Are you a serial killer?

10 questions to ask yourself

Do you go through an inordinate amount of metal drums?

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Do you plan things in-depth and visualize their outcomes?

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Do you see an inherent threat in everyday objects?

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Do you own more than eight pair of pliers?

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Can you name a drug and the dosage required to satisfactorily sedate a 150 pound person?

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Are some areas of your home “off limits” to Merry Maids?

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Have you ever considered purchasing a book on medieval restraint mechanisms?

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Can you recite the daily routine of someone who doesn’t even know your name?

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Did you long ago abandon the idea of karmic retribution?

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Check your score!

If you answered yes:0-2 times: a little frisky

3-5 times: owner of all Dexter DVDs

6-8 times: enjoyer of light torture

9-10 times: CONGRATULATIONS!

You’re a serial killer!