My opinion of each of the avengers. In a somber black and white tone. Listening to uplifting music really makes it seem more... I dunno. Rambling. I just always like to listen to the main theme of Letters to Iwo Jima when I play this.
Text of The Avengers
1. In case you were wondering, yes, he really is American. He
is also elderly and has no right to be considered a heart throb at
his age. It doesnt make sense that someone who was invented to be a
super- weapon was only used to entertain troops.
2. Hes a god. Awesome points. Hes a god that can be taken on by
Captain America. Not awesome points. The movie actually never
explained how he was able to return to Earth after he made the
heart wrenching decision to abandon his new buddies for the sake of
destroying the bridge between worlds as well as his relationship
with his adopted brother and was supposed to never be able to
return. One word. Loophole.
3. This guy is probably a psychiatrists playground. Talk about
Jekyll and Hyde disorder. It turns out, the secret of Mr. Bruce
Banner/The Hulk is that he is always angry. What on Earth that
actually has to do with anything beats me. Hes also the only
avenger that isnt always called hot by fan girls.
4. I feel his face doesnt match the suit. Just sayin. On the
other hand, he is a B.A. dude who takes no nothin from nobody,
especially Captain America. He blows up the entire enemy fleet,
which is in a different dimension. B. stinkin A. dude.
5. A red-head person with an American accentyeah definitely
Russian. (_)/ | / Anywho somehow she is amazing enough to be on the
team even though all she does is shoot stuff with itty-bitty guns.
Why cant specialized folk do that? They mustnt be Russian. (_)/ |
6. Hes like the less lame Green Arrow of Marvel. He also has
really pointless trick shots. Why is shooting something thats
behind you in a cool way the smart thing to do when youre fighting
for your life? Because its stinking B.A. Thats why.