MY HIGHLIGHTS OF 4TH YEAR!

Or,

WHY SUREN DE SARAM IS SO GREAT.

A Powerpoint Presentation By Ciara Mary-Alice.

When Asked To Make A Powerpoint On My Highlights Of 4th Year, The Only Thing That Came To Mind Was A Concert I Attended On The 30th Of April 2012. This Concert Was Bombay Bicycle Club.

After Said Concert, (Which Was Needless To Say, Amazing.) Most Of The Band Members, Touring Musicians And Squib Came Out To Greet Us After. I, However, Wanted To Wait Out In The Cold Hopelessly For The Lead Singer Jack Steadman To Sign My T-Shirt. He Never Came. However, Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining.

The Drummer, Suren De Saram, Waited With The Few People Still Waiting Outside. He Talked To Everyone In Equal Measure And Even Went Back Inside To Look For Jack, Only To Come Back Out And Apologise For His Absence.

This Earned Not Only My Respect, But Also My Deep Admiration For Such A Humble Gent.

This Powerpoint Is Dedicated To Him, And The Many Reasons For His Greatness.

REASON 1:

His Leather Jacket.

He Found A Style, And He’s Sticking With it. Respect.

….Even Jack Wants Some Of This Jacket Action.

REASON 2:

His Car Is Known To Be A ‘Babe Magnet’. There Is No Photographic Proof Of This So I Am Going To Assume His Car Looks Like This:

REASON 3:

He Supports Swindon Town. Bless Him.

REASON 4:

http://surendesaram.co.uk/

He Has A Website Because He Is Just Such A Fabulous Percussionist.

REASON 5:

LOOK AT HIM.

LOOK SOME MORE.

AND A LITTLE MORE.

REASON 6:

His Voice. He’s Like A Cockney Marvin Gaye.

‘Let’s Get It Onnnnnn….

Innit.’

REASON 7:

He’s A Closet Glasses Wearer.

SPECSY.

REASON 8:

He’s An Inspiration To Incontinence Sufferers Everywhere. ‘What Doesn’t Kill

You Makes You Stronger.’

REASON 9:

He’s The Cool One In Bombay Bicycle Club.

REASON 10:

He Is Currently On Tour The Coolest Group OfPeople Known To Man.

REASON 11:

He Smiles Like A Five Year Old.

REASON 12:

Last, But Definitley Not Least.

Suren Is So Talented, His Musical Career Does Not Stop At Bombay BicycleClub. It Doesen’t Even Stop With Percussion. No. Beneath The SmilesAnd Leather Lies A Dark, Dark Alter Ego.

He Spits Bars.He Destroys Guitars.He’s Faster Than A Fast Car.He’s In Urban Dictionary.

He.Is………………………

D-TWAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

~Fin~