Relax! This show advances automatically!

featuring

He’s a real crack cameraman,

RAY

as you’ll see for yourself.

First in Ray’s line-up:

Beyonce Knowles!

None other than…

Next to show:

- After her recent, widely-publicisedhair-shaving

(apparently more extensive than had been reported…)

Ray, zoom us in for a

closer look!

Yep, that’s her, folks:

BritneySpears!

…and here again… …and yet again!

‘Rawhide’ Britney rides the range.

Who’s next, Ray?

Well HELLO!

KATE (with no) MOSS

…and who’s this dusky maiden??

…Closer in, Ray - CLOSER!

There we are, Ray - That’s got it!

KATIE JORDAN PRICE!

Well, Well, Well!!

And moving right along now, who’s next?

Er, Ray! How do you expect us to recognize her from this shot??

Well, Look at THAT! …IF IT ISN’T….

LINDSAYLOHAN!

LINDSAYLOHAN!

..stunning gal of many colours!

LINDSAYLOHAN!

And here she comes again!

Closer, Ray!CLOSER!

LINDSAYLOHAN!

And here she comes again!

Closer, Ray!CLOSER!

That’s a little better!

…and yes, it’s her alright!

- So who do you suppose this is?

HOLY SHIT, PARIS!.......

- IS THAT WHAT JAIL DID TO IT??

Closer, Ray,- CLOSE RIGHT IN, WILLYAH!!!

Closer, Ray,- CLOSE RIGHT IN, WILLYAH!!!

How about around or twoof BOTOX?

Or will it need

FULL SURGICAL RECONSTRUCTION??

Well, at least she has her ‘born-again’religion to console her!

Aw c’mon, Ray! - Be nice to the poor girl after all she’s been through!

- Show us some of your nicer pics of

PARIS HILTON

Thank You!

But lest we forget the business at hand…

- Who else do you have for us, Ray?

Ahaa!

- VICTORIA SILVESTER!

And last - but not least - we give you….

…the one & only…

JAY-LO!

Oh Ray! Can you get us a close-up there?

…the one & only…

JAY-LO!Hi! My name is BRAD

Well, me Hearties, time to return to reality!

That’s all Ray has for us for now.

As I’m sure you’ll agree, Ray is a real crack photographer!

Let’s show him our appreciation!

THIS HAS BEEN A PUGWASH PRODUCTION

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FUN!