The Doomed Grilled Cheese Asylum

My vote is Swiss to survive. Even if that trash can only brings up his hunger a little bit, it’s more than the others…That is, if he can get over the food poisoning.

…And there it is, complete with the -500.

Stupid Monterrey! She passed out in front of the door, so no one could get through…

Luckily Swiss made it out before she did, but still.

The fridge was empty again, and it was causing issues.

Cheddar! You’re home! Go order food before they all die!Cheddar: I wouldn’t mind that…Cheddar! Go!

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

Looks like we only had one casualty. Tonight.

Finally! No more “I need food” pleas!

Hey, Swiss! You need it the least of all of them…Put it back!

Swiss: I’m the only one up. That’s Darwinism at its finest.

Swiss: I’m so uncomfortable…Maybe because you’ve been throwing up a ton after eating from the trash can?

Oh come on Cheddar, stop worrying. Weren’t you just saying you don’t care about them?

Oh. Thanks a lot.

Wow Goat. Fall asleep in the bathroom? Classy.

There goes the next one. American: You’re so cruel!No, just used to it.

Here we go, Cheddar. You’ve been preparing for this.*grabs the popcorn*

Great performance, Cheddar, great performance!

Unfortunately Grimmy didn’t like it as much as I did. Sorry, I missed the actual moment. But that was because there was a more pressing event.

Yep, at the same time. MURDER IN THE BATHROOM! No, just kidding. Provolone’s totally innocent. No matter how it may look…I mean really, walking away from a death?

There’s the memory of losing.

Grimmy doesn’t even bother to leave between the deaths.

You know how rude it is to walk through someone’s counter? Plus it makes it look like our oven is burning…Too bad it’s not…I am NOT a pyro!

Here we go, time two…Go Cheddar! Woo!

But alas, Grimmy is not a fan of cheese.

Hey look, it’s Shane Sky from my Uglacy!

Cheddar: Hi, I’m Chedda- AGH! WHAT IS THIS, A MONKEY?Now now Cheddar, be nice. Just because he’s…er…Facial-feature deprived, is no reason not to be friends.

Meanwhile Swiss decides to “join” them.

Oh, and Monterrey is fit! You’d better not die on me, I need those skill points…

Oh, and he likes grilled cheese!

YAY! A fellow Grilled Cheeseian! I like you so much more now, Shane….

Off to work again. Let’s hope no one dies. *crossed fingers*

Oops. There was a garden, and I was too lazy to delete it all, so it just died.

American: -1000…Death doesn’t seem so bad right about now.Provolone: I’m so glad none of my friends can see through my disguise!Monterrey: I want someone to woohoo!Swiss: Hmm, Monterrey looks pretty tasty…NO CANNIBALISM!

And we have 2 passee-outees, blocking both sides of the bed. Smooth.

Swiss, meanwhile, gets into a bed, but wakes up with a nightmare.

And then Monterrey gets her foot impaled in the bed.

You’re home! Let’s get some more food….At least they survived this night.

…I spoke too soon.

Performance #3!

Alas, no.

And then I realized that I had to delete all the seats and such because so many people had died. Sorry I hadn’t realized before, but really it didn’t make a difference. Everyone passed out on the floor anyway.

Now only Cheddar, Provolone, Monterrey, and Swiss remain.

Yay! Groceries! Don’t starve, please….

And Monterrey gets her feet impaled in the counter.

Yay! My first sponge bather! Fun times, I tell you, fun times.

Townie! Outside! Go and greet!

Oh, and we should probably pay those bills.

The asylum really isn’t looking too good.

And Christy tries out the dance sphere, but unfortunately throws up.

Where was Cheddar, you ask? Well, Monterrey didn’t make it. EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS FOOD RIGHT THERE!

#4….

HEY! Stop eating my grilled cheese!

Now back to the regularly scheduled program.

Rejection #4.

Yikes. A pass-out. Get to the bed!

Provolone: I like daisies. Do you like daisies?

Seriously? Even the guest got a bad memory, but not you?

Hey, I like Christy. She does gardening for you, even without influence!

While Cheddar continues to pass-out….The bed was taken. Can anyone say musical chairs?

SHE LIKES GRILLED CHEESE TOO!Favorite townie ever.

Oh joy. We get the violent-looking Pepperjack out to haunt.

The urns table is nearly full now.

Ah. Where did Pepperjack go?

Oh dear…

Yep folks, we’ve got a haunter.

She continued to haunt all night.

I used a tip from…somewhere….to buy a cheap garden ornament to mark each week. Which means…one week down! Also, 5 asylum patients down.

Oh dear. No bed, and a bladder failure. Poor Cheddar.

And another passout. Stupid Provolone!

Mwahahaha. Stole it!

Or…Not. 6 down.

Performance #5.

Rejection #5.

After some well-needed rest….

Cheddar makes some grilled cheese. Yes, still chugging away at that LTW! I think she’s on…like…30….

Ew. I would not want to make anything on that stove and counter!

Cheddar: Reach for the shiny plumbbob!

Yes, another pass-out. With the bed right there. Sigh.

Our bathroom is so beautiful.

Ugh. Goat’s out haunting too. Do you hate me?

Apparently, yes.

WAY yes.

No! Don’t set it on fire! Not now!

Hey, Goat. Stop trying to kill my last asylum patient. I’d like to win, please.

Goat: But I’m impaled in a wall!

Goat: Nevermind.

Darn.

It occurred to me I should probably build up a relationship with Swiss in case he were to die.

Unfortunately, it was a little too late.

Performance #6…

This is where I’ll leave you, with a very irritated Cheddar at her 6th (she didn’t get to plead for Shredded) Grim Reaper failure.

Final thoughts: Although I thought it would be the layout (one big room) that would do me in, it really wasn’t. It was more the job and the LTW. Not focused on earning money, we ran out of it and therefore food. I was disappointed there were no fires, though.

Final score? Approximately -125.

Guess I failed that challenge.