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So Many Yuppies
Hello!
“I AM THE BEST YUPPIE”
I work lots of hours even though I don’t
get paid by the hour – I like to call it
corporate social responsibility
Here you have:◦ ‘High income’ individuals
living paycheck to paycheck
◦ Parents who don’t have time
to raise their kids because
their lives revolve around
gyms and gossip
◦ Senior citizens,
mentally still in college
So Many Yuppies, Doing Way Too Much
I much rather be
‘low income’ with
high assets…
I’m sick of jokers who think they are ‘helping the poor’
…Instead of
‘high income’ with
my life controlled
by a handful of
corporate clones
When Was The Last Time Someone Smiled
Because They Were Stuck In The Office
“ 64% of yuppies are out
of touch with reality
Source: Wikipedia
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