So Many Yuppies

Hello!

“I AM THE BEST YUPPIE”

I work lots of hours even though I don’t

get paid by the hour – I like to call it

corporate social responsibility

Here you have:◦ ‘High income’ individuals

living paycheck to paycheck

◦ Parents who don’t have time

to raise their kids because

their lives revolve around

gyms and gossip

◦ Senior citizens,

mentally still in college

So Many Yuppies, Doing Way Too Much

I much rather be

‘low income’ with

high assets…

I’m sick of jokers who think they are ‘helping the poor’

…Instead of

‘high income’ with

my life controlled

by a handful of

corporate clones

When Was The Last Time Someone Smiled

Because They Were Stuck In The Office

“ 64% of yuppies are out

of touch with reality

Source: Wikipedia