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100 115 batshit stupid things you can put on the internet
in as fast as I can go, someone get me a drink.
With your host: Viss
About meCo-Founder, Chief Technologist - Carbon Dynamics!
!9 years in infosec, 19 total in technology!
!I do security/internet research!
!Sometimes it makes the news!
!I shout on the internet a lot.!
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How to stalk me!@viss on twitter!
QUESTION: !
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If there can be a thing, and you can put a webserver on the thing..
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Should you put a webserver on the thing?
TOTES MCGOATS!
@viss’s 2014 Twitter Rampage Pirate Ninja Baby Cabana Battle 9001
TV STATION! (maybe?)
SOMETHING GERMAN!
WINDOWS CE!
ASTERISK ON LINUX!
KOREAN POWER GENERATION!
A BORING MAC!
Waiiiiit….
Chinese host with private keys!
DENTISTRY LAB!
SOMEONE CODING PYTHON!
OH MY GOD MY EYES!
A HOST IN A COLLEGE SOMEWHERE!
SCADA SELFIE!
ANOTHER HOST IN THE SAME COLLEGE!
SOME KIND OF HTTP LOAD TESTER!
SOLAR SYSTEM!
A GRAIN SILO!
MATLAB TRACKING SPORTSBALL!
A DESSERT SHOP IN SYDNEY!
A PLACE YOU BUY SQUID!
A REGISTER SELLING SOMEONE AVOCADOS WITH
FOOD STAMPS!
SOMEONES HOME AUTOMATION SYSTEM!
A CARWASH!
OIL TANKS!
ELECTRICAL SUBSTATION!
FRIENDLIEST SCADA!
… SOMETHING!
A COAL MINE!
POTATO TECHNOLOGY!
ITALIAN HYDROELECTRIC!
6760.430 MHw! \o/
A CONFERENCE ROOM!
A LOBBY SIGN!
A HAM RADIO DSTAR RASPI
ANOTHER OFFICE SIGN!
AS IF JENKINS WASNT BAD ENOUGH BY ITSELF
BOAT TRACKING!
DAY TRADING!
SOLAR POWER!
MORE LOBBY SIGNS!
TONS OF CAMERAS!
SOMEONE ON REDDIT!
A GERMAN GENERATOR!
SPRINKLERS!
JAPANESE HAM RADIO CHAT
TRAVIS’ DESKTOP!
SOME INDIAN DUDE SHOPPING!
UMC OIL CELLARS!
A FUCKING HOSPITAL BED!
A FUCKING (demo) HOSPITAL BED!
TRACEVUE: legit 16 people.
SOLAR POWER COLLECTOR
ANOTHER BORING MAC!
oh wait..
Same attacker! \o/
MOAR CAMERAS!
APPLE TV + XBMC!
ISRALEI PHARMACY!
AGUA PARA FLUSHING!
NET COFFEE! \o/
OBVIOUSLY LOS POLLOS HERMANOS!
SOMETHING SOMETING $300,000!
ITALIAN … SOMETHING!
SPANISH MINECRAFT +
SKYPE!
PHILS OFFICE!
ENDERS GAME!
ITALIAN HYDROELECTRIC!
MORE SPRINKLERS!
MOAR HOTEL LOBBIES!
VOLTAGE SENSOR!
A CIRCUIT BOARD PRINTER
SHELLBOXES FROM WHICH TO LAUNCH HAX
A SPANISH COPIER!
FUCKING DOS 6.22
WTF IS WRONG HERE?! MY HAX JUST DONT WORK!
A MASSIVE CERAMIC PRINTER
APROPOS MAC SCREENSAVER
TREND CATCHING A SKID IN CHINA
KOREAN POWER GENERATION
GODDAMMIT, HOTELS.
MOAR BLIND SKID DERP
WGET WGET WGET CIRROS CUBSWIN
GERMAN RESEVOIR
REGULAR ORDINARY SWEDISH MEAL TIME
It’s good for you
DAYTRADERS!
… SOMETHING!
SYSLOG VIA VNC!
I HAVE NO GODDAMN IDEA!
HOT… PARLOR… WASH (??!?!)
WAIT. !
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Who here thinks BSD is the most secure OS in the world?
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SHOW OF HANDS
FREEBSD SINGLE USER BOOT OPTION
PUBLIC VNC NO AUTH!
What about now?
DAIRY MILK PLANT!
USER GENIEUX ELITE31337x!
A TV STATION (I think..)
BRAZILIAN TV STATION
A ATM.
A HYDROGEN FUEL CELL
THE MARIO BROTHERS WORST NIGHTMARE
GIANT LIEBERT DATACENTER UPSES
ALMOST THE ENTIRE CITY OF DOWNTOWN
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK
....
EVENT CENTERS icerink defrost go!
ANDROID PHONES USED AS CAMERAS
FUCKING SHADY COPS TRACKING YOU
FRENCH HYDRO #1
FRENCH HYDRO #2
FRENCH HYDRO #3
FRENCH … electric switching/distro?
CAR WASHES
GODDAMN SPEAKERS
A FRIDGE FOR *JUST* CHAMPAGNE
PRACTICALLY ALL OF CERN
WANNA MINE COIN?
SHOUT AT SKIERS
HAYMANS FISHERIES, OXFORD.
FUCKING LOBSTERS
YOU CAN CONTROL
LOBSTER TEMPERATURE OVER THE INTERNET
SWIMMING POOLS
WHAT IN ALL OF THE FUCKS
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING
STOP PUTTING SHITON THE INTERNET
Or for fucks sake, Give it 10 seconds of
thought before you do.!
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