Prez conference

RUBBER CHICKEN REELECTION RODEO ROAD TRIP

VISITS THE ABC CHICKEN RANCH

WHAT THE CAMERAS DIDN’T CATCH

Dammit, I belong in

the center!

Oh, NO, I forgot my

wallet!

Where’s my teleprompter? I can only smile

so long…

Does it show? I just

had an obamagasm!

Please don’t ask me

anything political…

They’re gonna PAY for this big

time!!