The Healthy Ways to Maintain a Level of Sanity

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  1. 1. EALTHY WAYS TOT TAIN A LEVEL OF SANITY
  2. 2. PAGE YOURSELFOVER THE INTERCOM.DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.
  3. 3. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE,SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.
  4. 4. L/ AT TI I @P; MU vim
  5. 5. TELL YOU R AT TI 7I CHILDREN I II. .I"IIIIIIIII. ,IIII ff 1OVER * 3?j DINNER. =I ,I DUETO$L~ ;ECONOMY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO. V . ,. ,.. y. I_7 W . .I. '.. .,_~. .II II
  6. 6. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOUTO DOSOMETHING,ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES
  7. 7. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA AND PLAY TROPICAL SOUNDS ALL DAY
  8. 8. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DONT RHYME.
  9. 9. TO GO.U R H T E W R D R U 0 Y Y F C E P SORDER WAS
  10. 10. FINISH ALL *7YOUR L? j SENTENCES ~ vwTH, IN ACCORDANCEm. :. WITH THEIR I PROPHECY I4;e Any ;
  11. 11. PUT DECAFIN THE COFFEE , MAKERFOR3 VVEEKS THEN SVHTCH TO ~@. ESPRESSO
  12. 12. SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSESAND POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS. ..SEEIF THEY SLOW DOWN.I T R. _"Tf. T'1IV" 1IP, ':-v: -WI.I I I' I'M ' . .,;
  13. 13. YOUR _: . _)_-I-I A. ... _= ,It'-CAN ON % YOUR DESKAND LABELIT IN.
  14. 14. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO,START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT YELLING,RUN I YOUR LIVES,THEY'RE LOOSE!
  15. 15. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM,SCREAM I WON,I WON!