The BigUgly Lamp

The Hand Crocheted

Afghan

The Gross Couch

CorelleHarvest

Gold Pattern Dishes

Corning Ware

Cornflower Pattern Dishes

Many Home

Exercise Machines

Loose Flatware in Plastic

Tubs

Bitch Who Saw Something You Wanted First

This Record Album

Desirable Items That

Are ‘Not For Sale’

Naked Barbies

in Plastic

Bags

Naked Barbiesin a Pile

A Pile of Ratty Wigs

Underwear on Hangers

Strange Shoes

Perceived “Collectables” Locked in Display Case

Some Really Weird Shit

Yet More Really Weird Shit

And Maybe,

Someday,

The Perfect

Item