TOP 10 ListPharmacy Technician

Activities

10). Using psychic abilities to figure out a patient’s insurance plan.

9). Shrinking prednisone taper directions to make them fit on the label.

8). Estimating somebody’s weight to see if they really needed the diet pills they just picked up.

6). Complaining about the ridiculously high salaries of those prima Dona pharmacists.

7). Feeling uncomfortably itchy after dispensing lice medication and collecting the money.

5). Avoiding carpel tunnel from typing labels, stiff necks from telephones and possible dementia & psychosis from trying to explain insurance to impatient patients.

4). Navigating 3rd party rejected claims “Network Log in Error: Information Overdose. Warning, Warning– Danger Will Robinson! This terminal will self-destruct in 30 seconds.

3). Operating two computer terminals simultaneously while wolfing down a nutritious bean burrito & Dr. Pepper lunch.

2). Negotiating with other technicians over shift changes.

1). Explaining to disbelieving patients that the insurance company, not thenot the pharmacypharmacy, sets the co-pay and determines what is covered