Hello! I haven’t been around a whole lot lately, because I’ve been very busy at work with reports. All kinds of reports and all kinds of numbers all about the last year, for all kinds of people and all kinds of reasons. So (said I to myself, said I*) why not write a report for my long-suffering readers?

And that is just what I have done! Please take some imaginary cake and imaginary ice cream, and enjoy the pictures. (Sorry, no imaginary alcohol will be served unless you show imaginary ID proving that you are legally old enough to consume it.)

*Don’t get the joke? Check out this link.

Percent of Official portraits with Old Adam in them: 100%

Projected number of people who get the joke about “Official” or “Officially”: 0

If you don’t get the joke, but you would like to, I recommend this clip from HMS Pinafore.

Number of gnome clones in various inventories: 0 (for the moment…)

Number of flamingos on the lawn: 24

Number of stars earned by the Tacky Flamingo: 135

Ratio of blog-style chapters to slideshow-style chapters (including special features and shorts): 23:32

Number of crossover stories (including text-only supplemental features): 10

Percent of crossover stories that cross over with Already in Progress: 100%

Percent that cross over with a different story too: 10%

Number of text-only supplemental stories: 13

Total number of narrative links published for this story so far (including this feature): 56

Number of Gilbert & Sullivan plots left to use: 2

Percentage of plots left to use that I have already started setting up: 100%

Number of Gilbert & Sullivan poster-style custom paintings available for download on my LJ: 14

How much I appreciate my readers: THIS MUCH!

Thank you for reading and enjoying! You guys are the BEST!