Why you two morons should both shut up

Presented by yours truly, Crowley

1. Sam is a moose, and we all know moose don’t deserve love.

2. Gabriel, dear, you deserve SO much better

I mean, just look at that admirable moustache.

3a. Dean is a nincompoop

Look at his face here. That’s the face of someone you should ignore.

3b. Evidence

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4a. You’re all sodding boring and I’m tired of seeing your crap

• I mean, come on, I’m the King of Hell and even I’m not this relentless.

4b. Provided evidence

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5. You’re all bloody morons

6. This is where all the action’s at

Therefore no one cares about you

(hello, pigeon ;) )

7. I look good in an apron

And you lot do not

• Except maybe Gabriel• Actually, now that I think about it, he really would.• Gabriel, you should wear an apron.• This notion has been promoted by Hell

8. This was just an excuse to post pictures of me

9. If this powerpoint doesn’t work, I’ll have to use force

And by force, I mean my precious baby Growly. Yes, he’s really there you twat.

FIN

Muffins, anyone?