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24 Reasons why Twitter sucks!

24 Reasons why Twitter sucks!

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I know it is almost a crime to say these kind of things nowadays, but in no particular order I present you 24 reasons why Twitter sucks!

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24 Reasons why

Twitter sucks!

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I know it is almost a crime to

say these kind of things nowadays, but in no particular order I present you

24 reasons why Twitter sucks!

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#1 It is everywhere …

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@TV: CNBC -“You can check out

all the greatstock tips on our

Twitter page at blah blah blah”

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@Radio: 102.7 Kiss FM - “Ryan

Seacrest here, you can check out all

my awesome

celebrity dirtby following my

Twitter…”

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@Toilet: Reading Business Week

Magazine -“Twenty ways to

boostyour business with Twitter”

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@Work: My Boss -“You are

fired!”

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#2It is mobile ...

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... which results in this kind of crap!

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#3Meaningless

tweets ...

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... and more meaningless tweets.

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#4It is a bigtime waster!

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#5 The followers rat race ...

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… resulting in people’s

pathetic attempts to …

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… get some

magic number

of followers by begging for more followers, …

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… brag about how many followers they have gotten in

just 2 days, …

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… and complain how they

followers “all of a sudden”.

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#6The authority

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#7The noise

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#8The down time

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... that has BIG impact on lives!

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#9It is anti

social

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#10A lot of things just can not be said in

140 characters

...

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#11Features dissapear without warning

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#12People think everybody is reading their

freaking Tweets.

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#13You are naked and exposed ...

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… while you might think you’re having a conversation with a close group of friends, in reality you’re shouting out

to the entireworld!

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#15It’s like reality TV without pictures

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There are annoyingtypes of users, like …

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#16The Spammers

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#17The Spam Followers

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#18The Bots

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#19The Celebrities

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#20The Shameless Self Promoters

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#21The Fake

Celebrities

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#22The Egos

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#23The Mystery Linkers

“Wow. I’m speechless

[bit.ly].”

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and …

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#24The FoodFetishists

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And as a bonus the last,

and maybe the

best reason is ...

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I did not came up with the idea

myself!

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@henricodolfing

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www.henricodolfing.com

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