HOW NOT TO MAKE

POWERPOINT

By Mystery Man

or

How to make a really annoying PowerPoint for

people you don’t like

Centering bullets can be tough to read

Especially when the font color blends in with the background

The audience tends to follow the bullets all over the screen, instead of listening to me.

Also, annoying sound effects can distract audience and make them suicidal

Are the noises getting to you yet?

Also, most of the time it is not good to use sounds by letter.

They’re sure annoying me!

And I MADE the PowerPoint!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Taking pictures or information off the internet or any other source without proper citations isPLAGIARISM !!!

And plagiarism is very very bad.

“President Bush is Racist, he doesn’t Care about blackPeople.”

-Kanye West

Political and racial quotes, and quotes that have nothingto do with the actualpresentation should be avoidedat all costs… You neverknow who is in your audience.

Writing to much in a PowerPoint prssentation can be an obvus distraction for any audience.No matter how much an audience seems to care, thewy don’t. within a minute of the beggeninOf the powerpoint your audience will hav not heard anythin you said and will try to read allOf the txt you have written. This brings me to the topik of babbling on. All you should write in The presentitation is a few notes on what you r saying. We do this to keep the audience’s Attention. I once knu a man who had a pet moose. He was a portly fellow who, altoughAn equesite genleman, had a nasty habbit of exclaiming out profanities; also something to avoidIn a PowerPoint. Now, back to my story, you see Winston, (the man with the moose) trainedHis moose as a pet. Mr. Moose as he became known by, did not make an exceptional pet. AndAll though trained in the defensive arts, he bacame somwhat of a nusance. Mr. Moose bit my Sister one day and let me tell you this, a moose bite is a nasty thing to fix, naturally, we rushedSusan to the hospital and the nurse said “we havent seen a moose bite for some time now, we Better get her to the west wing- animal bites center”. The doctor took one look at the bite andDeclared “this must be a moose bite, a nasty thing really”. Well to make a long story short, Susan got fixed up and It allso hellps too spel evrithin correct it all worked out. Some years later,We reviseted Mr. Moose and Winston neither of us had any hart feelins, we came by only to delieversome milk and cheese, but the topic of moose bites came up, and we got into somewhat of anargument. Winston was positive Susan had provoiked Mr. Moose, although he was obivously wrong.Susan was just walking by, and he bite her! Mr. Moose bit susan for no reason. Well with some quikThinking on Susan’s part, she made peace with Mr. Moose and Winston. While were on the topic of Mooses, or Moose, or Mice, my father once went to Alaska and almost killed a moose. FunnyStory really, he was searhing for a moose to shoot for nearly too weeks, when he lost his sleeping Bag. He was driving back to the airport on the Alaskan highway, and he saw a gigantic mooseStanding in the middle of the highway. Naturally he swerved his vehihicle to avoid the mooseAnd he ran the car into a ditch, all of the contents of the back of the truck flw everywhere and In that pile of stuff, was his sleeping bag. If not fot that moose he would have given up all hope In finding his equipment. Mooses are a very interesting species when you think about it. They areDistant relitive of deer and carabiou, the three all live in alaska in similar temprat zones, and Have nearly the same diet, and they are all hunted. For a while the moose was put on the Endangered specied list, but in moose ingenuity, they have made an increadible comeback and have become one of america’s beloved animals. It is a wonder why President Van Buren’s campiangn To make the moose the national animal. Unfournantly, it never caught on, and the moose stayed

Believe it or not,

It is possible to

Overdo clip-art

Don’t use too many fonts.

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BP

Obviously, using too much text in a PowerPoint can be distracting, but

You

Don’t

Want

Too

Little

Either.

Whatever you see in this PowerPoint,

Just don’t do it.

I would like to thank everyone for putting up

with my PowerPoint.

This is my Bibliography,

Because I am not a plagiarizer

http://www.nnb.com/people/152/00002480/NORRIS/.jpg

http://www.calvin.edu/news/releases/2005_06/george_w_bush.jpg