1. The Twits
By Roald Dahl

2. Introduction
Mr. and Mrs. Twit are really disgusting.
They smell because they never wash, they fight because they play tricks on each other, and they HATE children.
But worst of all, they keep monkeys in their back garden.
It is time for the monkeys to get their revenge on this two most revolting creatures
3. Mr. Twit
Mr. Twit is a very hairy-faced man.The whole of his face except for his forehead, his eyes and his nose is covered by thick hair.
Mr. Twit NEVER washed his beard, not even on Sundays!! Thats because he had tinned sardine, cornflakes and stilton cheese on his beard.
He thinks his horrible beard makes him look dignified
4. LIKES AND DISLIKES OF Mr. Twit
Mr. Twit loves to eat bird pie! He goes out every day to apply glue to a tree in his garden and unfortunate birds get stuck on it and get into the pie.
Spaghetti is another of his favorites foods. He doesnt relish so he doesn't even notice when Mrs. Twit puts worms in his plate of spaghetti.
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5. Mr. Twits tricks
Mr. Twit enjoys playing cruel tricks on his wife, on one occasion putting a frog in her bed and telling her that it was a giant skillywiggler come to bite off her toes.
Another trick of Mr. Twit was putting a little piece of wood in her cane every day and to her chair so Mrs. Twit take into thinking that she is shrinking but Mr. Twit offers a solution; use helium-filled balloons to lift her while her feet are tied to the ground, thus stretching her!!!! Eventually Mr. Twit cuts the rope and Mrs. Twit floats away.
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6. Mrs. Twit
Mrs. Twit was once a very pretty girl, but now she is very ugly. Thats because she had bad thoughts of herself.
Mrs. Twit has one good eye but she has another glass eye that she takes it out to scare people or to put it in Mr. Twits beer.
She always carries a cane to hit children and some animals.
7. Likes and dislikes of Mrs. twit
Mrs. Twit doesnt like her husband, in fact they hate each other.
She doesnt like children and she doesnt like any kind of animals. The monkeys that she and Mr. Twit had in their back garden she kicks them and push them away with her cane.
She likes playing tricks on her husband and kick animals and children with her cane
8. Mrs. Twits tricks
Mrs. Twit enjoys playing horrible tricks on her husband just as much as she loves playing them on him.
Mr. Twit loves eating spaghetti so Mrs. Twit serves the spaghetti with worms.
Another trick of Mrs. Twit is putting her glass eye in Mr. Twits beer
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9. The Monkeys
The monkeys Mr. And Mrs. Twit keep in their garden were a family. One dad called Muggle-Wump one mother and 2 children.
They were African monkeys.
Mr. Twit wanted to win the prize of THE GREAT UPSIDE DOWN MONKEY CIRCUS , so he trained the monkeys 6 hours every day.
This may sound very silly. Of course it is silly for you for me and for the monkeys. They hated having to do this nonsense day after day.
If they didnt do what they were told they received a Mrs. Twits kick stick in their backs.
10. The Roly-poly Bird
The Roly-Poly Bird is a African bird so he could talk with the monkeys. Thats was very good because the monkeys couldnt warn the English birds that The Big Dead Tree was covered by sticky glue because he didnt know English and the birds didnt know African. So, the Roly-Poly Bird know english so he warned the birds of The Big Dead Tree that was covered by sticky glue.
Any single one of the birds sat in the tree so Mr> tt tree, so Mr. Twit didnt have bird pie ki;lihpoihohiu to eat.