Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka

Chapter 1

2009

1.1 September

1.1.1 Fish (2009-09-23 04:00)

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Ya poymat bolshoe fish. NET znaet chto s eto delaet. Ochen bolshoe!!! Lubish lovit fish! Hodil letov Sibir. Polovit mnogo fish and govorit about kurs. Privozit VHS. Against bolezn.

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1. http://www.flickr.com/photos/43883884@N07/4038078409/

2. http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard_volz/333.html

3. http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard_volz/333.html?mode=reply

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1.1.2 I odin Fish bolshe! (2009-09-23 04:13)

And odin Fish more!




1.1.3 Moi Semya (2009-09-24 00:53)

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Moi Semya. Staroe davno.





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1.1.4 WARNING! (2009-09-24 01:02)

Vsem rasskazyvaesh about Dr.Volz! Dr.Volz prishel for izbavit russian people ot razlichny predrassudok andzabolevanie. Russian people ochen silno podverzhen zabolevaniye - meteorism. It is a national disease. NeedVHS! Polezny and priyatny! Bezopasny, and against pomogaet!




1.1.5 PHYSICAL ZARYADKA & SPIRITUAL PRISYADKA WITH DR. VOLZ ONVHS (2009-09-24 01:18)

Vedet rabota pro new kurs (upgrade especially for russian people). Nado for polezny. Against virus andprostuda. Zhivi vsegda! Nado against kashel! Bez tablety! Kurs ”PHYSICAL ZARYADKA & SPIRITUALPRISYADKA WITH DR. VOLZ ON VHS 2”. Nahodi and pokupaet!!! Nikogda ne grustit and govoril”SPASIBO DR. VOLZ! OCHEN HOROSHY KURS ON VHS! NE GRUSTIT MORE!”




1.1.6 VHS. Teper v Kazan! (2009-09-24 21:15)

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Zima. Kazan. After one Spiritual Prisyadka on VHS.Ulybatsya and bodry! Microrayon. NET boitsa holod.





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1.1.7 Russian people loves lovit fish and znaet VHS polza! (2009-09-24 22:02)

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My Russian druhi and Ya poymal fish. Ya uchit druhi Spiritual Prisyadka and hvalit Dr.Volz and SPASIBOfor VHS for Ya!Druhi stanovit bogach like Ya cherez year!NET invalid more!Tut mnogy VHS and NET v Sibir tut! Cherez moy kurs on VHS lovit bolshe fish and NET propast!Budet NET golodnyi cherez varenyi fishi. U Ya lyzhy horosho and lubit moroz and bogach!Ya pomogaet Russian druhi and on SPASIBO Ya for VHS!





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1.1.8 Moy Rabota (2009-09-24 22:28)

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Moy Rabota.





1.1.9 Davno (2009-09-24 23:25)

Davno. Ne byt VHS znal. Zhit v ne Zarydka and Spiritual poddershaet.Znaet work and kashleit. NET budet dovolen.Potom prosvet in zhizn and nauchitel all znaet.And bogach! And VHS!


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1.1.10 My portrait sdelal moi druh Ya Spasibo for VHS and pomenal life for bo-gach&zdorov (2009-09-25 00:31)

[ LJ User: civka ]Delaet Zaryadka Every Day:Odin - zabyvaet pabout NET horosho.Dva - predstavit positive picture in golova. Bely shar with svetly.Tri - ulybaetsya and deep vzdoh.Chetyre - predstavit bogach and udacha.Hochet znat more? Nado VHS! Delaetsya bogach &zdorov! (NET tolsty)




1.1.11 About Bolezn of chelovek (2009-09-25 01:07)

Bolez of chelovek - po neznaniyu and bezdelnost. Tot znaet and zdorov and zhit dolgo,NET interesy finansovy vazhnyh mir, NET interesovano zdorov ludi.

VHS ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS” in info otnosi put and methoddostigay and obsluzhivay ideal zdorova

Danny info, koncentrat praktich izucheniya and clinics isledovan Dr. Volz,Oblast fiziologia, biologia, biohimia, naturopatia and stan bogach and NET zaboleet v oblastyah estestvenanauka.

Dr. Volz - ucheny-ekspert, zhizn dokazala mnogie iz kotoryi.Telo - ne raspolagaet bolezni - Hram Absolute Zdorovy.

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1.1.12 Lubit zima (2009-09-27 01:59)

Ochen silno lubish hodit with Russian ludy hodish! Zima hodish vpered and progulat! And back! Deepdyshat and dumaet about horoshy! Sugrob.

Smotri na VHS




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1.1.13 Prostor (2009-09-27 03:27)

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Ya nazvat eto picture ”PROSTOR”. Sdelay Ya cherez photo! Kazan. Tam moi russian druh on pic-ture. Sovsem NET videt :-) Leto.

Teper na VHS!





1.1.14 Moscow Today. People and Infinity. Physical and Spiritual Signs by Dr. RichardVolz. (2009-09-28 00:00)

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Ya sdelal Etot picture after progulka in Moskva. Etot picture ochen horoshy daet mood of Moscow City. Etotpicture poydet v exhibition in NY v zima. Budu delay picture kak eto more for my exhibition. Budet zvat”Moscow Today. People and Infinity. Physical and Spiritual Signs by Dr.Richard Volz”. Ne ukradi! All pravareserved! Maybe Ya sdelay exhibition in Moscow and Kazan later. Russian people mozhet smotri. And moynew kurs ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz 2 on VHS”! Dolzhen znay!

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Hochet znat more? Nado VHS!





1.1.15 Soul of the Cat (2009-09-28 01:54)

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Teper koshka! Odin picture bolshe for my exhibition in NY. V glazy of koshka est zhelty svet! Koshka videt iprygnet! V etom picture soul of russian koshka. Prihodi v my exhibition.

Hochet znat more? Nado VHS!





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1.1.16 Mashina cherez VHS (2009-09-28 16:13)

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Eto moy mashina. I buy it because and est bogach. Ya imeet mnogo imet. Ya stal bogach cherez mypractice of Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka on VHS! Now Ya mozhet pozvolyaet raznoe all! Cherezdelaet Spiritual Prisyadka Ya ponimaet all vnutri. Like indian people. Ya look through.

Hochet znat more? Nado VHS! Delaetsya bogach &zdorov! (NET tolstyi)





1.1.17 Uvidet takoy? Pokupaet!!! (2009-09-28 20:59)

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Esli uvidet takoy...Srazu pokupaet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Etot ochen horoshiy! Skoro ya skazhesh pochemu nado tak. Ne nado teryay time!

Zapominaet:

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Uvidet takoy - Pokupaet!Uvidet takoy more - Pokupaet more!Uvidet takoy many - Pokupaet all!

Ochen, ochen nado for Russian People mnogo takoy! Ne nado prodat! Nado pokupaet!!!

Uvidet takoy? Рokupaet!





1.1.18 Group Cheryomushka (VHS) (2009-09-29 01:20)

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Rad predsavlyaet teper group Cheryomushka!Ya byl radovat uchastie v tut Cheryomushka.Next Year poydet v igraet and Ya tut (center) play music.Music about Russian prostor and zima and leto tut.In Kazan now. Prihodi v Kazan. Ya tak budet skazat speach about my new kurs. And igrat music





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1.1.19 Book (2009-09-30 02:52)

Ya nachinaet pishet book about polezny practice Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz (for all Russian People)and Spiritual Prisyadka too (for nekotory chelovek).Ya ponimaet Spiritual Prisyadka - est zhestkiy for understanding mnogo ludi, but ya budet staratsa istaratsa. Sdelalos ponimaet - VHS not for all, but net VHS net ponimat i delaet secret practice of SpiritualPrisyadka. Zhestkiy for ponimaet ludi i Russian ludi too. Book budet rasskazat about VHS pravda. Book nepomogaet nazdorovie, but davat znanie for people, kak pomogaet youself and ne grustit sam sebe and TOSEE THROUGH. Eto kak instruction.Ya budu zvat book VHS. PHYSICAL ZARYADKA & SPIRITUAL PRISYADKA WITH DR. VOLZ. Ili netak. Poka tak.Eto est trudny - to explain for chelovek neponyato doctrine, but ochen nado i budu. Sdelalos ponimaetVHS-mashina imeet malo ludi in Russia. Ya budet skazat pochemu dolzhen iskaet takoe. Dolzhen.Esli Ty rasskazaet about my doctrine drugi - sdelal Great horoshy sovershil! Ty budet nagrada! Byt pervyand slava horosho!




1.2 October

1.2.1 Takoe? (2009-10-01 00:49)

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Etot Takoe Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™!





1.2.2 Etot horoshy! (2009-10-01 02:15)

Etot ochen horoshy. Pro net rabota but est VHS and delaet ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka withDr. Volz” i potomu vesely.

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1.2.3 NET zloy! (2009-10-04 02:46)

Teper menya ochen mnogo people rugaet cherez NET ponimaet. Govorit Dr. Volz - [1]mad professor, zloy,pugaet! NET nado slushaet such people! Nado verit to Ya! Dr. Volz - dobry. Ulybatsya. Ponyat all peopleand hochet pomogay!Doctor Volz prishel for pomogay Russian People izbavitsya ot razlichny predrassudok and zabolevanie!Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz - ochen nuzhny for Etot instrument!NET nado soprotivaetsya!Nado vpusti VHS with my doctrine in!Mnogo vygoda:1. Stat bogach!2. Ne Grustit more3. Ne zabolevaet!4. Hochet znat more? Need VHS!


1. http://blue-olusha.livejournal.com/1064704.html



1.2.4 My friend Staffan (2009-10-05 22:00)

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My friend Staffan delaet ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz” v russian shapka.

Teper:1. Vesely2. Ulybatsya3. Ne grustit4. Bogach5. Shutit

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1.2.5 Takoe (2009-10-06 19:20)

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Zdravstvui! Today Ya Nahodit Takoe. Chto with Takoe delat? Kak Takoe mozhet byt polezny?





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1.2.6 Some opasny equipment for maly Deti (2009-10-08 22:24)

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Zdravstvui! Ya byl nahodit some special equipment for deti. Etot ochen opasny! Ya ne recommendedtakoe for ispolzovat daily. My doctrine ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS” neuse takoe equipment. Esli nahodit takoe - ne beret, but call to police! And skazhet:Zdravstvui! Nepriyatnytut! Prihodi and pomogat deti! NET! NET est!!!

Etot uvlekatelny, but:1. Vozmozhy polomaet and isportit!2. Need for krasit every year!3. Zhestko!4. Raznocvetno!5. Nevysoky!6. Nenadezhny!

For deti nado ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS” (for deti edition).

Etot:1. Neopasny i Priyatny!2. Noneedtokrasish i Postepenny!3. Spokoiny i Bezvredny!4. Delat deti Bogaty i Razumny!5. Netyazholy!

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1.2.7 VHS for All (2009-10-10 00:38)

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Zdravstvui! NET nado poteryal time! Delaet VHS-machine samodelny kogda zima! (Nado for use PhysicalZaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS)Etot ochen prostoy. Ya sdelat 100 takoe and skazhet vse ludi about. Nado chitaet very vnimatelny.

[2]1. First delaet takoe

[3]2. Potom tak(tut nado povernut and podlozhit)

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[4]3. Tak (Ostalos sovsem malo)

[5]4. Nado NET zabyvaet sdelaet tak

[6]5. Tak. VHS-machine gotovo! Enjoy!

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1.2.8 Polezny or net polezny etot? (2009-10-15 00:14)

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Zdravstvui! Ya nayti takoe New Technology v TV-Shop.Nado pokupaet or podozhdi?Budet polezny?Etot horoshy for Russian People?Budet nado for Russian People kogda net nado for me?Description of Etot:Etot neobhodimoi dlya chistyh snaryadov, artefakty, raznoe and punktov...Nachalo rabot po punktam, v konteiner for vse. Tolko 20 uzhe poluchil!Polezny:1. Horoshy effekt.2. Postavka 220 volt.3. Polihrom4. Vsego $4905. Net analog(?)

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6. Podarok if kupit right now!Net polezny:1. Gromko2. Siniy only3. Vozmozhny net mozhno voda4. Next Year budet novy CV-600





1.2.9 About SPAM (Dr.Volz edition) (2009-10-17 20:01)

Zdravstvui, Druh!Ya ochen lubit SPAM, tratit ochen silny mnogo polezny time na Etot, delaet ochen mnogo Takoe Etot, butodin Russian woman skazhet about net polezny of SPAM(Dr.Volz edition)!Net nado delaet Takoe - skazhet etot woman!Ya hochet znaet tvoy opinion about SPAM(Dr.Volz edition).Russian People nado or net nado SPAM ot Dr.Voz about ochen silny polezny ”Physical Zaryadka & SpiritualPrisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS”?And about krasivy Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™(with picture)?Nado staraetsya for Russian People or Etot net budet ponimaet kak nado?Kakoe smysl Ty dumaet about SPAM(Dr.Volz edition):1. Etot polezny!2. Etot net polezny!3. Etot vredny!4. Etot sovsem net nado!5. Etot ochen nado!6. Nado delaet Takoe more!7. Nado net delaet Takoe!8. Nado delaet Takoe malo!




1.2.10 About net sovsem polezny and net nado of zolotoe metall! (2009-10-20 19:55)

Etot no surprise for most Umny People: zolotoe metall sovset net polezny for sovremenny razumnychelovek! Especially if Etot use ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS”!First Rule of Uspeshny use ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz on VHS”etot: nado net imeet zolotoe metall at all!V zolotoe metall and Takoe sdelany with Etot net duhovny, krasivy and kulturne!Zolotoe metall delaet otvlekat Sovremenny Chelovek (Especially Maly Deti) of Russia ot Idet Vperedi andpoluchaet Zdorov, Bogach and Uspeh (And Finansovy too)! And Zdorovy!Ya pomogaet Sovremenny Chelovek v Etot problemm of Etot!Vse Russian People mozhet nachinaet stanovitsya bogach and zdorov Right Now (kogda zima)! Etot interesny?Hochet znaet more? OK!

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Ya budet delaet change Net polezny of zolotoe metall (Vsyakoe) to VHS with my new kurs ”Physical Zaryadka& Spiritual Prisyadka 2 with Dr.Volz on VHS”!Da Tak! Ty net oshybka v ponimanie of Etot: Byl some Net polezny - Stalo - many ochen silny polezny andgood for sdelaetsya bogach na mnogo time! All time! Takoe net budet wait for You! Nado uspevaet (AndMaly Deti too).If Ty Razumny Sovremenny, Vzrosly (Etot for Maly Deti too) Chelovek nado pishet za-yavka(podrobny) in comments.If Ty sdelaet Etot Razumny right now Ty poluchaet Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™bez dengi!Scheme of Etot Razumny Change:Net Polezny =1. Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka 2 with Dr.Volz on VHS2. Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™3. Mnogo Zdorov4. Bogach




1.2.11 Dva Opinions (2009-10-21 19:49)

Zdravstvui!Tut Ya ppedstavlyaet dva razlichny opinions about Dr.Volz and ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadkawith Dr.Volz on VHS”.Odin opinion pravilny, polezny and horoshy.Drugoe opinion NET horoshy, oshibka, nepravilno and vredny!

Vot takoe opinions (mozhno nazhimaet na Etot and Etot for uznaet about):

[1]1. OCHEN SILNY PRAVILNY! and [2]2. SOVSEM NET PRAVILNY!

Kakoe opinion pohozh na tvoe? Nado sdelaet pravilny vybiraet! If Ty somivaetsya, feel free to sprashivaet Yaabout! Ya budet otvechaet pravda only! Net mozhno pereputaet! Nado vidit raznitsa and budet BDITELNY!


1. http://mihail-kukuruza.livejournal.com/105137.html

2. http://plakhov.livejournal.com/112444.html



1.2.12 I am!!! (2009-10-22 16:00)

Ya zhiv!




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1.2.13 About PRAVDA and NET Takoe (2009-10-26 02:54)

Zdravstvui!Etot izvestny for all: My journal bylo suspended NET CHESTNY and WITHOUT SKAZHET RANOABOUT!Ya net znaet zachem exactly, but Ya dumaet Etot poluchaetsya was cherez Ya skazhet PRAVDA all timeabout all! And NET Boyatsya! Ya bylo rasskazhet PRAVDA Russian People about VHS and ”PhysicalZaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”!Etot Net bylo horosho for nekotory! And Etot Nekotory delaet NET PRAVDA about PRAVDA of VHS,”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS” and Dr.Volz! Skazhi Ya kto Takoe sdelaetif znaet about Etot. Ya net imeet obizhaetsya v Etot! Etot for znaet about only. If skazhet Takoe - budetpoluchaet 2 ”Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek” instead 0 or 1. Net nado boyatsya Takoe russian vzroslystrashny chelovek, nado verit Ya and poluchat 2 ”Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek”!WARNING: If Ty znaet Takoe NET PRAVDA about Ya - NET verit Etot vzrosly chelovek, but govorit Yaabout!(2 ”Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek” stoit Takoe)POMNIT: ”Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek” waiting for Ty! Etot 100 only! Nado byt loyalty VHSand Dr.Volz Net zabyvaet about!ALSO POMNIT: If kotory vzrosly chelovek skazat NET PRAVDA about Dr.Volz, nado skazhet Takoe: NETTAK! Etot polezny! And Takoe: ”Ty Net znaet about polza of VHS? Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadkawith Dr.Volz on VHS Etot znachit for Ty? Ty hochet Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek? Need VHS!”Now Ya imeet Takoe journal: [1]http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard volz/ (Etot for Vsegda byt!)And Takoe: [2]http://dr-volz.livejournal.com/ (Etot for udobny)Mozhno pishet v Etot and Etot takzhe! Etot net razlichny!Dr.Volz


1. http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard_volz/

2. http://dr-volz.livejournal.com/



1.2.14 Pomogaet (first step) (2009-10-28 21:24)

Ya net budet teryaet time and right now Ya begin to podgotovit Russian People k vstrecha with Ya v nextyear.1 Step - Etot budet izbavit Razumny chast of Russian People ot odin iz opasny national disease - CHIREY!Nosit Takoe (more than 1) est nevospitanny neobrazovanny and nekulturny.Etot (more than 1) nado udalyaet cherez aktivny nagibanie vpered and dumaet about horosho and NETdumaet about ETOT! Etot first.Potom nado gluboko dyshit(mnogo time), smotrit, slyshit and dumaet about some polezny (VHS for example).And NET mozhno trogaet ETOT or nado chistit tvoe hand with special poroshok (Ya rasskazhet about later).Nado povtoryaet Takoe all zima every day (Weekend too. Mozhno malo otdyhaet v Christmas and Maslenitsa).And next Year Ty budet vstrechaet Dr.Volz without Etot (or with 1 only). And Maly Deti too!

