The Art of Being Bruce Seven

By

Brendan Wade Ryan

FADE IN

EXT. BRUCE SEVEN’S RESIDENCE - JULY 4TH, 1986; LOS ANGELES,

CALIFORNIA - DAY

A shiny, brand new, fire engine red 1985 CHEVROLET CAMARO

driven by BRUCE SEVEN pulls in to the home’s driveway. Loud

HEAVY METAL MUSIC blares out the CAR’S SPEAKERS until Bruce

parks his new car in the driveway and turns off the

IGNITION. REBECA ALBA a beautiful young woman in her

twenties with brunette hair and wearing lots of make-up, who

is sitting in the front passenger seat of Bruce’s car opens

the passenger door of the car to get out.

Rebeca steps out of the car with two brown paper sacks full

of liquor bottles that had been resting in her lap on the

way to Bruce’s, hugging one sack in each arm she waits for

everyone else to get out of the car. Rebecca has very large

breasts and is wearing gold colored high heels, sexy tight

spandex pants that accentuate her amazing legs and match the

color of Bruce’s Camaro, a white designer tee-shirt showing

off her cleavage, and a gold head band that matches her

shoes. There are two more BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN, JENNY

MARGOLIS AND SARA SIMPSON sitting in the car’s

backseat. They are crammed in between more brown paper

grocery bags loaded with big bottles of name brand whiskies,

gins, and vodkas inside of them.

Before opening the door to get out of his car Bruce remains

sat in the driver’s seat checking all of his pockets to make

sure he has everything he’d brought with him including his

wallet, pair of SUNGLASSES, two packs of CIGARETTES, a

CIGARETTE LIGHTER and a BOTTLE OF SUNSCREEN he’d

bought. Bruce twists the key from out of the Camaro’s

ignition and opens the car door to get out.

Bruce looks at Rebeca from over the hood of the

Camaro. Bruce makes eye contact with Rebeca and smiles at

her, she smiles back at him.

BRUCE SEVEN

Thanks for coming Rebeca. I don’t

know who else would have been able

to pick out all of those fine

brands of liquor the way you did.

REBECA ALBA

Oh no problem Bruce.

Rebecca flashes another smile at Bruce. Bruce is about to

say something to Rebeca but is interrupted by a voice coming

from inside of the Camaro.

(CONTINUED)

CONTINUED: 2.

JENNY (V. O.)

Hey, let us out of here! It’s too

hot.

Jenny and Sara are stuck still sitting in the backseat of

Bruce’s Camaro. The backseat of his car is loaded with a

surplus of brown paper sacks full of liquor bottles. Unable

to move, Jenny and Sara are prevented from being able to get

out of the two-door sports car because of the of its cargo.

BRUCE SEVEN

Hang on girls we’ll get you out of

there. Hey Sara I can’t even see

you, where are you?

Bruce bends down to have a look into the backseat of his

car.

SARA SIMPSON

I’m right here Bruce.

Sara is talking to Bruce from behind a stack. It’s almost

too difficult for Bruce to locate where she is in the back

seat.

BRUCE SEVEN

Right where? I don’t see

you. Don’t break any bottles,

OK? I just bought this hot rod. I

don’t want the backseat of my to

smell like booze after the Fourth

of July, you know?

BIANCA SEVEN and JOHNNY SIMPSON appear outside and hurry

down the driveway to meet Bruce and company.

BIANCA SEVEN

Bruce honey, you’re back already!

BRUCE SEVEN

Bianca this new car hauls ass.

When Bianca reaches Bruce they enjoy a long kiss

together. Rebeca walks up the driveway into the house

through an open garage door.

BIANCA SEVEN

I’m glad you’re here. There is

something in the backyard I want to

show you.

(CONTINUED)

CONTINUED: 3.

BRUCE SEVEN

Oh yeah, what is it?

BIANCA SEVEN

It’s a surprise Bruce.

Johnny begins to help Jenny and Sara get out of the Bruce’s

car.

Sara realizes her husband Johnny has come to rescue her from

the backseat of Bruce’s car.

SARA SIMPSON (V. O.)

Johnny!

JOHNNY SIMPSON

Hi baby, I’ve come to rescue you.

SARA SIMPSON (V. O.)

Aww, I love you.

Bruce turns his head to check out the situation happening

around his car. Jenny is handing paper sacks to Johnny who

from inside of the car.

BRUCE SEVEN

Johnny you need any help?

JOHNNY SIMPSON

No Bruce I think we’ve got

it. Guys will you give us a hand?

Johnny motions for several men standing around drinking beer

in Bruce’s garage to help him with the heavy paper

sacks. Two men who Johnny had motioned to each set down

their plastic cups of beer and assist Johnny in unloading

both the

BIANCA SEVEN

Come on Bruce.

Bianca grabs Bruce by the hand and leads him away from the

driveway to the backyard.

BRUCE SEVEN

What the hell is it sweetheart?

BIANCA SEVEN

You’ll see.