“I don’t care which parent I get as long as it’s the same one that gets the playstation.”

“Are the kids back in school yet, Mrs Grimsly?”

“Did it ever occur to you that I might have a good reason to behave like a Neanderthal?”

“Don’t you think that you’re just a little overprotective?”

“I’m the sandwich generation – my parents don’t approve of me and my kids hate me.”

”A body goes through changes during the teen years. When you started dating, my hair turned grey. When you started driving, I got heart palpitations, . . . “

” Do you, Jason, take Karyn to have and to hold, to email and fax, to text and beep, until death do you part?“