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1.2.15 Annual Bulletin (2009-10-31 17:51)

”Laboratory of Zdorov, Zaryadka, Bogach and poznay Youself” opyat opublikovat ”Annual Bul-letin” with Pravda about Russian People.(Etot opyat poluchilos, vopreki intrigue of NET PRAVDA DELAET POLITICS and FUNDAMENTALISTS)

33,4 percent of half Russian People - imeet cherny skin or potomki of Eti14,8 - Kitaets22,7 - IndeetsOthers Udmurt, Muslim and Sery - imeet neopredelenny genny sklad.Posledny part zhit v nedostupny places, Net imeet samostoyatelny podvizhny, Net imeet reaction na SpiritualPrisyadka and Net znaet about KAK USE VHS and MNOGO POLEZNY OF ETOT. Etot malo proizoshloot some NOT-SPIRITUAL PRIMATES.

Etot est real pravda about Russian People, wich Dr.Volz pomogaet with doctrine ”Physical Zaryadka &Spiritual Prisyadka”.




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1.2.16 Net Tak! (2009-10-31 19:56)

Etot picture prislat my uchenik. On bylo imeet dosada and aktivny position about Etot NET horoshofor ”Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™” and for all Russian People!

Etot sample of ”Net racionalny” and ”Net kak Etot nado” use of ”Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™”!If Russian People tak delaet with Etot, Etot NET budet polezny for Russian People! V next year Yabudet podrobny rasskazat about kak Russian People mozhet use ”Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™”bezopasny and ekonomny! Also Ya budet delaet glava v my book about Etot problemm.

Etot:1. Lezhit without prismotr (na vidu)2. Gryazny!3. Ploski!4. Net akkuratny!5. Look kak Plohoe!6. Podalshe Polozhish - Poblizhe Vozmyosh!

(Vozmozhny Etot est fake)




1.3 November

1.3.1 Nado Tak! (2009-11-02 17:56)

Today prinosit ochen silny mnogo udivitelny and mnogo surprises for Ya! Etot vrode sensation!V Etot slozhny poverit, but Ya vidit svoy eyes that: [1]First Russian Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™bylo sdelano!

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Etot bylo sdelan without Spiritual Prisyadka and VHS-support completely!Ya vidit that Etot budet rabotaet like nastoyaschy Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™!Ty mozhet net verit Ya? Ya mozhet dokazyvaet Takoe:

[2][ LJ User: xenopus ]

Vot Takoe! Teper verit? Etot est first lastochka, but ochen poluchilos! Teper Ya ponimaet - SPAM(Dr.Volz edition) est ochen silny mnogo polezny! Ya budet delaet Takoe more!


1. http://xenopus.livejournal.com/279331.html

2. http://xenopus.livejournal.com/279331.html



1.3.2 Polezny rasskaz (2009-11-05 01:20)

Zdravstvui! Ya nachinaet pishet mnogo malenki rasskaz. Etot budet net Takoe prosto, but ochen ponyatny!

Ya dumaet, Rasskaz - Etot better for ponimaet Russian People.

Bud umny - chitaet ochen silny vnimatelny for ponimaet about and poluchat mnogo polezny!

Delaetsya more umny and gotov!

Sergey Viktorovich and Nikolay Alexeev

Sergey Viktorovich sidit v dom and imeet nothing to delaet. Etot skuchny and Net interesny, but SergeyViktorovich otdyhat because rabotaet mnogo time. Etot - vyhodnoe. Sergey Viktorovich est mnogo Netpolezny eda. Etot ustaly and Net poluchaet interesny, but imeet povezlo: horoshy rabota and dengi na eda.Kogda net rabota, Sergey Viktorovich imeet nothing to delaet. Sergey Viktorovich zhit v Moskva and tolsty,

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but imeet dostatok.

V odin vyhodnoy day Sergey Viktorovich ochen silny povezlo poluchaet odin polezny SPAM, but SergeyViktorovich skazhet NET for prochitaet and dumaet about. Sergey Viktorovich vybrosit polezny SPAM anddelaetsya zloy cherez Etot.

- SPAM - Net polezny! - skazhet Tak.

- Etot for glupy and Net for Vzrosly Chelovek! Ya Serious, Vazhny and Otdyhaet after vazhy dolzhnost!

skazhet Takoe and poyti v otdyhaet.

Nikolay Alexeev Net imeet rabota. Etot delaet physical zaryadka every day and imeet horoshy forma, but neochen silny because Etot net pomeschaetsya v graphic. Nikolay Alexeev zhit v stary village and imeet maloznaet about razlichny. On bedny, but bodry. Nikolay Alexeev Net poluchaet polezny SPAM cherez ochensilny bedny and Net znaet all polezny of Etot. V Etot stary village SPAM NET imeet vozmozhny dostavka.Ochen stary.

V odin day Nikolay Alexeev poyti v forest za griby for eda. Nikolay Alexeev ochen silny mnogo lubit svezhyoxygen, zima, Russian nature, Russian forest and griby for eda.

V forest horosho! Tut mnogo zveri. And Etot lubit Nikolay Alexeev za dobry character and horoshee forma.Nikolay Alexeev lubit Etot zveri too. And birds! Mnogo oxygen and polezny around!

- Etot forest ochen horoshy - skazhet Nikolay Alexeev and sdelat deep vzdoh.

- Tut prostorny!

Nikolay Alexeev smotret around and vidit SOMETHING v kust. Etot vozmozhny opasny, but NikolayAlexeev NET imeet strah completely! And horoshy physical forma! Nikolay Alexeev take Etot, nesti v svoeizba and begin to use ponaznacheniyu every day.

After odin year - Nikolay Alexeev delaetsya bogach and priehat zhit v Moskva! Horoshy Rabota, dostatok,Zdorov and General Director nad Sergey Viktorovich. Ne tolsty!

Teper Ya sprashivaet Ty:

KAKOE ETOT NAHODIT NIKOLAY ALEXEEV IN FOREST V PROSHLY YEAR?

If Ty chitaet rasskaz vnimatelny and umny - Ty smozhet davat pravilny otvet na Etot.Nagrada za pravilnoe otvet - 1 Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™.




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1.3.3 Otvet na proshloe post (2009-11-09 14:48)

Etot Village bylo ochen bedny and tut privozit trash from all Russia.Etot bylo polezny SPAM kotoroe Net nado for glupy part of Russian People and vybrasyavaet Takoe to trash.Trash privozit v stary village and one box with SPAM somebody prinosit to forest. And odin stary, cherstvy,plosky Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek for podderzhaet horoshee forma.

Nikolay Alexeev nahodit Takoe and nachinat rabotaet hard all zima.On sobiraet dengi for bilet to Moscow v leto, meet Dr.Volz, poluchat VHS-machine, Dekorativny Hleb forVzrosly Chelovek, my new kurs ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka 2 with Dr.Volz on VHS” anddelaetsya bogach &zdorov!

Etot easy!




1.3.4 Next rasskaz (2009-11-09 17:07)

Net secret for all:Some people - govorit,Some people - delaet.

About Govorit and Delaet

Zhit v Russia dva chelovek Sergey and Alexey. Etot and Etot lubit odin prekrasny girl - Zoya.

Sergey bylo chelovek dela.- Ya poedet far far away and prinosit Volshebny Prekrasny Predmet for Zoya, - skazhet Sergey and uehat zaTakoe.

Alexey bylo lazy chelovek and sidit v svoe dom and dumaet:- Ya poedet za Takoe for Zoya too!But Alexey bylo too lazy and Net poehat.- Ya napishet some prekrasny poetry for Zoya! - dumaet Alexey.But smotrit VHS-machine and net imeet time na Takoe.

Sergey puteshestvovat mnogo time and naiti Volshebny Prekrasny Predmet, but ochen silny polubit Etotpredmet and ostavit Takoe sebe.

Alexey all Etot time sidit v svoe dom and smotrit VHS. One time Alexey meet girl much more prekrasnythan Zoya and zhenitsya on Etot for nothing to do and smotrit VHS together!

A Zoya sdelalos zhena for Nikolay Alexeev.


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1.3.5 People&Cities. Infinity Smysl of Bogach&Zdorov. (2009-11-13 19:05)

Zdravstvui!My friend polozhit series of pictures on svoe site. Etot ochen ponrafilos Ya!Ya podobrat some pictures for my own series of photos.Ya nazyvat Etot series ”People &Cities. Infinity Smysl of Bogach &Zdorov”.Tut raznoe, but imeet ochen silny mnogo smysl together only!

Etot sport.

Samolet.

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Dr.Volz

Horoshy Otdyh

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Etot Takoe Eagle!

Etot animal.

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Zakat of the Sun.

Oil platform in the North Sea.

Etot loshad.

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Beloe flower.

Zakat of the Sun.

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Etot Zvezda of Kremlin.

Etot dom of beton in Moscow &Kazan.

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Mice.

Nakormil golodnoe kot!

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Bogach &Zdorov!

Ogurets.




1.3.6 ZIMA. VHS time. (2009-11-17 03:53)

Ya hochet skazhet about ZIMA. Etot uzhe tut!Teper time to delaet VHS-MACHINE samodelny!Etot nado for use ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”.(Etot posledny for ”chelovek NET pomnit about Takoe”)Net bud lazy! Bogach &Zdorov waiting for Ty!And Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek!Vsem rasskazyvaesh pro Dr.Volz and ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”!Nado rasskazyvaesh very silny mnogo Russian People(friends and drugoe) for Etot and Etot uspevaet delaet

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easy VHS-machine!




1.3.7 About odin Russian Bogach (2009-11-22 17:10)

Bylo zima and ochen silny holodny and sneg. And sugrob! Etot bylo ochen silny long and temno! MnogoRussian People use alcohol and nothing to do. And terpelo. Skuchny and Net interesny waiting for spring forposevnaya.

But odin Russian Chelovek - Sergey Toporov Net imeet skuchat! Vesely, Zdorov and imeet bogatoe houseand all mebel from Ikea. And internet! And pokupaet bolshoe lodka for mozhno plavaet and spit in! Andkrasivy wife!

Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo Russian People zavidovat to Etot! And try to delaet some Net polezny forEtot razumny Chelovek. But Etot net imeet uspeh, and Sergey Toporov bogach &zdorov!

”Sergey Toporov delaet Physical Zaryadka &Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS - Etot ponyatny,but pochemu Takoe uspeh?”, - dumaet nerazumny part of Russian People. ”Etot - est glupy and Net polezny!But pochemu Etot rabotaet?”, - dumaet Russian People Takoe. And zavidovat. And use alcohol more. Andprodolzhit Net verit v polezny of Physical Zaryadka &Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS.

Nastupilo vesna. Sergey Toporov sdelal posevnaya more bystro than all Russian People and imeet timeto poydet to Moscow and Kazan, meet Dr.Volz and poluchit Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek Andsamodelny VHS-machine JVC. And poydet to Ikea and kupit samoe dorogoe divan!

Ostalnoe people s bolshoe slozhny prodolzhaet delaet posevnaya. And zavidovat:1. Gde Etot brat mnogo free time?2. Pochemu bogach?3. Mnogo mebel from Ikea!4. Pochemu Etot delaet glupy Physical Zaryadka &Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS? Etot Netserious for vzrosly Chelovek!5. Gde bral Dekorativny krasivy Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek(2)?6. Gde bral dengi na dorogoe VHS-machine?7. Pochemu Net use alcohol with us all zima?

A Sergey Toporov postavil krasivoe divan to svoe lodka and uplyt to lovit fish.




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1.4 December

1.4.1 About Silny Moroz (2009-12-01 10:33)

Zdravstvui!Net nado boitsya Silny Moroz!Silny Moroz - tvoe Druh!




1.4.2 Etot Takoe opasny for Ty! (2009-12-11 01:59)

Zdravstvui!

Net Takoe davno stalo: Odno my smely and otchayanny Druh sdelal popytka to otkazyvatsya ot ”PhysicalZaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”. Etot bylo like some opasny experiment.

Etot my Druh - Sergey, sdelat zamena ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS” to”begaet v park, dyshit with oxygen and delaet obychny zaryadka”. On nadevaet sportsuit and pobezhit vrano utro. And ulybaetsya!

But after 10 metrov padat and lomaet svoe nose ob koleno! And vybivaet samoe luchshy of svoe zuby! AndNet bogach more! And Net mozhet lovit vkusny fish more!

Teper Sergey must waiting for vyrastaet new Takoe for opyat ulybaetsya! Teper Ya nosit eda and svezhy VHSfor my Druh. Etot for vyruchaet from beda and Net skuchaet, when Etot waiting for new zuby and nose.

Kakoe vyvod Ty sdelaet from Etot rasskaz?




1.4.3 Warning! (2009-12-14 14:50)

Byvaet Takoe ochen silno mnogo razny sluchay:

1. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est HOROSHY! Etot Chelovek budet Horoshy vsegda, but ”Physical Zaryadka& Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS” budet delaet with Takoe Chelovek BOGACH &ZDOROV! Netolsty!

2. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est NET HOROSHY! Kak UROD! Etot Chelovek Net budet poluchaet polzawith ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”! Etot budet Takoe UROD vsegda!

3. Chelovek (Russky or Net) est Net znaet Kakoe byt. ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka withDr.Volz on VHS” budet delaet with Takoe Chelovek - HOROSHY! And potom - BOGACH &ZDOROV!If Etot Chelovek (Russky or Net) Net budet znaet about ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with

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Dr.Volz on VHS”, or too lazy for Etot - Etot est ochen opasny! Mozhet sluchaetsya Plohoe Chelovek ornastoyaschy UROD! Tolsty and NET BOGACH &ZDOROV!

Etot tochny information! Ya and association of ”BOGACH &ZDOROV” bylo mnogo sdelaet Takoe ex-periment! Pomnit about when smotrit VHS with my kurs! Budet polza? Net budet polza? Nado reshaetsamodelny! Tolko Takoe!




1.4.4 About odin tolstoe chelovek (2009-12-16 03:37)

Zdravstvui, Dorogoe Druh!Today Ya budet rasskazat about odin Chelovek(Russian).Etot bylo use mnogo eda and sdelaetsya ochen silny tolstoe cherez Etot. But Etot chelovek Net volnovatsyaabout.

- Ya tolstoe, but bogach and imeet mnogo imet! - govorit Takoe.- Nado delaet Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS! - skazhet Ya. - Etot poleznyand delaet ”Net Tolsty” with Ty ochen bystry!- Tolsty - Net meshaet byt Bogach for Ya, - skazhet Takoe chelovek and poyti est korm.

After odin week Etot chelovek poluchil v morda na ulitsa and stal NET bogach! Etot prihodit v moedom and skazhet: ”Dr.Volz! Today Ya poluchaet v morda na ulitsa! And Net imeet byt bogach more!Pochemu Takoe?”Ya davat Etot bedny tolsty chelovek VHS and 1 ”Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek” bez dengi andgovorit Takoe: ”Na Takoe! Use Etot every day and budet posmotrit, kakoe budet result!”Chelovek skazhet: ”Spasibo, Dr.Volz. Ya budet delaet Takoe!” And stal delaet Takoe every day.

Proshlo odin year.Kakoe tvoe opinion? Kakoe teper Etot chelovek:1. Tolsty2. Bedny4. Net tolsty5. Bogach6. Ulybaetsya7. Net Takoe8. Bogach &Zdorov. Ulybaetsya9. Zdorov10. Opyat Poluchaet v morda na ulitsa




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1.4.5 Takoe Regatta! (2009-12-21 00:13)

[1]

Zdravstvui!

Today Ya radostny to present Ty [2]TAKOE! Etot regatta sdelal odno my uchenik.

Etot bylo bedny, imeet ostalos malo zuby, tolsty and completely bald. Lazy and glupy. But Etot imeetochen silny mnogo povezlo: FIRST uznaet about all polezny of ”Physical Zaryadka &Spiritual Prisyadka withDr.Volz on VHS”. (Etot bylo Takoe experiment on Russky Chelovek)

AND UDACHA!!!

Teper Etot imeet novy zuby(much better than before bylo), zdorov &bogach, umny, volosaty and netboitsya work hard more! And NET Tolsty! Etot stalo cherez odno year! Teper Etot stalo sdelaet sobstvennyparusny regatta, cherez silny mnogo bogach!

