Stop the DolphinsStop the Dolphins

Cody SimonsCody Simons

James LittrellJames Littrell

Common Perceptions of DolphinsCommon Perceptions of Dolphins

Fun CreaturesFun Creatures Always happy and Always happy and

friendly to humans.friendly to humans. Allow people to ride Allow people to ride

on them.on them.

The Truth about DolphinsThe Truth about Dolphins

We hate Dolphins.We hate Dolphins. Dolphins attack other Dolphins attack other

species and are species and are involved with X-Rated involved with X-Rated things with them.things with them.

If a dolphin had its If a dolphin had its own world, there own world, there would be posters of would be posters of X-Rated things X-Rated things everywhere.everywhere.

Anti-Dolphin LeagueAnti-Dolphin League

Extremely horny Extremely horny animals.animals.

Break holes in Break holes in fishermen's nets.fishermen's nets.

Mate with other Mate with other species.species.

Attack humans Attack humans sometimes.sometimes.

How to protect yourself from the How to protect yourself from the DolphinsDolphins

Guns.Guns. Spears.Spears. Lasers.Lasers. Sharks.Sharks. Kimbo Slice.Kimbo Slice. Japenese people.Japenese people.

WholphinsWholphins

Wholphins are a Wholphins are a hybrid between a hybrid between a whale and a dolphinwhale and a dolphin

Two in captivity: both Two in captivity: both can be found in can be found in Hawa’iiHawa’ii