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TDD (Test Driven Development) and coding QUOTES

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I prepared these quotes with the aim of hanging them during our JS CodeRetreat event in Munich... due to the fact that several people asked me to share them...well, here you are!! :D hope you like them! As I wrote in a tweet (@irenelladn89), "My job is to make sure that programmers enjoy their JS CodeRetreat: A HAPPY PROGRAMMER IS A GOOD PROGRAMMER!”. Enjoy :)

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How !  

having it done !-­‐leanpub.com/socra-­‐  

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Think harder

about your tests   -­‐C2.com-­‐  

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Our job is to tell you

your baby is ugly!

-­‐So2ware  Testers-­‐  

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Programming is like sex

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

-­‐Michael  Sinz-­‐  

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    B A D                          P R O G R A M M E R S                    H A V E   A L L        T H E   A N S W E R S            

GOOD  TESTERS  1.   Have  2.   All  3.   The  4.   Ques%ons   -­‐Gil  Zilberfeld-­‐  

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as the tests get

more specific

the code gets more

generic -­‐blog.8thlight.com-­‐  

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-­‐Steve  C.  McConnell-­‐  

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-­‐codebeCer.com-­‐  

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Refactoring is the technique to!

prevent accumulation of!

-­‐infoq.com-­‐  

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-­‐infoq.com-­‐  

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Being right means that

You have just acquired

zero new

knowledge -­‐twiCer.com/rauschma-­‐  

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Tests help me limit !the amount of code !

that I write!

-­‐blog.thecodewhisperer.com-­‐  

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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining

your code will be a violent psychopath who knows

where you live.

-­‐John  Woods-­‐  

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Think harder about your tests

-­‐c2.com-­‐  

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Code wants to be simple -­‐c2.com-­‐  

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The benefits multiply

if you can arrange to bring

your whole team with you

into the dojo -­‐leanpub.com-­‐  

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-­‐Doug  Linder-­‐  

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The primary goal of ATDD lies in

understanding the business

better -­‐shino.de-­‐  

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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code

that humans can understand.

-­‐MarIn  Fowler-­‐  

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Bef so are be reusa e irst has to e

a

-­‐Ralph  Johnson-­‐