Etot govorit: Spasibo, Dr.Volz! Ya ochen silny mnogo blagodarny Ty za Takoe! Ya hochet zvat Etotmy Regatta ”Moguchy &Razumny Dr.Volz”! Ty pozvolit Ya sdelaet Takoe?”NET Takoe! Nado zvat Etot FIRSTBYFIRST, because Ty FIRST stalo BOGACH &ZDOROV cherez Etot!Etot razumny, krasivy and Takoe!” - skazhet Ya Takoe. And Etot skazhet: ”Spasibo Dr.Volz za razumny andkrasivy!” and sdelaet Takoe.

Ya gorditsya Takoe uchenik! Etot - ochen silno mnogo horoshy and bogach! NET tolsty!

Takoe poluchilos cherez verit Dr.Volz and stary VHS-machine. Pomnit about Takoe! Delaet VHS-machinesamodelny kogda zima!


1. http://firstbyfirst.ru/

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1.4.6 Official Korm of a Regatta FIRSTBYFIRST (2009-12-26 22:26)

Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek poluchit status ”Official Korm of a Regatta FIRSTBYFIRST”today!Etot bylo ochen silny razumny prosit Ya about Takoe. Each member of Etot regatta budet BOGACH&ZDOROV!Next step budet sdelaet ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS” official everyday ofEtot Regatta. Right now Ya vesti peregovor with owners of Etot. If Etot budet prodolzhit byt RAZUMNY,Takoe budet ochen silny skory! Etot dobavit much more exciting to Etot.Prostoe Parusny Regatta - Etot est ochen silny mnogo skuchny, but with Takoe polezny korm like ”Dekora-tivny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek” and Takoe ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”Etot interesny, polezny and dalnovidny! Etot horoshy for Russian Chelovek too.




1.4.7 Ochen interesny! (2009-12-28 23:44)

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Zdravstvui! Today Ya sdelaet polezny vklad part of svoe capital to ”zavod delaet Takoe”!Ya imeet controlling interests of Etot(80 %)!Etot proverenny and ochen udobny! And with udobny CHEHOL! NET pachkaet! NET isportit!Nado pokupaet Takoe! Ya recommend Takoe for razumny part of Russian People!

Etot est interesny for razumny, sovremenny, NET tolsty, sportivny Chelovek lubit udobny and NET in-teresny for lazy, glupy, tolsty and NET razumny!

Kakoe Ty est sort of Chelovek?

a. Razumny, Sovremenny, Sportivny, NET tolstyb. Lazy, Glupy, Tolsty, NET Razumny

If Ty skazhet ”Konechny .a! Ya est Razumny, Sovremenny, NET tolsty, Sportivny!” - nado pokupaetand use ponaznacheniyu! Horoshy!If Ty skazhet ”.b. Ya est Lazy, Glupy, Tolsty, NET Razumny.” - Etot est plohoe!

Nado sdelaet svoe razumny choice!

P.S.: Etot with dopolnitelnoe smennoe polezny in boxes! Etot NET meshaet!




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Chapter 2

2010

2.1 February

2.1.1 Working hard (2010-02-01 01:16)

Etot my drugi working hard and imeet mnogo imet cherez Etot(Etot my drugi dostavat mnogo iz zemlyawithout ustavat)! Nado tak!But NET zabyvaet about ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”! Net Takoe - Netradostny in working! Etot skuchny and Net polezny like hleb without salt! Each of Etot imeet VHS-machine!

Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS - pomogat working hard and Net imeetustaly completely!




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2.2 March

2.2.1 Obuv for sport (2010-03-24 17:52)

Zdravstvui! Today Ya pokupat on ebay Takoe stary and rusty obuv for sport.

Etot vyglyadet like glupy? And stary! And NET rabotaet! ”Zachem pokupaet Takoe nerazumny, Mis-ter Volz!?” - Sprosit TY. NET! NET Takoe! Etot nado for bystry and sportivny begat vverh and vpered. Da,Takoe, Etot NET novy obuv, but prochny(zhelezny material) and horoshy rabotaet. And universalny. Verybystry!

Ya dumaet nado krasit Takoe obuv to drugoe color. Siny. Net takoe yarky. And stavit another springs. Moresportivny.

If use of Etot with ”Physical Zaryadka &Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS” and another VHS-equipment budet prinosit positive results, potom Ya budet pishet about. Ya dumat result budet horoshy.

P.S.: Etot equipmet need for mnogo rabotaet nad! For NET opasny. Too mnogo ZANOZY. Ya budetdumaet nad.WARNING: DO NOT USE ETOT BEFORE YA SKAZHET TAKOE! Etot uvlekatelny, but NET!

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2.3 June

2.3.1 Ochen mnogo NET Razumny! (2010-06-21 02:34)

Zdravstvui! Today Ya NET dovolny pishet about ochen silny malo russian people hochet ”Bogach &Zrorov”for Ty Sam! Etot very strannoe narodnost’ ! Takoe, Ya prihodit v Moskva and Kazan v Etot leto, but viditmalo chelovek ponimaet and pomnit about ”Physical Zaryadka &Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”!Malo pomnit? Use mnogo alcohol v Zima?

All razumny part of russian people tot vstrechaet Dr.Volz with hleb &salt poluchaet podarok (prihodit):1. Unikalny Samodelny VHS-machine (2)2. Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek (5)

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3. Razumny sovet!4. Bogach &Zrorov!5. New kurs of ”Physical Zaryadka &Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”

All russian nerazumny, that obeschat and NET Takoe delaet - ploho! Takoe budet NET imeet smysl!NET VHS-machine! NET razumny postupok. Skuchny and NET ”Bogach &Zrorov” completely!

Pomnit: Ty imeet only doroga for ponimaet and pravilny and ”Bogach &Zrorov” and schitaet! Etot ”PhysicalZaryadka &Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”! Etot pravda! Dr. Volz NET imeet obmanut! Etotznaet mnogi chelovek v America, Canada i Australia.

Next year Ya prihodit again. V Moskva and Kazan. Etot vtoroe chance for nerazumny. Prihodit andpoluchat mnogo or NET prihodit and poluchat figa!

Delaet svoe vybor! Kakoe Ty hochet: ”Bogach &Zrorov” or figa? Sdelaet razumny!




2.4 July

2.4.1 (2010-07-08 01:57)

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2.4.2 Teper est facebook! (2010-07-08 13:05)

[1]Teper Ty mozhet chitaet and poluchaet mudry sovet v facebook! Etot nado for pomogaet Russian People!

Zdravstvui! Proshly ya uznaet about NET vse Russian People ponimaet ka nado pishet comments. TeperEtot sovsem prosty! And teper facebook too!

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Sprashivaet polezny &mudry sovet! Ya mnogo znaet, mnogo opyt. Bolshoe stazh v Physical Zaryadka& Spiritual Prisyadka!

1. http://www.facebook.com/bogachzdorov

2.4.3 Zharko! (2010-07-08 18:53)

Ohlazhdaemsya with ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”! Kogda mnogo silnoteply and zharky, est only Takoe sposob for comfortny every day!

2.4.4 About harakter of chelovek (2010-07-09 01:43)

Odin Vzrosly Russian Chelovek bylo imeet harakter. Etot skazhet: ”Ya poyti v taiga!!!” And poyti. Net trus,NET strah completely. Takoe Chelovek zovut Nikolay. Nikolay bylo ochen svirepy because harakter!

One time Nikolay vidit ogromnoe sobaka na ulitsa. Zloe! Sobaka krichit na Nikolay and bezhat andhochet kusaet! Nikolay NET ubegaet! ”Ya - Nikolay!” - gromko and svirepy govorit Nikolay Takoe. - Ya NETubegaet! And stoit and glyadit na sobaka strogo. Sobaka nachinaet kusaet Nikolay and krichit ochen gromko.Nikolay dratsya s sobaka. NET strah! Because harakter.

Etot battle bylo ochen dolgo and Nikolay pobedit sobaka! Sobaka proigrat and poshlo domoy grustny.A Nikolay uvozit skoroe pomosch v bolnica. Etot boleet dolgo, but harakter NET davat Nikolay pokoy dazhev bolnica. Etot Nikolay NET soglasitsya glotaet tabletka, poluchaet klizma and ukol. Harakter!

Without lechit Nikolay imeet ploho samochuvstue. More and more, but upryamy and NET glotaet tabletka,klizma and grelka! Takoe harakter. Doctor kormit Nikolay tabletky v night. Togda Nikolay spit. And klizma,grelka and ukol v night too. Etot pomogaet and Nikolay delatsya zdorov.

And poyti domoy.

2.4.5 Mudry and Glupy (2010-07-11 19:46)

Est dva chelovek. Both Russki and Vzrosly, but odin vzrosly chelovek molodoe and vtoroe vzrosly chelovekstary. Stary chelovek Etot mudry.

On skazhet Takoe:”Ya stary, but mudry because mnogo znaet and delaet polezny only! Nado Tak!” Molodoechelovek mozhet skazhet only: ”Ya est vzrosly!” And stary smeyatsya nad Etot and poluchaet v morda. Etotobidny and stary chelovek stal dolgo dumaet about.

”Nado pokazhet Etot glupy kakoe Ya mudry” - skazhet Takoe. ”Etot dolzhno ponimaet that Ya mudryand better than Etot! Nado igraet v chess!” - skazhet stary. And molodoe soglasitsya.

Etot igra bylo malo time and molodoe proigral, because Net umeet igraet. Stary stalo smeyayatsya andpoluchaet v morda again.

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Potom molodoe stalo stary and mudry too.

2.4.6 VHS card (2010-07-12 16:26)

Zdravstvui!Teper novoe: VHS card for Ty! Etot malenky and polezny like bolshoy! Ty mozhet nosit Takoe postoyanny!Etot imeet lipkoe zad and NET mozhet byt poteryaet. 10000 Takoe v next year Ya budet prinosit v Moscowand Kazan. Prihodit and poluchaet Takoe!

Takoe mozhno and nado use with ”Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek” and VHS-machine! Doubleresult if Takoe.

2.4.7 Kak VHS rabotaet (2010-07-12 21:57)

Zdravstvui!

Na primere Etot eggs Ya budet pokazat Ty kak VHS rabotaet and delaet mnogo ”Bogach &Zdorov”.

Etot prostoe! Predstavit: ”Bogach &Zdorov” - Etot Eggs. Teper Etot:

1. ”Bogach &Zdorov” est, but malo.2. ”Bogach &Zdorov” malo.3. ”Bogach &Zdorov” sovsem malo.4. VHS!!!5. ”Bogach &Zdorov” mnogo.

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6. ”Bogach &Zdorov” ochen mnogo.

Vidit, VHS pomogaet! Nado chasto use VHS for mnogo ”Bogach &Zdorov”.

2.4.8 Doverie and poslushaetsya of luboe nekrupny animal (2010-07-14 17:41)

Kak poluchit silno mnogo doverie and poslushaetsya of luboe nekrupny animal? Etot chasty sprashivaetyourself mnogo russian vzrosly chelovek. Mnogo dikoe and NET Takoe animals NET slushaet that vzroslychelovek hochu. Etot NET udobny and opasny for all: dikoe animal mozhet prinosin bezpokoit chelovek, andkusaet Etot and pachkat zemlya okolo dom of chelovek, Net dikoe mozhet malo lubit chelovek and dazheNET lubit at all (takoe animal NET mesto v dom of chelovek - Etot ponyatny)!

Samoe prostoe sposob poluchaet mnogo doverie and poslushaetsya of luboe nekrupny animal - Etot novyVHS-card! Etot rabotaet! Ya bylo proverit Etot sto raz! Nado snimaet protection and prikleit novy VHS-cardon noga or drugoe and pokazyvaet v animal paletc! And strogo smotrit v Etot! Animal budet poluchaetelecrichesky sovet from VHS-card and slushaet and delaet all you need!

Etot novy VHS-card rabotaet and imeet horoshy effect with Takoe animal:1. Sobachka2. Melky insect3. Koshka4. Penguin5. Nebolshoe loshad6. Molodoe bird7. Mouse and raznoe homyak

Ya provodit ispytyvaet Etot for ostalnoe.

2.4.9 iPhone 4 (2010-07-16 16:19)

If Ty NET razymny chelovek and pokupaet dorogoe iPhone 4 togda Ty mozhet poluchaet mnogo prob-lems with Etot! For example problems with antenn of Etot!

My Vzrosly Druh sprashivaet Ya: ”Skazhi, Doctor Volz, kak Ya mozhet use moe iPhone 4 without problems?Antenn of Etot proklyaty device sometimes NET hochet rabotaet! Vozmozhny ispravlyaet Etot with VHS-technology?”

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Ya provodit issledovat Etot and nahodit prostoe sposob izbavit nerazumny Vzrosly Druh ot Takoe problems:1. Nado razbiraet iPhone2. Nado peredelyvaet some provod (Etot pokazuet on picture kak)3. Prikleit novy VHS-card vnizu v left side of glupy machinka4. Gotovo!5. Bogach &Zdorov!

Etot prostoe, but NET pokupaet Takoe more! VHS-card horoshee, compactny and multifunctional de-vice! Etot rabotaet much better than iPhone!

2.4.10 About celebny polza of kipyatok (2010-07-26 20:02)

Zdravstvui!Today Ya budet rasskazat about polezny of kipyatok. Etot goryachy napitok - ochen silny polezny forpostoyanny!

Etot much better than obychny voda:1. mnogo vitaminy2. NET vredny3. postoyanny pomogaet4. horoshy effect5. mozhno use with drugoe

For example:Nikolay Alexandrovich upotrebit kipyatok every day. Sergey Vladimirov - NET Takoe at all! ”Ya NETbudet use Takoe every day!” - skazhet Takoe. Nikolay Alexandrovich - dobry and postoyanny prosit SergeyVladimirov use kipyatok for Bogach &Zdorov and horoshy postoyanny! But Sergey Vladimirov NET poslushaetEtot razumny vzrosly Chelovek and stalo imeet plohoe postoyanny. Etot poteryaet lubimoe suvenir, poluchaetv morda every day, ploho vyglyadit and poluchaet razvod s zvoe zhena.

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Nikolay Alexandrovich snova prosit Sergey Vladimirov: ”Nado srochny use kipyatok! Pozhulusta! Yapodarit Ty novoe VHS-card if Takoe!” Sergey Vladimirov hochet imeet VHS-card bez dengi and stalo usekipyatok postoyanny.

Teper Etot imeet mnogo imet and NET poluchaet v morda. Imeet udacha and umeet use VHS-cardumely!

P.S.: Etot nado use v luboe pogoda. And kogda dozhd too! And v zharkoe!

2.4.11 Recipe of Kipyatok (2010-07-27 20:10)

Etot udivitelny, but mnogoe Russian Chelovek (Vzrosly) NET znaet kak delaet prostoe celebny napitok -Kipyatok. Today Ya napishet prostoe recipe of Etot.

1. Beret odin litre of obychny water2. Varit Etot water in posuda3. Ostyvaet v +50°C4. Dovavit odno Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek to posuda with water.5. Razmeshivat Etot v Etot ochen silno mnogo (mozhno use blender)6. Varit Etot again (20 minut)7. If Etot vkusno NET nravitsya - Ty mozhet dobavit 2 lozhka of soda.8. Enjoy!

Etot easy!

2.4.12 Plohoe pogoda (2010-07-29 22:51)

Zdravstvui! Etot about plohoe pogoda.

Bylo plohoe pogoda. Etot bylo davno and without peremena to better. Etot nadoelo and people sde-lalos zloe and nerazumny. Etot rugaet pogoda and each other. ”Pochemu Takoe!!!” - krichit odno vzroslychelovek. ”Etot cherez Ty” - otvetit vtoroe chelovek and poluchat v morda. ”Etot nadoelo! Pochemu Takoeholodno and dozhd postoyanny?!?!” - skazhet third chelovek. And mnogo Takoe.

Pogoda prodolzhal byt plohoe. NET pomogaet krik and rugaet. All vzrosly chelovek NET znalo chtoEtot Takoe.

- Nado strelyaet iz pushka to nebo, - govorit ucheny Vladimir.- Da! Tak! - Skazhet all vzrosly chelovek.

And stalo Takoe delaet: strelyaet iz pushka. Etot NET pomogaet and stalo glupy. Vladimir poluchaetv morda.

- Nado pridumaet something else, - reshaet drugoe razumny vzrosly chelovek.

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- Da, Takoe! - zakrichat ostalnoe chelovek.

Drugoe razumny chelovek pridumat something else and pogoda stalo horoshy.

2.5 August

2.5.1 Holodny Vesna (mudry russian movie) on VHS (2010-08-01 04:03)

Zdravstvui! Today Ya bylo smotrit stary and mudry russian movie on VHS (v Russian language!) about starywoman, molodoy woman Sveta (daughter of Etot), 2 molodoy vzrosly chelovek (men) Alexey and Nikolayand mnogo interesny around.

Stary woman zhit v malenkoe gorod (russian) and imeet ogorod, and mnogo rabotat. And chickens. MnogoTakoe. Etot hodit and smotrit. Molodoy woman zhit v Etot too and imeet nothing to do at all, because allTakoe delat stary woman.

Molodoy woman - Sveta lubit Alexey, but Alexey NET lubit Etot or malo Takoe. And krasivy.

Nikolay zhaley Sveta and rabotat on zavod. Alexey lubit Katerina, but NET mnogo time and NET silnomnogo. Sveta and Katerina govorit and plakat, because both lubit Etot. Nikolay imeet svoe wife and 3 deti.Potom somebody strelyat v Nikolay, but NET pryamo and popadat v Alexey. Etot and Etot teper sdelalosfriends.

Alexey uvozit to bolnica and both molodoe women hodit v Etot. Mnogo tears, krichat(Etot NET sovsemponyatny, but pochti Takoe) And Nikolay! Etot prihodit with svoe wife and odno deti (boy) and govorit withAlexey. Etot first zhaleet, then...

