a murder most foul

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one dark day at front foot house.

James, I have recently come across some disturbing

information about your activities.

SWEET SALLY

sally, what ever are you

speaking of?! I have been diligent in my work endeavors.

HMPH!

JAMES

JAMES!!! you've been having

relations with my sister..mary jane!!!

SALLY!! sweet mary jane and I have simply

been rehearsing my new play..."kiss me there." I'm flummoxed as to why you would think

else wise.

MARY JANE

don't be a dummy

sally! If I wanted The attention of your

husband I would simply disrobe and display my

ample breasts. He must laugh at night at your sad chest action. ha

ha on you dumb sister sally.

ha ha.

ZOINKS!

you are the dummy Mary jane and you too

james.take that! and this! and this too! don't

forget about this!!!

SHARP KNIFE

and so.......

sweet sally, you are under arrest for the

murder of james mclarge and mary jane

virganality

THE COP

OH BOO HOO, BOO HOO..

offer him services most

delightful sally.

THE DEVIL

OH BOO HOO, BOO HOO..ISN'T THERE SOMETHING I COULD DO TO SWEEP THIS

UNDER THE RUG...OFFICER.

UH SORRY NO.

HA HA HA!!ANOTHER SOUL

FOR THE TAKING!!!

the end

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