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The Climate Sceptics The Climate Sceptics We are not funded by Big Oil, so please send a donation to Rossleigh Brisbane

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The Climate ScepticsThe Climate ScepticsWe are not funded by Big Oil, so

please send a donation to Rossleigh Brisbane

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Who are we?Who are we?

As our name suggests, we are sceptical about climate change.

A lot of people have been sucked into the idea that climate change exists, but are yet to see any evidence of it.

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Let’s Look at the Ice AgeLet’s Look at the Ice Age The Ice Age only existed in countries that

were below freezing. Which was defined as under 32 degrees.

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But NowBut Now

32 degrees is quite hot So global warming stems from the change

from Farenheit to Celsuis If we go to Kelvin, we’ll all have a better

understanding.

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Don’t know the words on the Don’t know the words on the previous pageprevious page

That’s because you don’t know much about SCIENCE

Some scientists believe in global warming But the majority of scientist who agree

with us DON’T BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING

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IN FACTIN FACT 100% OF SCIENTISTS WHO AGREE WITH

US

DON’T BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING

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MORE EVIDENCEMORE EVIDENCE

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THAT WAS A GRAPHTHAT WAS A GRAPH We can show you hundreds of graphs, but

instead we’d like to use logic

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Lot’s of people have taken out Lot’s of people have taken out insurance against dyinginsurance against dying

But show us one living person who’s ever been able to collect the insurance, and we’ll accept that climates may change.

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COCO2 2

Carbon Dioxide is expelled when people breathe out

Even if we stopped all industry, people would still breathe out

IF AL GORE REALLY BELIEVE THAT CARBON DIOXIDE WAS A THREAT, HE’D STOP BREATHING

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MORE GIRAPHSMORE GIRAPHS

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Further FactsFurther Facts “Ice Age” is a cartoon, and not real. Jurassic Park proves that Dinosaurs still exist Money will help us send our message Wilson Tuckey likes this Powerpoint better

than the one they used for his shock treatment

Al Gore lost the 2000 election, and that’s why he made a documentary – which by the way did not make as much money as “Star Wars”

Barrack Obama is black, but he’s an elite blakc who never understood our blacks because his father was a FOREIGNER

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Another GraphAnother Graph

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IF YOU CAN’T READ IF YOU CAN’T READ DON’T WORRY FOR THOSE WHO CAN’T

READ, PLEASE SEND MONEY ANYWAY AND WE’LL SEND SOMEONE TO READ THIS TOO YOU.

OR IF YOU CAN’T READ THIS, PLEASE GET SOMEONE TO READ IT TO YOU.

ACTUALLY, YOU MAY USE THE FOLLOWING SLIDE:

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Our position in briefOur position in brief