...Pugaet!!! Etot sdelaet Takoe that all chelovek podumaet:”Somebody strelyaet v Nikolay and S L UC H A Y N Y popadat v Alexey” But Etot NET Takoe!!! Etot Nikolay strelyat v Alexey specialny! Etotbecause Alexey - Etot pugat Nikolay, because vidit plohoe of Etot and mozhet skazhet wife of Etot.

Nikolay and Alexey nachalo battle, v togda Sveta and Katerina poshlo domoy and NET dovolny. AndAlexey pobedit Nikolay and 4 soldaty uvodit Nikolay v prison. Nikolay mnogo rugat! Nikolay uvolit zavod(director of Etot - Dmitry Timofeevich. Etot razumny and strong, but ochen silny mnogo strogy) and Alexeyteper rabotat on Etot instead Nikolay. And zhenit with Sveta. Teper on ponyal and lubit Etot. Katerinauehat v drugoe gorod, but NET dovolny and plakat. And stary woman plakat too.

Etot movie ochen mnogo impressed Ya! Ochen horoshy! VHS-technology dast Ya Takoe vozmozhny!

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2.5.2 Zhir for applause (2010-08-02 02:46)

Zdravstvui! Etot udivitelny Ya nahodit in biblioteka! Etot polezny izobretaet v proshly century razumnyrussian ucheny Alexandr Ivanovich Volkov, but potom people zabylo about and NET use Takoe now. Etotnaprasny!

Etot ”Zhir for applause”! Takoe nado kladet v ruki v theater or v circus and Etot delaet applause much moregromko because Etot Takoe zhir! Etot rabotaet! Takoe bylo prodavat v entrance of raznoe theater or circusand stoit 10 kopeyka.

Ya hochet delaet Takoe snova v brand ”Polezny!” V Russia people pomnit about ”zhir for applause”? Yadumaet Takoe budet prinosit mnogo polezny for actors and all ostalnoe too! Ya dumaet - Etot sdelaet Takoemore universalny (VHS-sootvestovat) and bezopasny (Alexandr Ivanovich Volkov NET imet vozmozhnostproverit Etot sovremenny and Etot bylo a little toxic. Alexandr Ivanovich Volkov poyti v Gulag za Takoe)

2.5.3 Kulturny (2010-08-13 16:53)

Zdravstvui! Today Ya rasskazhet about kulturny vzrosly Chelovek.

Nikolay bylo kulturny Chelovek. And umny. Etot chitat mnogo Gogol and Tolstoy. And govorit Takoe: ”Yakulturny Chelovek! And chitaen kulturny and umny books! Takoe like Gogol and Tolstoy. Takoe polezny forall russian vzrosly Chelovek! And nikakoe VHS at all! Sovsem! Etot NET mozhno!”

One time Nikolay poluchaet polezny spam with ”Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz

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on VHS” and stalo zloy. Skazhet: ”NET Takoe Ya - Nikolay stalo use VHS! Etot NET kulturny!” And poytichitaet books. And Takoe bylo 1 year.

After 1 year Nikolay stalo chitaet Gogol and soyti s uma.

Kakoe oshibka sdelat Nikolay?

2.5.4 Pribyl (2010-08-20 15:33)

Zdravstvui! Today Ya rasskazhet Ty about Russki Vzrosly Chelovek - Svetlana. Etot nemolodoe womanrabotaet trudny and vnimatelny rabota. Prodavets. Etot prodavat suvenir, zazhigalka, avtoruchka and raznoev glavny vokzal of Russia.

One time Svetlana prodat suvenir much more than normal and poluchit pribyl. Pribyl Svetlana potratitrazumny, but stalo gordy and govorit Takoe: ”Ya - samoe horoshy prodavets! V Etot vokzal and sovsemhoroshee! And samoe razumny woman in Russia, because potratit prybyl razumny!” Drugoe prodavets stalogrustny and NET druzhit s Etot more.

V next time Svetlana poluchit much more pribyl and potratit NET razumny: kupit mnogo NET polezny.Friends stalo govorit about NET razumny of Svetlana. And Svetlana skazhet Takoe: ”Ty zavidovat! Firstpoluchaet pribyl like Ya, potom budet uchit Ya zhit! Ya mozhet spend moe dengi na kakoe pozhelaet!”

After one month Svetlana NET poluchaet pribyl, because poluchaet v morda ot svoe friends and idti vbolnitsa.

Kogda Svetlana stalo zdorov, Etot poluchaet ochen silny bolshoe pribyl again and nobody skazhet about.

2.5.5 About odno otritsatelny (2010-08-22 13:37)

Zdravstvui! Today Ya rasskazhet about odno Russki Chelovek. Etot Vladimir Nikolaevich.

Etot zhit in Moscow and NET znaet about VHS at all. Vladimir Nikolaevich imeet horoshee rabota vkrupny company and zhena - Elena Viktorovna. Etot Elena Viktorovna - general director in Etot krupnycompany. Etot ochen energichny and uspeshny.

One time Elena Viktorovna pokupaet novy dorogoe VHS-machine (5 generation) and zaplatit mnogo dengi.And ochen dovolny! NET zhalovatsya! Horosho rabotat! But Elena Viktorovna NET znaet Takoe: KAKETOT TO USE! And ispolzovat Etot NEPONAZNACHENIYU! Etot because NET chitaet novy book ofDr.Volz ”All about polezny”. And govorit: ”Ya NET nado raznoe book! Ya umny enough! Kto Takoe EtotDr.Volz?! Ya much more razumny and mozhet to use VHS-machine horoshy!”

After 50 days Etot VHS-machine lomaet. Vladimir Nikolaevich govorit Takoe: ”Nado chinit Etot”. ”NETTakoe!” - otvetit Elena Viktorovna. ”Ya general director nad Ty and because much more umny!” - skazhetTakoe.

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Kakoe tvoe opinion: Kakoe bylo potom?

1. Elena Viktorovna poluchaet v morda2. Mnogo horoshy3. Vladimir Nikolaevich idti spat4. Bogach &Zdorov5. NET Takoe!6. Elena Viktorovna mnogo umny7. NET Takoe!8. Nado pokupaet novy book of Dr.Volz ”All about polezny”9. Something else

2.5.6 Ochen stary taina! (2010-08-24 23:37)

Zdravstvui! Ya vykopat Etot Stary v zemlya. Etot bylo gryazny, but teper Etot chisty cherez Ya moet Etotand chistit. Etot tverdy, cherny and imeet NET priyatny smell (NET silny). NET bolshoe.

Ya NET znaet about at all and interesny! Ya dumaet Etot ochen silny stary! Drevny!

All my friends protiv Takoe Ya imeet. Govorit Takoe: ”Nado vybrasyvaet Etot! Ochen stary and ZachemTakoe? Chto Etot? NET krasivy and vonyat!” But Ya hochet znaet Kak Etot drevny? Mnogo? PochemuNET silny vonyat? Kak Etot bylo used? And kto? Kakoe Etot material? Polezny? Or NET? Kak Etotmozhno to use. Too mnogo voprosy for vybrosit srazu. Mnogo taina.

V zavtroe Ya pomestit Etot to laboratory of my friends and proverit. Budet pishet tut nekotoroe aboutuznavat.

Ty hochet uznaet tayna or NET Takoe and vybrasyvat Takoe srazu if nahodit pohozhy?

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2.5.7 Result of Proverit (2010-08-25 22:07)

Zdravstvui! Today Ya poluchit result of proverit Etot krugly. Etot - shayba for hockey. Stary, vonyuchy andNET rabotaet more. Unfortunately Etot sovsem NET polezny for Ya. Rezinovy.

But Ya reshit NET vybrasyvaet Etot like drugoe plohoy! Ya otnosit Etot k jeweller and prosit vyrezaetfigurny suvenir. Ya pridumat dvoe figura for Etot:

1. Russki Eagle with dva heads! Etot krasivy and horoshee sposob pomnit about glupy shayba!2. Anchor! Etot krasivy too, but prostoe and vyrazytelny! And cheaper than Eagle!

Both - NET vozmozhny sdelaet or budet too melky. Kakoe Ty schitaet mnogo horoshy? Etot or Etot?

2.5.8 Professionalny! (2010-08-28 00:51)

Zdravstvui! Etot rasskaz about professionalny.Anatoly - Etot professionalny kranovschik prozhivat v krupnoe gorod of Russia and mnogo horoshy rabotaet.Stroit dom. Mnogo rabochy friends, mnogo premia, mnogo uvazhaet and dovolny, but odinoky. Etot cherezmnogo professionalny: too much rabota and otvetstvenny and malo time for lichny. Mnogoe people zavisit otAnatoly and Etot opravdaet Etot!V odno holodnoe zima Anatoly wake up v utro, vymoet ruki, poest eda and poyty rabotaet. But okolosvoe dom vidit malenkoe sobachka. Etot holodny and NET dovolny, because surovy zima. Anatoly polubitmalenkoe sobachka and priyutit Etot v svoe dom. Every day Anatoly bral Etot na rabota v svoe kran. Andmalenkoe sobachka stalo bolshy.One time Anatoly rabotat v kran (stroit novoe dom) and sobachka sidit v Etot and smotret. And vidit svoevrag - koshka! Krichit na Etot and rugaet! And sluchayny padat from kran!!!Anatoly vidit Etot, but prodolzhat silno mnogo horosho rabotaet because Etot professionalny!Srazu after rabota Anatoly zhenitsya! And every day bral zhena na rabota v kran. One time zhena viditmnogo interesny from kran, but Anatoly professionalny!Update: Srazu after Ya napisat Etot, na ulitsa razbilsya chelovek!!! Upal iz okno! I think - samoubiystvo! Yapozvonit v Skoraya Pomosch.

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2.5.9 About maly deti (2010-08-31 14:54)

Zdravstvui! Etot about maly deti.

V nebolshoe gorod of Russia prozhivaet molodoe family: Andrew, Tamara and mnogo maly dety of Etot andEtot. Etot bylo horoshy family. Druzhny and ponimaet. Maly deti - Etot 5 deti. Etot mnogo igraet andslushaet polezny and mudry of Andrew and Tamara. Poslushny!

One time Andrew and Tamara poyti to theater (Etot and Etot - kulturny).- Budte Umny! - skazhet Etot and Etot to maly deti.- Da, Takoe! Konechny! - otvetit maly deti.Andrew and Tamara poyti to theater. Maly deti - ochen silny razumny, but lubopytny too much and zalezat vtaynoe shkaf of Andrew and Tamara. Tam bylo nekotoroe Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek. DostavatEtot and govorit each other: ”Ochen interesny! Ochevidny polezny! Nado to use Etot ponaznacheniyu!” Andstalo delaet takoe!

Andrew and Tamara return to dom from theater with mnogo kulturny and vidit mnogoe used Dekora-tivny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek around! ”Stop!” - zakrichit Andrew. ”NET Takoe, maly deti!” - zakrichitTamara. But bylo too pozdny and maly deti - Bogach &Zdorov!

2.6 September

2.6.1 Polezny! (2010-09-01 00:08)

Zdravstvui!Takoe - community Ya sdelat davno, but sovsem zabyvaet about! Etot neprostitelny! Etot mozhet prinositochen silny mnogo polezny for all people! V Etot only odno member - Ya. Ya dumaet, Etot because Ya NETrasskazyvat about. But vozmozhny Etot maloe interesny. Ya hope Etot NET Takoe! Etot nado for pomestithere raznoe polezny!

If Ty:1. Lubit and ponimaet polezny2. Znaet mnogoe about VHS or hochet Takoe3. Pishet razumny rasskaz for POMOGAET4. Pridumaet something else and hochet uznaet POLEZNY Etot or NET Takoe5. Razumny chelovekEtot Tvoe community!

2.6.2 Zhadny Andrew (2010-09-02 02:13)

Zdravstvui! Etot about zhadny Chelovek-Andrew!Andrew - Etot molodoe Russki Chelovek. Etot silnoe povezlo: Davno uznaet all polezny of VHS, vnimatelnyslushaet all polezny sovet of Dr.Volz , regularny Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz onVHS! And horoshee effect:

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1. Etot imeet mnogo horosho!2. Bogach &Zdorov!3. Imeet mnogo imet!4. A lot of Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek! Every Day Takoe!5. And mnogo Takoe!

One time horoshee druh (Anatoly) sprashivat Andrew: ”Pochemu Takoe? Takoe mnogo polezny? Skazhet YaTakoe and Ya budet imeet mnogo imet too! Bogach &Zdorov!” But Andrew imeet zhadny inside! ”NET buduskazhet Takoe! Etot budet much more Bogach &Zdorov than Ya! Etot NET Takoe!” - podumat Andrew andskazhet Takoe: ”Etot cherez Ya mnogo umny! Ty NET Takoe!” Skazhet Takoe and poyti domoy for smotritVHS! Anatoly delaetsya grustny and poyti domoy too. For spit and pechalny!

After odin day Andrew poluchaet malo VHS-effect and Bogach &Zdorov! After dva Takoe - NET ef-fect at all!

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr.Volz? Ya delaet all Ty skazhet, but teper Ya imeet sovsem malo Bogach &Zdorov! -sprosit Takoe.- Because Ty - zhadny! - otvetit Ya.

2.6.3 About Lovit Fish (2010-09-07 02:37)

Zdravstvui! Etot about lovit fish!

Sergey - Etot ochen silny lubit vkusny fish. ”Ochen vkusny Takoe!” - skazhet Takoe and poyti to spit.Etot silny mnogo lazy and NET hodit to lovit Etot. Sergey imeet horoshee druh - Vasily. Etot lovit fishregularny and nekotoroe prinosit v Sergey for eda. ”Nado idet with Ya lovit fish samostoyatelny! Etotuvlekatelny and mnogo polezny! Takoe fish - samoe vkusny and mnogo vitaminy! And mnogo Takoe!” -gromko skazhet Vasily, but Sergey uzhe mnogo spit and NET slyshat Takoe. ”Nado idi with Ya to lovit fish!”- zakrichit Vasily, but Sergey skazhet:”NET nado Takoe orat.” And prodolzhat spit. Mnogo lazy. And Vasilypoyti odno to lovit fish, polezny and mnogo vitaminy.

One time Sergey polubit molodoe girl Svetlana and priglashat Etot v svoe dom.

- Ty lubit svezhee fish? - sprosit Sergey.- Da Takoe! Ochen silny! Etot samoe luchshy! Ty lovit Etot samostoyatelny?” - skazhet Svetlana.- Da Takoe! Ya ochen horoshy lovit fish samostoyatelny and imeet mnogo Takoe! - gromkoe skazhet Sergeyradostny (Today Vasily prinosit only odno Takoe)Sergey and Svetlana poyti est fish to Sergey’s dom. Sergey svarit fish and prinosit Etot.- Etot bolshoe fish! Mnogo vitaminy! Nado est Etot together! - skazat Sergey.- NET Takoe! Etot NET bolshoe! Etot hvataet only for Ya! - skazat Svetlana and poest all fish and poyti vsvoe dom for spit.

After Etot Sergey kupit VHS-machine.

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2.6.4 NET polezny of facebook! (2010-09-07 18:41)

Zdravstvui, Druh!

Today moe account on facebook bylo closed! Etot vtoroe sluchay of NET spravedlivy (first - Etot bylo withmoe lj-account: richard-volz.livejournal.com) Etot proishodit cherez NET LUBIT OCHEN SILNY MNOGOEPRAVDA! If Ty uslyshat mnogo plohoe about dr.Volz - NET VERIT TAKOE! ETOT NET PRAVDA!

Etot obidny, but Ya budet prodolzhat pomogaet Russki Vzrosly Chelovek! Etot dolzhnoznaet all PRAVDA ABOUT VHS POLEZNY! If Etot budet suspend - NADO ZNAET TAKOE:[1]http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard volz! Etot also POLEZNY! Pomnit: Dr.Volz - Etot tvoe Druh!

Ya zhelaet Ty mnogo and skoroe Bogach &Zdorov! Hochet Takoe? Chitaet Etot Tut ochen silny vni-matelny! Tut polezny!

1. http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard_volz/

2.6.5 About krepky druzhba (2010-09-11 00:11)

Zdravstvui! Etot about krepki druzhba of dvoe Russki Chelovek.

Dvoe Russki Chelovek - Stanislav and Alexander bylo krepky druzhba. Etot and Etot ochen silny vyruchaeteach other and NET rasstavatsya postoyanny! And spend all svoe time together!

One time Etot ochen silny nadoelo Stanislav and Etot skazhet Takoe: ”Ty moe horoshee and krepkyDruh, but nadoel ochen silny! Etot davno and postoyanny!” Alexander otvetit: ”Da, Takoe, but Ty - moeluchshy Druh and Takoe normalny!” Stanislav soglasitsya and krepky Druzhba prodolzhitsya.

Potom Alexander popadat v odno nepriyatny and Stanislav vyruchaet Etot, because Druzhba. ”BolshySpasibo!” - skazhet Alexander. ”Etot cherez krepky Druzhba!” - otvetit Stanislav and poyti domoy spat.

Alexander stal mnogoe dumaet: ”Nado pomogaet Stanislav too! Nado podarit Etot VHS-machine”. Andpodarit Stanilav svoe novy VHS-machine. Takoe krepky druzhba.

