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The 10 funniest jokes only
marketers will get
#1 What's a personality trait of a bad
marketer?
Anti-social
#2 One SEO expert enters a restaurant:
restaurant, eating, burger,
organic, halal, french
touch, menu, reservation,
paris..
Hang on …
That was just a warm-up
Wait for it ….
#3 A knock knock joke never gets old:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interruptive marketer
Interruptive marke--
#4 Why did the marketer get off the
trampoline??
He was worried about his bounce rate.
#5 Why did the marketing couple decide not to
get married?
Because they weren't on the same landing page!!!
#6 What’s a pirate’s favorite marketing metric?
Thee arrrrrrrrrrROI!!!
#7 What’s a pirate’s favorite content format?
WebinARRR! Preferably one
that’s B2Sea
#8 For all SEO lovers here’s an other one:
A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, "Why's everyone staring?" The bartender says ...
Cuz your ALT tag is showing!!!
#9 And, on generating leads…
Why can’t the marketer go see live
musicals anymore?
He keeps trying to capture the leads!!
Last one.. I promise!!
#10 Why did the marketer fail at honey harvesting?
Instead of tapping the hive, he insisted on going B2B !!
Hope you guys enjoyed it, let us know if you
have more jokes about maketing in a
comment !
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Fellow marketers … I salute you!