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THE SYLVESTER AND TWEETY MYSTERIES V1.0 Is this the end of freedom of speech and the start of media censorship, cronyism, budget and power abuse COMING SOON TO A PLAZA OR A THEATRICAL PRODUCTION NEAR YOU IN OYSTER BAY

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THE SYLVESTER AND TWEETY MYSTERIESV1.0

Is this the end of freedom of speech and the start of media

censorship, cronyism, budget and power abuse

COMING SOON TO A PLAZA OR A THEATRICAL PRODUCTION NEAR YOU IN OYSTER BAY

Once upon a time… there was a beautiful place on the far far away sound called Oyster Bay

Where truth, respect and love ruled the day.

EVERY 1000 YEARS ….A very special person comes along, God puts him there…to make a difference

But, every story needs a villain…

A very special kind of supervillain …….Who’s done it before

And got away with it (well almost) …

Who knows how to seduce …

Who knows how to arrange a good “production” ….

And has faithful but dumb “yes-cat” cronies that follow along blindly ….

This special super-villain also had another bad puddy tat habit …. cooking

This special super-villain had done it before…. And became quite famous for only promoting friends and similar yes cats

So back to everyone’s favorite character …. The Tweety, was hired to fulfill a special duty….. Everybody loved the tweety, he proved himself over and over again ……

Yet danger lurked around the corner as the Tweety wasn’t good at smooching the super villains rear end and knew more important words than “Yes, supervillain”

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So, the supervillain started plotting, scheming, defaming and undermining the world’s favorite hero…….

And being an expert cook, started poising the Board Of Excuses led by none other than “Porky, the scaredy cat….” and the

Other “yes-cats” that were really only decorationsin cat suits

So the super-villain tried everything in her his power to destroy the peace loving, student loving Tweety, …..whilst enriching himself and his fellow cats at the cost of taxpayers all along

The story continues….. When the supervillan was caught in the act…..

She he went to work with his “yes-cats” at the Board of Excuses Entertainment…..

And she they ate him alive…..

And left him for dead…..

But tried in vain to cover it up ….. Even deleting the video of their crime

The Supervillain has to decide…… is it worth it ? or should I do what the entire community, the students, the tax payers (employers) actually want….. mmmmmm

Everybody needs a tweety

Even kids need the tweety

Even the supervillain needs a tweety

How will the story end …. ? Who knows ……the brave tax payers and students will decide…….. Stay tuned