2.6.6 VHS-CENTRE (2010-09-13 01:25)

Zdravstvui! Teper mnogo radostny for Ty!Ya poluchaet ochen silno mnogo pechalny messages every day. Etot prihodit from raznoe strana, but samoechasto from Russia! Chelovek from mnogoe gorod of Russia NET imeet vozmozhny poluchaet lichny VHS-machine! NET horoshee detali or mnogo redkoe and dorogoe!”KAK Ya dolzhen delaet if Takoe, doctor Volz?” - sprashivat Takoe. ”Vozmozhny Bogach &Zdorov - Etotonly for nekotory?” - sprashivat Takoe and pechalny.”NET Takoe!” - skazhet Ya teper! Da, mnogo time Etot bylo Takoe! Ya sovsem NET znaet Kakoe otvechaetEtot. Lichny VHS-machine - Etot roskoshny and nado silny postaraetsya for poluchaet Takoe postoyanny!But teper Etot mnogo izmenitsya! Etot mnogo prostoe!

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http://lj.rossia.org/users/richard_volz/

Ya radostny predstavlyaet Ty my nove project: mnogochislenny VHS-centres in mnogoe gorod of Russia!Etot ochen polezny! Ty mozhet prihodit v Tut and smotrit VHS-machine za nebolshoe dengi! Sovsem maloTakoe! Dostupny!AND ETOT NET VSE!1. Mnogo neobhodimy detaly for lichny VHS-machine!2. Interesny igra - lotto! (for poluchaet Takoe)3. Samoe svezhy and dostupny scheme of VHS-machine!4. Delaet Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with dr.Volz on VHS together!5. Mnogo interesny suvenir!6. Otdyhaet v moroz!7. Bolshoe zapas of Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek!8. Uyutny!9. Regularny visit of dr.Volz!!! (V leto)

Etot polezny for Ty? Nado Takoe? Hochet Bogach &Zdorov?P.S.: Nado ostavit zayavka for svoe gorod v Tut: [ LJ User: polezny ] !

2.6.7 Prinuditelny (2010-09-14 13:07)

Zdravstvui![1]Etot - ochen interesny about prinuditelny Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS!Takoe smely experiment with horoshee effect and result delaet Dr.Gans Schulce from Mäls, Liechtenstein.Spasibo Doctor for Etot publication! Takoe nado znaet!

P.S.: Teper Doctor Schulce poluchaet horoshee bonus: MNOGOE VHS-EQUIPMENT!

1. http://community.livejournal.com/polezny/1645.html

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http://community.livejournal.com/polezny/1645.html

2.6.8 Horoshee novost! (2010-09-16 20:41)

Zdravstvui!Today horoshee novost for all Russki Razumny Chelovek! Teper est [1]CYRYLLIC VERSION OF MOEPOLEZNY RASSKAZ!Ya hope Etot NET poslednee and budet mnogo Takoe! Ya bylo pozabotitsya about!

Kakoe Ty schitaet, Takoe:1. Mnogo polezny!2. NET Takoe!3. Ochen udobny!

1. http://astronave.livejournal.com/112096.html

2.6.9 About primeta (2010-09-20 13:57)

Zdravstvui! Etot about PRIMETA!

Nikolay prozhivat v malenkoe village in Russia. Nikolay - Etot Vzrosly and ochen silno verit raznoePRIMETA. Mnogoe druh of Etot govorit to Nikolay: ”Nado idti igraet football! Ty idti delaet Takoe withus? Etot ochen horoshy and uvlekatelny!” ”NET Takoe! Etot because Ya verit PRIMETA” - otvetit Nikolay.And sidit v svoe dom. Takoe bylo obychny.

One time Nikolay vidit Takoe PRIMETA - ”LUNA”. ”Pochemu Takoe?” - dumaet Nikolay. ”Kakoe Etotprimeta - LUNA?” - sprosit Nikolay svoe druh. ”Ya NET znaet Takoe! Football mnogo waiting for Ya!” -otvetit Druh and poyti igraet football. ”Pochemu Takoe PRIMETA - LUNA?” - sprosit Nikolay svoe sestra.”Ty nadoel ochen silny! Etot primeta znachit - Ty idiot!” - skazhet Takoe and poyti domoy spat.

Nikolay poehat to Moscow for uznaet about Takoe PRIMETA - LUNA. Mnogo hodit and sprashivat raznyrazumny chelovek about Etot. Nobody znaet about. Nikolay grustny kupit odin polezny book v magazin(Etot for NET skuchaet v poezd) and poehat v svoe village without otvet. After odin year Nikolay - Bogach&Zdorov.

Kakoe Ty dumaet Etot primeta - LUNA?

2.6.10 About Nikolay and kluch (2010-09-21 19:21)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Nikolay and kluch.

Bylo zima. Nikolay (Etot Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) idti v svoe dom from rabota. Nikolay mnogo rab-otat (ochen silny mnogo otvetstvenny) and idti v svoe dom ochen pozndoe. Holodnoe and temny around!Mnogo strashny!!! But Nikolay NET boitsya! Etot smely!

Nikolay podhodit v svoe dom, but NET poluchitsya popadaet in, because Etot razumny and akkuratnyRusski Chelovek bylo poteryat svoe kluch!

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Nikolay NET rasstroitsya and govorit Takoe: ”Teper Ya budet lomaet door! Ya silny and bogach! Prostoeslomaet and prostoe kupit novy! Etot NET dorogoe for Takoe bogach like Ya!” Skazhet Takoe and lomaetEtot. But NET Takoe! Etot bylo dorogoe door and ochen krepky! And Nikolay poluchaet travma!

”Togda Ya budet zalezt v okno! Ya lovky! Etot budet ochen prostoe!” - skazhet otvazhny Etot and de-laet Takoe. But padat vnizu cherez svoe NET lovky and vybit svoe luchshy zuby and lomaet nose!

”Etot NET strashny! Ya budet mnogoe gromko krichit and somebody pomogaet Ya!” - skazhet Nikolayand krichit ochen silny. After nekotoroe time prihodit somebody and Nikolay poluchaet v morda!

”Teper Ya poluchaet v morda! Nado spokoyny vspominaet all Ya znaet from moe novy book of Dr.Volz! Etotpomogaet!” - podumaet Nikolay Takoe and prisedat v sugrob for spokoyny.

After 10 minutes Etot POMOGAET!!!

2.6.11 Solnechny utro (2010-09-27 12:54)

Zdravstvui! Etot about odin solnechny utro.

Bylo solnechny utro. Mnogo Krasivy, svezhy oxygen and svetloe around! Sergey Vladimirov(Russki andVzrosly Chelovek) prosnutsya in svoe dom and skazhet Takoe: ”Etot horoshy and solnechny utro! Ya budetradostny idti gulyaet because mnogo svezhy oxygen and svetloe around!” And delaet pozvonit to svoe horosheerusski vzrosly druh - Nikolay Nikolaevich.

- Zdravstvui tut! Nado idti gulyaet with Ya because solnechny utro! Etot polezny!- NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay Nikolaevich. - Ya budet smotrit VHS! Ty must delaet Takoe too! Firstpolezny, potom gulyaet v solnechny utro!- Togda Ya poyti with Svetlana! (Svetlana - Etot krasivy) Etot moe drugoe horoshee druh! - Skazhet SergeyVladimirov and delaet Takoe.

Sergey Vladimirov and Svetlana poyti gulyaet and mnogo radostny and priyatny, but after 20 minutes

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Sergey Vladimirov padaet v yama and lomaet svoe nose ob koleno. Svetlana govorit Takoe: ”Zachem Yanado imeet Takoe druh, kotory sidit in yama, gryazny and with polomanny nose? Ya budet gulyaet withNikolay Nikolaevich v Etot solnechny utro!” Skazhet Takoe and poyti v dom of Nikolay Nikolaevich. NikolayNikolaevich uzhe uspevaet posmotret novy VHS and delaetsya svobodny for gulyaet.

Nikolay Nikolaevich and Svetlana poyti gulyaet together and poluchaet mnogo radostny:1. Solnechny utro!2. Mnogo Krasivy!3. Svezhy oxygen!4. Svetloe around!5. Mnogo interesny VHS-histories and polezny advices!

Sergey Vladimirov sidit v yama

2.6.12 Polezny or Compactny? (2010-09-28 21:48)

Zdravstvui! Etot about nekotory puteshestvie.

Nekotoroe Russki Chelovek ochen lubit horoshy puteshestvie. Etot: Svetlana, Nikolay, Sergey and Yaroslav.

- My lubit puteshestvie! - skazhet Nikolay. - Nado delaet Takoe and idti v vysoki gora!- Da, Takoe! - skazhet vse drug of Etot

Skazhet Takoe and nachinat sobiraet svoe rukzak. Svetlana polozhit v Etot compactny korm, Sergey -nekotoroe polezny, Yaroslav - drova and fonar. Nikolay polozhit v rukzak mnogo polezny and bolshoeVHS-machine.

- Zachem Takoe? - sprosit Svetlana. - Etot tyazholy!- Etot nado for Bogach &Zdorov! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ochen polezny!- Nado kladet v rukzak nekotoroe novy VHS-cards of Dr.Volz! Etot compactny! - skazhet Vladimir (Etothoroshee and Razumny, but NET lubit puteshestvie) and poyti spat.- Da, Takoe! - zakrichit Svetlana, Sergey and Yaroslav and delaet mnogo Etot.- Ya NET verit v novy VHS-card of Dr.Volz! - skazhet Nikolay and kladet VHS-machine.

Gora bylo ochen silno vysoky! Svetlana, Sergey and Yaroslav ochen ustal, but dovolny and radostny.Nikolay - Etot Bogach &Zdorov, but poluchaet gryzha and popadaet v bolnitsa. NET dovolny.

Oh Nikolay, pochemu Ty NET verit v Razumny? VHS-machine - Etot polezny, but VHS-card - Etotcompactny!

2.6.13 Popularny! (2010-09-30 23:41)

Zdravstvui! Etot about popularny.

Bylo temny and holodny night of Russki zima. Alexandr vnezapny sdelal ponimaet: ”Ya popularny Chelovek!

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Etot Ya vozmozhny samy popularny Vzrosly Chelovek in Russia!” Ponimaet Etot and NET znaet Kakoe Hemust delaet dalshe. Sidit v svoe dom and smotrit around udivitelny.

- Nado idti na progulka! - skazhet horoshee Druh Anatoly cherez phone. - Mnogo polezny poluchaeteach Chelovek v zima! Svezhy oxygen!- NET Takoe! - otvetit Alexandr. - Ya too popularny for Etot!- Davay govorit about razny interesny, - skazhet another horoshee Druh Sergey.- MET Takoe! - otvetit popularny Alexandr without comments. Skazhet Takoe and idti dumaet about svoepopularny. ”Ya mnogo popularny”, - dumaet popularny Alexandr: ”Mnogo, mnogo Takoe!”

Proshlo mnogo time. Razlichny people delaet mnogo polezny and NET Takoe. Alexandr delaet noth-ing, because He mnogo popularny.

Kakoe tvoe opinion:1. Kogda Alexandr budet soyti s uma?2. Kakoe polezny effect vozmozhny with Alexandr cherez VHS?3. Pochemy Alexandr popularny and NET poluchaet v morda?4. Kakoe Etot neobhodimy delaet Russki Vzrosly Chelovek kogda zima?5. Kakoe samy horoshy for Ty?

2.7 October

2.7.1 Novy VHS-machine! (2010-10-04 13:20)

Zdravstvui! Etot novy VHS-machine! Much more polezny! Imeet mnogo vozmozhny + VHS-card! Ochenmnogo udobny and krasivy!

Lubit Takoe? Hochet Takoe ochen silny? Mechtat about Bogach &Zdorov? Etot ochen prostoe!DELAET TAKOE SAMOSTOYATELNY KOGDA ZIMA! ZIMA - VHS-TIME!Bud’ razumny!

UPDATE: Ty vidit Takoe?!?! Etot sdelaet cherez stary VHS-machine moe Druh [ LJ User: f355 ] ! Etot

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ochen razumny, udobny and polezny! Ya budet vkluchaet Etot option v novy generation of VHS-machine!Obyazatelny Takoe!

2.7.2 Ruzhyo (2010-10-06 00:06)

Zdravstvui! Etot about ruzhyo!

Malchik Valera ochen hochet postoyanny sobstvenny ruzhyo! Etot Takoe mechta.

- Nado pokupaet nastoyaschy ruzhyo for Ya! - skazhet Valera to Papa. - Etot ochen nado!- Etot polezny, but opasny! First nado smotrit vnimatelny instruction for Etot on VHS! - otvetit Papa andpoyti spat.- Mama! Nado pokupaet nastoyaschy ruzhyo for Ya! Ya smotret instruction for Etot on VHS ochen vnimatelny!- obmanyvat Valera svoe Mama.- Pravda Takoe? Togda Ty gotov for Etot! - skazhet Mama and pokupaet Etot.

Valera ochen radostny! Teper on imeet nastoyaschy ruzhyo! Valera dumaet Takoe: ”Zachem Takoe VHS?Etot glupy! Ya budet teper strelyaet everywhere! Mnogo kuda popadaet! Ochen metky!” Podumaet Takoeand strelyaet vpered! But delaet Etot nepravilny and isportit novy nastoyaschy ruzhyo!

- Valera, Ty sdelaet nepravilny! Teper Ty NET budet poluchaet ruzhyo! - skazhet Papa and Mamaand otnesti ruzhyo v remont

2.7.3 About gazeta (2010-10-07 12:58)

Zdravstvui! Etot about gazeta!

Nikolay ochen lubit poluchaet polezny information from gazeta. Nikolay chitaet Etot and udivitsya: ”Kakoeinteresny! Udivitelny! Kak Takoe mozhet byt?!?!” Prochitat Takoe and idti spat.

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One time Nikolay prosnutsya and poyti v magazin - pokupaet svezhy utrenny gazeta. Delaet Takoe, saditsya vchair, vypivaet sladky coffee and smotrit v gazeta. And vidit Takoe bolshoe napisano: ”NIKOLAY - IDIOT!”and krupny picture. Nikolay bystry vstat, uronit coffee and svezhy gazeta and ochen udivitelny! ”Kak Takoevozmozhny?!?! Etot NET Takoe!” - zakrichit Nikolay. Podnyat gazeta, smotrit vnimatelny: ”NIKOLAY -IDIOT!”

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr.Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Pochemu v gazeta Takoe: ”NIKOLAY - IDIOT!”?- Etot potomu: Ty poluchaet information from NET pravilny! - skazhet Ya. - Nado drugoe! Mnogo better!

Kakoe Ty dumaet nado for Etot?

2.7.4 About silny dozhd (2010-10-12 13:12)

Zdravstvui! Etot about silny dozhd!

Bylo silny dozhd! Ochen mnogo! Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and grustny and use alcohol with svoe druh Sergey.

- Pochemu Takoe silny dozhd? Etot NET interesny! - skazhet Nikolay to Sergey.- Etot NET spravedlivy! - otvetit Sergey. - Ya lubit sovsem drugoe! Etot holodny!- Nado use more alcohol! - skazhet Nikolay.- Da, Takoe! - otvetit Sergey and sdelaet Takoe.

Dozhd bylo dolgoe. Nikolay and Sergey vipit ochen mnogoe alcohol, but Etot NET pomogaet at all.

- Pochemu Takoe dolgoe? - sprosit Nikolay serdity and smotrit strogo.- Etot cherez Ty! - zakrichit Sergey and poluchaet v morda. - Etot NET razumny! - skazhet Sergey Takoe.Ya dumaet NET nado use alcohol more! Nado probuet something else!- Da, Takoe! Ty razumny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Nado delaet mnogo [1]kipyatok and idti lovit fish! Kogda silnydozhd - nado mnogo Takoe!

And stalo mnogo horoshy!

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2.7.5 Sapogi (2010-10-13 12:50)

Zdravstvui!

Today Ya priobretaet cherez ebay odin polezny and udobny! Etot Takoe SAPOGI!!! Rezinovy! NETpromokaet and teply postoyanny! Ya spent mnogoe time to nahodit Takoe! Etot a little used, but TakoeNET zametny at all. Ochen krepky! Etot russki model v 1972 vypuskaet for universalny.

Zavod vypuskaet Etot bylo closed and ruined v 1980. Teper tut bolshy boloto and zarazny. Nobodyzhit 1000 mile around. Too opasny! Genialny Russki Chelovek Nikolay Tikhomirov sozdat Etot - bylo repres-sirovany and rasstrelyaet v Gulag v 1986. And all family of Etot too. Chertezh and podrobny description of

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Etot sapogi NET sohranitsya. Mnogo chelovek delaet try to sozdat Takoe, but NET uspeh!

Vasily Konstantinovich - Druh of Nikolay Tikhomirov v 2007 skazhet Takoe: ”Etot veliky sapogi! Etotgenialny Chelovek! And horoshy Druh!”

Ya dumaet, nado idti lovit fish v Etot sapogi!

2.7.6 About tea (2010-10-14 19:57)

Zdravstvui! Etot about tea.

Alexey Viktorovich ochen lubit svezhy tea. ”Ya lubit horoshee tea! Etot vkusny and polezny!” - skazhetAlexey Viktorovich Takoe. And delaet Etot postoyanny. Every week Alexey Viktorovich hodit v magazinokolo svoe dom and pokupaet pack of svoe lubimoe tea.

- Pochemu Etot Takoe vkusny? - sprosit Alexey Viktorovich. - Etot samoe luchshy!- Etot cherez nashe magazin samoe luchshy! - otvetit prodavec.- Ya budet hodit v Etot postoyanny! - skazhet Alexey Viktorovich. - Takoe vkusny!- Nazdorovye! Also Ty mozhet otdyhaet v Etot magazin and smotrit VHS! Etot tut postoyanny!- Da Takoe!

One time Alexey Viktorovich idti v svoe lubimy magazin and vidit Takoe: sovsem drugoe magazin! Prodaetrazlichny сlothes! ”Etot mnogo pechalny, but Ya nuzhny novy suit, because moe stary and gryazny! Andveliko! Etot horoshy magazin, because Ya pokupaet tut samy luchshy tea before!” - podumaet AlexeyViktorovich.

