger went to the gym.
“What can I do for you?” asked the instructor.
“I want you to supersize me,” the hamburger said.
(lol)
Two kids brought their pets to school for show-and-tell. Johnny had a mouse and Danny had a
cat.
When it was Johnny’s turn, he told the teacher he didn’t have anything to show.
“Why not?” the teacher asked.
“Because Danny’s homework ate my homework!”
The teacher turned to the skeleton in the class and said: “I’m sure you can answer this next
question.”
“It’s a no-brainer.”
What did the zero say to the 8?
Looks like your belt is too tight.
(rofl)
Jokes for Kids
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Check out Lizzy Burbank's “Jokes for Kids” eBook! Packed with 299 of the most hilarious and funny jokes for kids!
Jokes for Kids:
299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids
A mathematician baked his first cake, and it came out perfect.
“How did you do it?” a friend asked.
“It was as easy as Pi,” he answered.
A young mom and dad are walking home from a shopping mall.
Suddenly the mom looks in the stroller and says: “That’s not our baby!”
“No,” the dad replies, “but it’s a much nicer stroller!”
A goldfish was sad when his girlfriend left him.
“Don’t worry, son,” his dad said, “there are plenty of fish in the sea.”
“Sure, dad, but we’re in an aquarium!”
What do you get if you cross a dog with a giraffe?
A pet that chases airplanes!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a giraffe?
A pet that chases airplanes!
A man goes to the doctor with a big bandage over both ears.
“What happened to your ear?” the doctor asks.
“I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang,” the man says.
“And what happened to the other ear?”
“Just as I put the iron down, the phone rang again.”
A young tree was going off to college.
“Good luck, son,” his dad said. “Don’t forget your roots.”
Say these fast three times:
Sluggish slimy slugs sail silently.
Which wrist watches are Swiss watches?
Barbie baked big butter biscuits.
Why is Cinderella a lousy fielder?
She keeps running away from the ball.
Why does a conductor stand with his back to the audience?
He has to face the music.
What’s the difference between a bell and a ring?
A bell can ring, but a ring can’t bell.
What did the sneaker say to the chewing gum?
You’re a bit too clingy.
What goes up and down at the same time, but never moves?
A staircase.
Doctor, my wife thinks she’s an elevator.
Well, bring her in and I’ll take a look.
I can’t, she doesn’t stop at this floor!
A neutron wants to buy a battery in a hardware store.
He asks the owner: How much for this?
The owner says: For you, no charge.
Where do orcas go for the holidays?
Who knows, but they have a whale of a time.
About Lizzy Burbank
Lizzy Burbank is an aspiring children's author who has written two children's jokes book (Jokes for Kids, Volume 1 & 2), as well as a few children's picture books. She lives in New York and spends her days writing and teaching her two children. Here are links to two of her latest works:
Jokes for Kids:299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids
Jokes for Kids:301 Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids
