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Some wise principles from Little Buddha
which it would be wise to respect
and follow to the letter
Children in the front seat of a car
can cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat of a car
can cause children.
If you cannot lend a hand, then be a
nuisance! Either way, the most important
thing is to take part!
If you believe that the quickest way to a man’s
heart is the stomach, know that you are aiming
a little too high!
If you can laugh when everything is going horribly wrong, that means that you have found somebody to
blame!
Women are like swimming pools: they cost a great deal of money to
maintain, considering the time that you
spend inside!
Never drink while driving. You could spill
your beer!
Some bosses are like clouds: the minute they disappear, the day suddenly gets
brighter!
To err is human. To blame someone else for your problem, is
strategic.
Men wouldn’t lie as much to the women in their life, if the women in their life didn’t ask so many
questions!
Women marry because they believe that he will
change one day. Men marry because they believe that she will
never change. Both are mistaken!
Your future depends on your
dreams. Don’t waste any time, go to bed NOW!
HAVE A NICE DAY !