- Ya budet pokupaet novy krasivy suit! Bely! Samy luchshy and dorogoe! Ty imeet Takoe? - sprositAlexey Viktorovich.- Da Takoe! Ochen horoshy! Etot! - skazhet prodavec and smotrit hitry.

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Alexey Viktorovich pokupaet bely suit, prihodit v svoe dom and nadevat Etot. And NET dovolny! Novy,dorogoe, bely suit - Etot plohoe! NET krasivy! Pochemu Takoe?

2.7.7 Otvaga (2010-10-18 00:31)

Zdravstvui! Etot about otvaga.

Andrew Sergeev - Etot voenny Russki Chelovek. ”Ya voenny Chelovek and imeet mnogo otvaga!” - govoritAndrew Sergeev and delaetsya mnogo molchat and seryozny. Surovy. ”All Russki voenny Chelovek alwayssurovy! Polezny - Etot otvaga!” - govorit Takoe and idti spat.

One time Andrew Sergeev idti and vidit Takoe: Molodoe woman pokupaet novy VHS-machine. ”Etotkrasivy, but bezumny molodoe woman. Pochemu Takoe VHS-machine? Etot NET nado!” - podumaet AndrewSergeev.

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Andrew Sergeev.- Etot nado for Bogach &Zdorov! Horoshy effect! And interesny! Priyatny! - otvetit molodoe woman andulybaetsya.- Glupy! - otvetit Andrew Sergeev. - Voenny Russki Chelovek - NET nado Etot! Only nado Ya - Etot otvaga!

After 1 year:1. Molodoe woman - Bogach &Zdorov!2. Andrew Sergeev - voenny!

2.7.8 Holodny voda (2010-10-19 19:58)

Zdravstvui! Etot about holodny voda!

Nikolay postoyanny use holodny voda for drink. ”Ochen horoshy! Takoe osvezhit Ya” - govorit Niko-lay. And prodolzhaet Takoe.

- NET Takoe, Nikolay! Etot too holodny! Mnogo opasny! - skazhet sosed (Etot Vasily)- Ya NET slushaet Ty! - otvetit Nikolay. - Holodny voda - Etot polezny! Mnogo vitaminy and svezhy! Yamnogo silny, Etot NET opasny for Ya.- Ya use Kipyatok every day! V Etot mnogo vitaminy! V holodny voda Etot NET Takoe at all! - skazhetVasily, but Nikolay NET slushaet Razumny and drink mnogoe holodny voda.

One time Nikolay drink too mnogo holodnoe voda and poluchaet prostuda.

Vasily - Bogach &Zdorov.

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2.7.9 Holodny Zima (2010-10-26 19:00)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Holodny Zima.

Bylo Russki Zima. Holodny and mnogo sneg. Nikolay bylo nothing to do and mnogo skuchaet. Siditv dom and dumaet about razny: Bogach, Mnogo krasivy women, Sportivny car, Divan from Ikea. ”KakoeEtot horoshy! Ya hochet Takoe mnogoe!” - podumaet Nikolay and poyti spat.

One time Nikolay delaet pozvonit svoe horoshy Druh - Alexey. Alexey - Russki Vzrosly Chelovek andmnogo razumny. Always davat polezny advice.

- Zdravstvui Tut! Ya skuchno! Kakoe Ty delaet?- Zdravstvui! Ya ochen mnogoe radostny v Etot holodny and temny zima!- Pochemu Takoe? Kak Ty delaet Takoe?- Ya delaet VHS-machine! Etot udivitelny! 5 Takoe gotovoe!- Vozmozhny Ya budet delaet Takoe too? Spasibo! - skazhet Nikolay and polozhit trubka.

”Etot ochen prostoe! Ya bystro sdelaet Takoe 100!” - podumaet Nikolay and nachinaet delaet Takoe, but after1 hour sluchayny cherez neostorozhny lomaet svoe nose and both ruka!

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druh Alexey.- Etot because Ty NET chitaet instruction!

2.7.10 About Vkusny! (2010-10-28 22:29)

Zdravstvui! Etot about vkusny!

Dorogoe Druh! Ty lubit mnogo vkusny? Each Razumny Chelovek skazhet Takoe: ”Da Takoe,mister Volz! Ochen silny!” But Ty NET mnogoe znaet about mnogoe vkusny - ochen chasto silnoNET polezny! Now malenki rasskaz about.

Sergey - Etot sidit v svoe dom and est some vkusny. ”Kakoe horoshy! Etot samoe luchshy!” - govorit Sergeyand ulybatsya. But vkusny zakonchitsya and Sergey perestat ulubatsya and pechalny. ”Pochemu Takoe?Etot because Ya imeet too malo vkusny!” - podumaet Sergey and poyti to mazazin for poluchaet more Takoe.

- Davay samoe vkusny! - skazhet Sergey in magazin. - And mnogo Takoe!- Da, Takoe! Nazdorovye! - skazhet prodavec and prinosit bolshoe pack.

Etot bylo ochen silno mnogo vkusny and Sergey poest all Etot ochen bystroe and poluchaet bolnoe zhivotand NET ulybatsya more!

- Pochemu Takoe ploho, mister Volz? - sprosit Sergey and mnogo seryozny.- Nado chitaet Tut! - otvetit Ya and podarit Sergey novy book ”All About Polezny!”

And after 10 minutes Etot pomogaet!

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2.7.11 Krepky slovo (2010-10-29 15:07)

Zdravstvui! Etot about krepky slovo!

Anatoly ochen lubit use krepky slovo and delat Takoe regularny. ”Ya Vzrosly Russki and silny Chelovek! Yamust chastoe use krepky slovo, because Ya silny, moguchy and surovy!” - govorit Takoe and hmuritsya.

Anatoly use krepky slovo everywhere: v magazin, v svoe dom, v dom of svoe druh Nikolay, v ulica.

- Pochemu Ty delaet Takoe? Etot NET kulturny!” - govorit raznoe Chelovek.- Etot NET nado znaet for Ty! - govorit Anatoly and use krepky slovo.- NET Takoe! NET delaet Etot! - skazhet raznoe Chelovek, but Anatoly NET slushaet.

Anatoly regularny poluchaet v morda, but cherez Etot use krepky slovo much more chastoe.

One time Anatoly use krepky slovo and hmuritsya ochen mnogo silny and cherez Etot slomat svoe nose.

- Etot cherez krepky slovo! - skazhet Nikolay.- NET Takoe! - otvetit Anatoly and poyti spat.

2.8 November

2.8.1 About novy car (2010-11-01 20:46)

Zdravstvui! Etot about novy car.

Mnogoe Chelovek hochet pokupaet novy car! Etot mnogo horoshy!

- Ya hochet pokupaet novy americansky car! Etot samy luchshy! - skazhet Sergey. Bogaty and silny!- NET Takoe! - otvetit Anatoly Vladimirov. - Japan car - Takoe mnogo better! Nadyezhny and NET dorogoe!- Ty and Ty govorit glupoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - German car - Etot nado pokupaet! Takoe bystry andsportivny!- Takoe!?!?! - zakrichit Sergey. - German car - Etot durnoe! Japan car - Etot NET razumny!- Japan car - Etot NET razumny?!?! - sprosit Anatoly Vladimirov surovy. - Ty - idiot!

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Nikolay delatsya krasny and hochet skazhet something too, but poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe domsmotrit VHS. Sergey and Anatoly Vladimirov dolgoe time rugat each other and dratsya.

Kakoe tvoe opinion: Kakoe car better?

2.8.2 Pravda (2010-11-13 00:42)

Zdravstvui! Etot about pravda!

Mnogoe Chelovek dumaet: ”Pravda - Etot polezny or NET Takoe?” Chitaet TUT ochen silnyvnimatelny and Ty budet poluchaet mnogoe ponimaet Etot!

Bylo zima. Holodny! Nikolay (Russki and Vzrosly Chelovek) vysoky and krasivy, but imeet dlinny NETrovnoe and NET krasivy nose.

- Kakoe Ty schitaet about my nose? Etot krasivy? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druhi (Etot Valery and Sergey).- Etot krasivy! - otvetit Valery.- Da Takoe! - skazhet Sergey.

Nikolay potrogat svoe nose and smotrit vnimatelny and strogo.

- Ty hochet Takoe nose for Ty? - sprosit Nikolay.- Da Takoe! - otvetit Valery.- Zima - VHS-time! Nose - Etot NET Takoe vazhny! - skazhet Sergey.

Nikolay potrogat svoe nose again and delaet vyvod.

Kakoe vyvod delaet Nikolay?

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2.8.3 About vysoky zabor (2010-11-17 01:09)

Zdravstvui! Etot about vysoky zabor.

Nikolay, Alexander and Vladimir prozhival v malenky gorod v Russia. Etot gorod bylo spokoyny andtihy, but one time v center of Etot poyavitsya vysoky zabor. Etot bylo vnezapny! V odin night v zima!

- Pochemu tut teper Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay.- Znachit Takoe tut nado! - skazhet Alexander.- Mnogo polezny za Etot zabor! Etot nado against voruet Takoe! - zakrichit Vladimir and polezt na zabor,but poluchaet mnogo electrichesky tok and padat and silny NET dovolny. - Etot electrichesky tok! MnogoTakoe! - skazhet Vladimir and poyti v bolnica otdyhaet.- Obychny zabor. Nado idti with Ya smotrit VHS! Ya imeet mnogo novy, interesny and really polezny! -skazhet Alexander, but Nikolay NET poslushaet razumny. And Alexander poyti v svoe dom.

Nikolay stalo mnogo dumaet about and perestavat spat at all. ”Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo polezny?” -dumat Takoe. And polezt na zabor akkuratny only for posmotrit, but bystry poluchaet mnogoe electricheskytok like Vladimir. ”Pochemu Takoe electrichesky tok?” - zakrichit Nikolay and polezt again. And poluchaetelectrichesky tok! And padat! ”Nado roet bolshy yama!” - podumaet Nikolay, but polezt na zabor again. Andpoluchaet electrichesky tok!

”Alexander razumny!” - podumaet Nikolay: ”Nado idti smotrit VHS with Alexander!” And sdelaet Takoe.

V next night vysoky zabor ischezlo. After 1 year Alexander - Bogach &Zdorov!

2.8.4 Mnogo holodny (2010-11-19 15:41)

Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogo holodny.

Bylo silno zharky! Nikolay and Alexey use mnogoe alcohol and silno ustavat.

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- Takoe zharky! - skazhet Nikolay.- Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe zharky! Mnogo potny! - otvetin Alexey.- Mnogo holodny - Etot much better!- Da Takoe! Nado waiting for zima!

Nikolay and Alexey stal waiting for zima ochen silny and use mnogoe alcohol. Nastupilo zima. Ochensilny mnogo holodny. Temny and mrachny. Nikolay and Alexey silny zamerzaet and NET dovolny again.

- Takoe holodny! - skazhet Nikolay.- Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe holodny! Mnogo zamerzaet! - otvetin Alexey.- Nado use mnogoe alcohol!

Nikolay and Alexey stal delaet Takoe.

- NET Takoe! NET delaet Etot! - skazhet razumny prohozhy.- Pochemu Takoe? Teper mnogo holodny zima. Ya and Alexey NET lubit Takoe silny holodny. - skazhetNikolay.- Da Takoe! - skazhet Alexey.- Zima - VHS-time! - skazhet prohozhy gromkoe. - Nado delaet Takoe!

And stalo mnogo horoshy!

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2011

3.1 January

3.1.1 About obman* (2011-01-12 21:16)

Zdravstvui! Etot about obman!

V malenkoe Russki village prozhivaet troe Russki Chelovek: Nikolay, Sergey and Stepan. Etot friends.Etot village v Sibir! Ochen malenky, but all Chelovek tut znat about Dr.Volz and doctrine ”Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS”! And use Etot every day! And Bogach &Zdorov! Only NikolayNET delaet Takoe because NET znaet about.

- Pochemu Ty NET Bogach &Zdorov? Pochemu Ty poluchaet NET priyatny every day? - sprosit Stepan vNikolay.- Kakoe Etot Bogach &Zdorov? Ya NET znaet about! - skazhet Nikolay.- Ty NET znaet?!?! Etot NET vozmozhny! - zakrichit Sergey and rasskazat to Nikolay all about.- Takoe!!! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Ya need VHS-machine! Ya budet pokupaet Etot!- OK. - skazhet Stepan. - But mnogo razumny and economichny budet delaet Takoe samodelny kogda zima.Teper zima! Delaet Etot!- Etot budet mnogoe dolgoe! Ya budet pokupaet Etot and bystry poluchaet Bogach &Zdorov-effect! - skazhetlazy Nikolay.

V Etot day Nikolay pokupaet dorogoe VHS-machine v TV-shop. And ochen silnoe mnogo radostny, butdorogoe VHS-machine NET rabotaet, because Etot TV-shop bylo obmanut Nikolay.

V novy book ”All about Polezny” Ty smozhet prochitaet podrobny about Etot NET priyatny obman. Andmnogoe polezny!

3.1.2 Nagrada (2011-01-17 21:47)

Zdravstvui! Etot about nagrada.

One time Nikolay poluchat nagrada. Etot zasluzhenny! Nikolay ochen mnogo radostny. ”Kakoe Etot

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krasivy and zasluzhenny!” - dumat Nikolay. ”Nado mnogo hvastatsya Etot!” - skazhet Nikolay and delatmnogo Takoe, but poluchaet v morda ochen skoroe and somebody zabiraet nagrada bez dengi!

- Pochemu Takoe, mister Volz? - sprosit Nikolay.- Etot because Ty mnogoe hvastatsya. NET delaet Etot and nagrada budet vernutsya to Ty.

Nikolay sdelaet Takoe and poluchaet svoe nagrada back.

Chitaet novy book ”All about Polezny” vnimatelny and poluchaet nagrada!

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3.1.3 Samy luchshy igra! (2011-01-25 00:37)

Zdravstvui! Etot about samy luchshy igra for maly deti!

Bylo zima. V malenki russki gorod poluchaetsya Takoe beseda about samy luchshy igra for maly deti.Kakoe Etot? Mnogo razny opinions! Kakoe Etot razumny?

- Ya schitaet, YULA ”THOMAS &FRIENDS”! - Etot ochen horoshy for deti! - skazhet Sergey. - Myson imeet 3 Takoe and use only Etot! Everyday and postoyanny! Ochen prochny and practichny!- Samy horoshy - Etot NET nastoyaschy medved! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot NET zhestky and udobny! Ochenpolezny!- Horoshy igra - Etot zhivoe malenky NET opasny sobachka! - skazhet Svetlana and ulybatsya.- Nado hodit v shkola and uchit uroki! - skazhet Alexander strogoe.- NET Takoe! - zakrichit all Chelovek. - Etot beseda about maly deti! Shkola - Etot for vzrosly deti! Ididomoy spat, Alexander!

Alexander poyti v svoe dom spat, but silny razozlitsya and dolgoe NET poluchitsya zasypaet. Mnogovorochatsya and gromkoe rugaet.

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3.2 April

3.2.1 Takoe (2011-04-13 23:53)

Zdravstvui!

Ya mnogoe dumaet and razny. Kakoe Ty schitaet samy horoshy?

3.2.2 Horoshy perspective (2011-04-28 17:43)

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy perspective!

Yesterday Ya poluchaet mnogoe novy razumny Russki Druh! Etot ochen horoshy and radostnyfor Ya! My doctrine nahodit way to vnutri Russki Vzrosly Chelovek!Teper malenky, but polezny story about Takoe or pohozhee:

Bylo zima. Nikolay, Vzrosly and Russki Chelovek poluchaet horoshee novost.

”Kakoe horoshee novost!” - dumat Nikolay: ”Ya must poluchaet Takoe everyday!”

V next day Nikolay rasskazyvat about Etot, svoe Druh Anatoly.- Kakoe nado delaet for poluchaet Takoe novost everyday? - sprosit Nikolay.- Nado sdelaet Takoe horoshy perspective with Ty! - otvetit Anatoly. - Etot budet polezny for postoyanny!- Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay.- Chitaet vnimatelny Etot! - skazat Anatoly and podarit to Nikolay novy book ”All About Polezny”.- Etot Takoe novy book ”All About Polezny”?!?! - zakrichit Nikolay. - To Ya and bez dengi?!?! Kak Etotvozmozhny?- Chitaet vnimatelny TUT and mnogoe ponimaet, - skazhet Anatoly. - Etot razumny.

After odin week, Nikolay poluchaet horoshy perspective.

3.2.3 Bogach&Zdorov Inc. (2011-04-29 23:32)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Bogach &Zdorov Inc. on facebook!

Teper Takoe! Mnogo polezny information! Ochen silny mnogo polezny sovet! Etot second raz to trydelaet Takoe with facebook. Odin Takoe NET poluchit horoshee! Ya hope - Etot budet Takoe!

[1]Bogach &Zdorov Inc. | [2]

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[3]

1. https://www.facebook.com/pages/BogachZdorov-Inc/212691992093328

2. http://www.facebook.com/business/dashboard/

3. https://www.facebook.com/pages/BogachZdorov-Inc/212691992093328

3.3 May

3.3.1 Obilny Eda (2011-05-03 15:09)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Obilny Eda!

Kakoe tvoy opinion: Obilny Eda - Etot horoshy or NET Takoe?Chitaet Etot story vnimatelny and delaet pravilny vyvod.

Po ulitsa ehat truck. Etot ochen stary and polmatsya. Nikolay - driver v Etot truck NET dovolny! ”PochemuTakoe?!?” - zakrichit Nikolay v truck: ”POLOMATSYA!!!” And udarit truck.

V Etot time Zoya (krasivy Russki molodoe woman) vyhodit v ulitsa for kurit. Zoya rabotat v restau-rant. Okolo!- NET nado udarit Etot polezny! - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya. - Nado poluchaet obilny eda v Etot restaurant!- Ochen horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti poluchaet obilny eda.- Ty umny, - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya again.

Kakoe tvoe opinion, Nikolay delaet pravilny?

3.3.2 Etot nekotory pictures (2011-05-04 23:22)

Zdravstvui!

Teper nekotory pictures!Kakoe Ty schitaet Etot?

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https://www.facebook.com/pages/BogachZdorov-Inc/212691992093328

http://www.facebook.com/business/dashboard/

https://www.facebook.com/pages/BogachZdorov-Inc/212691992093328

1. Kipyatok inside!

2. Prostorny!

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3. Urozhayny!

4. Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek!

5.Takoe mnogoe kapusta!

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6. Samolet.

7. Etot Takoe!

3.3.3 About Vecherny Progulka (2011-05-12 15:11)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Vecherny Progulka.

Ya always bylo dumat that Vecherny Progulka - ochen mnogoe horoshy! Svezhy oxygen,sportivny, spokoyny and priyatny. Chitaet Etot story and delaet razumny vyvod.

Bylo teploe pogoda. Nikolay and Svetlana (Russki) smotrit tv and ispolzovat alcohol. Bylo den, potom stalovecherny time.

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- Kogda vecherny time nastupat, horoshy delaet Vecherny Progulka together! - skazat Nikolay, vypit somealcohol and ulybaetsya. - Etot romantichny! Krasivy sky! Stars!- Samy horoshy - Etot kogda svetly den! And solnechny! - otvetit Svetlana and zasnut.

Nikolay dolgoe time bylo rasskazyvat about Polezny of vecherny progulka, but Svetlana NET slyshat Nikolaybecause mnogoe spat. V skoroe time Nikolay zasnut too.

3.3.4 About Twitter! (2011-05-23 15:18)

Zdravstvui! Etot about glupy Twitter!Etot sdelaet mnogoe bessmyslenny zapis TUT! Ya NET davat soglasit ETOT! Proizvolny!Ya budet staraet NET pozvolit Takoe more!Ya prosit mnogoe prostit Ya for Etot NET Polezny

P.S.: Ty dumaet Takoe: Dr.Volz - idiot? NET Takoe!

3.4 June

3.4.1 Dalny doroga (2011-06-14 14:54)

Zdravstvui! Etot about dalny doroga.

Takoe NET secret: dalny doroga - Etot NET prostoe at all!

One time Nikolay dolgoe time hodit. Dalny doroga. Ustavat ochen mnogoe silny, but NET sdatsya andprodolzhit pohodka! Trudny, but mnogoe reshitelny and otvazhny! Only vpered! Takoe!

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- Pochemu Takoe VPERED? - sprosit Svetlana (Etot Russki girl. Vstrechaet Nikolay and udivitelnoe.)- Nado mnogoe otdyhaet! Mnogoe only vpered - Etot NET polezny!- Only vpered! - skazhet Nikolay and bystroe uhodit.

V next time Nikolay vstretit Olga. Etot much more krasivy and razumny than Svetlana. But udivitelny too.

- NET VPERED, Nikolay! - skazhet Olga. - Etot bezumny! Tut horoshy!- NET Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay and idti v dalny doroga.

Dolgoe idti, but one time vidit Takoe: Antonina. Etot privlekatelny ochen silnoe.

- STOP! - skazhet Antonina. - NET VPERED! Nado otdyhaet mnogoe TUT!- Etot NET vozmozhny! Dalny doroga! - skazhet Nikolay and uhodit.

1. Pochemu Takoe?2. Nikolay razumny?3. Svetlana razumny?4. Olga razumny?5. Antonina razumny?

Etot Takoe test for razumny Chelovek!

P.S.: Mnogoe Takoe Ty budet ponimaet v novy book ”All About polezny”!

3.4.2 About Like-buttons! (2011-06-27 14:20)

Zdravstvuy! Etot about Like-buttons!

Teper Etot: Etot NET secret - Takoe razumny buttons delaet Etot mnogoe horoshy.Press v Etot and Ty budet poluchaet Dekorativny Hleb For Vzrosly Chelovek bez dengi!And prinosit mnogoe polezny v svoe narodnost!Mnogoe LIKE - Mnogoe Bogach &Zdorov!

Spasibo!

UPDATE: Takoe POLEZNY-Button pridumat moe Druh [ LJ User: qtuzov ]! Nado Takoe!

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3.5 July

3.5.1 About NET razborchivy pocherk (2011-07-09 21:34)

Zdravstvui! Etot about NET razborchivy pocherk.

Mnogoe hochet - Malo poluchaet...

Nikolay - Etot dobry and vzrosly Russki Chelovek. Horoshy, but imeet NET razborchivy pocherk and cherezEtot imeet mnogoe NET priyatny.

- Ty pishet NET ponyatny! - skazat Anatoly and smeyatsya.- Etot Takoe pocherk! - otvechat Nikolay.- Etot OCHEN SILNY PLOHOE! - skazat Vladimir Alexeev and rasserditsya.- Ya ochen silny staratsya! - otvechat Nikolay and rasstroitsya.- Ty nado idti v shkola and obuchaet pishet! - sovet Zoya. - Etot NET razborchivy!- Ya vzrosly Russki Chelovek! - otvechat Nikolay. - Ya too old for shkola!

Nikolay ochen silny stradat. ”Pochemu Takoe pocerk? Etot NET spravedlivy Takoe!”, - dumat Niko-lay.

One time Nikolay reshat: ”Ya budet ispravit svoe pocherk!” And delat mnogoe trudny exercises, but withouthoroshy result.

- Kakoe Ya dolzhen delaet, Dr.Volz?! Etot NET razborchivy at all!- VHS-machine! Kogda zima! - otvetit Ya and byl prav.

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3.6 August

3.6.1 About Hleb (2011-08-26 01:30)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Hleb.

Nikolay - Etot lubit mnogoe Hleb.

- Hleb - Etot samoe vkusny! - skazhet Nikolay and poest bolshoe piece of Hleb. - Etot mnogoe polezny too!- NET Takoe, Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey. - Hleb - Etot vkusny, but for polezny nado use Etot with mnogoebutter! - skazhet Takoe and zabirat Nikolay’s Hleb.- Butter - Etot sucks! - skazhet Nikolay and NET otdavat svoe Hleb.- NET Takoe!- Etot!!!And mnogoe rugaet each other and somebody poluchaet v morda.

Mnogoe time Etot and Etot NET friends and NET govorit.

- Pochemu Sergey Takoe idiot, Dr.Volz? - sprosit Nikolay.- Hleb without butter - Etot sucks, Dr.Volz? Takoe? - sprosit Segey.- NET nado mnogoe rugaet, - skazhet Ya. - Use Dekorativny Hleb for vzrosly Chelovek, my friends!

And stalo horoshy!

3.6.2 About razlichny and postoyanny (2011-08-31 13:39)

Zdravstvui! Etot story about razlichny and postoyanny.

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- Etot zimny den! Kakoe solnechny and horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay. - Today Ya budet sidit v svoedom and smotrit TV! And use some alcohol!- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Svetlana. - Ty sidit v svoe dom and smotrit TV everyday. And use alcohol too!Today mnogoe solnechny and nado use lyzhy and some sportivny!- Ya delaet Takoe because Etot postoyanny! Etot budet prinosit polza after nekotory time! If Ty NET delaetsomething postoyanny - Ty NET poluchaet opyt and polezny practic!- Ya dumaet that Ty - NET pravilnoe! Etot glupy! Ty - idiot! - skazhet Svetlana and use some alcohol.- NET Takoe! Etot - razumny - skazhet Nikolay and Svetlana soglasitsya.

After nekotory time Etot and Etot poluchat some opyt.

Kakoe Ty dumaet pravilny: RAZLICHNY or POSTOYANNY?

3.7 September

3.7.1 About kino (2011-09-27 23:40)

Zdravstvui! Etot about kino.

Ya and my Russki friend Nikolay smotrit Russki kino. Etot mudry and duhovny. Ya lubit Etot kino,but Nikolay NET dovolny at all.

- Zachem we spend mnogoe time for Etot skuchny and maloe colors kino on VHS? Nado idti and poluchaetnovy otlichny american kino! - skazhet Nikolay.- Smotrit vnimatelny, Nikolay, - skazhet Ya. - Smotrit and tiho for ponimaet all polezny of Etot!

Nikolay smotrit nekotory time, but NET terpit and poity for use some Dekorativny Hleb and propustit SAMYINTERESNY!

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- Etot NET polezny! - skazhet Nikolay.- Etot NET polezny because Ty - NET imeet terpit and propustit Samy Interesny! - skazhet Ya.

3.8 October

3.8.1 Nikolay and stary dog (2011-10-05 19:13)

Zdravsvui! Etot about Nikolay and stary dog.

Bylo utrenny pogoda. Stary dog poest mnogoe korm and otdyhaet. Etot ochen mnogoe staroe davnodog! Tolsty and lazy.

And umny. Etot otdyhaet, but mnogoe gromky noise vnezapny! Etot pyany Nikolay. Etot gromkoerazgovarivat and delaet some drugoe noise. Ochen NET spokoiny! Stary dog mnogoe rugat Nikolay andpokusaet. And Nikolay poity v svoe dom spat.

V drugoe time Nikolay pyany and delaet gromky and bestolkovy noise again and stary dog pokusaet Nikolayagain. - Pochemu Takoe? - dumat Nikolay. - Pochemu kusaet again? But NET otvet, because stary dogotdyhat.

V zavtra Nikolay nadevat novy kostum and trezvy and molchat, but stary dog pokusaet Nikolay againand Nikolay reshit that stary dog - tupoe and zlobny.

Takoe?

P.S. Etot interesny: pepelnitsa v vide karas!

3.8.2 Vegetables (2011-10-13 12:09)

Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret: vegetables - polezny! If Ty budet use Etot regularny - mnogoe zdorov! EtotTakoe? Chitaet v TUT!

Bylo zima. Svetlana (russki) sidit v svoe dom and est vkusny vegatable. - Etot Takoe polezny! - skazhet

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Takoe and poest bolshoe piece of vegetable. - If Ty poest Etot - budet mnogoe zdorov!

Mnogoe friends of Svetlana poyti v progulka.

- Svetlana, come with us! - skazhet friends. - V Tut mnogoe polezny svezhy oxygen! And krasivy!- Ya imeet mnogoe vegetables! Etot much more polezny! - otvetit Svetlana and poest one more.

- Svetlana! Nado idti smotrit novy VHS! - skazhet Nikolay! - Mnogoe of tvoe friends delaet Takoe!- Vegetables much horoshy! - skazhet Svetlana.

- Teper zima! - skazhet Sergey Nikolaev. - Etot VHS-time! Nado delaet samodelny VHS-machine with Ya!Ya imeet popularny scheme of Etot polezny device!- VHS - sucks! - skazhet Svetlana and poluchaet v morda.

After odin year...

Hochet znat more? Chitaet novy book ”All About polezny”!

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3.8.3 About colors (2011-10-24 15:03)

Zdravstvui! Etot about razlichny colors!

One time Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and poest sup. Sup - Etot vkusny! Nikolay ulybatsya and syt.

- Kakoe Etot vkusny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Samy horoshy!- Da, Takoe! Vkusny! - skazhet otvet Tamara. - But NET samy horoshy! Samy horoshy - Etot krasny sup!- NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot NET vozmozhny, because KRASNY - Etot NET priyatnoe color!- Ya lubit krasnoe! - skazhet Tamara and poyti v magazin.- STOP, Tamara! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Siny - Etot my favorit color!- Etot NET vozmozhny Takoe - siny sup. Glupoe! - skazhet Tamara and uhodit away.

Nikolay dolgoe dumat and pozvonit v svoe druh Sergey Vladimirovich.

- Kakoe color samy horoshy? - sprosit Nikolay.- Etot krasny! - skazhet Sergey Vladimirovich and povesit trubka.

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3.9 November

3.9.1 Hobby (2011-11-13 22:56)

Zdravstvui! Etot about hobby.Nikolay - Etot ochen mnogoe lubit lovit fish! Etot Takoe hobby. Nikolay lovit fish and ulybatsya, becauseEtot mnogoe priyatny.

- Etot samy horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay and ulybatsya again. - Ya ochen lubit spend all moe time vlovit fish! Etot interesny!- Etot NET prinosit polza! - skazhet prohozhy. - Ty spend tvoe time to glupy! - If Ty zabluditsya in forest,kakoe polza Ty poluchaet v ”lovit fish”?- Ya budet nahodit reka, lovit fish and NET umirat cherez golod! - skazhet Nikolay and prodolzhit lovit fish.- OK! - skazhet prohozhy. - If Ty poluchaet v morda from huligan, kakoe polezny v tvoe ”lovit fish”?

Nikolay zadumatsya and NET znaet otvet.

Prohozhy poyti v svoe way.

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3.9.2 Etot interesny! (2011-11-28 16:53)

Zdravstvui! Korotenky story about Etot.

Ya nahodit Takoe and udivlenny! Takoe? Pochemu Etot? Polezny or NET Takoe? Mnogoe vopros.

- Ty znaet about? - sprosit Ya my Russki friend Nikolay.- Da, Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay. - Each Russki Vzrosly Chelovek znaet Etot!- Skazhet Ya about Etot - poprosit Ya.

Nikolay delaet try, but NET poluchitsya. NET ponyatny.

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay. - Ya znaet Etot, but NET poluchitsya to explain.

Polezny?

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3.10 December

3.10.1 Sputnik (2011-12-02 02:18)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Russki sputnik!

Ya kupit Takoe Sputnik on flea market NET davno. Stary, but like new. Etot delaet mnogoe uyut inmy dom, but my friend Nikolay NET dovolny Etot.

- Zachem Takoe stary Sputnik? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET razumny pokupka! Nado pokupaet novy razny!- Etot stary, but horoshy! - otvetit Ya.- Etot NET vozmozhny! Novy - horoshy, Stary - NET rabotaet! - skazhet Nikolay.- VHS - stary, but polezny! Rabotaet! Takoe? - skazhet Ya. - Glupy building - novy, but NET polezny!- Da, Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and udivlyenny.

V next day Nikolay pokupat the same Sputnik.

3.10.2 Horoshy mood (2011-12-10 01:02)

One time Nikolay wake up rannee utro and imeet horoshee and vesely mood! Pochistit teeth, sdelaet prichesathair and poyti v progulka. Idti and ulybaetsya because horoshy mood. And poet pesnya.

After odin hour vidit mnogoe chelovek on svoe way. Etot mnogoe bespokoiny. Silno krichit and serdity.Sometimes somebody poluchaet v morda and NET dovolny.

- Etot stranny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Zachem Takoe mnogoe?- Etot NET tvoy sobachy delo! - skazhet mnogoe chelovek and prodolzhat krichit.

Nikolay’s mood mnogoe isportit, but Nikolay NET stal dozhidaetsya poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe

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dom spat.

And mood stalo horoshee again.

3.10.3 Mnogoe horoshy (2011-12-12 17:19)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Mnogoe Horoshy!

Mnogoe razny Chelovek hochet poluchaet horoshy and priyatny! ”Horoshy and Priyatny - Etotsamy luchshy! Etot horoshy way to be Radostny!” - govorit Takoe Chelovek. Polezny Takoe or NET? EtotNET Takoe prosto! Teper korotenky story about.

Sergey Vladimirov mnogoe rabotat and silny ustavat. And poluchat NET bolshoe zarplata. Ochengrustny all time.

- Pochemu Takoe: Mnogoe rabotat and maloe dengi? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov. - Maybe Yaneed delaet something completely different? And Etot budet Pomogaet Ya?- Nado to try VHS! Etot completely different! - skazhet Ya.

Sergey Vladimirov start to use VHS regularny and poluchit krupny summa of dengi. Teper SergeyVladimirov poluchat mnogoe Horoshy and Priyatny and Radostny every day.

Drugoe Russki Chelovek - Nikolay imeet the same situation and pechalny.

- Ya budet waiting for Horoshy TERPELIVY! - skazhet Nikilay and start to terpet.

After nekotory time Nikolay poluchit krupny summa of dengi too. Teper radostny like Sergey Vladimirov.

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr. Volz? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov and NET Radostny more. - PochemuNikolay poluchaet Takoe without delaet something for Etot? Pochemu Ya NET Radostny more?

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- NET nado zaviduet! - skazhet Ya.

3.10.4 About zakon! (2011-12-24 02:27)

Zdravstvui! Etot about zakon!One day Nikolay (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) nadoest rabotaet regularnoe and on Skazhet Takoe: ”Mnogoenadoelo! NET budet delaet Takoe more!” And STOP rabotaet at all! Nadevat Novy suit and hodit v radostnyprogulka.

- NET Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet horoshee druh-rabochy. - Nado rabotaet! After Etot vozmozhy usenekotory alcohol! Come with Ya v rabotaet for regularnoe!- Glupy! Rabotaet skuchny! Kakoe krasivy and sunny around! Smotri Kakoe novy suit! - skazhet Nikolayand poyti v svoe way radostny.- Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet Milicioner-Sergeant Alexander. - Ty NET rabotaet! If Takoe - Ty budet idti v jail!Hochet Etot?- NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and pechalny.

V next utro Nikolay poyti v rabotaet again, because NET hochet idti v jail.

- Pochemu Etot, Doctor Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET horoshy!- Etot because Takoe zakon! - otvetit Ya.

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Chapter 4

2012

4.1 January

4.1.1 About ecology (2012-01-17 16:33)

Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogoe polezny of svezhy oxygen!

Nikolay and Sergey - Etot dvoe friends. Russki.

Nikolay - imeet horoshy rabota and prozhivat v downtown of bolshoe gorod. V Moskva. Imeet mno-goe imet: horoshy car, novy VHS-machine, krasivy wife, divan from Ikea and mnogoe novy suits. - Moe lifeochen silny otlichny! - skazhet Nikolay. And Nikolay prav.

Sergey - Etot prozhivat v forest, but imeet mnogoe imet too. Takoe like Nikolay and MNOGOE SVEZHYOXYGEN! Etot because forest around.

- Kakoe Etot otlichny - Svezhy Oxygen! - skazhet Sergey and ulybaetsya. Ty, Nikolay NET imeet Takoe!- Da Takoe. - skazhet Nikolay. - But Ya prozhivaet v downtown! Etot interesnoe!- Downtown - sucks! - skazhet Sergey and poyti v svoe dom.

After odin year Svegy Oxygen v Etot forest zakonchitsya, cherez plohoe ecology. Sergey NET dovolny.

Nikolay pokupit conditioner.

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Etot zayats

4.1.2 Chudesny door (2012-01-21 19:07)

Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret - Chelovek lubit razlichny udivitelny and NET obychny. - Etot udivitelny!- govorit razlichny Chelovek and obradovanny. - Etot obychny! - govorit another Chelovek and delatsyaskuchny around. Teper NET bolshoe rasskaz about.

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One time Anatoly (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) idti v svoe rabota and vidit stranny door. Etot stary andgryazny. Anatoly interesny and delaet try to otkryvaet Etot, but door closed krepkoe.

V next day Anatoly pokazat Udivitelny door svoe friend Nikolay.

- Etot Udivitelny! - skazhet Anatoly. - But krepkoe closed. Nado otkryvaet Etot!- Da Takoe! Udivitelny! - otvetit Nikolay - But vozmozhy Etot opasny! NET nado otkryvaet! Nado idti lovitfish with Ya, because horoshy pogoda!- Etot obychny! - skazhet Anatoly and Nikolay poyti lovit fish.

Anatoly dolgoe dumat (about month or more Takoe) and staraetsya and poluchaet otkryt Udivitelny door.And nahodit inside skuchnoe gryazny, NET udivitelny and obychny. And empty.

Nikolay nahodit some udivitelny and NET obychy v reka and poymat mnogoe krupny fish too. Andradostny ulybaetsya.

4.1.3 Snegovik (2012-01-24 02:42)

Zdravstvui! Etot korotenky story about snegovik. Etot for maly deti.

Bylo zima. Mnogoe snow around! Molodoe boy Andrew (Russki) sozdal bolshoe otlichny Snegovik. Andradostny!

- Kakoe Etot snegovik otlichny! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Takoe mnogoe!- Nado idti v svoe dom spat, Andrew! Ty sdelaet novy Snegovik tomorrow after shkola! - skazhet ZoyaNikolaevna.- NET Takoe, Zoya Nikolaevna! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Snegovik right teper!

Zoya Nikolaevna poyti v svoe dom spat, but Andrew NET Takoe. Andrew nachinat delaet novy Sne-govik, but very ustaly and temnoe night around. Snegovik NET poluchatsya! NET otlichny!

V next day Andrew opazdat v shkola and poluchit plohoe otmetka!

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4.1.4 Vitaminny tea (2012-01-25 13:59)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Vitaminny tea!

Vitaminny tea ochen mnogoe polezny and vkusny! Etot NET secret. Prostoe for prigotovit Takoe andNET dorogoe.

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Delaet Takoe:1. Sobiraet polezny trava2. Dobavlyaet kipyatok3. Enjoy!

Nikolay ochen lubit Etot and use Takoe everyday. Mnogoe zdorov and horoshy forma. One time Sergey(Nikolay’s friend. Russki) poprobovat Vitaminny tea and ochen mnogoe polubit Etot.

- Ya budet delaet Takoe mnogoe! - zakrichit Sergey and pobezhat v svoe dom. - Ochen, ochen silnymnogoe!- Stop, Sergey! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya hochet skazhet Ty polezny!

But Sergey NET slyshit razumny, because daleko. V svoe dom Sergey sdelat bochka with Vitaminnytea. And vypit mnogoe of Etot. And v next day too. After nekotory time Vitaminny tea - NET vkusny andNET polezny, because prokislo.

Hochet znaet more about Vitaminny tea? Chitaet novy book ”All About Polezny”!

4.1.5 About Posevnaya (2012-01-30 19:36)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Posevnaya!

Nastupilo teply pogoda and mnogoe Russki Chelovek vyshel v ulitsa for Posevnaya. Mnogoe sunny around!NET krupny birds krasivy and gromkoe pesnya! Ochen horoshy and mnogoe trudolubivy! But odin RusskiChelovek NET poyti v Posevnaya. Etot - Nikolay. Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and tihoe inside. Mnogoe RusskiChelovek NET spokoyny! - Pochemu Takoe - NET Nikolay v Posevnaya? Pochemu tihoe v Nikolay’s dom?

- Nikolay! - skazhet mnogoe Russki Chelovek. - Posevnaya polezny! Nado vyhodit!- Ya NET mozhet idti v Posevnaya right now! Ya smotrit VHS about Etot! - otvetit Nikolay.- Nado NET smotrit VHS, but idti v Posevnaya with us! - skazhet Sergey (Russki Nikolay’s Druh)

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- Ya budet prihodit v Posevnaya tomorrow! - skazhet Nikolay.- Etot glupy!- NET Takoe!

V next day Nikolay vyhodit v Posevnaya and delaet Etot bystry and samy horoshy.

4.2 February

4.2.1 VHS-machine (2012-02-10 21:37)

Zdravstvui! Etot about VHS-machine!

Nikolay bylo sidit v lavochka near svoe dom. Use nekotory alcohol and smotret vpered. Vpered ehattrmvay and Nikolay smotrit v Etot NET vnimatelnoe. Tramvay uehat, but Nikolay ostavaetsya and sidit.After nekotory time Nikolay vzdohnut and uhodit, but v tomorrow Nikolay sidit v Etot lavochka again.Sometimes Nikolay holodny, sometimes zharky, sometimes mokry, sometimes piany but always skuchny.

NET nado Takoe everyday, Nikolay! Nado use VHS-machine!

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4.2.2 Teply palto (2012-02-19 23:57)

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy palto!

Bylo teply leto! Nikolay poluchit v rabota mnogoe zarabotat dengi and mnogoe radostny.

- Teper Ya bogach! Ya budet mnogoe pokupaet! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot mnogoe otlichny!- Da, Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet Alexander and ulybatsya.

Nikolay poyti v shop and kupit novy portfel. V drugoe shop, Nikolay pokupit radio and tv-set. Po-tom pokupit 2 novy shtany, gun and cartridges, hawaiian shirt and zolotoe ring and mnogoe drugoe.

- Stop Nikolay! - zakrichat Alexander and mnogoe razumny. - Zima skoroe! Nado teply palto! Amerikanskypalto samy horoshy. NET nado spend dengi v glupoe!- Glupy! - skazhet Nikolay, zasmeyatsya and pokupit xBox and iPad.- Ty idiot! - skazhet Alexander and Ya NET budet druzhit s Ty more!

Potom nastupilo zima. Nikolay NET imeet teply palto and mnogoe holodny. Nikolay pobezhit v Alexanderhouse and pechalny.

- Alexander! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Mnogoe holodny! Pomogay!

And Alexander pomog.

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4.2.3 Skolzky doroga (2012-02-27 14:25)

Zdravstvui! Etot about skolzky doroga.

Bylo zima and skolzky doroga because led. Alexander pokupat zimny kolesa and mnogoe radostny. NikolayNET pokupat Takoe and silno ostorozhny.

- Ya mnogoe razumny! - skazhet Alexander. - Zimny kolesa - Etot bezopasny!- Zimny kolesa - Etot horoshy, but dorogoe! - skazhet Nikolay and medlennoe poehat na rabota.- Ya bogach! Zimny kolesa - Etot dostupnoe! - otvetit Alexander, poehat ochen silny bystroe and priehat vsugrob.

Nikolay opazdat na rabota, Alexander isportit novy car.

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4.3 March

4.3.1 Horoshy Novost (2012-03-02 14:39)

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy novost!

One time Nikolay poluchit Horoshy Novost. Etot bylo vnezapny and ochen mnogoe horoshy.

- Kakoe Horoshy Etot Novost! - skazhet gromkoe Nikolay and ulybaetsya. - Etot vnezapny and neozhidanny!

Nikolay idti po ulitsa and radostny ulybaetsya, because Horoshy Novost. Ulitsa bylo sunny and krasivy.

- Pochemu Takoe radostny? - sprosit prohozhy.- Because ochen otlichny! - otvetit Nikolay and prodolzhit svoe doroga.- Pochemu ulybaetsya? - sprosit militsioner.- Etot cherez Horoshy Novost! - skazhet Nikolay.- Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet militsioner. - Kakoe Etot novost?

And Nikolay prishlos rasskazat about Horoshy Novost.

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4.3.2 About automobilny probka. (2012-03-07 23:44)

Zdravstvui! Etot about automobilny probka.

Bylo vesna. Nikolay and Alexander ehat to rabota v car. Razlichny cars around! Mnogoe! Probka!

- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - skazhet Alexander. - Nado ehat mnogoe faster!- Probka tut! - skazhet Nikolay.- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - povtorit Alexander. - Opazdyvaet v rabota - Etot NET polezny!- Ya know Etot! - skazhet Nikolay. - But probka NET pozvolit ehat faster.

Nekotory time (10 minutes) Nikolay and Alexander molchat.

- Etot too medlenny! - skazhet Alexander. - Rabota budet nachinaet cherez 20 minutes! Nado uspe-vaet!- Nado! - otvetit Nikolay. - But Etot trudnoe because probka.

10 minutes Nikolay and Alexander smotrit forvard v probka.

- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - skazhet Alexander. - Nado ehat mnogoe faster!- Probka tut! - skazhet Nikolay.

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4.3.3 Telefonny razgovor (2012-03-25 18:01)

Zdravstvui! Etot about telefonny razgovor.

Bylo friday vecherny. Horoshy! Nikolay ochen radostny delaet telefonny zvonok v svoe friend Alexan-der for pogovorit. Alexander NET otvechaet. Nikolay delaet Takoe again - the same result. - PochemuTakoe? - dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe again. Alexander NET otvechaet! - Nado pozvonit v Sergey! -dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe. Sergey NET otvechaet. Delaet Takoe once more - NET otvet.

Nikolay rasstroitsya. - Etot plohoe! - skazhet on and delaet mnogoe telefonny zvonok v Alexander, Sergey,Dmitry Ivanov, Dmitry Potapov, Egor, Alexey, Svetlana, Igor Sergeev, Zoya, Pavel Alexandrovich, Vladimirand Irina. NET otvet!

- Etot stupid! - zakrichit Nikolay and rasstroitsya.

V Etot time Nikolay poluchaet telefonny zvonok. Etot bylo friend Vasily. - Glupy Vasily! - podumatNikolay, but otvetit and imeet dolgoe skuchny telefonny razgovor instead interesny.

Potom bylo mnogoe horoshy

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4.4 July

4.4.1 About Nauchny Podhod (2012-07-09 18:10)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Nauchny Podhod!

Mnogoe Chelovek NET vnimatelny v razny! Etot story about Takoe.

One time nekotory russky Chelovek hochet poyti v otdyhaet. Etot rybalka. Nikolay, Sergey, Victor and Egor.

- Rybalka - Etot mnogoe otlichny! - skazhet Sergey.- Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay.- Mnogoe fish! - skazhet Victor.- Nado idti srochnoe! - skazhet Egor.

Vyhodit v ulitsa and vidit Takoe: Etot car NET vozmozhny ehat v rybalka because bolshoe truck NETpuskaet. Russky friends mnogoe pechalny.

- Pochemu truck tut? - sprosit Sergey.- NET puskaet! - skazhet Victor.- Kotory my delat? - sprosit Egor.- Nado mnogoe staraetsya! - skazhet Nikolay.

Dolgoe time staraetsya, but NET horoshy result. Only povredit svoe car. NET silny.

- Nado mnogoe dumaet about! - skazhet Sergey.

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- NET Takoe! - zakrichit Victor. - Nado nakazybaet truck driver!- Etot opasny, - skazhet Egor.- Stop! - skazhet Nikolay. - Nado use Nauchny Podhod!- Takoe? - sprosit friends.- Etot pomogaet! - skazhet Nikolay.

And Etot pomogaet.

4.5 September

4.5.1 About horoshy chelovek (2012-09-06 02:06)

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy chelovek!

Mnogoe Chelovek znaet Takoe: Nikolay - horoshy Chelovek! Nikolay - Etot molodoe Russky and NETbogaty Chelovek, imeet vysoky rost, dobry nature and blue glaza. Nikolay imeet mnogoe friends and delaetmnogoe polezny.

- Kakoe horoshy Nikolay! - skazhet friend Svetlana, - Ya popast v yama, but Nikolay pomogaet!- Da, Etot ochen silno mnogoe horoshy! - skazhet friend Viktor and radostny zasmeyatsya.- Da, Takoe! - skazhet mnogoe Chelovek.

One time friend Sergey poluchaet v morda nezasluzhennoe. Na ulica. And mnogoe NET dovolny.

- Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey, - Etot nezasluzhenny! Help!- Ya NET imeet time and ohota pomogaet Ty! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti v svoe dom spat.- Etot plohoe postupok, Nikolay! - skazhet Sergey, but Nikolay NET slyshat because ushel.- Friends! - zakrichit Sergey, - Nikolay - plohoe Chelovek, because delaet plohoe postupok!- NET Takoe, Sergey! - otvetit mnogoe Chelovek, - Nikolay - horoshy Chelovek! Etot plohoe postupok, butNikolay NET zhelezny!

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4.5.2 About Control (2012-09-17 03:14)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Control! Mnogoe Russki Chelovek znaet Takoe: Dr.Volz - Etot tvoe Druh! Delaetmnogoe Polezny and Razumny! But nekotory NET razuny schitaet: Dr.Volz - korystny and hitry Chelovek.Now malenky story about.

V leto rano utro Ya poyti lovit fish. V Volga. And poimat nekotory. Ochen radostny and ulybaetsya,because priyatny.

- Etot nashe fish! - slyshit Ya vnezapnoe gromkoe. Etot dva Russki Chelovek podhodit.- NET Takoe! - skazhet Ya, - Etot narodny fish! V Volga mnogoe Etot!- Etot Dr.Volz, Nikolay! - skazhet odin Chelovek, - Bogach &Zdorov, but NET lubit Russki Chelovek!- Etot Takoe, Sergey! - otvetit Nikolay and serdity.- Nado spokoiny! - skazhet Ya and spokoiny, - Nikolay and Sergey, Ya lubit Russki Chelovek and hochetBogach &Zdorov-effect for all! Hochet znaet kak?- Da Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay and Sergey and spokoiny.

Ya mnogoe nauchit Nikolay and Sergey and chitaet vsluh novy book ”All about Polezny”. Nikolay andSergey mnogoe ponimaet.

- Dr.Volz - nashe horoshy Druh, Nikolay! - skazhet Sergey.- Etot Takoe, Sergey!

Etot bylo opashy situation, but stalo horoshy, because Control!

For more information chitaet novy book ”All about Polezny”!

4.5.3 Protivny or Polezny? (2012-09-19 02:34)

Zdravstvui! NET secret for all: Mnogoe razlichny Chelovek - Mnogoe razlichny opinion. Kakoe pravilny?Now malenky story about.

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Ty lubit ovoschnoe kasha? Takoe? NET Takoe? Nikolay lubit Etot and mnogoe poest everyday, becauseEtot polezny and horoshy.

- Etot protivny! - skazhet Anastasia (Etot friend of Nikolay, but NET lubit Takoe: Nikolay poest mnogoeovoschnoe kasha), - Kak Takoe vozmozhny? Ty look like idiot! Nado idti smotrit VHS!- Etot ovoschnoe kasha - mnogoe otlichny and Polezny! VHS after kasha! - skazhet Nikolay and ulybaetsya.- Sergey! - skazhet Anastasia, - Etot Nikolay imeet glupy vneshnost v poest protivny kasha?- Ochen mnogoe! - skazhet Sergey and silno polozhit v ovoschnoe kasha football.

Mnogoe polezny kasha bystro zasorit all around. Nikolay, Anastasia, Sergey and football including.

- Teper Etot only Protivny! NET Polezny at all! - skazhet Nikolay, vnimatelnoe posmotrit around and poytismotrit VHS with friends.

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4.5.4 About politics (2012-09-22 02:09)

Zdravstvui! Etot about politics!

Politics - Etot interesny for Ty? For drugoe Russki Chelovek? Nikolay ochen interesny politics. Niko-lay smotrit Etot postoyanny on tv. V Etot vecherny Nikolay smotrit politics as usual and NET dovolny. Zoya(wife of Nikolay) NET dovolny too.

- Etot nadoelo! - skazhet Zoya vnezapnoe, - Let’s smotrit VHS!- Etot potom, - skazhet Nikolay, - politics teper.- Politics everyday! Ty NET radostny and need VHS! - skazhet Zoya.- OK! But only NET dolgoe, - otvetit Nikolay.

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After odin hour Nikolay smotrit politics again.

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