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The 10 funniest jokes only marketers will get

Marketing jokes only marketers will get

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The 10 funniest jokes only

marketers will get

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#1 What's a personality trait of a bad

marketer?

Anti-social

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#2 One SEO expert enters a restaurant:

restaurant, eating, burger,

organic, halal, french

touch, menu, reservation,

paris..

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Hang on …

That was just a warm-up

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Wait for it ….

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#3 A knock knock joke never gets old:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interruptive marketer

Interruptive marke--

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#4 Why did the marketer get off the

trampoline??

He was worried about his bounce rate.

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#5 Why did the marketing couple decide not to

get married?

Because they weren't on the same landing page!!!

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#6 What’s a pirate’s favorite marketing metric?

Thee arrrrrrrrrrROI!!!

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#7 What’s a pirate’s favorite content format?

WebinARRR! Preferably one

that’s B2Sea

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#8 For all SEO lovers here’s an other one:

A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, "Why's everyone staring?" The bartender says ...

Cuz your ALT tag is showing!!!

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#9 And, on generating leads…

Why can’t the marketer go see live

musicals anymore?

He keeps trying to capture the leads!!

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Last one.. I promise!!

#10 Why did the marketer fail at honey harvesting?

Instead of tapping the hive, he insisted on going B2B !!

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Hope you guys enjoyed it, let us know if you

have more jokes about maketing in a

comment !

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Fellow marketers … I salute you!