10 simple corporate web strategies to keep

customers away !!!-Santosh Maharshi

-http://blog.santoshmaharshi.com

Click here to ENTER !We respect your choice, please EXIT immediately.

This site is best viewed in...In short, there are many worst case scenarios to experience.

Flash Intro 10%, 20%, 30%...We don't have any content and this counter is really cool.

Sexy Navigation & LabelsAbout us, product and services, contact us are so boring. Please feel free to do a treasure hunt on our site.

Killer stuffWe want to kill you, that's why we have used everything except plain old HTML. HTML is for losers.

Product & Services...Why do you need to know that, you don't know what we do. Why are you here then ?.

We don't spam search enginesWe are ethical, we don't dont do black hat seo. For that matter we don't even do white hat seo. All our pages are in flash and jpegs.

Branding is everything!That's why all our pages have the same meta tags and title which includes only our company name.

Don't bother us...Contact ? what contact ? Don't we need time to do our business and instead waste it on listening to our customer.

Email Echo reply ...Thanks for your email blah blah blah. That's the only thing that you will hear from us