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Valentine’s Day in IndiaConfucius’ Quotes to Survive
FOR MEN
Valentine’s Day in India is Challenging!
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Challenges Indian Men Face on Valentine’s Day
CULTURE BRIGADE
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PARENTS GIRLFRIEND
Confucius has Answers! But, Don’t Worry!
Who was Confucius?
He taught Kung Fu to Jackie Chan
Philosopher & Teacher from China
INDIAN PARENTS!
Indian parents want to know what you are up to! - Who are you talking to on the phone? - What are your doing outside on a Sunday?
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.“ Confucius says…
KEEP YOUR PARENTS IN THE DARK
Exploit their ignorance about what you are up to on Valentine’s Day. Come up with
creative excuses. “I am volunteering for a blood donation camp” can win your parent’s hearts and get you special
attention when you are back! Just make sure you have needle mark to show.
CULTURE BRIGADE!
Beware of the culture brigade hell-bent on enforcing ‘Indian moral values’!
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying small stones.“ Confucius says…
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.“BE READY FOR A FACE-OFF
If you have gone all the way to hoodwink your parents to meet your girlfriend, the culture brigade can be easily outwitted. Just wear a saffron T-shirt and have a spare greeting card professing your
devotion to your sister! Deploy these assets only under extreme duress.
GIRLFRIEND!
One wrong move, and you wish Valentine’s Day never happened!
The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their proper names.“ Confucius says…
NEVER PISS OFF YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Make sure you don’t:1.Mix-up the name of your girlfriend in the card2.Pretend that you are having a good time3.Write poems. You will only create a suspicion about what you actually meant!
I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Don’t worry! Confucius has an answer for all the single men on Valentine's Day!
Poor food and water for dinner, a bent arm for a pillow – that is where joy resides.“ Confucius says…
I LOVE THIS CONFUCIUS GUY!
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Confucius says…
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